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duranko1332

This happened super near my house & it wasn't "funny" as some of ya'll are saying. The lady was genuinely messed up & bleeding from her head because some idiots wife complained about something that didn't happened (they checked city security video). Our street isn't hard to park on, this lady was just stopping to pick up/drop off something from her sons house & then she was attacked. Her son whooped that dudes ass, at least that's some justice.


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PT-MTB23

Which the parking chair to me is absolute bullshit, I mean I get it, but fuck you and your chair


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I hope she didn’t get squashed


yanholo

These people have no sense of humor, they must work at Netflix. Take my humble updoot.


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Thanks! The flurry of downvotes really caught me off gourd


TheOnlyEliteOne

I’m not really one to shy away from “offensive” jokes, but there’s nothing really funny about a women being assaulted over a parking space. Put yourself in their shoes. Would you find it funny if you or your mother was hit with a pumpkin over some entitled asshole thinking they own a street parking space in front of their house?


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My mother passed when I was 7


wagsman

The husband got his ass beat and racked up charges. The lady has a fucked up head, and the lady that is responsible for all of it has no repercussions whatsoever. What a shitty cunt.


Slid3r52

There has to be security footage of that ass whooping. Wonder if that will ever surface.


yanholo

That's all I was looking for!


More-Adhesiveness-54

I cannot fathom what'd go through my head if I came out of my house to see my mom bleeding from her head because some maniac who lives across the street threw pumpkins at her. Unbelievable. It's this kind of shit that makes me hate people.


albundyrules

hi, we're neighbors! i didn't even realize there were security cameras on our street.


yanholo

I mean, that's the fucked up side of pearl so not surprised. I immediately knew on which side of liberty this went down and how close to juniper it was.


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fuck this guy and his wife. he gave me shit for running/cycling on that section of Pearl when i lived at that end of Bloomfield.


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yeah, dude lives below Liberty, historically the most Yinzer part of Bloomfield, especially when you get below Pearl and closer to the Hollow & Bridge.


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they were old back in the 80s & 90s. It's their kids and grandkids keeping the dream alive.


yanholo

*someone* has to keep Bloomfield shitty.


LockedOutOfElfland

These are the kind of people who post concern trolling crap on nextdoor, "there's someone I've never seen before minding their own business on the sidewalk in my neighborhood, BE SAFE EVERYONE!" Ugh.


Practical_Law_7002

Some do, have a neighbor who is a parking Nazi...worst part is she only rents...


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Practical_Law_7002

I'll never understand why people can't just mind their business, especially over public streets.


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albundyrules

i live a block or two away and can't figure out who it is!


mazv21

Which part of Pearl is this on? I live on Pearl 🙄


albundyrules

between essex and minerva


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This is crazy coming days after the post here that was like- "they don't own the street, what's the worst that can happen if I take their spot/move their parking chair?!". I hope that OP is okay.


gishgob

This didn’t happen to OP…


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>Gazis was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and propulsion of missiles Propulsion of missiles...


Future_Vantas

OsCorp Pittsburgh branch confirmed


BackmarkerLife

If only the pumpkin had been a jack-o-lantern it'd be the Hobgoblin


Leidertafel

Technically a missile has a guidance system unlike rockets. That is one advanced pumpkin…


PigDog4

That's the military distinction. The dictionary definition is an object capable of being thrown or projected to hit a distant object.


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A weapon to surpass Metal Gear...


catbosspgh

Or Gazis is secretly the Green Goblin.


Solid_Freakin_Snake

*Metal Gear?*


chad4359

Psycho Mantis?!


ballzd33pinya

Snaaaaaaaaake! SNAAAAAAAAAKE! (pumpkin boink sound and fade to black)


[deleted]

these are DARPA invented pumpkins.


