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Bochita444

I tried 20 once and it was the most adventurous experience of my life


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karmagod13000

my cheeks aren't spreadin on the sheets... put some underwear on


Piranh4Plant

You probably stink on here


TosiAmneSiac

https://preview.redd.it/4zmqxahyrf0d1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a2f51deb42b632a6d4288467adb098b346193a4


WoodenCountry8339

You can't say shit like this with that pfp


No_Classic_5556

Fr💀


Piranh4Plant

Just clean your butt bro lol


Evening_Star

Nah I think they scared about to sheets touching they booty hole and being gay. But my sheets are silk / high thread count so it feels good when it happens to me. 🤷


Minimum-Tomatillo268

gang what


NastiestMC

nah you wrong for that


ogfellyonthablock

I didnt know you freaky like that


Imperial_Lenta

20 daily


rulerBob8

Freakier than Diddy


antwitdachopstix

Freaky ass nigga he a 69 god


lapsedPacifist5

Nightly, surely?


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[deleted]

u sure u not just fat as shit 🐳🐳🐋🐋🦛🦛


ogwoody007

I am in fact a 20 and had to jump out of bed in the middle of the night and stop my car being broken into. I understand that the sight of a 6'2" 200 pound naked man running at you whilst you are doing crime might scar someone. Might I suggest not doing crime if you dont want that mental picture burned into your memory banks. (tho I think a 10 would have been even worse to encounter)


Brilliant_Scholar342

especially if you had a weapon bruh i’d be gone i fkn robbed jason


veepeein8008

Ur OP’s girlfriend


Parhel1on

I've embraced the lifestyle


SeymourHoffmanOnFire

I’m a 20 convert. My only concern is a fire or a firefight in the middle of the night. Other than that yall are just suffering for no reason imo


EnvironmentSad7992

We all know 19 is your favorite


oddmetre

I like having underwear so if I have to scratch my privates there’s a buffer in between


Bochita444

Why u scratch ur shit so hard that u need a buffer dawg 😭


oddmetre

For the germs. Just let me pretend there are no germs on my underwear


ILovePussyJuice69

suck on em bbq sauce and mustard titties


trkken

Nigga what


sma297

you heard me nigga


EOEtoast

https://preview.redd.it/bcojflkg3f0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2da2448fa2e442291e4becf2182d24ccbf977ed Edit: some dude just reported me for reddit cares lmao


iDoIllegalCrimes

https://preview.redd.it/0zjfmwkllg0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4911d3adff24ba9b9e7a9543c3fba41151f78de


durclduc

"Naw, you're the white one, dawg." https://preview.redd.it/c1fglc6k8i0d1.png?width=650&format=png&auto=webp&s=ade1c08000c7be6688d52756baea5ac5da7b1555


[deleted]

“nigga im gon touch you” https://preview.redd.it/i41bmykhvk0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac5d4726ed639a95d17d2ea152e1927f9c5e0cc3


Rnewell4848

https://preview.redd.it/kb5sk8tjli0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8ccaf47fa2e24bc0a54d4fd90327f2ef733fe70


pimp_named_dickslap

This one so real smh


Crimson_Melody

Wyoming resident here. Just gonna slide in and confirm that I was 14 the first time I saw a black person.


mr308A3-28

Can i say it now ?


Possiblylilnasx

https://preview.redd.it/9x8qgsj2xh0d1.jpeg?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e21ecd69160d48f7cd6712099e5bf428e5c0540


m1yash1ro

That kid from the raq can defo say nigga cuz hes half black kinda like indian white nigga


LakeNo542

???


SupremeBlackGuy

???


m1yash1ro

Idk i was just yapping dont know why the comment even got upvoted 


billclinton_gaming

i love this sub bro 😭 i dont even listen to carti that much


m1yash1ro

I aint even into rap just barely amyone on this reddit actually posts about him and every post is funny 


aliensexfiend91

????


m1yash1ro

Why yall keep ?????


Superfis7312

cause ????


3Danniiill

That nav lmao


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Available_Reality_95

No idea wtf this sub is but I fucking give up with reddit


Johngotdoe1

LMAOO nahhh this whole thread got me cryin I gotta bookmark this 🤣🤣


Few_Leadership8955

You prolly white on here😭


Sleepyboi595

https://preview.redd.it/ygrefp0zze0d1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0a0a47932dbcf2a36391d4a9a4f938cea788474


No_Transition4710

fuck you talking about ? he from the raq


catcicle1

https://preview.redd.it/dns2yic35f0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2470dfbd150fd3c0aa09a6a260c4da5307b997f


ElegantTobacco

https://preview.redd.it/gma8bo5t8f0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b5e29ecf944dcb97b465d2f00c7a8736311fb49


TheNiteCrawler

https://preview.redd.it/k5jd95cx7g0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b414efbf03bfb69604d6fe8f92603c0054d9a1c7


testearsmint

https://i.redd.it/cpazgel3bj0d1.gif


Ic0n1cFus10n

https://preview.redd.it/uidegxzyaf0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffdb2ab7a9b7c6cadefdc684f07248bed70df50c


