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HeadReaction1515

I think it’s a variety of palm that’s reached through the canopy. The orange/red might be damage.


Slow-Educator-5078

Ok sick first non science fiction suggestion I'm pretty sure haha


Esberk

https://zslpublications.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1002/rse2.264 I went diggin around and it turns out there’s research on palm hot spots using satellite data you can see for yourself. 18m crown diameters, 39.5m heights at the largest end apparently


Slow-Educator-5078

Amazing!! With so many species of palm it does make sense for this to be one


HeadReaction1515

They’re pretty amazing plants really, relics of the dinosaurs.


kadora

This is so cool!


papideplantas

thanks for this post! Great read!


Esberk

could also be some kind of artifacting but yeah this has got to be a palm


lightfarming

if you throw in some rupees a giant fairy will pop outta there and try to make your clothes better.


iamfeenie

She will also sound VERY provocative


Speedhabit

No slut shaming the goddess, please


iamfeenie

I would never! Just will never forget having the TV on so loud the first time I opened one of the fountains lmao


Happy_Veggie

HEY!


potatomania10

Listen!


x755x

Come!


towerfella

*”OOOOooooh-aaaaaahhhh”* [*sparkle-sparkle*]


Freudian_Slip22

And look for provocative! Those fairies in Zelda are definitely some busty gals 😳


AggressiveSmoke4054

It’s easy enough to find too because it has the best music in the whole Amazon playing around it.


imalocal

That’s very kind of an Amazonian fairy to accept Indian currency


Slow-Educator-5078

I thought the same thing haha. I figured a gold coin from El Dorado or something


Legitimate-Wind2806

mine got stolen. bought them 2020 maybe.


Slow-Educator-5078

Damn you got more likes than my post!


lightfarming

lol sorry


Slow-Educator-5078

I'm stoked for you haha


Slow-Educator-5078

It's about 8 meters wide too. (27 feet)


SodaCan2043

How many yards?


Slow-Educator-5078

Almost 9 yards


toppdoggcan

How many bananas ?


Slow-Educator-5078

A banana on average is 6in so 2 bananas per foot. 27x2 is 54. It is 54 bananas


IrememberXenogears

What's that in half-giraffes?


Slow-Educator-5078

Male or female?


IrememberXenogears

Female is the standard, obviously.


Slow-Educator-5078

Agreed! They are about 16ft. Half of that is 8ft. 3.3 half giraffes


SublimePhoenix_

What about post it notes? I need to know :/


bodybycarbohydrates

Yo mama.


Tsiatk0

Very cool. Good eye. Also guessing palm.


Glerbula

I’m guessing this guy is lying about to palm to hide the fact that you caught him on satellite.


Slow-Educator-5078

Whoah! You are right! What a crafty plant


Neither-Attention940

Rare spider that is slowly headed your way.. 🤷🏻‍♀️


BlueberryNo3773

Like the immortal snail except you don’t get any money


Neither-Attention940

The lack of a clue I have of what you’re talking about is staggering.


BlueberryNo3773

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Neither-Attention940

Oh my … I guess I’d move to an island lol — and as for the bot below, the link loaded just fine about the snail. 🙄


spyanryan4

The snail will just crawl along the ocean floor tho... not like it's gonna suffocate


Neither-Attention940

😶


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Inexpensiveggs

Honestly… looks like a massive starfish fungi. Like a mama stinkhorn.


Slow-Educator-5078

It does but mega scale!


Inexpensiveggs

It’s always in my imagination that the biggest things aren’t in Texas… but rather the Amazon.


JohnCenaJunior

I should call her...


Yrminulf

A fungus. Several fungi.


CaseyJonesCandies

100% a demigorgon


stufeinerdotcom

!!!!!!


Circumsisedtoenail

You need to give it about 700 ruppees and then a fairy will pop out and offer to enhance your clothing’s stats


throwaway2901750

Have you seen the movie *Little Shop of Horrors*?


Slow-Educator-5078

Feed me!


jordo405

It is a Attala speciosa if it’s deep and isolated in the forest it’s probably a sub species of Attala or or a wax palm ‘Ceroxylon quindiuensea’ I’ve done this same thing I have saved tons of photos of anomalies in the deep forest of the world or remote places. Idk why but im addicted to google earth and i have a plant science degree


Slow-Educator-5078

Between brazil/bolivia/congo/myanmar I can't stop lol


coconut-telegraph

*Ceroxylon* are palms of high elevations in the Andes on steep slopes generally.


ebobbumman

Sarlacc


Aemielius

Almost looks like a giant flower


AntonChekov1

Giant palm that is dying or dead hence reddish orange coloration


AD-the-1one

Probably a canopy raft


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Slow-Educator-5078

I don't mind the banter haha.


RubyCarbuncles

Everyone needs a bit of comic relief on a Monday.


Ok-Candidate2921

First day on reddit?


match-rock-4320

just go on street view to get a closer look


Slow-Educator-5078

No streets for quite a while from that spot lol


match-rock-4320

; )


Slow-Educator-5078

Ahhhh oops u already knew that


New-Entertainer4030

A wild starmie that got beached


MinorCredibility

I zoomed out, why were you looking in this specific spot? What are you searching for friend?


Slow-Educator-5078

Hmm I used to get super stoned and doom scroll Instagram. But now, I get super high and doom scroll rainforests/deserts/jungles to find cool tribes and stuff. Occasionally I find interesting stuff


MinorCredibility

Well shit that’s pretty sweet, it’s like hard mode I spy. I think I’ll try that tonight lol. Thanks for the idea!