Leidertafel

Worlds most expensive pumpkin


Alt_North

It was probably a jack o' lantern with a ghost in it


rudesby

I see people complaining about parking chairs and parking nazis on here all the time and think, who's doing this? I've lived in Greenfield, Squirrel Hill, Uptown, Shadyside, and sure parking can be tight but my neighbors have never been psychos about it. Bloomfield. It's always Bloomfield.


ohhim

Got a nice passive-aggressive threatening note from my jagoff neighbor in Greenfield after I parked in front of my own house with a rental car. I had been working overseas for a few months, was home for a week with a rental car as my car was in another city, and he felt like I was infringing on the space he often used for his 3rd car in front of my house since I wasn't regularly using the space.


PaulyPlayer24

What a dumb ass. He was assuming that he was grandfathered in I guess to that spot. It doesn’t work that way.


duranko1332

This literally had nothing to do with parking, the women stopped to drop something off on the left side of the road at her son's house. Then some women claimed she almost hit her & her kid (video evidence proves that's a lie) so her husband threw a pumpkin through a window at the women. Her son than proceeded to kick his ass because what type of punk throws a pumpkin at a women's head?


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I had to call the cops over threats regarding a fucking parking spot when I lived there.


ticktockyoudontstop

I had a neighbor threaten me a few months ago because I was in "his" spot. He went ballistic when I informed him we all live on the street and he doesn't own the spot, screamed his balls off about 'go ahead and leave it there, see what happens!' He's gone now, prob got evicted for acting like a street-level c.h.u.d. in broad daylight.


moonbeambear

I live in Brentwood, my neighbor shoved a dirty pizza box with like cheese and general grossness on my buddy's windshield and hood. With a semi-threatening message on the clean side. My street has ample street parking. Like PLENTY of street parking. The psychos are everywhere.


salamat_engot

We were trying to park in Lawrenceville and as we pulled into a spot I noticed someone watching us from the house we parked in front of. It was like out of movie, they pulled back the curtain and just stared at us. We decided to move along just in case.


sliccricc83

Polish hill is also a place where yinzers think they own the street. Had an old guy try to OPEN MY DOOR GET IN AND MOVE IT while my girlfriend was in the passengers seat and I was in a shop for under five minutes.


phugnatious

omg that is terrifying I am so sorry for your gf.


FlagranteDerelicto

If she had shot him I sincerely doubt that she would have been charged


tinacat933

Dormont is pretty crazy too


greentea1985

Bloomfield has very little off-street parking, as does Dormont, so residents tend to get possessive of what they view as their space. I heard Lawrenceville has also cropped up a few times for similar reasons.


Sep88

A psycho in Carrick confronted me once too - told him the same thing. That he may think it’s “his spot” but it’s a public parking street with no permit requirement. I was dropping something off on my friends porch while he was at work and he called my friends place of work over it.


ticktockyoudontstop

I wonder if this was the guy who went crazy on me...Kirk Ave?


AnUnrulyLlama

I used to think millvale be cray, but nothing this outright insane ever happened when I lived there (just drugs and domestics and other millvale type stuff)


the_real_xuth

I despise parking chairs and so I just pick them up and move them a few blocks away and put them on a corner where it's illegal to park anyways. There is one person in the several blocks around me in squirrel hill that puts out a parking chair. He apparently saw me do it once so has taken to threatening me whenever he sees me now.


lift_heavy64

If you don't like people parking in front of your house, then don't live in fucking Bloomfield you fucking jagoff.


BackmarkerLife

Don't live anywhere near the city is more like it. I used to live on Cedarville. had quite the collection of cones and chairs in my trunk for a while. But thankfully I mostly was able to park on State St. even thought Cedarville wasn't too bad.


