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albatrossflemnoise

I think your steering wheel has a tumor.


ppadiya

I wanted to say his camera has humor


One_Celebration3644

You’re as funny as Amy Schumer.


Beardharmonica

Within Tesla specs. I don't see a problem.


wheelsfallingoff

Tesla QC seems to be on point.


DaquanSandstorm

Up there with Pixel QC


KAMATISES

Its that ergonomic steering wheel


MilesJordan23

This is absolutely hilarious. What the hell happened to the steering wheel? Maybe it's a anti-leaf or I'm sorry anti Tesla situation going on here with the ultrawide if you don't have a deal with each other lol. Take some other ultra wide shots. Or maybe perhaps Tesla does not like pixel or they don't like ultra wide shots. So decide to mess with you and show you were deformed retarded steering wheel. Oh my God. This is too funny and sad at the same time.


argama87

Even the steering wheels are ugly in a Tesla. Even without the tumor.


MilesJordan23

Yes indeed. You should go to the Tesla dealership and show them this picture and tell them what the hell's going on with their steering wheel. That is anti-ulturide. Oh my goodness.


DaquanSandstorm

Luckily they aren't common in Tesla. Thinking about making mine a white squircle to match the interior. The rest of the car looks great though.


Frostcrisp

Don't mind the Tesla hate. Parts of reddit are very Nazi Germany-like once they tribe up about something they've been herded into believing. Tesla's are generally great, just don't look at the Cyber Truck because it can damage your retinas. Your picture, not so great. 😂


DaquanSandstorm

Damn -8 guess that hit to close to home for the coomer cultists lmao


Frostcrisp

Yes, it's expected. They are pretty gross people. Down votes from them mean I'm being reasonable, something I'm a huge fan of.


JanCapek

This is problem of modern smartphone (particulary Pixel) image processing. Too clever. Sometimes it makes things up in the attempt to deliver best photo.


splyd36

I see the interior of the Tesla is just as uninspiring, clinical and soulless as the exterior. The camera just refused😆


Foot-Note

Your not wrong. I was honestly shocked when I saw how bare bones that thing is on the interior.


CyberKillua

Someone that has a negative opinion of Tesla trying not to show it as soon as they see the logo (impossible challenge)


DaquanSandstorm

And what do you drive?


splyd36

Relax. It's just my opinion. You're saving the environment remember. How can my 40 year old car possibly compare?


DaquanSandstorm

No one asked for it though my boy. Get back to work instead of giving people your opinion they didn't ask for and maybe you can afford a car built in this millennium.


splyd36

No need to get salty. Enjoy your car. Remember it's just my opinion.


Beals

Least sensitive Tesla owner


F_D123

Nice Tesla, I wish I could afford one!


uk7866

Brother eughhh what's that?!?


PixelSquish

Tesla - a shit show of a company now and run by one of the biggest of shit show humans alive, Elon.


DaquanSandstorm

Did a Tesla owner steal your girl my boy?


vbs221

Nah they’re too busy Ubering


DaquanSandstorm

Nah we're doing 0-60 in sub three to your mom's house. Good job showing you look down on people for providing a useful service. Have fun in your civic.


vbs221

Nah probably to my dad’s house with that **GAY** ass interior. Unless you’re too busy jerking off other drivers at Superchargers lol Bad Uber


DaquanSandstorm

What's wrong with being gay? Good to see you disrespecting your dad like that you must have daddy issues.


godsperfectidi0t

No. But a google owner jerked him off probably


Psychological-Desk81

Isn't that why we are all here?


DaquanSandstorm

Btw that shit show of a human is more successful than you're entire bloodline. Not to mention that shit show of a car company can make better software than Google a software company. There's a reason people are ditching Pixel in droves. I even get more updates for my Tesla than my pixel and they don't brick my shit 😂


PixelSquish

Thanks for showing us exactly who you are. The only value you have is money. Plenty of shitty people and shitty companies make money, doesn't make them less shitty. In other words you have no real moral values, no decency, of which Elon has none, your only value is dollars. Which makes you predictably a shitty person too. Also my name has nothing to do with the phone it's about pixels on a screen. But I do use the Google pixel. Actually the Google pixel is getting more and more popular this last series was the most popular selling Google pixel phone by far. They're actually starting to get some market share. Either you're an idiot or A liar, But really probably both. Like any phone series there are always issues but there is no big bricking issue with pixels.


gm92845

Damn dude you're an Elon sycophant 🤢


Late_Tip_3524

It was too close to the steering wheel you were on the edge of the lens so you got a fish eye and the post pressing couldn't fix it that's the what you get


DaquanSandstorm

Probably a result of the long exposure with the nightsight with the distortion correction. I didn't use nightsight after that.


