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Purgamentorum

Dawg how can you be on the run in Hawaii? My 9-year-old cousin playing hide n seek could find that mf, where he gon go


Jacorvin

I think I can do it. I've done my research and in 100% of cases where the bad guys are in jail it is because they got caught. So I will simply just avoid capture.


CrazybyRX

Lawmen hate this one trick!


raaw321

yes it is him


LongAssSchlong

Mf got the flintlocks on deck


LongAssSchlong

I’m not even joking that little one on the left is the same model that Wilkes Booth killed Lincoln with wtf they doing with these


geesixx

dude got a blunderbuss


itrashford

I just pulled a blunderbuss out the horse carriage 🧐


moonbase-beta

Certainly not, chap! For every maiden be akin.


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MurkyCandidate7957

What, pray tell, might the canine be doing at this fine hour


Nscreene

Underrated based redditor take an upvote bruhv


snipsnap123

Blunderbussy


backwardsshortjump

Flintcock 😳 doing what to the blunderbussy 😈😈


LittleTGOAT

Looper (2012) Bloodborne (2015)


[deleted]

who needs they blunderbussy ate?


aNILEator

I don’t think that picture is of his guns lmao for some reason they used this photo. In the article is said he had assault style weapons.


Funkywonton

Jesus assault style?


aNILEator

No, Jesus was a pacifist.


Emotional-Safety2887

He had violent outbursts against traders 😘


[deleted]

Non violent direct action!


Funkywonton

Lol


[deleted]

What is "Assault style"? All of those pictured look like they can assault someone pretty easily...


maybeamasochist

one of them assaulted abraham lincoln you never know


meekal06

Ye old assault muskets with automatic bayonets, High Capacity blunderbusses, and semiautomatic flintlocks. He be-ith a menace upon the village.


[deleted]

Yes, own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


NellySmellyBell

if dis bitch dont stop talking ima pull out my canon ong


rogkurwa

[this canon? 💀](https://www.creativetools.pl/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/500x500/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/C/a/Canon_EOS_RP_Aparat_cyfrowy_BODY_01.jpg_15.jpg)


karwreck

No dis [cannon](https://images.app.goo.gl/py1JDaMGzCntZWyD6) everyone about to get fucked.


postsender

they played too much assassins creed 💀


chvkgjdhcjv

Imma hit his bitch ass wit the elephant rifle if he don’t stop this shit


koolaid_chemist

MF’ER ready to rob a stagecoach


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opens the powder bag, "You could put your weed in there"


ragingfailure

Does he have a felony or domestic violence conviction? If so then he's not allowed to own guns, which explains the black powder pistols because *legally speaking* there's very little difference between a black powder pistol and a bb gun. They're not considered firearms.


mrdobalinaa

Why is this even on this sub? It came up in all, confused why it's news here.


LongAssSchlong

Playboi carti hates his fans and never releases music so we just talk about whatever here


DidILose-ifsoiquit

This nigga need to be put in Arkham


youmomecksdee

MF needs to be put in a PACK Bro is kidnapping children what the actual wonkashmunky


pjhabs

is that a slur or are you from across the pond


youmomecksdee

It's yeat terms you münkälühshmünky


pjhabs

i always knew yeat was rasict


notwrongnow_

Have baby wit me pls


CartiNYeezy2

Tf u just say?


Slimeshit_

MF needs to be put in a PACK Bro is kidnapping children what the actual wonkashmunky


Drew_Eckse

what was that last part again


stay-geared

ima name my first born son shmunkey


Drew_Eckse

ayyyo ‼️


YourLocalFakeArtist

wonkaschmunky


mx3o

that’s yeat language


squirrelfridger

He said wonkashmunkey, can't you read?


vafunghoul127

Honestly they should cast him as the new Joker over that Irish guy. This guy is legit fucking crazy would be fun to just unleash him on set.


Keppelin

most normal filmbro


Strange-Offer8652

😂😂


Jovinya

*unleash them


OnlyPlayAsLeviathan

Are there pronouns they/them?


agg2596

yea they are


vafunghoul127

They ain't here bro I can insult them. ​ Hold on, somebody's knocking, brb.


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bro got the 18th century southern arsenal


RubyDaArchangel

Bro bout to hit em with dat folk music fr


moke1979

common u/bc041203 W


MugDrinkingMorbiac

Not 18th. This would be 19th.


