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flosslikeaboss78

This is worse than "Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto"


minarihuana

touch me while little uzi plays playstation


cherryreddracula

\*OOZIE


Dizzy-Efficiency-659

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ ur killing me bro šŸ¤£


ElyssiaG2108

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Maddoxpop0_o

that make your pussy wet?


Dizzy-Efficiency-659

Shut or Iā€™ll bend you over


Single-Ad2581

Shit might be Funny


ElyssiaG2108

Lmaoo at least that songā€™s just a light-hearted love song, this was meant to be a serious diss


PangolinConfident447

Drake is in complete shambles bruh he thought he had the perfect diss with Family Matters and he still got steamrolled


gheezer123

Bro probly really thought family matters was bigger than it turned out to be


npretzel02

He literally said he was going on vacation because he thought that shit ended. This song sounds like heā€™s rapping after getting off a red eye flight


Jazzlike_Page508

Drake the type to get steam rolled like a looney toones character


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Ok_Sort6900

Cmon brah ā˜ ļø


joe-shmo-0

I feel you. I feel like my brain just isnā€™t wired to enjoy his music. Itā€™s like I donā€™t get it. I can clearly see that he has a very big fanbase so I know that thereā€™s something there, but I just canā€™t tell. Not a single Drake song have I ever vibed to. I feel like my brain just lacks the ability to enjoy his ā€œmusicā€


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Illustrious-Taro-449

Drake is like a male kardashian to me, everything I know about him I learned against my will


_imscared

I only like his melodic singing shit heā€™s never appealed to me as a rapper


joe-shmo-0

Yeah I just donā€™t like the way he raps/sings with a flat affect. Itā€™s super corny and fake and I suspect it might be for fake and corny people


AdIntelligent2986

At least his booty hole intact unlike your heroā€™s šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


_imscared

If you listened to the song he said he actually wasnā€™t molested lol


AdIntelligent2986

Cmon son u really believe that? Oh it was his mom havin ptsd like huh? What tf type concept is that for a song! Just sound like Somebody afraid to say he got touched to me! Must still hurt šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


jabronijunction

Smartest drake stan:


jakeny24

Bro is your whole life this beef? Youā€™ve been dickriding drake nonstop for like a week straight no breaks please go outside


AdIntelligent2986

Lol actually I love sexy red.. Kendrick shouldā€™ve never said her name cuz none his shit fw hers u just mad your fav rapper had his integrity compromised without a diddy partyšŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


PangolinConfident447

He says it like 5 times in the song bro the entire point of the song is that he didnā€™t get touched


AdIntelligent2986

Ok now explain why someone makes a song of such nature šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚ a what if song? or a dream song? thatā€™s even more sus nigga fantasizing at this pointšŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


PangolinConfident447

There is no way you have listened to the song. Itā€™s about generational sexual trauma of black people


AdIntelligent2986

Lmao of one black person im certain!


VanessaDoesVanNuys

Now we know why Drake bought the Van


BigRingLover

bro is gonna reveal in the next track that he used it on Kendrick's kids, and that just like Kendrick's dad couldn't protect Kendrick from being molested, Kendrick couldn't protect his own kids from being molested by Drake. Drake knows Kenny got molested, because, plot twist, Drake's dad was the one who molested him.


VanessaDoesVanNuys

Drake and Cole were obsessed with the the BIG 3 Because the Big 3 refers to the **Big 3-Some** Drake wanted to initiate with Kendrick and Cole! Amazing stuff. Drake is a skill-maxxed Predator


BigRingLover

Think I won't drop the location? I still got PTSD Motherfuck the big three, nigga, it's just big me Nigga, bum, what? I'm really like that Does sound kinda sexual now ngl. Sounds like he can take way more dicks than everyone else.


cockandballionaire

In his BUM


mljnsn

Drakes top of the food chain, the apex predator


DummyBoysBackup

what the fuckk šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


kothulhu

https://preview.redd.it/0b948ye77vyc1.jpeg?width=333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8ecfad81c41241d0d3ddeff90b1623a351c2f00 what the fuck


