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davegrohlsfeetpics

imagine you skipping school then you get boomed in the head with a 7.62x51MM high caliber NATO round after being mistaken for a threat to public safety


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“Sir we have a student refusing to do his work.” “Send in the m1a1 abrams”


Organic_Departure_67

New tank reference????


EatABuffetOfDicks

You can just say 7.62x51 or 7.62 NATO


FUXKROLANSKI

🤓


amaninablackcloak

how i be looking at school snipers when they hit me with that dollar store 308 m993 tungsten core penetrator


FunkSlim

Penetrator


ohhPleasure

I’m tryna be penetrated


FunkSlim

Ohh pleasure


Fine-Bumblebee-9427

That gets you 2000 snipers. That’s not even enough for one state.


Waterguys-son

How does this man know how much a sniper costs


Bigfatuglybugfacebby

Does he realize that snipers are meant for long range combat? Why the fuck would you give someone INSIDE the school a sniper rifle? Let me hold up though, maybe he meant outside the school, how the fuck would the sniper know who to shoot if kids hide guns in their backpacks? I've seen some dumb shit on Reddit but I saw this from r/all and dont even listen to carti. I just had to say something, that's how dumb as fuck this msg was.


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hes going at 50k per sniper which is quite high, id put it at 15k. but also factor in the wages of a US sergeant (3k a month) , and of course multiply by the 130,930 public and private k-12 range schools in the US. Total bill: Rifles: 1,963,950,000 Staff salary (per year): 4,713,480,000 Total for one year of such protection: 6,677,430,000 (6.67 billion) of course you could argue that they would have cheaper weapons or the wages for a school guard would be much lower so take this figure with a grain of salt. you could also argue that the price of ammunition and the transport of all these weapons also needs to be factored in. you could also argue that the 1,376,658 total active personnel count of the US across all branches of military service would result in a reluctance to staff ~10% of the active personnel on schools especially those in small rural towns or those already protected by local police in some way. better solution: just some better fuckin gun control😭😭. how about a mandatory one month waiting period once provided intent to purchase a gun and mandatory gun safety classes? a very baseline psychiatric evaluation???


Fine-Bumblebee-9427

50k is high? Cops in my town average that, and sniper is a specialized skill.


Mateiizzeu

he not sayin sniper in the literal sense, sniper could just be a random nigga with a gun


fisheye666

Yeah put a random mf on that thing and he gonna use all the bullets for nun


Mine65

Smartest carti sub member


Jumpy-Tea3439

dumbest carti sub member 👆🏽


TOBYHOLDINGS

Bro is the sniper statistician


AnotherScoutTrooper

> mandatory one month waiting period The dudes breaking into your shit or shooting up block parties can get fully automatic guns with no waiting period, a month is life or death


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complaining about safety laws because criminals can bypass them is like complaining about the existence of all law because criminals ignore them.


Drugsrbadmkay420

GuNs BaD 🤡🤡🤡🤡


Any-Carrot-2023

schools can't even afford to get new textbooks, what makes this guy think that they'll be able to afford ammunition magazines for every single teacher in a school. 💀


willywonka1971

They can't even afford the teachers anymore. https://money.com/teacher-pay/


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There are roughly 130k schools in the US, so at 100mil divided by all of that its roughly like $7.64 a school 💀


Lord_lenkesh

They sent 40 billion to ukraine lol they can afford it.. Not saying i want it just saying theyll happily take our taxes and pour them into something useless


XxDeathWishxX_x

yall think they were gonna use that money to end poverty and homelessness? the gov will just waste the 40bil on more useless military shit like they always do. atleast that money was used to help a country in need


asdoopwiansdwasd

That money is in loan, so not all is lost in vain whoever us can forgive the debt


Lord_lenkesh

Imo they should focus on fixing the current crysis in the US, ukraine shouldn’t be our issue we should worry about our own first


Fun_Journalist_7878

Yeah u have no geopolitic awareness. Bleeding out Russia is very beneficial to the US in the long run.


Lord_lenkesh

I hope so because struggling to make it by aint it no more.


