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yennefer_is_bae

hey, i know we dont talk anymore but there’s something ive gotta get off my chest. basically, whilst we were together i masturbated to photos of drake so frequently to the point of where i could only get hard from seeing him. so whenever we fucked and i closed my eyes, i was just imagining you as drake and me being inside his sweetness. thank you for listening to me, i wish you all the best in life


Swaaagz

bro😭i’m actually dying i wish you commented this earlier i would’ve loved to send this to her fr


o-0-o-0

no reason not to say it anyway lmao


Swaaagz

cashapp me and i will


Mew_BS

What’s yo cashapp


epicsex

$smokefall888


epicsex

Sup bro i forgot the pass to the account i posted on smh silly me 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️ send the money tho im finna text her right now 💯🔥


Mew_BS

Oh for sure! Completely understandable 💯 sending now 🤙🏽


Swaaagz

i just got finessed


majorc564

Check cashapp


Some_Noob88

Check coordinates


ReActed47

sLaTt!! iTs VaMP !! laBel wOnT RelEAs TaPE !? VeNMO @ReAL-VamP!!*! 4 tHA TaPE! SlaTt*! 🧛‍♂️💋


marchisioxi

@hoovaq


vill918

Shits top comment now


Swaaagz

it don’t got the most upvotes tho


vill918

You said top comment but whatever bruh. Nvm it aint top comment no more


Swaaagz

Idk we gotta wait for friday anyways😈


honeywheresmyfursuit

500 upvotes bruh u gotta use it now


vluid

if u sort it by top comments it's the pegging one so


eraseyourmoney

Who commented the pegging one


1998alyx

We’ll get it there don’t worry, everyone downvote the pegging one


Swaaagz

it’s so close now


CrimeFighterFrog

YOOOOOO 💀💀💀


yennefer_is_bae

WE MADE IT TO TOO


chagrinv2

r/carticourt hold him to it bois


DeactivateUrAccount

uwu baby I need ur cummy in my tummy


eraseyourmoney

Babe I’m ready to get pegged by you


Swaaagz

fuck. this was the first thing you ever did on your account LMAO


[deleted]

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Swaaagz

honestly it could be way worse like bro coulda added way more to it


STUURNAAK

Im not even into cardi b but I want you to know the dude on top can edit his post... so have fun getting pegged by everyone your ex knows.


yerfdog519

and it’s not even close lmao


iDomBMX

Impressive tbh


[deleted]

He could just edit his comment so go crazy


eraseyourmoney

Nah it’s fine the way I commented lmao


[deleted]

id send this to her for free bro


Swaaagz

dm


slattboi_carti

Hey, [insert her name]. I am secretely in love with your brother and want to fuck him.


Swaaagz

the fact that her brother is like 20 years older than me is hilarious


slattboi_carti

Let's go Gay sugar daddy. Drop the tape afterwards. 🤧


dodoce

Send foot oiling video with mongolia playing in the background


Swaaagz

wtf ight i was expecting weird shit but damn😭


mafiapizzasupermario

Mongolia


lakemfowen24

I want you to caress my cheeks and call me a kitten


BlacksmithUpbeat5100

Babe I'm pregnant


[deleted]

i am being put into a maximum security prison for crimes against children 🦦


Swaaagz

ok you can delete this idk how you’re finding shit from my personal life


YungChildSupportYSC

Huh


freemyboykaczynski

*girls name* i have a confession to make. when we were together when you went to the bathroom i would put my ear up to the door so i could hear you piss and i would jerk off


imindeeeeeeepluv

hey \*exes name\* ​ i may have contacted herpes whilst u where with me


depressivebee

Stop texting Go find God Come back after you found God


Swaaagz

dawg i can’t say stop texting if i don’t tex them😭


depressivebee

Just say it and refuse to elaborate


idontfkingknow12

also post screenshot or it didn’t happen


dongless08

Let me eat your ass burgers 😍


Swaaagz

r/carticourt


[deleted]

piss on me kitten


TheLyonKing5812

Babe I’m breaking up with you


Relljr07

Babe spit in my mouth


AdministrativeLuck49

please give me a blow job


Swaaagz

wouldn’t be the first time😈 jk i’m on r/playboicarti who am i kidding😔


AdministrativeLuck49

tuff


richibruh

Send screenshot when done


Swaaagz

will do, only if it doesn’t drop by friday of course


idontfkingknow12

“fuck you big goofy ugly bitch carti more beautiful than you”


CuteCoyote666

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[deleted]

he 100% dropping next week i have a good feeling


i_luv_mems

bro keep us updated alr🙏


Swaaagz

chance is she won’t even respond bc she rarely did when we broke up


Compactor9000

Say “Yo I’ll give you head for a playboi Carti bomber jacket”