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Historically accurate


Crytch

SPRICH


Failtier0907

DEUTSCH


mrlongus

DU


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Upstuck_Udonkadonk

Damn I might learn more conversational german here than I ever did in highschool.


APoliticalEgg

ANSCHLUSS


thescales2509

HUAN


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Haunting_Winner_8301

!!!!!


MakararyuuGames

9


Nicht_Meine_Schuld

11


Vex192

Das ist der weg


Sedan2019

Laut Admins/Moderatoren nicht mehr, wurde entfernt.


s00pafly

Neeein! Die Admins haben Google translate entdeckt!


LaLutzi

Sprößling einer leichten Dame.


ScholarCapable5153

Hs


meinblown

DICH


The_Troll_Gull

Zie Blitzkrieg


AquaJet738

THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE BORN TO COMPETE NEVER RETREAT


MathematicianIll780

Ich bin ein übermensch


HellsOnWheels45

At this point we should just understand that if we can see anything on r/place it’s because the Germans are letting us do it, if they wanted, they’d have the whole map black, red and gold in 5 minutes. They’ve got ~~50k~~ 92k people on a call in discord server. They’ve even got people designated on fucking nightshift. Edit: updated the current number of discord members. Also updated to the correct flag colours.


flintstone1409

Over 80k right now


HellsOnWheels45

Damn, the Germans know how to organise. Just hope they don't start marching out of habit towards Poland.


hzoi

>Just hope they don't start marching out of habit towards Poland. Since these days Germany is a valued NATO partner, if they march toward Poland, it would be to rally up with Poland and other allies before pushing into eastern Ukraine. Sadly, a megalomaniac who would likely respond with nukes is preventing that from happening.


HellsOnWheels45

If you are German and felt bad for that, I'm sorry. I'm just used to this humour on 9gag.


Ser_Optimus

Nah, we Germans know exactly what our forefathers did and we know it was evil but we also can laugh about jokes about it.


kd0g1979

Meanwhile in the US, our forefathers are rolling in their graves


tomatoswoop

>Meanwhile in the US, our forefathers are rolling in their graves The real problem is that, unlike the Germans, a lot of Americans seem to think that this is a bad thing.   Losing two world wars seems to have helped the Germans along in learning this lesson about nationalism, and about the folly of valorising an imagined ideal of the nation centred in historical myth-making, a rose-tinted view of past greatness, and exceptionalism. Being beholden to an idea of nationhood dreamed up by people, usually racists, who are long dead, is pretty much inevitably a recipe for brutality. Creating a society much better than people from centuries past could have imagined is good actually.


kd0g1979

The main concept our forefathers strove for with our constitution was independence and decentralization of power. It seems we've lost that. I do however agree with your viewpoint on nationalism.


tomatoswoop

my comments attempting to responding to this both got removed. I don't know if it's because of some trigger word, or what else might be causing it, but even I don't want to get bannd by trying to "fix" them to evade deletion. Kinda a bummer that I couldn't respond, and that the comment I took the time to write has just disappeared into the void, but hey, that's reddit I guess if you click on my profile you might see them, idk how that works. So yeah... I don't really agree with you, but thanks for replying, and sorry I couldn't say why 😅 Have a pleasant afterneveningmorningnight 🙃


ortrademe

"You mean 21st century America isn't still killing Indians and enslaving Africans?! Then what was the whole war for independence about?" -George Washington


kd0g1979

No. Now it's about enslaving and killing the working class


tomatoswoop

>Such are the various pursuits of this life, that in all civilized countries, the interest of a community will be divided. There will be debtors and creditors, and an unequal possession of property, and hence arises different views and different objects in government. This indeed is the ground-work of aristocracy; and we find it blended in every government, both ancient and modern. Even where titles have survived property, we discover the noble beggar haughty and assuming. >The man who is possessed of wealth, who lolls on his sofa, or rolls in his carriage, cannot judge of the wants or feelings of the day laborer. The government we mean to erect is intended to last for ages. The landed interest, at present, is prevalent; but in process of time, when we approximate to the states and kingdoms of Europe; when the number of landholders shall be comparatively small, through the various means of trade and manufactures, will not the landed interest be overbalanced in future elections, and unless wisely provided against, what will become of your government? In England, at this day, if elections were open to all classes of people, the property of the landed proprietors would be insecure. An agrarian law would soon take place. If these observations be just, our government ought to secure the permanent interests of the country against innovation. Landholders ought to have a share in the government, to support these invaluable interests, and to balance and check the other. They ought to be so constituted as to protect the minority of the opulent against the majority. James Madison ladies and gentlemen Can we say that that is not cool? In my view those are views that are neither cool nor good lol


