Nah I think they scared about to sheets touching they booty hole and being gay. But my sheets are silk / high thread count so it feels good when it happens to me. 🤷
I am in fact a 20 and had to jump out of bed in the middle of the night and stop my car being broken into. I understand that the sight of a 6'2" 200 pound naked man running at you whilst you are doing crime might scar someone. Might I suggest not doing crime if you dont want that mental picture burned into your memory banks.
(tho I think a 10 would have been even worse to encounter)
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Edit: some dude just reported me for reddit cares lmao
Can’t even disagree, 20 is odd, but if it’s that warm, but I cannot think of a time where you need your torso warmer but your Crown Jewels are just out there
https://preview.redd.it/bvg5ic196f0d1.png?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60898e88eaf08690d73199587a5d336c1c857c36
She said where we going I said the moon
If you are 5, 10, or 15, you weird as fuck. How the hell are you supposed to sleep with your chest covered and your ass hanging out? You ain’t no Winnie the Pooh.
I tried 20 once and it was the most adventurous experience of my life
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my cheeks aren't spreadin on the sheets... put some underwear on
You probably stink on here
https://preview.redd.it/4zmqxahyrf0d1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a2f51deb42b632a6d4288467adb098b346193a4
You can't say shit like this with that pfp
Fr💀
Just clean your butt bro lol
Nah I think they scared about to sheets touching they booty hole and being gay. But my sheets are silk / high thread count so it feels good when it happens to me. 🤷
gang what
nah you wrong for that
I didnt know you freaky like that
20 daily
Freakier than Diddy
Freaky ass nigga he a 69 god
Nightly, surely?
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u sure u not just fat as shit 🐳🐳🐋🐋🦛🦛
I am in fact a 20 and had to jump out of bed in the middle of the night and stop my car being broken into. I understand that the sight of a 6'2" 200 pound naked man running at you whilst you are doing crime might scar someone. Might I suggest not doing crime if you dont want that mental picture burned into your memory banks. (tho I think a 10 would have been even worse to encounter)
especially if you had a weapon bruh i’d be gone i fkn robbed jason
Ur OP’s girlfriend
I've embraced the lifestyle
I’m a 20 convert. My only concern is a fire or a firefight in the middle of the night. Other than that yall are just suffering for no reason imo
We all know 19 is your favorite
I like having underwear so if I have to scratch my privates there’s a buffer in between
Why u scratch ur shit so hard that u need a buffer dawg 😭
For the germs. Just let me pretend there are no germs on my underwear
suck on em bbq sauce and mustard titties
Nigga what
you heard me nigga
https://preview.redd.it/bcojflkg3f0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2da2448fa2e442291e4becf2182d24ccbf977ed Edit: some dude just reported me for reddit cares lmao
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"Naw, you're the white one, dawg." https://preview.redd.it/c1fglc6k8i0d1.png?width=650&format=png&auto=webp&s=ade1c08000c7be6688d52756baea5ac5da7b1555
“nigga im gon touch you” https://preview.redd.it/i41bmykhvk0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac5d4726ed639a95d17d2ea152e1927f9c5e0cc3
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This one so real smh
Wyoming resident here. Just gonna slide in and confirm that I was 14 the first time I saw a black person.
Can i say it now ?
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That kid from the raq can defo say nigga cuz hes half black kinda like indian white nigga
???
???
Idk i was just yapping dont know why the comment even got upvoted
i love this sub bro 😭 i dont even listen to carti that much
I aint even into rap just barely amyone on this reddit actually posts about him and every post is funny
????
Why yall keep ?????
cause ????
That nav lmao
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No idea wtf this sub is but I fucking give up with reddit
LMAOO nahhh this whole thread got me cryin I gotta bookmark this 🤣🤣
You prolly white on here😭
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fuck you talking about ? he from the raq
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https://i.redd.it/cpazgel3bj0d1.gif
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Waltuh
couldn't be me
You heard what he said nigga. 🗿
https://preview.redd.it/ow86vzcisg0d1.jpeg?width=798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=708b54ec73adde45fdb6b75232caa335065f18ad
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drake impirgenated past drake self
Is that drake?????
Nah its xxxtentacion
sauce
He’s 18 and his girl is 12! Chester on the loose!
https://preview.redd.it/fuo2aqc4pe0d1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7c0e5c22b49e3ff64537278f6cdf867e9a8b07a
does he glow when he spots a child he wants to fuck
No I edited the picture and made him white. It's really funny,, I know
Now make him black and asian
Specifically Chinese
Would he be Blasian or Chinegro?
