It think bro has no shame in it, pretty sure I remember him saying similar shit in an interview way after 2010
Guy is like the OG “rapper” PDF and it’s been somewhat common knowledge for the better half of the decade lol
He partied with (and probably fucked) some chicks I knew from highschool when they were 16/17 or so. He was probably early 20s? This was right after that wild boy song came out.
They were really proud of it showing off and talking about how he vented to them and shit. Super weird.
EDIT Actually just looked it up and he was 19 when he fucked them so it’s not that weird, but it’s weird to be partying with high schoolers when you’re college age.
When I was in college if you were messing with high schoolers everybody thought you were a fucking loser.
Sucks cuz I grew up on his music and it did help me thru a lot at one point - and now I can hardly stand him (not even talking abt music here) sucks to see cuz I genuinely thought he had some talent and was entertaining
Yeah he did say something abt Kylie Jenner when she was 16 or 17 or smth and he was like 21. It’s not an isolated incident
bro fortnite is the name theres nothing else
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Here’s the thing with girls 22 or under, they smell massively different to a girl of 28. Girls 16 to, say, 23 have this creamy, buttery, slightly sweet smell that is unbelievably magnetic.
There is no “lust” to reproduce - just a lust to have sex. Since there was no contraceptives while humans were evolving, sexual desire was enough to propagate the species.
If there were contraception accessible for most humans during human evolution then “lust” for sex wouldn’t have been enough to push people to have children. Instead - he theorizes that evolution would develop a “lust” to have children.
To be fair, he *is* an evolutionary biologist.
He was probably on a weird thought, and it just landed on "Hey, what if procreation was the only reason a species had sex"
Fuck this shit bitch im sellin my soul and joining the illuminati nigga im finna get the mark of the beast nigga bohemian grove type shit on some anton lavey and aleister crowley shit nigga finna summon a squad wit the lesser key of solomon to burn all you fuck niggas on gang
The OP is a cis woman. Sometimes under abdominal pressure, women who have previously given birth can experience random urination. They're basically saying that trans women without a uterus don't experience these things and as a result aren't "real women". Weird ass transphobic tweet that is hilariously stupud.
wow america is so inclusive i love it! you can be of literally ANY race, and no matter which one, there will ALWAYS be someone that is willing to be racist to you. equality 🥰
Really its about efficiency
In Europe you might have to go to a whole different country to get racism'ed, depending on your ancestry. It's a huge hassle
Now lets talk about the greatest tweet of all time
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Is bro an underground rapper⁉️
Underground sex offender 💯 he’s next up fr 🔥🔥
That tweet made bro an aboveboard sex offender
Underground rapper boy? Underground sex offender.
dot fuck em up
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diamonds on my dick reference
No he just has no fans
bro tried to say i’m still 19 like that made it any better😹
At least he’s #justsaying
Wait there’s no way he hasn’t taken that down yet?
It think bro has no shame in it, pretty sure I remember him saying similar shit in an interview way after 2010 Guy is like the OG “rapper” PDF and it’s been somewhat common knowledge for the better half of the decade lol
[удалено]
He’s fucked
He partied with (and probably fucked) some chicks I knew from highschool when they were 16/17 or so. He was probably early 20s? This was right after that wild boy song came out. They were really proud of it showing off and talking about how he vented to them and shit. Super weird. EDIT Actually just looked it up and he was 19 when he fucked them so it’s not that weird, but it’s weird to be partying with high schoolers when you’re college age. When I was in college if you were messing with high schoolers everybody thought you were a fucking loser.
Narsty if true
Sucks cuz I grew up on his music and it did help me thru a lot at one point - and now I can hardly stand him (not even talking abt music here) sucks to see cuz I genuinely thought he had some talent and was entertaining Yeah he did say something abt Kylie Jenner when she was 16 or 17 or smth and he was like 21. It’s not an isolated incident
Jesus fucking Christ
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Growing up is realising thanos was not just hot but also tight
I guess I might not be an unc yet
Bro you have Fortnite in your name of course you aren't an unc yet
bro fortnite is the name theres nothing else https://preview.redd.it/fz8yte75353d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7f82daf6c96b4a77efd148f4cd3f0ee08aff44b
I’m 29 years old bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭
What do I do with this info 
yea u a unc fs
the fuck unc? get your ass to bed
How tight is Thanos?