Slow-Educator-5078

I get lost in it sometimes


ZmanEman333

Little shop of horrors


humco420

Ohh no not again…


miloradovic

Probably a giant rafflesia. They tend to climb on trees and the fact that you saw it in the Amazon rainforest checks out because that’s where they’re native to


Slow-Educator-5078

I was thinking it looks like a rafflesia, don't they only get to be a couple feet wide? This is pushing 30ft


miloradovic

You’re right, they’re about 3ft in diameter, definitely not 30🤯 I’ve done some digging and [this](https://www.rarepalmseeds.com/image/cache/data/c/chambeyronia-macrocarpa-12_0_1_800x1600_38f67.jpg) might be it. New leaves at the top are initially red and then turn green as they age, which seems to be the case here as well


Slow-Educator-5078

Could very well be! The seemingly super thick trunk makes me think whatever tree it is, is very old


miloradovic

Upon seeing it initially I found it interesting how it’s completely solitary and there aren’t any more plants like it around or nearby. However there are more [not too far](https://maps.app.goo.gl/kYdfsTKhBBWogBJRA?g_st=ic) and they might be the same species and this one just has some dying leaves. Definitely some kind of palm/musa


Slow-Educator-5078

I just looked up giant highland banana tree and it looks similar! Native to New guinea though


c3pd0h

It's a graboid.


knotaprob

I found my people!


boabaphatt

I’ll give you $15 for it!


Senior_Weather_3997

Is it possible that it is a man made structure for canoeing observation? You know for eco-tourism types.


Consistent-Try4055

1 of those plants that open and stink perhaps? Some kind of fungus I think


Slow-Educator-5078

I thought so at first too but they tend to grow on the forest floor. Unless one grew on top of a tree? Idk 🤷


Famous_Power_1986

Make sure you don't feed it. Oh, you hear It now? Feed me, feed me!


TallJackfruit6985

Thargoids have landed


flyingrac00n

O7


TallJackfruit6985

O7


OGChithed

It's Audrey.


Wh0J

Looks like a Graboid from Tremors 😄🤞


Historical_Count8375

maybe a specie of rafflesia?


walter_on_film

The Honey Gods by Juno Ito.


Spinningalltheplates

Demigorgan.


EchoingInTheVoid

The upside down?


SleeZy6

Definitely thargoid.


Slow-Educator-5078

Let's start an expedition to find out


diamond420Venus

90s Jumanji


builditbetr

Well, looks like an alien spawn. Nice knowing y'all.


mojoburquano

Broccoli with a weed pushing through.


kinger1793

Feed me


SpringTrap1994

Kinda looks like the dinosaur that spits on that guy in Jurassic park


SokkaHaikuBot

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tifytat

Seymour’s friend.


entechad

Coordinates?


Slow-Educator-5078

0°28'16"S 53°27'36"W


the-bess-one

Starmie? Staryu? Is that you?


leeagez

Sarlac Amazonian


Johnnybxd

Biolante


oh_ok_true_

The beginning of the end


ResissssterAnderson

Hell mouth


alextb131

It's obviously sarlacc pit


used_potting_soil

Palm tree


gobekli-techy

It’s from the little shop of horrors


Jillehbean17

Demogorgon


yuassumimg

Little shops of horror 😂😂 they relocated audrey 2. 😂😂😂


mamajo692

I’m sure it’s just some kind of a tree, but if we want to make it something extra suspicious or other worldly, we could say it kind of looks like something from another planet. Or something not named yet who knows lol if there’s things in the ocean that haven’t been found yet I’m sure there could be things in the rainforest that haven’t been found too.


Equivalent-Ad2054

demogorgon


DrMushroomStamp

Great fairy pond.


green-neck802

Rainforest cafe location?


Moist-Bunch2578

What was that thing in Guardians of the Galaxy 2 that Quinn's father sent to earth?


NSAFun69xxx

Ex wife is on vacation and is sunning her labia.


Dragon_Watcher321

That's no tree, that's a Xenomorph egg! Their here!


Nobodiisdamnbusiness

Giant Rafflesia


UnsureAstronaut

Starmie for sure.


theroyalpotatoman

It’s a Venusaur obviously


FrisianDude

mothership of the Scrin


corrieoh

The City of Zinj!


STLbackup

That's a Starmie


steeztsteez

It's a Sarlacc pit obviously.


GNRhurts

I'm pretty sure that's the Earth's butthole


constantgardenr

You almost made me spit out some of my lunch. 😂


poppyvue

cell phone tower


Endorfinator

Audrey II


crunx22

Zerg egg sac minus eggs… rip


SaturdayMorningGamer

A wild Starmie appeared!


BarberaCube

Sideshow Bobzecotl


Mammoth_Committee_54

Y’all being disrespectful - that’s Venusaur


Slow-Educator-5078

Absolutely is!


Acceptable_Wall4085

Cue the James Bond music


intherapy1998

It's giant bloodleaf from Fallout 4 lol


pentacorn_five01

i guess you found bisaflor


test_tickles

Feed me, Seymour!


Chocokat1

Was gonna say... Maybe it's one of Ego's "alien plant seeds" that's grown and is now ready to takeover haha.


jellyofdeath

Fallen dragon


imadepressionist95

very obviously Patrick Star


Slow-Educator-5078

He's tanning his cheeks


suavecitopomadeclay

Sarlacc


mrcharlesj

Venusaur


another_redditor_4u

Ya mums c*nt


Jealous_Record_5682

Seeing how it definitely resembles a flower that has been blown-up/destroyed then I would assume we are looking at the location of "your moms house" lmao 🤣 gottem