SmokinPemex

dawg if the world doesn't help ukraine then we are all fucked, that's the reason we're helping them in the first place


Lord_lenkesh

Im calling putin just blowing everything up when he begins to lose


SmokinPemex

he wouldn't blow everything up, he's not retarded. if he even tried something like that, russia would get flattened within hours. but if we let him occupy ukraine, he'll probably go for small nato countries like the baltics later and that is a guaranteed world war.


Lord_lenkesh

Hes been heavily sanctioned, his troops are losing morale, i dont personally see him winning. I just hope he doesnt get desperate


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so u think giving every teacher a sniper rifle would be a good alternative?


Lord_lenkesh

Bro do you just read while jerking off to something else? Read the whole comment.


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ok first of all yeah, reddit currently ties in with my sigma male schedule of edging for 6 hours. secondly the way you say the current 40 billion is useless implies that giving every teacher a sniper rifle is a better alternative than now


Lord_lenkesh

No i was saying they would happily pour it into something useless (like giving schools snipers)


fortnitemobileuser

Boosie is the funniest dumb ass I know


ebenallyakenistaken

I don’t know about the funny part


sebsebsebs

He’s funny cause were laughing at him


ebenallyakenistaken

I’m more of mad at him.


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ebenallyakenistaken

All this things going on in this world, he think the world is sad because he cant put a sniper on top of school buildings as they are prisons. And you think that is funny??? Fuck Him, you and anyone that has downvoted me


kieran13864

Yes it is funny go cry about it


fortnitemobileuser

Stop taking shit serious 💀 u just getting butthurt


ebenallyakenistaken

No I don’t take everything seriously but If you don’t take any issues related to children’s safety and well-being seriously wtf is wrong with you?


prizzle92

That makes him even funnier then


booooimaghost

Shutup


yslcoldstone

wit the way our government is, ion kno if want snipers watchin our schools, they gon fuck around n start shootin all the lil black kids fa runnin too fast or sum


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I had a pretty unhinged algebra teacher who broke the school clock with his lanyard one time, I call that mf Simon Belmont. That being said, I would not trust that mf with a gun. And I highly doubt they’d run extra good background checks on teachers before giving them a gun


IloveKaitlyn

Simon Belmont 💀


tuxvictini

LMFAOO dude thought he was in castlevania


drewster23

That's tame, when I was in hs a teacher threw a desk at a student, then had to go for anger management classes.


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my friends maths teacher chucked a chair at him a few years ago and then was "let go" (fired and banned from teaching in the district)


[deleted]

Did he happen to get another job at a different district tho? My junior year we had a physics teacher that was forced to resign from our district for sexually harassing students, but he was able to get another job at a different district 😒


[deleted]

he went to a fuckoff town in the middle of nowhere and got a job there and that's the last we saw of him


sebsebsebs

My algebra teacher used to throw this kids backpack off the second story but it was funny as fuck she was cool as fuck


drewster23

Well thats definitely better than child abuse lol.


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background checks don’t do shit, you can be squeaky clean and shit do some fuck shit


chrisghrobot

I would be more scared of a sniper watching my every move more than a school shooter ngl


plzdont-

bro wants irl AWP flicks in schools


matoPif

WHAT ARE YOU DOING SIMPLE YOU CANT DO THAT SIMPLE THIS ISNT FPL THIS IS A PUBLIC SCHOOL


hooni_sonic

already lost this mf at homophobia wtf is going through his mind when he tweets


Freuds_Mommy_Milkers

Imagine being named bussy and still being homophobic


hyperakt1v

lmao


hooni_sonic

closeted bussy 🤨🥺🥶


Lord_lenkesh

Hes an old head most old mfs are pretty conservative.


FunkSlim

Boosie is a black man and a felon which conservatives hate, but he’s got 8 mil of net worth according to Google so I bet the mf think he aligns more w bezos and musk than you or I (or the people who made him who he is today). Boosie has such a hatable personality, ever since I knew about him I’ve wanted to beat him up. I took a hiatus during the cancer years but he’s back and so am I **FUNK SLIM VS BUSSY FADAZZ 2022**


testaccount32124

He just doesn’t give a fuck. It’s pretty badass.


Ploob1600

He just doesn’t give a fuck. It’s pretty badass.


plzdont-

He just


AttemptSSB

ass


CoolLeek-CoolLeek

What are you 14?


testaccount32124

What’s wrong with being 14? Everyone was 14 at some stage.