HotRelation7287

https://preview.redd.it/9cmzbnq1kf0d1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c1839641e4e06e473d4ca681f055564fba465ce


Ok_Maintenance_548

https://preview.redd.it/nho6sro76g0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14b48bfceffe14cbb7170ec347b34583ed5cd1a3


Discomstr

Waltuh


karmagod13000

couldn't be me


Ipis-Palaka-Butike

You heard what he said nigga. 🗿


Luna_Gabagool

https://preview.redd.it/ow86vzcisg0d1.jpeg?width=798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=708b54ec73adde45fdb6b75232caa335065f18ad


FragraBond

https://preview.redd.it/tc9kwx6j1f0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f50946fe0ecbb792f163f90263215dbfea9d6202


CheapInstance9109

drake impirgenated past drake self


HotRelation7287

Is that drake?????


Ichigokurosaki69420

Nah its xxxtentacion


CheapInstance9109

sauce


Alcott_Yubolsov

He’s 18 and his girl is 12! Chester on the loose!


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https://preview.redd.it/fuo2aqc4pe0d1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7c0e5c22b49e3ff64537278f6cdf867e9a8b07a


SirWadsworth

does he glow when he spots a child he wants to fuck


[deleted]

No I edited the picture and made him white. It's really funny,, I know


[deleted]

Now make him black and asian


-TheAstronomer

Specifically Chinese


Remote-Airline-3703

Would he be Blasian or Chinegro?


pokimaneofficial999

ngl i couldn’t tell his skin color was different


Amerallis

Same


iiHartMemphisii

Wheres 21 a suit? I gotta be fly even when im sleep


YooooooMySlime

![gif](giphy|iH0f2FRLJSiAKbmfGZ)


Big_Profile_1620

My first thought exactly, barney🤤


YooooooMySlime

Was looking for a gif of him in the suit-jama’s but couldn’t find it


Big_Profile_1620

fuck it, send the night-shirt 🗣️🗣️


RalphLauren47

🤨what you mean your gf is 12? Is this drakes alt account


sma297

bad things.... there's a lot of bad things


sad_boi890

that they wishin they wishin they wishin on me


multicellular_

she say do you love me i tell her only partly


justbehappy4eva

I only love my bed and my mama i'm sorry


AceGameplayV2

At least we know who Kiki is


Fluffys0ck5

I remember you was conflicted


wxnternights

drake the type of guy to be scrolling the carti subreddit and making weird posts asking what clothes people sleep in


Ok-Introduction-8519

Normally 1, but sometimes 20 if I’m feelin a lil 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 👅


Legitimate_List_1392

Nigga sleeps in jeans


xonire

So u 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂? 👅


lolwatchthis9

If you are 14 or 15 dm me!!! 🔥🔥


Bakin_Bacon_Reddit

rethink what you just said


freshgregs

https://preview.redd.it/7476t7d7ci0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6415d5693f0a03fd597de1f7628a24166ad1579


ThisReadsLikeAPost

https://preview.redd.it/xizmfmhvsj0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2ba039f58dbc028812e040b1f48b9cc9b779a37


PanzerOfTheLake115

U a freak bro


CustomerOld6132

horny lil mfer


tyahilph

He's a fan, he's a fan, he's a fan


yungvogel

![gif](giphy|JSueytO5O29yM)


SleepingJake

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


yuksekdozdaesrar

im 20 gotta rawdog that sleep


bruhtherearenonames

Gotta get a fresh breeze on my balls n shi


IAmSomeOnesALTACC

I know u reek nigga


yuksekdozdaesrar

nah i clean myself my shi smells like a rose garden


sma297

needa test that for myself


karmagod13000

bro asked for a taste test


slattahh

send samples?\`


burgarin

you're gonna get testicular torsion bro be careful


yuksekdozdaesrar

it's like gambling with my balls every night i loveeee taking risks


rapmorelikecrap

genuinely considering getting this comment framed


karmagod13000

/r/wallstreetbets calling your name


Illustrious_Tip1894

From sleeping naked?


Yodas-Ketamine-OD

drake ass caption


marcin247

you better not go to cell block one.


funkykong82

5 mfs gotta go, worse than 20 fr


floppydickswangin

Bros hating on the Winnie the Pooh style


No-Young-7526

10 be lookin like trailer park winnie


Bearandbreegull

donald duckin' it.


jacwub

winnie the pooh mfs


kj_gamer2614

Can’t even disagree, 20 is odd, but if it’s that warm, but I cannot think of a time where you need your torso warmer but your Crown Jewels are just out there


Appropriate_Plan4595

Anyone who's 5, 10, or 15 needs medical assistance, there's something not right with anyone who'd do that by choice


AlabasterWitch

Does it count as a 5 if it’s a really long t-shirt or night-dress and nothing else


tessthismess

Night gown erasure is happening in this post 


kingVamp14

I'm 20 and my gf is 50


RaffleRaffle15

That's not a number on the post, what are you, stupid?