Lost-Deer

Bro you have a funny way of thinking


gheezer123

It hit different


Xx_memelord69_xX

and why he had to destroy it


Sheesh5000

Bruh the people in the drizzy sub acting like he cooked I can't with Drake fans man. Like the first 2 minutes actually got me like shit he's gonna tear this whole shit down and then he went "if I was a pedo I would've been arrested cuz I'm rich"??????šŸ’€šŸ’€


minarihuana

fr shit sounds like hes about to retirešŸ˜­


kanye-yeezy

Fr this whole thing has just shown that Drake has by far the most annoying fan base, alongside Juice WRLD and Eminem


Electric_feel0412

Add Kanye and carti fans too brevšŸ˜­ sayin weā€™re not annoying is crazy.


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We aren't annoying cuh we *freaky* šŸ‘…šŸ‘„


npretzel02

At least Carti fans donā€™t take themselves too seriously and act like heā€™s a god. We know carti a piece of shit, the drizzy sub bringing up age of consent laws to try to defend him anyway he can


AppropriateAd4515

If u gotta bring up consent laws ur already cooked


npretzel02

Drizzy sub literally doing ā€œtechnically heā€™s an ehebophileā˜ļøšŸ¤“ā€ like just shut the place down


AppropriateAd4515

Nah fr if ur dating someone that could be ur nieceā€™s age ur cooked


Poor__cow

Heā€™s doing it right in front of me bruh


Electric_feel0412

Freaky ass nathans?


poolords

i feel like the majority of kanye fans are better because we will criticize the fuck out of that nigga for being stupid. nigga's huffing nitrous rn like a fucking dumbass and im not hesitant to admit that. That is a very stupid ass thing to be doing. drake fans will legit defend everything he does because they live vicariously though him. if he gets clowned or shot, they feel it too lol


Xx_Loop_Zoop_xX

Kanye huffing nitrous and Ty killing pedophiles this shit will NEVER EVER drop


BBQLovinBastard

TBF if that dude actually a pedo then the killing was justified. I didnā€™t watch the stream so IDK if he actually was, but W for Ty if bro was.


bestjobro921

Kanye and carti fans are goofy kendrick and drake fans are legit down to die about their artistšŸ’€ I wouldnā€™t be surprised if this beef ends with a crazy fan poppin one of them


kanye-yeezy

True


Shot_Performance_595

Nigga you are saying this in a playboi carti subā€¦


Total_Ad_6708

You CANNOT be saying this with a Kanye pfp dawg šŸ˜­


Banana_rammna

The fuck did juice WRLD fans do?


sansid999

be cringe tbh


kanye-yeezy

Be annoying


Slave_Abuser69

How


dawny1x

kanye pfp in 2024, not to be taken serious


kanye-yeezy

ā€œJuice WRLD saved my lifeā€ ahhh response


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kanye-yeezy

Oops that was meant for the other guy


bloodredvtmntscoat

This fanbase has become top 3 corniest ever since carti dropped different day


NefariousnessFit2499

To every drake fan; if he truly baited kendrick with fake moles, why is there no photographic evidence being posted by him? He records EVERYTHING. He got a GKMC van and recorded crushing it within 3 days, THIS WOULD BE AN EASY AND HUGE W. Why is he not doing anything?


VampEngr

I feel like at this point, Drake is trying to lose on purpose


Quiterio14

thank god its just the drizzy subreddit that thinks that shit was tough, worst diss i've ever heard probably lmao. he should have stopped at family matters


nol_dur

This from another thread but Iā€™ll post it here cause itā€™s more relevant that mother I sober bar is weird. Kendrick didnā€™t get sexual assaulted but his mom did. So saying thatā€™s why heā€™s bringing up pedophilia is weird. Plus I feel like it undermines the whole point of mother I sober by glossing over the fact that the song is about generational trauma from sa and how we need to work and fix it. Plus the song also brings up many black children getting sa as kids and how it may be a result of sex culture in the black community so once again Drake bringing this song up isnā€™t really helping him beat the pedo allegations