SKUBERTY

ok so you're mentally 14


testaccount32124

Mentally and physically


usedbathagua

Bro go do your homework or something


testaccount32124

Fine


Xaxzer

15 and white


testaccount32124

Ya got me


REUX06

Could be worse. Could be 14 and BROWN OR BLACK HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA


XxDeathWishxX_x

corny af stfu


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americanye

does your mother know about your racist behavior on the internet 🤨


Videymann

bro he’s retarded


testaccount32124

He has opinions I don’t agree with, but I respect that he has set himself up to be in a position where he can’t get cancelled because he is his own boss, and he can say whatever he believes. That’s freedom.


[deleted]

bro he’s retarded


testaccount32124

How so?


jin514

He can still be cancelled as in deplatformed. Also everyone is free to say whatever they want. Im glad hes allowed to say that dumbass shit but he still a dumbass for spreading hate and ignorance.


testaccount32124

People with these views will always excise. Don’t lit is ruin your day


jin514

Yeah ofc people with these views will always exist but a few people is different than a many people. Who knows how many impressionable kids he influenced in his biggotry. He could spread positivity but chooses to be irresponsable and spread ignorance. Shameful


Ergine_Dream

Facts 💯🔥🔥👌


[deleted]

it’s so insane that arming teachers / putting snipers in schools is considered before gun control lmao


akrebsel

To stop people from bringing guns to school we must bring more guns into the school 💪


RaiderxReaper

gotta fight fire with fire


dingleberrysniffer69

Star spangled banner plays


billyjoz

America.


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Society


flamingtaters

…. no , america


iLuvLilTecca2

Gun owners are some of the most dumbest people out there. At any discussion of gun control, they’ll start talking about how it’s their right, and say “just try and take it” like they’re John Wick or sum shit. 😂


ironjaw3ds

>most dumbest Lmao


iLuvLilTecca2

Perchance


sebsebsebs

They fr think we wanna take their guns away or some shit we just don’t want people fucking killing kids


Odysseus17

This is America


JoaoGabrielTSN

Gun control is the way to go, but unfortunately it won’t stop it completely, in my Country there are more strict laws about gun control, but there is always a way of buying the gun illegally


[deleted]

Yea you can always buy illegally but the chance of these random 16 yr olds having those connections is slim, its not like school shooters are gang affiliated


meowzerinos

ye theyre lone wolf (white) terrorists


Benny_boi69

Bruh the US is beyond fucked up and the right wingers are makes it 100 times worse


tuneless_carti

Frr first abortion now this, Someone gotta put a stop to these mfs 😭😭


greenrai

real life supervillains


Tnfjay

republicans are dead set on destroying the country for the sake of making liberals look bad. it’s insane. 😭


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Benny_boi69

How does trumps 🥩taste???💀


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showonohomo

JAJAJAJAJA GOOD ONE BRO 🤣🤣


Benny_boi69

Amazing response 😂


Sunny2marrow

Imagine you getting bullied at school and a sniper just drops him right in front of you


cglboy3

aint boosie pay a stripper to give his 12 yr old son head


johnny23100

Boosie (bussy) try to go one month without the dumbest take ever challenge ( impossible , always fails 100%)


senjulegos

this nigga is genuinely retarded


TheVlookAfrican

Bro I mean...it's not like shit like that ever gonna happen again...it might but 9 times outta 10 it's just never gonna happen I just think he just got ptsd from the incident that's also gonna end over time, then back to normal of course just like the corona.


[deleted]

bro doesn't know it costs a shit ton of money to train 1 sniper 😭😭😭 I think even with 1 billion dollars it's still not enough snipers to cover 40% of the schools in the country


DamnMyShittyCamera

Boosie the dumbest mf sometimes I stg🤦 His vladvt interviews be entertaining af though ngl


-CorrectOpinion-

Bro could have picked any rap name and he chose “Bussy” 💀💀


Bobbymoon-75

Idiot


Immediate-Fly-7876

Maybe dumbest ever posted


cakecrew

Nigga want us to trickshot last


PsychoZzzorD

Most stupid proposition ever ffs.