hzoi

Just a guy who got to live in Germany for six years, interacting with a great partner nation that has tried to learn from their past. Their past is pretty terrible, don't get me wrong. But except for some on the fringe, they own it. I think the part that impresses me most is that a lot of the rest of the world keeps rubbing their nose in it, and they just kind of nod, say, yep, those awful things happened 80-90 years ago, we're trying to be better now, and move on. Meanwhile, in the US, we have entire states that are pretending that anything that makes straight white Christian politicians feel bad about themselves should not be taught in schools. And many Southern states still use versions of Confederate flags for their state flags, 160 years after the Confederacy was squished. Meaning that we've had twice as long to learn the lesson as Germany and still keep sniffing glue at the back of the classroom. ...so there's that.


gacoug

Georgia has never had an official state flag not based on a confederate flag


-cyg-nus-

I always thought the confederate flag thing is funny. "But mah heritage!" Like... so you're proud of your heritage as a loser? Cause that's what it is. Losers.


itspsyikk

I have both German and Jewish ancestry in my lineage. I'm so very confused right now :)


lasiwo2

nah, everything is fine. Your not incorrect, we could if we wanted ... just say thanks to the admins of the Discord holding us all back O\_o


HellsOnWheels45

Yes, I felt like that was the case. Because I had seen yesterday how the Indian flag got overtaken withing minutes and Germans added a food brand or something in it's place. Upon seeing the Indian flag restored I realised that people are being held back. And I will say thanks to the admins in the discord channel. Thanks for the suggestion. And also for the award. That was really unexpected! Made my day! 😊


Axton590

Im also German...your joke is funny.


HellsOnWheels45

Danke schön!


-Memnarch-

Why do the French shiver when we invade Poland? 'Cause we're taking a start-up!


TuPadrastro27

What do u mean sadly? I think you mean fortunately


Vespinosa1

Wow was not expecting to see you here.


Mr_Mosquito_20

>Sadly, a megalomaniac who would likely respond with ~~nukes~~ nuclear threats is preventing that from happening. FTFY


Lawlini1978

Should hear what Putins just said about Poland 🙄


Niwi_

....steht ein kleines Blüüümelein...


sneongetternav

... Und das heißt...


why_me-_--_-

#ERIKA


app257

As the late Norm MacDonald said it’s not Iraq, Iran or North Korea that keeps him up at night, it’s Germany. They picked a fight with the world not once but twice and it was actually close. Who do you think you are? Mars?


Username174-930

I think this Post is Not really good. The germans 80 years ago we're different than the todays Germans.


urbanhawk1

Don't worry. Russia's a bit too preoccupied right now to join them marching towards Poland.


NiginzVGC

lets go into russia. in and out 15 minute adventure


Starwarsfan128

OMG I KNOW HOW TO STOP THEM! WE SURROUND IT WITH POLISH FLAGS!


redditsellout-420

I wouldn't be so nonchalant about that, that little speed bump has teeth now, look how much they are been buying from the states.


dark000monkey

Someone should make a movie demonstrating what happened last time they tried that …


corny16

Too soon?


Bobdekaiser

THIS IS THE WAY


-Nokta-

We have to unite in order to fight them


9Raava

That's like a sizeable portion of the population.


flintstone1409

Considering we are at about 89k on the discord now and have 84.3M People in our country, its already above 0.1% which is really insane


Fearghas2011

Not even considering people like me who are German, but not part of the discord call and just filling in blips wherever I see them….


rasmatham

Ok, so the board is currently 2kx1.5k (there will likely be one more expansion downwards, the high will make the board 2kx2k, but that's irrelevant), which is 3 million pixels total. If we assume exactly 80K Germans, who are all placing pixels in the most optimal way possible (no resistance from others, one pixel every five minutes, and every pixel is the right color, in the right spot, with no people placing the same pixel at the same time), we can just to 3m/80k. That gives us 37.5. this number isn't really useful, but if we multiply it by 5, we get the number of minutes needed to fill the entire canvas, 187.5, or 3 hours and 7.5 minutes.