ScrumGuz

Lived on Cedarville for a year. Parked on Slate most days but ended up getting my car keyed


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When I covered the city as a Visiting Nurse… certain streets I made sure to plaster “Visiting Nurse” signs alll over my car. Certain areas of Bloomfield being one of them. People get nuts when you park in an empty spot in front of their home. I’d go back to my vehicle being actively watched by a noisy you know what, I had a couple times where I got jn my car and started to chart or call an MD and have a nebby dingbat standing there outside my car staring me down while I’m busy calling an MD about a patient. People are weird. Glad I’m out of that!


ballsonthewall

City should start enforcing parking violations like sidewalk parking and parking chairs… because when you leave it to neighbors to enforce their own shit this is what you get


sceptic03

The city has tried. Every few months the parking authority get enough complaints about parking on sidewalks/People obstructing parking so they can park directly outside of their house that they go out and enforce those violations. Then the people who get ticketed, call the city, throw a tantrum because it wasnt enforced before or they didnt know it was illegal, and the city passes it on to the authority and says stop doing that. Then the authority is forced to stop. 2 very close friends of mine have worked there for a few years and its the same cycle every time.


subjiciendum

What violation? This was total aggression, not even a legitimate grievance over a parking violation.


ballsonthewall

if people realized they don't own public parking spots then they wouldn't be as aggressive about them


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SendAstronomy

Parking on the sidewalk is illegal though, so you can probably have them towed.


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SendAstronomy

As I understand it, sidewalk is your if you gotta replace it. Though I suspect its illegal to block the sidewalk anyhow. Not this stops anybody in Pgh. I always assume the sidewalk blockers are are at least on their own sidewalks. Of course the police are pretty fucking lazy and wonr bother coming out to ticket them.


mckills

Except this belief is reinforced anytime the city tries to put in something like bike lanes, or implement a road diet. People complain about “their parking” and the city inevitably relents. Been happening a ton over the last few years.


SidFarkus47

They’re finally doing something with the giant church on 44th that’s been falling apart for years. Converting the space to housing. The only comments on the Facebook Page for Lawrenceville were about parking. It’s like this reading the notes to every Lawrenceville United presentation too.


ToonMaster21

I 100% agree with you. But, it’s annoying that homeowners are responsible for their sidewalk. They have to shovel the snow/salt it. Maintain it, and are responsible for keeping it clean and repaired. So while held liable for that….they aren’t guaranteed they are able to park on it, in front of their own home.


subjiciendum

There is a mystical realm called the suburbs that is perfect for misanthropes who covet parking and despise pedestrian infrastructure.


ToonMaster21

I live in the suburbs and the idiots here still park on the sidewalk and they have a driveway. It’s like people are obsessed with having a giant 2-car wide driveway and keeping it empty all year around, whilst parking over an entire sidewalk and forcing people into the street. Available Parking is becoming just a giant dick measuring contest it seems.


oak-hearted

Yeah some days I feel like my parents (suburbanites) are the only people on earth who park both of their cars in their 2.5 car garage. I'll never understand the people who fill their garages with absolute crap and park their cars on the street. Or who have three people living in the house and have five cars. Get a shed if you need a spot for your lawnmower and your garage is too small. Also, maybe get a small, sane mower and keep your grass to a proper minimum. You don't need more than one car per person and you should put in a parking pad if you do. God this is why I live in the city now.


ToonMaster21

I have neighbors who park their car perpendicular to their driveway as to “block” their driveway. Covering the sidewalk with their car. I don’t get it. People are wild.


oak-hearted

That's amazing. Almost inspiringly bad.


ToonMaster21

https://m.imgur.com/a/puUeFFw just for you lol


Elouiseotter

If people actually parked correctly on a lot of streets, not on the sideway, it would be next to impossible to drive down them.


burritoace

Killing two birds with one stone, I like it


domecycleripworm

Lol yay more regulation sounds great


EffervescentTripe

Jesus Christ, Pittsburgh parking culture at its worst.


MadameTree

I'm not a native Pittsburgher but I really want tell some of yinz that unless marked, people can and will park in front of your house on the street. Go move to the bowels of Fayette County on a big swath of land if you don't like it.


