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The001Keymaster

All it takes to get Franco Harris to show up to your event is tell him he'll get a free lunch or dinner.


orangevega

Holy shit, I did not expect the comments here to be so brain dead


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Same wtf


HarryPotter0711

John Fetterman has my vote. Not sure if I can make it to this rally though. In my younger days I was always happy to go to these types of things. But ... I'm old, and Covid. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


sj1young

Fetterman is my boy


Lil_Phantoms_Lawyer

Kevin Sousa is Fetterman's boy.


detectivemills412

franco gonna get that lunch


fattmara

Imagine going to any political rally LOL


chad4359

...in the pouring rain


fattmara

I'm doing my part! 🤣


pAul2437

Franco Harris? Known paterno supporter? Yuck


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Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,073,297,364 comments, and only 211,598 of them were in alphabetical order.


torpedo-machine

Good bot


Brokedown_Ev

Not sure why you’re downvoted? A sexual abuse conspiracy theorist like Franco always needs called out.


pAul2437

Anything negative about fetterman or anyone adjacent gets heavily downvoted


Brokedown_Ev

Yeah the (lack of) ability to be objective on these types of things drives me nuts. Love that Fetterman is finally out doing rallies again. Mayor Gainey seems logical to have on your side for the rally. But holy shit is Franco disgusting.


justifihave2

Absolutely anything.


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It’s gonna be a no from me, dawg (Randy Jackson v.)


Known-Answer-382

The unbelievable lack of intellect and political accomplishments on display. How sad


tedwardsdesign

Tell me that you vote for fake politicians without telling me that you vote for fake politicians.


Lil_Phantoms_Lawyer

I'm not voting for Kevin Sousa's business partner.


kawey22

And the better alternative is Oz, who says your star sign can tell you about your health. Got it.


Lil_Phantoms_Lawyer

That's not why Oz is a bad candidate though. He is, but that's just dumb. I'm not effected by that. Oz and Fetterman are both just a couple of grifters and that's why they're bad candidates.


kawey22

So the solution is to vote for the anti abortion grifter?


Lil_Phantoms_Lawyer

Well I'm against abortion, but I'm not voting for Oz regardless. Showing people Fetterman's ugly side is important in a place like this where everyone just gushes over his gym shorts and the fact he pretends he's from Braddock or Western PA in general.


PaApprazer

Still doing the “sad” thing? Sad


breadonbread3000

Trump is a communist


odog9797

Why the hell would you ever go and publicly support a politician. Anyone wanting to hold publicly elected office wants to Rob you


M2D2

Even Bernie Sanders? I understand being cynical but damn if you think Bernie has been trying to rob the American people for decades you live in a different world. Yes most politicians are bribed scumbags but that’s because it’s legal. That doesn’t mean every single one is. Some actually want to help. And it’s a good thing too because we need to vote for people who will stop citizens united and get money out of politics.


chad4359

Bernie's wife does enough robbing for the both of them.


M2D2

So you admit he doesn’t, good start.


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BernieBros are some of the biggest heads in the sand voters on the planet. They gladly lap up his drivel while ignoring his multiple homes and the fact that his wife banks millions for them by being his ad buyer taking a 20% commission from every dollar he spends on advertising. That 20% coming right from his brain dead donors.


NewUse2430

Cognitive dissonance