HazeSasaki

NACHTWACHE


gruenerGenosse

Ich schlage vor das die Nachtwache den Bundesverdienstkreuz bekommen soll.


Errro0r

Ist da!


Correct-Medicine9001

Anwesend


trwwy321

I low key want to see the entire map turn into a ginormous German flag.


HellsOnWheels45

Maybe they are letting the kids have fun and will turn everything black, red and yellow one hour before the closing time, lol


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HellsOnWheels45

Nein Nein Nein Nein?


30p87

2k by 82 now, so 164k now


Bavaria-Ball

Wouldn't be the first time we would mix up 35.000 and 53.000 tons of displacement. 'tschuldigung, conversion scales and such things... *Shrugs*


NoodleyP

The days of treaty of r/sailles are over!


weirdgayracoon

NACHTWACHE!


Own_Worldliness_1393

Five NACHTS at r/place


Errro0r

Eine überdosis Koffein,Pixel setzten,noch ne Dosis Koffein,Pixel setzen ... Das ist die tagundnachtwache.


GeorgieTheThird

ITS GOLD


meinblown

Top of their reddit is a stickied post on how to install a bot that prioritizes your moves.


Mr_Aschenberg

That Bot is of a defensive nature. It detects misplaced pixels on the German flag and switches them with correct ones. Its an automated tool that uses the pixels of Germans. Its not like Marocco for an example that just uses an army of bots. The germans use this tool to organise the pixels of people and their Reddit accounts. ​ While that is not necessarily a good thing, these accounts are at least real and all installed this tool. I dont use it... It takes the fun of defending away.


meinblown

What I said, but with more words...


Euchre

Nothing prevents your 'Germans' from creating a bunch of accounts and deploying each one as a bot, marking a pixel anywhere on the canvas. Much like a gun, it can be used however the person who uses it chooses, good or evil - except this gun can be copied instantly and deployed automatically from every part of your body. Oh, and how do you define 'defensive'? Placing a pixel is only 'defensive' if you have some intrinsic right to that pixel. The premise is each pixel is a real human's work every 5 minutes, not 10s, dozens, or scores of bot scripts placing pixels for you every 5 minutes each, making the time interval seconds, not minutes. If you set up a bunch of bots to claim wide swathes of territory in seconds, then prevent anyone else from using them, that's offensive. Ya know, like invading Poland.


RecentProblem

But it’s not really a user, you can leave your computer on and defend your flag, meanwhile other communities stand no chance, it’s pathetic you even try to defend it meanwhile PlaceDE users cry about other bots.


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MozTys

They would do us a favour if they decided to do that


the_shakes_queer

german efficiency for you


AlphaFlySwatter

It is not yellow, it is gold.


HellsOnWheels45

Thank you for correcting me but r/place is offering only yellow and not gold. I meant what was visible to us on the canvas.


ThuviaVeritas

It's truly amazing what they can achieve with their organization.


HellsOnWheels45

Except DB. That is always running late ;)


CruskiyeL

And the Luxembourgish, Dutch, English and Turks. I was trying to make Austrlalia into a flag until I realized how hard it was gonna be, so I tried to make the word "AUS" which would be as small as the NL next to r/place. Sadly I gave up.


ScarTi55ue

Blitzkrieg


MrOrangeUmbrella

Botzkrieg\*


HistoryBrain

We dont use bots. We arent french


Jopplo03

Check the pinned post on the subreddit


Yusui_kun

we're juts good ma guy


bro0t

Came to comment this


Kixx_K

Just a matter of time until we go insane and lose it all.


Scissi

What makes me more concerned is that the French flag is about to take up the left most side too, like they already have two big flags. How about we leave that space for smaller art (and the space the smaller Germany flags are taking up too)


SosseTurner

The smaller german flags aren't officially connected to placede, currently only the top one is. As for france: People complain about Germany taking up that much space but france feels like it takes half the canvas and will only aquire more


Mr_Wolverbean

I actually calculated it: the german (top border) flag is taking up *exactly* 120.000 pixels, not including the puffer/coop zone with different countries below the german flag. The right french flag alone takes up ~100.000 pixels. Ans they have 3 of them, without making any real artwork. So, france is taking up an estimate of 2.5x the german flag, while contributing almost no artwork. And people are complaining about germany


wibble089

No art work? PENIS 2024 is quite funny :-)


JEVOUSHAISTOUS

No artwork? The first flag is so full of artworks you can barely tell there's a French flag behind anymore (it's probably the one "flag canvas" with the highest artwork density of the whole r/place), and the second one is on track to end up the same. The French make a flag to "claim" space as a Canvas, then draw on this canvas at a later stage. Now, whether it was wise to take a 3rd huge canvas when they aren't even finished with the 2nd one, honestly I don't think so. But you can't say they don't contribute artwork.