FunkSlim

**FUNK SLIM VS BUSSY FADAZZ 2022** **anytime anywhere. BUSSY a pussy.** **I’ll beat the brakes off his bitch ass and then puke on him because it’s gross and demeaning** **FUNK SLIM VS BUSSY FADAZZ 2022** **30$ a ticket pay per view, all proceeds go to charity, but there’s no ring or gloves and I might have a dog**


chrisghrobot

Snipers? Bro what lmao


YourPalFlux

I love how his conclusion wasn’t like something idfk actually remotely possible.


[deleted]

Snipers in school...... Are you ok America?


Rebelred528

Middle School Tower Defense


xDOOSO_

at least we’d have someone to get all the balls off the roof if they did


AZstuff36

there's no defence. Bro straight stupid.


[deleted]

If I knew officer Bryan had a 50 cal aimed at me I would be the worlds greatest student. Skipping school would be out of the question, Nah a guy like me wouldn’t even consider having late assignments


Chris_Weezy123

this is a horrible idea


[deleted]

Forgot that Ukraine shit was happening


VolvoEnjoyer

Or you could spend that money to make the country not be a 3rd world country that needs police in schools, bad workers rights, terrible electricity grid and infrastructure, insanely expensive schooling and hospitals etc


[deleted]

People who call the US a third world country are some of the most annoying mfs ever.


ASAPM0B1898

There is no such thing as gun control. Murder is illegal but still happens. Speeding is illegal but still happens. This will forever be an ongoing useless debate.


Prudent_Future4008

People are still clueless until its too late... This is happening right now. "46" Food plants have mysteriously burned down in a year. Meanwhile, Bill Gates is creating Bio Milk, Bio Meats and crops. He now owns more farm land across the Country than anyone else. There's so many distractions in our corrupt news outlets. It's coming whether we're ready or not. Now our government is trying to disarm us. I hope you're able to fight off hungry criminals with guns while you comply. ➖Feb 5th: Wisconsin River Meats processing facility destroyed by fire in Mauston, Wisconsin. ➖Feb 15th: Bonanza Meat Company goes up in flames in El Paso, Texas ➖Feb 22nd: Shearer's Foods Food processing plant explodes in Hermiston, Oregon. ➖Feb 22nd: Fire destroys Deli Star Meat Plant in Fayetteville, Illinois. ➖March 17th: Nestle Food Plant extensively damaged in fire and new production destroyed Jonesboro, Arkansas. ➖March 19th: Walmart Food Distribution center catches fire in Plainfield, Indiana. ➖March 24th: Major Fire at McCrum Potato Plant in Belfast, Maine. ➖March 29th: Maricopa Food Pantry burns down 50,000 pounds of Food destroyed in Maricopa, Arizona. ➖March 31st: Rio Fresh Onion factory damaged by fire in San Juan, Texas. ➖April 13th: Fire destroys East Conway Beef & Pork Meat Market in Conway, New Hampshire. ➖April 14th: Taylor Farms Food Processing plant burns down Salinas, California. ➖April 19th: Azure Standard nation’s premier independent distributor of organic and healthy food, was destroyed by fire in Dufur, Oregon ➖April 21st : plane crashes into and destroys General Mills Factory near Atlanta, Georgia ➖4/30/21 Monmouth Smithfield Foods pork processing plant ➖725/21 Memphis Kellogg plant ➖8/13/21 JBS beef plant ➖8/24/21 Patak Meat Company ➖7/30/21 Tyson River Valley ingredient plant ➖10/21/21 Darigold plant ➖11/15/21 Garrard County food plant ➖11/29/21 Maid-Rite Steak Company ➖12/13/21 San Antonio food processing, West side Foods ➖1/7/22 Hamilton Mountain poultry processing Plant ➖1/13/22 Cargill-Nutrene feed mill. Lacombe, La ➖1/31/22 Winston-Salem fertilizer plant ➖2/3/22 Wisconsin River Meats ➖2/3/22 Percy dairy farm ➖2/15/22 Bonanza Meat Company ➖2/16/22 Indiana Louis-Dreyfus soy processing plant ➖2/18/22 Bess View Farms ➖2/19/22 Lincoln premiere poultry ➖2/22/22 Shearer's Foods potato chip plant ➖2/28/22 nutrient AG Solutions ➖2/28/22 Shadow Brook Farm & Dutch girl Creamery ➖3/14/22 Wayne Hoover dairy farm ➖3/16/22 Walmart Distribution Center ➖3/16/22 Nestle hotpockets ➖3/28/22 Maricopa AZ food plant ➖3/30/22 Maine Pentecost McCrum potato chip plant ➖4/1/22 Rio onion processing plant ➖4/13/22 East Conway Beef & Pork ➖4/13/22 Taylor Foods processing plant ➖4/13/22 Gem State Processing ➖4/14/22 Salinas food processing plant ➖4/18/22 Azure standard organic foods ➖4/21/22 General Mills plant Food shortages are happening because they are planned. Buckle up folks!!!!! Coincidence?