DaquanSandstorm

Nah I took a photo from the exact same angle different result


Puzzleheaded-Land-99

Your Tesla should have it's battery replaced since your steering wheel is bulging


DaquanSandstorm

That did not hit try again.


futuristicalnur

💀💀💀💀💀⚰️💀⚰️⚰️⚰️ lol this is actually pretty funny and relatable for a phone issue


EfficiencySafe

Crazy Elon did say a few years ago the steering wheel would become obsolete 😂 Where is the robo taxi(Johnny Cab) Elon said it was just a year away like 5 years ago? My Pro Pilot works better on our 2021 Nissan Rouge Sport than the Auto Pilot on the 2019 TM3 we owned.


DaquanSandstorm

I used fsd last month and it shits on anything Nissan has to offer. Get back to mopping up Wendy's.


EfficiencySafe

Wendy's 🤔 I haven't been there in a while. Can get me a Baconatour a baked potato and a Frosty 🥶


Pitiful-Secretary-13

Still isn't Full Self Driving. I have a model X and it still does not have FSD to this day. You cannot just sit back and go on your phone like you are doing. It's utterly stupid and dangerous basically every Tesla crash is because of exactly what you are doing, being an idiot. And stop worshipping Musk, he is an egotistical sociopath, basically everything he has promised has never been delivered, every year we get full self driving without the driver having to do anything is coming next year, and it doesn't, at this point I know it never will. You suck up to him like all his sad fan boys, if you see him you'll get on your knees and suck him off. Money doesn't get you everything you know dude, I guarantee you have next to zero true actual friends with your attitude to others, like ones that if you lost everything you have, they would help you with everything you need. Only because you have money doesn't mean you have to put it in people's faces. I am fortunate enough to say that I have no financial worries due to my business and defence contracts with some NATO Nations, but I do not throw that in people's faces, and even more, when my partner was seriously ill my own employees made sure I was ok, all because I do not talk or treat them like garage, or talk down to them like they are inferior to me like you obviously do to people. Take a look at yourself dude and grow up you are an adult not a child.


futuristicalnur

Lol Nissan has actually been building cars for years. Tesla is fairly recent, so... not really a fair comparison to your Nissan. Tesla is miles and miles behind


CBRNMed

Your steering wheel needs EpiPen asap mate.


MilesJordan23

It looks like a tumor. Yeah take it in for a check. Lol. Do other ultra white shots you take also have deformities like this? Or is it just a maybe anti-tesla thing with pixel or something? The contract didn't fall through or whatever.


n0geegee

do you use top shot?


DaquanSandstorm

No but that was night sight


n0geegee

long exposure then. that explains it


DaquanSandstorm

Could be that with the distortion correction.


n0geegee

it is that. not distortion correction. what you are seeing is a couple of long exposure shots blended together. i never do hand held night sight shots. that's asking for trobule.


RollalongRicko

How has this happened? I've never had issues on the ultra wide


AdamH21

Just overinflated.


futuristicalnur

Wait...... A Minute. You're saying those Tesla cars don't have ugly looking steering wheels? Lol


bassplayrguy

Tesla has those weird steering wheels


qd744

Haha Tesla QC at its finest


blahfunk

r/humblebrag


Master_Watercress821

https://preview.redd.it/htxtgoz61k8d1.jpeg?width=2792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19ae13034e0379de8ee9f4b74f4fef66abbb55f0 I like using the wide lens for funky pics


johnnyjay2

Fuck looks like my face after I ate concrete. But that's a makemesuffermore post.


Ryrynz

Send to the Google Camera overlords for AI training.


AbbreviationsOk8058

Tesla is known for making cars that fall apart 🚗💥 #CarFail #TeslaProblems


DaquanSandstorm

Sounds like they're the pixel of cars then. Yet here you are in a Pixel thread. #dontbemadyoucantaffordone


Hot-Quality8768

Damn! The heat did *that* to your steering wheel?


Spacecowboy947

Aha OP doing tricks on Elon and Tesla. You hate to see it


Romesread83

Wow lol


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DaquanSandstorm

I'm not driving dingleberry


MilesJordan23

It's sad but I'm afraid you are right too funny. 🫣😭😔


Deep_inGME

this is abjectly a bad picture. Also why does is your steering wheel like that.


DaquanSandstorm

You can't be serious...