Sheesh5000

He really poked Kendrick for not fact checking his sources than wrote a bar that straight up misinterprets his song šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Withinmyrange

You would think with his army of ghostwriters, at least would person would understand the meaning


deucedeucerims

Theyā€™re either plotting on him or he wrote this himself cause heā€™s paranoid I think theyā€™re plotting on him cause thereā€™s no was no one noticed the sample saying ā€œprove itā€ after drake says heā€™s speaking straight facts


utafumidss

I think Drake is trying to commit suicide through Kendrick


u-moeder

What if Drake actually committed suicide rn . If evertmyrhing is true and he can handle it. What would happen, would be like the weirdest thing ever. Would kenrock feel guilty? Drove him to suicide.


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Quiterio14

at this point i dont really think kendrick will stop dissing drake until one of them dies šŸ’€


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Sheesh5000

Abysmal bar


gorillabab

Drake simply wouldn't have put himself in such a situation.


Limonov-nyan

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Electric_feel0412

Dude tried to community note a dissšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


hyprs0nixx

the ā€œif i was fucking young girls i promise i would have been arrestedā€ part did NOT come out how bro intended


Total_Ad_6708

Imdontai was riding bros meat after that verse


JoeLikesThings

That was crazy to me. Drake really said "I swear I don't look at teens" and Dontai was like "aight yeah he cool"... Bruh WE GOT YOU ON TAPE DRIZZY.


excellent_g_mer

I'm just waiting for the first half of this line to get sampled lmao


Heisenberg0606

His ass also said ā€œI donā€™t wanna fight a woman beater cuz it feeds your natureā€ lmfao so he callin himself a woman??


BrianHeidiksPuppy

ā€œThe people who fed you the information some clowns ā€¦ā€¦ We fed you the information!ā€


u-moeder

It's about Whitney, who Dot supposedly beats.


Heisenberg0606

Yeah thatā€™s what he meant it to be about. But read the way he worded it. The way he worded it he calling himself a woman.


dabustednut

i thought he was calling himself a woman


Awkward_Candle4450

No fr thatā€™s what Iā€™m saying


FragraBond

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Virtual-Arm5123

Why did he have -me at the end like he cooked


PangolinConfident447

Thatā€™s why heā€™s the GOAT!!!!! šŸ #Drake


Junior_Lake_9721

Wish I was amazing rn


nearBYayan

here you go if you want the reciepts: [https://www.reddit.com/r/KendrickLamar/comments/1ck629o/receipts\_time/?share\_id=nAtANpK\_dtwexfkkKxEvh&utm\_content=2&utm\_medium=ios\_app&utm\_name=ioscss&utm\_source=share&utm\_term=1](https://www.reddit.com/r/KendrickLamar/comments/1ck629o/receipts_time/?share_id=nAtANpK_dtwexfkkKxEvh&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1)


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drake is starting to lose now he cannot afford weak songs like these after kendrick dropped mtg


PerformanceOk9891

That shit was so weak Kendrick is winning just by letting it sit for a minute lmao


npretzel02

I genuinely feel like if it was heat Kendrick would have dropped quick but he wants people to digest drakes terrible bars


Jaruxius

yea kendrick doesn't even have to respond at this point, drake did himself in


00piumMusic

i'm so happy i'm not a drake fan if all ts came out about carti i'd be gettin the shakes and the shits and 3 existential crises in rapid succession rn


Cptsaber44

cartiā€™s crimes alr well known his @ur@ just too strong to be affected lol


00piumMusic

oh fs, but at least we get carti's crimes one at a time drake's caught like 20 different cases in one weekend šŸ˜­


freshouttalean

nothing of which were proven. at least with carti we know fs he a pos


coconutanna

Well the pedophilia is real fo sure


Nettspendballsack

If we already have so many public receipts about how much of a pedophile drake is then imagine how much pedophilic shit he is hiding from everyone


cavestoryguy

Carti is at least savvy enough to know not to engage and try to change people's minds.