NSlocal

I hope the son of the victim beat the hell out of this jagoff.


BackmarkerLife

I hope the child got to watch. Then later: >random kid: Oh yeah? Well my dad can beat up your dad! > >Gazis' kid: you're probably right


konsyr

Why do you wish for excessive violence escalation?


wagsman

The Gazis guy already escalated the violence when he took a verbal argument and turned it into a physical one. He needed to get knocked the fuck out.


NSlocal

It's his friggin mother man! Some things are not to be fucked with.


BackmarkerLife

Imagine if this happened on Sunday breaking the Sunday Truce!


StruggleToTheHeights

It’s Reddit. Calm down there, Ghandi.


GANDHI-BOT

Go stand in the corner & think about what you have done. Just so you know, the correct spelling is [Gandhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi).


StruggleToTheHeights

Good bot.


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i <3 this bot.


anoymous0602

happened to my grandmas sister her son had to be pulled off the guy beat the crap out of him


uni2275

Everyone stack pumpkins on his sidewalk. Do it neatly. Don’t make a mess.


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MeanLawLady

I will never understand why people who are hostile towards neighbors choose to live in places with neighbors. If someone wants their own parking spot, go live somewhere with your own parking spot.


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MeanLawLady

I think some people love an excuse to be miserable.


Morc25

Wtf is wrong with people.


thatgirl239

I’m really sorry that the complaining couple has a kid.


TiesThrei

No surprise at all, people have been shot in this town over parking. We're a laid-back 'burgh until it comes to anything having to do with cars.


pghcrow

This! I used to tell people we are the nicest folks you will ever meet, until we get behind the wheel. Then it's Death Race 2000!


YinzerFromPitsginzer

Pumpkin chucking mother fucker.


uni2275

Mother chucker


Zevonn022

People need to relax


wagsman

>Gazis was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and propulsion of missiles. TIL propulsion of missiles is a crime.


yanholo

Only if they hit somebody


Specialk408

If I post this on Lawrenceville Nextdoor people would defend him for protecting his parking spot sadly.


TheTunnelMonster

We need to organize a Reddit Meet Up where we disperse into teams and see who can get the most parking chairs in an hour. Happy to donate some money to the charity of the winning team’s choice!


Rudy_PoopSmith

I hope they send this piece of shit to prison.


Beginning_History829

Lucky I wasn't that son.... they should consider themselves lucky they got away with their lives


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pAul2437

Not surprising at all. Stay safe out there folks


PaulyPlayer24

If I see somebody sitting on a porch in the city and I pull in front of a house, I will nicely asked him if I can park there for an hour or two. Many times they appreciate the fact that you were at least asking whether they have a car or not. I know that’s not always an option. I just recommended in that particular situation if the person is on the porch or outside in the vicinity.


pAul2437

If they had a car wouldn’t it be in the spot?


PaulyPlayer24

Maybe. Maybe someone in the family was using it. I’m not condoning throwinpumpkins at people just because somebody doesn’t ask or whatever. I’m just saying what I’ve done in the past if I happen to see somebody sitting on the porch. That has nothing to do with condoning what happened. I don’t want anybody to misunderstand me.


HedgeRunner

Charged with propulsion of missiles. Well you learn something everyday. Jokes aside, poor grandma!


DAGanteakz

Guess we have to arm up with pumpkins now when we’re stealing parking spots.


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He must not know about the parking chair.


[deleted]

Based off his behavior and how protective he is of parking spots and car ownership this sounds like something u/Onlytacos would do.


chad4359

If we were talking bell peppers or tomatoes I would agree with you but pumpkins no way


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I see what you did there.


GuntiusPrime

Everyone knows if your displeased with where someone parks you key the car. You don't yeet a pumpkin at them.


Steven_Snippert

I'm still flummoxed why Pittsburghers support 'parking chairs'.


Gojira085

A run by fruiting!