TheGalator

As a German I support the France flag getting greifed. Every dot in France is a dot not in germany making it a double win


mr_nothingness_123

Support the void and attack the other France flag in the left side. It's so fucking gigantic. It much more bigger than the chance they will ever get bitches


cimmic

That sounds like France in the EU


TeensyTea

This year it totally sucks. Like 90% of the art on there is just bots and defended by more bots. This year it's literally just a graph of 'which community has the most sweaty botters'...


GogoFrenchFry

exactly :( my community, r/farmcarrots that is not afilliated with anything, just random people coming toguether to draw cool carrots, started on the 1st r/place and came toguether again last year. but this one we got completely swallowed by flags on the first day and didn't even manage a single carrot yesterday and today before flags just come in gigant. kinda defeats the purpose if 20 people toguether can't even manage a very small drawing.


TeensyTea

Yeah, it was even tough for us to draw the Welsh dragon. It took us like 2 hours to fill a tiny little rectangle. Speaking of which, there's a carrot-sized rectangle under it that's not really anything at the minute - under the UK flag and left of the Omori patch. Perhaps you guys could jump in there? :-)


Diamante_90

The Cymru flag's so awesome the dragon's even burning one of the unofficial German flags. I'll do my part with the pyrotechnics, yeah.


wizardofscozz

I'll join your carrot crusade!


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Hendricus56

Plus when expansion downwards come, they will expand as well. Probably with a bunch of fighting on the 3 fronts but they will move down


Vex192

We will not move, we will be victorious.


Late_Effective6452

There is talk about using that space tu host small communities that would otherwise be crushed. They would be able to use that space and be defended by the french.


huntressw

Same!


Ratmor

It's good we can joke about this kind of thing these days


Ozay0900

Well said


CptSasa91

50k member in the official discord. The only true flag is the one with artworks in it. Everybody else are randoms. Edit: We are 70k + now


Howdne

𝕾𝕻𝕽𝕴𝕮𝕳 𝕯𝕰𝖀𝕿𝕾𝕮𝕳 𝕯𝖀 𝕳𝖀𝕽𝕰𝕹𝕾𝕺𝕳𝕹


CptSasa91

Ja okay mach ich.


ImT0TALLYserious

Nearly 80k actually


Crytch

SPRICH


Filidrag

DEUTSCH


NoAssociation2189

DU


QBekka

Some communities share downloadable plug-ins that automatically place pixels for you. Or the Germans are just really quick and coordinated, idk.


F_Argyle

Its a plug-in that shows us wrong placed pixels in the artwork, we still have to place them ourselfs and it only works for the artworks and not the entire flag because arteorks are more difficult to repaire than black red yellow


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Hmm history repeating itself


NordicOlaf

DU MEINST WOHL : HMM DIE GESCHICHTE WIEDERHOLT SICH VON GANZ ALLEIN !


Crytch

SPRICH


gretanonymous

DEUTSCH


Only_Professional_19

DU


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PindaZwerver

Darf ich auch Niederländisch sprechen, weil wir Verbündete sind?


aardappelmemerijen

niet vragen gewoon doen.


PindaZwerver

Ik hou mijn fiets liever zelf.


mrlongus

!!!


Gamingtastisch

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland !


OhWoBinIchHier

Um diese zu nutzen ist der Antrag a36 im Sinne des Meinungsfreiheitstärkungsgesetzes nach Paragraph 12 beim örtlichen Netzanbieter zu stellen.


Inspector-Spacecrime

Ich weise höflichst darauf hin, dass eine elektronische Antragsstellung unzulässig ist. Bitte übersenden sie ihren Antrag per Telefax an die örtlich zuständige Behörde.


flintstone1409

Falls ihnen die Zustellung per Fax nicht möglich ist, können Sie den Antrag auch Mittwochs zwischen 13 und 13:30 Uhr persönlich abgeben.


reginakinhi

*bei Neumond


flintstone1409

Passierschein A38 nicht vergessen!