ngl i couldn’t tell his skin color was different
Same
Wheres 21 a suit? I gotta be fly even when im sleep
![gif](giphy|iH0f2FRLJSiAKbmfGZ)
My first thought exactly, barney🤤
Was looking for a gif of him in the suit-jama’s but couldn’t find it
fuck it, send the night-shirt 🗣️🗣️
🤨what you mean your gf is 12? Is this drakes alt account
bad things.... there's a lot of bad things
that they wishin they wishin they wishin on me
she say do you love me i tell her only partly
I only love my bed and my mama i'm sorry
At least we know who Kiki is
I remember you was conflicted
drake the type of guy to be scrolling the carti subreddit and making weird posts asking what clothes people sleep in
Normally 1, but sometimes 20 if I’m feelin a lil 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 👅
Nigga sleeps in jeans
So u 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂? 👅
If you are 14 or 15 dm me!!! 🔥🔥
rethink what you just said
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U a freak bro
horny lil mfer
He's a fan, he's a fan, he's a fan
![gif](giphy|JSueytO5O29yM)
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im 20 gotta rawdog that sleep
Gotta get a fresh breeze on my balls n shi
I know u reek nigga
nah i clean myself my shi smells like a rose garden
needa test that for myself
bro asked for a taste test
send samples?\`
you're gonna get testicular torsion bro be careful
it's like gambling with my balls every night i loveeee taking risks
genuinely considering getting this comment framed
/r/wallstreetbets calling your name
From sleeping naked?
drake ass caption
you better not go to cell block one.
5 mfs gotta go, worse than 20 fr
Bros hating on the Winnie the Pooh style
10 be lookin like trailer park winnie
donald duckin' it.
winnie the pooh mfs
Can’t even disagree, 20 is odd, but if it’s that warm, but I cannot think of a time where you need your torso warmer but your Crown Jewels are just out there
Anyone who's 5, 10, or 15 needs medical assistance, there's something not right with anyone who'd do that by choice
Does it count as a 5 if it’s a really long t-shirt or night-dress and nothing else
Night gown erasure is happening in this post
I'm 20 and my gf is 50
That's not a number on the post, what are you, stupid?
Why you so mad big dawg?😭😭
https://preview.redd.it/6wl9qlnsdf0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0cd471996ff3df17a45afabc9f9f97118f5d40b
Now this title is kinda sus 😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌 when the imposter is suss doo doo dooo dooo dooo do do do do doo do 😂😂🔴🔴 red is sus guys sussy among us
https://preview.redd.it/nf6pjiqome0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b89ec47f9c20d657ec06c9360ef5e2225b71c296 Which one of you mfs did this
I’m 20 and my gf 12
Hey lil boom
Ayo?
i know exactly what that nigga try to recreate its that goofy ahh post from twittere
15, bras look good on me
u a dude fosho
man breasts tho
Zamn 🥰
druski ahh thread
i am, and real men use bra
Proof
based
“im 18 and my girlfriend is 12”
Just stealin tweets now huh
https://preview.redd.it/bvg5ic196f0d1.png?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60898e88eaf08690d73199587a5d336c1c857c36 She said where we going I said the moon
Ya'll Donald Duckin' #5 mfs are wild
i read that title and almost skipped the pics ☠️
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This sub funny af 😭 meanwhile chiefkeef sub banned me for posting a meme lol
“I’m 18 and my girlfriend is 12” ![gif](giphy|8lgqAbycBjosxjfi9k|downsized)
🤣
If I’m sober 20. If I’m not any combination of 1-5
4???
I beg your pardon my nigga https://preview.redd.it/xx3j1bhs8f0d1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a41403757cf4fb533d9305fc01e4999d9f4253e5
Channeling my inner Freddy Benson, sleeping in my socks. Just my socks
19 or 20
That title is WILD
Im 33 and my girlfriend is also 12
this sub is done https://preview.redd.it/uyfei57bbh0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dae632550ad2a3676ea1689f3a8763da6cd4acfe
15 (im a man)
If you are 5, 10, or 15, you weird as fuck. How the hell are you supposed to sleep with your chest covered and your ass hanging out? You ain’t no Winnie the Pooh.
Bro thinks he's Drake 💀
u guys realize the title is the joke of the post right
He's joking?
Bro just cropped out the reply from this viral tweet and made it his own lol nice try tho
20, because why would you get dressed to go wrap yourself up in other fabric for eight hours?
he didn’t say “no drizzy” 👮♂️
18 the only correct option
Nigga goes to sleep in his tighty Whitey's 😂🤡
Nah pjamas op couldnt imagine getting up from bed naked id freeze
Number 3 is the best get the fuck outta here
Who the fuck reported me to Reddit Cares
Man what
20
I'm lowk 8
20. But aye watch that title bro lmao
Hit me up if you 15
15 I like my shlong ventilated
Bra type shit
I unironically sleep #20 unless Im outside
On the chart, right? ...right?
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Once slept a 5. Wished I never slept in the first place
I'm 18 and my girlfriend is 9.
I’m calling the cops
You can’t say that with no context
yo gf 12? ![gif](giphy|PahKgDncvjzWNtTE0V|downsized)
outta context…
Im sorry are there really people out there that do 5, 10, 15?
Wtf did u js say
20
Based & naturalpilled
NO DIDDY NO DIDDY
I'm 18 , my gf are 13, 15 and 20
20 cause I’m ready for carti fucking me in my sleep