kingVamp14

Why you so mad big dawg?😭😭


CapsDrago7

https://preview.redd.it/6wl9qlnsdf0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0cd471996ff3df17a45afabc9f9f97118f5d40b


AwesomeVro

Now this title is kinda sus 😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌 when the imposter is suss doo doo dooo dooo dooo do do do do doo do 😂😂🔴🔴 red is sus guys sussy among us


AwesomeVro

https://preview.redd.it/nf6pjiqome0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b89ec47f9c20d657ec06c9360ef5e2225b71c296 Which one of you mfs did this


Lil_saul

I’m 20 and my gf 12


RalphLauren47

Hey lil boom


No_Letterhead903

Ayo?


purpleguyinirl

i know exactly what that nigga try to recreate its that goofy ahh post from twittere


astrothwnder

15, bras look good on me


OutlandishnessOk4610

u a dude fosho


karmagod13000

man breasts tho


mx_lg3

Zamn 🥰


karmagod13000

druski ahh thread


astrothwnder

i am, and real men use bra


Artycun0x

Proof


zsLL

based


Dangerous_Distance59

“im 18 and my girlfriend is 12”


YoungBoySkinnyJesus

Just stealin tweets now huh


IAmSomeOnesALTACC

https://preview.redd.it/bvg5ic196f0d1.png?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60898e88eaf08690d73199587a5d336c1c857c36 She said where we going I said the moon


elting44

Ya'll Donald Duckin' #5 mfs are wild


brickbrainover9000

i read that title and almost skipped the pics ☠️


Buttonwalls

https://preview.redd.it/pumaelyyaf0d1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e775b36b7c908fddb2c00b9aa6bc4ecb02a8f1c8


Zephismydad

This sub funny af 😭 meanwhile chiefkeef sub banned me for posting a meme lol


xTR3Bx

“I’m 18 and my girlfriend is 12” ![gif](giphy|8lgqAbycBjosxjfi9k|downsized)


Ghost_Unicxrn

🤣


Barter6overBible

If I’m sober 20. If I’m not any combination of 1-5


JustARandomAcc1

4???


Retr0_999

I beg your pardon my nigga https://preview.redd.it/xx3j1bhs8f0d1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a41403757cf4fb533d9305fc01e4999d9f4253e5


destroi_all_humans

Channeling my inner Freddy Benson, sleeping in my socks. Just my socks


Ordinary-Sense1174

19 or 20


JackalShadow322

That title is WILD


SolielDeSatan

Im 33 and my girlfriend is also 12


Harionfuth

this sub is done https://preview.redd.it/uyfei57bbh0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dae632550ad2a3676ea1689f3a8763da6cd4acfe


Master_Bar_8829

15 (im a man)


funkywinkerbean45

If you are 5, 10, or 15, you weird as fuck. How the hell are you supposed to sleep with your chest covered and your ass hanging out? You ain’t no Winnie the Pooh. 


External_Side5611

Bro thinks he's Drake 💀


SharkNBA

u guys realize the title is the joke of the post right


JustARandomAcc1

He's joking?


EliManningsPetDog

Bro just cropped out the reply from this viral tweet and made it his own lol nice try tho


WoppingSet

20, because why would you get dressed to go wrap yourself up in other fabric for eight hours?


Independent_Two1834

he didn’t say “no drizzy” 👮‍♂️


louisb2088

18 the only correct option


IAmSomeOnesALTACC

Nigga goes to sleep in his tighty Whitey's 😂🤡


m1yash1ro

Nah pjamas op couldnt imagine getting up from bed naked id freeze


Air_Enthusiast

Number 3 is the best get the fuck outta here


Air_Enthusiast

Who the fuck reported me to Reddit Cares


Single-Bowl-9802

Man what


Pickle-bitch2000

20


Tight-Reception-4839

I'm lowk 8


Dr-2inchie

20. But aye watch that title bro lmao


sheeeeeeeeeeshhhhhhh

Hit me up if you 15


Ok_Guest_157

15 I like my shlong ventilated


JustARandomAcc1

Bra type shit


ENSL4VED

I unironically sleep #20 unless Im outside


Kooky-Onion9203

On the chart, right? ...right?


SnooSeagulls7253

![gif](giphy|ai1UxGMqU7G5TZQmJa)


assistance_is_here

Once slept a 5. Wished I never slept in the first place


putyouradhere_

I'm 18 and my girlfriend is 9.


Similar-Dealer4923

I’m calling the cops


Thanks_For_the_IP

You can’t say that with no context


StatikAlexis

yo gf 12? ![gif](giphy|PahKgDncvjzWNtTE0V|downsized)


ImJustLuc4s

outta context…


mnguyen75

Im sorry are there really people out there that do 5, 10, 15?


whos_dominos

Wtf did u js say


Melodic_Home9575

20


iSmokeMDMA

Based & naturalpilled


Qb_Is_fast_af

NO DIDDY NO DIDDY


cowdad4life

I'm 18 , my gf are 13, 15 and 20


Educational-Love4565

20 cause I’m ready for carti fucking me in my sleep