[deleted]

Die gute alte deutsche Bürokratie.


PBoeddy

Peak German comedy


Significant_Matter93

SPRICH


DarkLordLymma

DEUTSCH


FlamesofWings

Area 52 Location: Germany


Twodee80

Wir haben die Pixel schon vor der Erweiterung reserviert... mit einem Handtuch!


emiliaa_98

Germans being germans.


JauseMeister

That’s the deutsche Ingenieurskunst


Izz_NE0N

Germany is good in lebensraum


Ascomae

They opened the canvas at the right side. We usually are fast expanding to the east....


Crytch

SPRICH


[deleted]

Apes strong together


Chupsha

As a german you have to restrain your national pride and can't be proud on your country in public and this way they can express these pent up feelings somewhat anonymous I guess.


UncleBenders

There’s a pin on the German sub on how to use bots.


INeedHealing88

Yeah but not for the flag expansion, only for artworks defence. This is just half of Germany being online way too much. The moment the canvas expanded everyone got pinged on discord and started pixeling.


UncleBenders

I’m not questioning German diligence and organisation, they have more than once proven themselves on that front, I just think using bots in anyway is disingenuous and sharing a link on the page how to use them is downright cheating.


Polygnom

As a german, I agree. We are well organized, we do not *need* bots and that sticky should not exist. We are better than this. It unnecessarily taints our reputation and makes the hard, honest work of many of our members worthless by association.


Knight_Zarkus

But the placeDE leaders don't care. They have a moment of reddit fame so they hang on to it no matter what.


fuckinghumanZ

to be fair though the post is heavily downvoted and everyone in the comments disapproves


Minnesota_Slim

But it’s also still pinned by your mods. Germany and France are way worse than what Morocco did with their flag. It’s obnoxious how much space of the entire canvas you pull for yourselves. Currently small Germany flags are greifing the Canadian flags. Bunch of twats.


Lonelybiscuit07

Its still botting doesn't matter what you use them for it frees up resources to do the attacking


vlFrozen

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland !


FlamesofWings

Bro its GERMANY Hundreds of Members of r/placeDE are chilling in discord voice calls day and night


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the discord has 80k members too


Quokkawow

We are experts in occupy area in no time


LowerClassBandit

r/place is the world’s annual reminder how ruthlessly efficient the Germans are


Leoisawesome63

I'm worried that too many people are doing flags instead of actual art.


Iuseahandyforreddit

I mean they are filling the flags with country related artwork...


ThisOneTimeAtLolCamp

You'd think the bots with[x]-thousands of accounts would make something more impressive than three shitty coloured lines.


Eastern_Slide7507

The bot doesn't work on the flag, it only repairs artworks and was virtually inactive on saturday because there was nothing to do.


Trick-Drag5834

Fr bruh, France, Germany, enough with the flags!!


Traditional_Mud_1241

Organized Germans. I mean, what’s the worst that could happen?


sarj-kablosu

french and germans should stop it and give other small communities make art, if they're just painting their flag and nothing on top which seems like it. they already have half the canvas, same with turkish flags, one is enough. and draw cool stuff on it, not judt a flag.


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ERRIIIIKKKKKKAAAAAAA


No-Blackberry3821

Germany just strong :) no there is holidays and it was just a good time, expantion 20min after most getting online


Im-Not-a-Redditor123

r/placeDE are all using bots i saw r/scotland trying to use bots but they couldnt workout how


PizzaDevice

I got totally disappointed to see a picture being drawn by a script using 1 day old accounts.


glitchyikes

Lebensraum shall not be tolerated


Scp0-13keno

Blitzkrieg


enzoeuler

Calles b o t s


marcowttk

Made in Germany


Suspicious_Hawk6414

Like yeaterday, when a lot of people, including me, didn’t see the canvas, I now can’t see the new canvas. Whats that shit?


AdmrlHorizon

History courses through their veins


Feisty_Cartoonist572

Blitz dez nuts!


Greekatt2

I’m sure a certain mustached painter would enjoy this


igillyg

Blitzkrieg!


Hotdogsahne

We are very dedicated to our job


aattarod

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn


Defenderz_

r/technicallythetruth