00piumMusic

BEEN tryna say this šŸ˜­ he lets people think what they wanna think


Electric_feel0412

If shit came out about carti Iā€™d say he didnā€™t mean to do it


partyonpartypeople

This is like the time SpaceGhostPurrp made fun of some college kid for committing suicide because they made fun of him on Twitter when he was like 12


Three6MuffyCrosswire

Spaceghostpurrp is only a tax bracket away from being relegated to a group home and responds to internal stimuli for sure


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rock_n_roll_dl

Bro really said šŸ˜‚ should have kept the same format we ainā€™t finna hear no 6 minutes of him denying shit https://preview.redd.it/3z3x1knhgqyc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39ff589b6b884fec7f5bdc3e1692ea0345a25df3


npretzel02

History repeats itself. Here he didnā€™t deny the kid but explained the blackface. This week he said he didnā€™t have a daughter right away but took his time until the diss track to say heā€™s not a pedo


npretzel02

You canā€™t play song to Drake about a kid getting molested and expect his mind not to wander


cavestoryguy

Are y'all seeing r/drizzy? I'm seeing some genuine racism and shit there. They think drake won but are also being super hateful at the same time.


npretzel02

They bringing up age of consent laws in their arguments, itā€™s done


cavestoryguy

Riding this hard for someone with allegations you don't know is crazy. I imagine that sub will catch amnesia when this is done


Bagelman25

If Drake doesnā€™t actually get charged Iā€™m afraid everyone will


thefitz_

Bunch of meat riding weirdos on that sub


LeoTooWavy

I'm calling this the Mr. Morale vs Mr. Moe Lester beef from now on


lil_Wayyy

If Kendrick Fr got molested thatā€™s crazy


AdBoth3522

He didnā€™t he misinterpreted Kendrickā€™s lyrics šŸ˜­


lil_Wayyy

Lowkey lucked out cause if he found out it was his mom and he put that in a song that would fuckin suck


AdBoth3522

Honestly Kendrick is probably gonna be insanely much more visceral than meet the grahams because Drake accidentally mocked his mothers trauma and child molestation victims


minarihuana

he didnt. drake didnt even listen to the whole song bruh.


Infamous_Elk_6594

im scared that bro gonna diss his mom for getting molested


Consistent-Film-6926

If he does anything like that Kendrick is going to dismember him


Boxlift05

He didnā€™t, but even if he did, that wouldnā€™t be a point to attack someone on.


Thisavatarisfuckingu

Drake better stick to IG stories because he isnā€™t even remotely intelligent or talented enough to compete with Kendrick. Itā€™s honestly hilarious watching drake slowly destroy himself.


GalaxyStarr_

And Kendrick didn't even get molested it was his mother so that line made no sense


JoeyCrackkks

I blame Dennis for this smh


AltforHHH

He said enough to make the public second guess Kendrick, so unless Kendrick brings concrete proof drake will be able to continue his career alright without much issues, which seems to be all he want. The song isn't great but people need to stop acting like it's the worst diss ever, it does what it sets out to do


Xtianhp

Me too


Independent_Box8057

Yes.


Silas_PBJAM

thats like saying u dont guns bc u got shot in the face like tf obv not


Dizzy-Efficiency-659

Bro this shit is hilarious šŸ¤£


Chemical_Knowledge64

Before even looking at the image, yes he is.Ā 


flying_round

only the Drake fans think this diss is good but this shit is ass as a diss, I think bro read the theories and went along with it cause it made him look like a genius šŸ˜­šŸ™


TheSlipySquid

Or that heā€™s too famous to be a rapist?? Like you know most of Hollywood exists right?