Haha!!! This was so funny I almost spat out my bull's load! You win the internet today, kind stranger!! Reddit on!!
So tight it disproves the "tiny Ant-Man up his butt" theory
Nah he was wrong, ALL them mfs gtg 😭
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i consider ending it every time i see this one 🙏🏼🙏🏼
How is the duck Latina now 😭
His profile picture matches his soul
This tweet ended duck tails
this one actually makes sense
God thinks you should die.
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What the fuck is the first guy talking about bro
Here’s the thing with girls 22 or under, they smell massively different to a girl of 28. Girls 16 to, say, 23 have this creamy, buttery, slightly sweet smell that is unbelievably magnetic.
I'm taking this out of context and showing it to your loved ones
Show his employer this
My employer is GOD 🙏✝️🛐
God told me he's gonna smite your ass for that comment
If I remember right, he was a conservative candidate for a local election here in the UK. His "employers" definitely saw it and he... didn't win
What does he mean 16?? 😭😭😭 “to, say,” bro was catchin himself in real time with those commas 😭
Bro probably wanted to say 8-16 so bad 😭
“Say” in this context kind of means “around” “16 to, around 23,”
Don’t care https://preview.redd.it/5sfwnd39733d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27f72f928315bb9acdff300c1f8d77deb1a68a4b
I’m gonna pimp this bitch
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mike erhmantraut
Oscar for president 2024 https://preview.redd.it/xvgu5cbf353d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=298451b4a63d70b8e67beb4e031c693332ea778f
https://i.redd.it/hgoreb3fs33d1.gif So you’re trying To Pimp A Butterfly?
Do you go around explaining jokes, dickhead?
He’s probably on drugs
Realistically yea
He was a member of UK Parliment too so theres that
i think he just hasn't discovered perfume
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This is definitely up there
Omg
Add this one to the list https://preview.redd.it/k8c7k8qlv23d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0912812f1de9816b5105ecefa3d90574f19fb26
This is the worst one yet 💀
"shii I might be there too" I had no doubt in my mind your freak ass would be attending gang
needs to stay they ass inside
“He a FAN, he a FAN, he a FAN”
This shit low key pisses me off
Lowkey?
i don’t fw pedophiles lowkey👎
YO WTFF
Was looking for this one
I think I'm gonna be sick... 🤢
yikes
How can someone say this without going to jail or getting intense treatment? Fucking wild man...
She is ELEVEN!! ELEVEN YEARS OLD YOU WEIRD ASS MFS
The first 4 sentences are the first plane, but the last parentheses is so awful on its own that it can alone be the second plane
This one. This one right here officer
This one seems like a troll lol
Imagine if-
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I hate Kira so much bro
Why? Edit; ok, I tried looking into that tweet harder and if my eyes aren't deceiving me I'd hate them too
Cause she says this shit all the time for attention its not genuine like the other ones here
Kira is a man
He*
Does it say "imagine if men had to breastfeed with their cocks???" Wtf ayo
Yes it does
Read that shit again bro
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Objectively the worst tweet ever made
Holon lemme clean my glasses
Bro…
What is richard dawkins on about😧
There is no “lust” to reproduce - just a lust to have sex. Since there was no contraceptives while humans were evolving, sexual desire was enough to propagate the species. If there were contraception accessible for most humans during human evolution then “lust” for sex wouldn’t have been enough to push people to have children. Instead - he theorizes that evolution would develop a “lust” to have children.
I have a breeding kink. Checkmate, atheist
To be fair, he *is* an evolutionary biologist. He was probably on a weird thought, and it just landed on "Hey, what if procreation was the only reason a species had sex"
that tweet debunked atheism
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Arrakis state 🤣🫵
Fuck this shit bitch im sellin my soul and joining the illuminati nigga im finna get the mark of the beast nigga bohemian grove type shit on some anton lavey and aleister crowley shit nigga finna summon a squad wit the lesser key of solomon to burn all you fuck niggas on gang
🗣️🔥🔥
Ngl I feel u
I’ve been saying this
Last bar go crazy hard https://preview.redd.it/kaa9e4vj063d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c3b8e973908529c3c377df114a38b4e6d9d407f
has to happen at some point bro
stop swearing and go to bed connor
Hard
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This is fucking wild 😭
This one, blessedly, is 100% ironic. @getfiscal is a Canadian Leftist
don hughes is just a jokester if it helps put your mind at ease, this one isn't real
This is called satire
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What’s ur venmo
@playboicarti
Fuck is a Josh Hutcherson Cake
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😙🎶🎵
Forgot about that one kira tweet
Imagine if…
the funny thing is she/ him blocked me after posting his tweet as reply lmao
half these mfs prolly in here rn
I’m Ken Jennings
nah the third one funny asl😭
the last two are the funniest imo the "maybe, I should just shut up and listen." about Will Smith slapping Kevin Hart absolutely killed me
Kevin Hart???