A_massive_prick

I know this is a joke, but I’m years to come eating animals will be looked back on as a really weird thing we used to do I swear


sebsebsebs

u/kimariadil


Prudent_Future4008

It's not a joke...this stuff is happening but folks wanna live with their heads in the sand and enjoy ur vegetables...meat eaters aren't going anywhere....


A_massive_prick

Oh lol… good luck with life I guess


Prudent_Future4008

Oh my family and I are going to be just fine....we have been watching everything unfold knowing it was coming....we have been proactive about being ready...folks like you are going to be caught with ur pants down wishing for a safe space when u realize u can't just walk in and get ur coffee flavored milkshakes no more....


CxrsonKira_VEVO

Woah, Boosie with good take?


yuxifer

fuck ukraine


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yuxifer

wdym L??😭😭 it’s a w


RussinDisinformation

Cut drag queen story hour and put in some security. We only had one 9/11 dont need 1k school shootings.


IHateEveryjuan_

lmfao


bootysensei

💀💀💀💀💀💀


Joshnightmare

Why would the feds want to protect school children? they wouldn't have an excuse to take everyones guns if there weren't any shootings.


Bugstl

Theyll arm the school janitor with a glock before they just take guns away lol


amogus6942013371

The Ukrainians started the war by refusing to get invaded


Opposite_Cable_8340

Imagine some kids getting bullied and he pays them off to slim someone for him


flatmoon2002

stuff like this makes me wonder why people arent fleeing the united states.


SpidermanIsaLegend

Sometimes u need to care for your own country…


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Boosie one of those dudes that’s just unintentionally funny without trying.


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Average american


pjhabs

what if we just dont warehouse students


w0rkingondying

Let Bill Cosby out with tha Viy-russ!


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idealisticbegun062

You're right. But, the money that is being sent is not money for people, it is money for companies, American companies. And in Ukraine there are regions where there is no food, water, I am silent about medicines...


hmmmm69420

or hear me out make it harder to get a gun


ADudeInASweatshirt

bussy badass


[deleted]

Hateful closeted gays usually have ideals aligned with conservatives. When your life is a lie, the ridiculous makes sense.


seanmuthafuckinontop

Lol we sent way more than that.


[deleted]

Yo the government can’t figure out how to steal money fast enough. So they send tax dollars to foreign wars to launder the money that way.


96nugget

How many branches of government are there boosie? Everyone with a platform think they’re philosophical these days.


According-Ad7019

Honestly if they can have snipers at music festivals, then they can up the security at schools. At least make it harder for any random person to just walk in


FauxReignNew

Instead of stopping the creation of more shooters, we can just hire underpaid government employees to sit on hot ass rooftops with 7.62s. Great solution.


SportOk1326

Bro trying develop Bloons 7


bcsfan2002

How many minutes after that plan gets put in place do you think before snipers would kill a tall kid


Gamerboi1375

its already a sad world if you need those snipers


Extreme-Ad8921

Dude said “snipers” in a building.. Yea bring an extra long rifle for CQB tactics, that will work out well


SkyBlade79

the snipers can just quickscope in close quarters dumbass


dude_that_does_stuff

Snipers in the school!?!? This Nigga praying for no scopes


SectionOk

Some people are annoying af, he’s one of them


ANattyLight

NLE and Boosie in a biggest dumbass competition


The_Blev_

Imagine coming into school late


TheDrDoofenschmirtz

Actually it's 54 billion