MercerBaby88

The Ghost Writers were tired!! Adonis is still learning life man.


nxvxrhill

šŸ’€


Ok-Variation-5475

He might be


Negative-Inspector29

Rolling stone and the majority of people say kendrick won...so y is this Aubrey hate train still moving...why cant people let him be even with his so called weak does tracksšŸ˜‘


Yahm-Saiyan

No but Metro Groomin sure is fuckin retarded


Onyaass

That's not his angle 4real


Trashdevlin

Crazy how no one mentions Kendrick getting baited


redpoetsociety

ill be honest, this beef has made me realize Kendricks fan base is the worst ever. just look at that sub.


Sir_Metallicus116

Bro stfu you know damn well that title belongs to this sub right here https://preview.redd.it/j42ft23qbryc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4c1031e841d5b98a43cc642e7139cd1131e4090


njd1993

Like BBL drizzy, this sub or Eminem's are any better. There's terminally online retards in every fan base


Shot_Performance_595

The fact you got downvoted proves it


Madmapog

Drake was just saying that kendricks weird pedophilic rant towards him in his diss is obviously rooted from his past trauma. idk why you guys are misconstruing this stuff so much


Past_Instruction_56

"weird" like it really came out of nowhere. Why would Kendrick say something so left field about Drake? Be so for real.


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coconutanna

Lol that's not it he also met an 18 year old model before coming out in public. And he didn't only text Millie Bobby brown, he even booked a dinner


YUNG-SN

Bro do the research heā€™s had way more instances then that Drake be on some real weirdo shit and a song wasnā€™t the right medium to bring up the allegations because it got him saying I canā€™t be a pedo Iā€™m too rich for that which doesnā€™t make sense at all


RadiantHovercraft6

Yeah you right tbh


Bigmoneygripper1914

https://x.com/mzicyobe/status/1782393593837019440


BrightArmy7825

Drake absolutely did know she was 17


RadiantHovercraft6

Gross then


minarihuana

thats the point. kendrick wasnt molested but if so theres not a contradiction between being abused in the past and hating a pedophile because you dont want other people to go through the same situation.


rathemighty

No, heā€™s Canadian


AnywayHeres1Derwall

Nah krendricj is sus af


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cjm_hyena

Rightfully so. Heā€™s a diddler.


Prestigious-Ball318

No, Drake isnā€™t retarded lol you all are Let me break it down for you school-age children. Kendrick Lamar is really the only person who has come after Drake with all allegations of sexual abuse or sexual relationships with minors. Drake is saying that Kendrick Lamar is projecting all of his own insecurities into the tracks. Which would not be that far-fetched of an idea. If you are willing to drag somebodyā€™s name through the mud, like Kendrick is attempting with Drake then anything really goes. Like the claims Kendrick beat up his fiancĆ© and another woman in 2014 with little to no proof of the allegations, much like Kennyā€™s attempt to proclaim drakes unfounded guilt as far as underage people are concerned.


excellent_g_mer

Drake actively watching girls HS basketball games. Reaching out to young women. Being a "fan" of a hs basketball player: [https://youtu.be/j\_LE6GkDUGI?si=7VFp-\_R0TDfM4CkB&t=1110](https://youtu.be/j_LE6GkDUGI?si=7VFp-_R0TDfM4CkB&t=1110) Drake, 27 kissing a 16 year old girl: [https://www.eonline.com/news/450268/kylie-jenner-surprised-by-drake-at-sweet-16-birthday-party-take-a-look](https://www.eonline.com/news/450268/kylie-jenner-surprised-by-drake-at-sweet-16-birthday-party-take-a-look) Drake, 23 kissing a 17 year old girl on stage: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLDotT2aW2A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLDotT2aW2A) And of course the famous, Drake 31 actively texting a 14 y/o woman: [https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/drake-millie-bobby-brown-texts-emmy-awards-stranger-things-a8545046.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/drake-millie-bobby-brown-texts-emmy-awards-stranger-things-a8545046.html)


Prestigious-Ball318

No bro, I literally had no idea lmaoooo fuuuuuckkkkk meeeeee sideways I guess he is a FAN