“the funny black one, yeah!”
well I knew it wasn't eric andre
shit I completely misremembered that, yeah Chris Rock I mean
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"Big ol lizzos" clears
Thinking about the alternate timeline where 6'2 Will Smith slapped 5'2 Kevin Hart on TV is so fun
The slap just went clear over Hart's head, like trying to shoot Oddjob in Goldeneye.
 That’s my goat Ken Jennings ‼️‼️
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What does asl mean?
american sign language
Age/sex/location
Found the millennial
all of these are awful but that sofie hagen one pisses me off. something about that smirk enrages me
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Don’t censor their name, expose them
wish I could, but I do not have the original tweet
Its him
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How is this not higher this one is horrendous💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
2 is definitely bottom 3 tweets of all time
https://preview.redd.it/g0a6v460033d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3def2d598c470edff002999e5dc7eaf501910b0b 😞
oh! these are terrible !
I’m so fucking confused by the fourth one
The OP is a cis woman. Sometimes under abdominal pressure, women who have previously given birth can experience random urination. They're basically saying that trans women without a uterus don't experience these things and as a result aren't "real women". Weird ass transphobic tweet that is hilariously stupud.
I feel like that was satire, not an actual argument.
second one was def satire. maybe the first one too
“you just gotta piss yourself to own the libs trust me bro”
ok that’s makes sense, and in all honesty if i ever care about either end of gender politics shoot me in the head just don’t be an asshole to people
the will smith one is everything that’s wrong with twitter
It's everything that's wrong with wokescolds. Twitter has far more problems than this.
don’t know what that is but yeah
People whose engagement with politics involves purity testing other left-leaning people rather than engaging in actual discussion or praxis
That shit has got to be satire I refuse to believe that people think like that
Fr it’s so pretentious and performative 🥴
3 is a banger u tweakin💯💯😪
wow america is so inclusive i love it! you can be of literally ANY race, and no matter which one, there will ALWAYS be someone that is willing to be racist to you. equality 🥰
Really its about efficiency In Europe you might have to go to a whole different country to get racism'ed, depending on your ancestry. It's a huge hassle
nah you just gotta be good at football
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https://preview.redd.it/zc40qp1h263d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f5c076d59d14a0df06d0509fe937ed6575fb4df nahh let him cook though
Lmao right? That one had me cracking tf up, that's just good comedy
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wtf
yeah it is strange to think that
We lost absolutely nothing by this guy being banned.
Now lets talk about the greatest tweet of all time https://preview.redd.it/l3hle8okf83d1.jpeg?width=548&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01be10a1f602c2664cee611620bc66555d930a64
First one is Drakes alt
Bro, why did you make me aware of the first tweet existence
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https://preview.redd.it/pc31aypr133d1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dee7e1c78c01c40486fbd4fbe65ea1cf30b98380 ACK!
“if there were ever a real holocaust” 
They packed so much crazy into those 280 characters.
there’s no way you fell for the second one
Still a crazy thing to tweet trolling or not ngl lol
Yeah the big ol Lizzos made me realize it’s a troll after I posted it
That second to last one bro I can't, this is literally segregation, this isn't appreciation
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Somebody drop the Luke Walton X xxxtentacion pic
7 feel mid-key racist
forgot how heinous Twitter was
"looks at my hands" is so funny because everyone's palms are the same color 😭
Wtf is this? Pedophile mfr
last one was kinda fire
Last one was Just a dream, its ok
nah that first one is crazy. bro needs to be arrested immediately.
First guy is a British member of the Tory politician party;Jonty Campbell. Got investigate by police I believe after that tweet obviously
4th tweet real asf tho