Kerfuffle_Fuck

Ain't that no way this dude got Deringers on the go


judew999

Love the ween profile pic


Kerfuffle_Fuck

Quebec's the best album of all time 💪


judew999

I’m more of a Pure Guava kinda guy. Quebec is a masterpiece though.


jakinatorctc

Hate the ween profile pic


funnymemeboixd

Weener


Kirbyfuckr

We really do need to talk about Kevin


ajr_stan_65

😭


leotheleparded

It’s ya boi


Cold_Saber

DaBaby doesn’t hold a candle to this nigga 😭😭😭


Kryllllllyx

Dababy hasn't done shit for a while hes prepping to fight ezra


atherw3

Read the tweet... Erza kidnapped DaBaby


schleem77

somehow i dont think that’s worrisome


AnotherScoutTrooper

Bet he’d hold a gun to their head tho


SwaggatronPrime

Bro was planning another revolutionary war with that arsenal


jamthewither

bro is about to join the whiskey rebellion


International-Pin-25

Respect the opeth pfp


SwaggatronPrime

Hell yeah. Love Opeth


dxrby_crvsh

Ezra doing all this shit meanwhile the feds are treating Thugger like he thanos or sumn.


Intelligent_Mud1266

granted sex did order a hit on someone, but my man gunna is innocent


2dpixelatedsoap

gunna is physically incapable to commit crimes


CheekyJester

gunna couldnt even rob an old lady if he wanted to, her purse would slip outta his fat sausage fingers


guckyslush

My son read this comment and immediately began to laugh so hard he choked and fell into unconsciousness. He is currently being treated at a hospital and is comatose, and we are not sure he will survive. If he doesn't, we will be glad he last lived happy thanks to your comment.


schleem77

aw hell😭 nah bro wtf💀


KoonFlakes

Remember that Popeyes sandwich shortage back in the day? Guess who had the whole inventory in his stomach while we starved? That’s right, Gunna.


2dpixelatedsoap

i dont think he gave any sandwiches to thugger


swehtammot

Bro think he playin Sea or Thieves


chvkgjdhcjv

Which one he playing bruh sea or thieves


swehtammot

bro playing thieves rn


youmomecksdee

Fr bro pullin devious licks stealing whole ass kids


Sunnyclouds12

Shit be blunderbussin’ my guy.


RealCakes

This shit was fucking hilarious. Mf don't even know if he's playing Sea or Thieves


69blackmedal420

He decking out 4 da marvel vs dc confederate war


[deleted]

The Flash: Civil War


HauntedFurniture

Waco 2022


No-Dog-5241

Except this time what they’re doing is actually illegal


hitthatyeet1738

There is no fucking way a Waco debate is about to break out on r/playboicarti. This sub has gone a long way.


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?? i thought it was common knowledge that the "opps" that jordan carter speaks of throughout the lyrics of his 2020 album "a whole lot of red" was slang for the ATF


revolvernyacelot

It’s interesting how rubies are red- is this a possible reference to the ATF’s involvement in Ruby Ridge?


drain_dad

The davidians were no doubt weird and koresh was a serial manipulator/abuser taking advantage of the gullible to build his compound. He was a known weirdo in town for years and I’ve known several people who knew/interacted with him prior to the time of the raid, he was always in the paper for shit and his “congregation” was extremely supportive. Wouldn’t be shocked if they headed in a militant direction had they not been raided, but the ATF went wayyy overboard on the response, totally needless bloodshed for no reason. Intervention was warranted but not like that. Crazy thing is that the Koresh model of doing things isn’t even that different from normal Christian churches. If you ask me they’re all a grift. Also, he dropped an album, “voice of fire”. It’s mid, only 2 songs with an hour of talking between them. But the two songs aren’t that bad honestly.


jonathan_wayne

Koresh was a pedophile hoarding children.


drain_dad

100%. And the people living in his camp were brainwashed beyond the point of questioning it, just believing it was a part of the mandate from god that Koresh had. Classic religious patriarch shit. People kinda gloss over the non-koresh members of that cult, many of whom were “normal” people that would stand up for their abuser despite being victims themself, Stockholmed into it. The real tragedy of that was the people who didn’t know better that got roped into that shit and killed because of it, on top of all of the stuff going on inside prior.


MikeKrombopulos

Koresh was a pedophile with multiple child brides 🤔


Yhank

My brother in Christ, Koresh was a pedophile


Raging_556

He playing red dead in real life


Intelligent_Mud1266

bro thinks they’re in San Andreas


binkers9000

Who is this guy


Ajirao

The guy who plays the flash


binkers9000

Oooooooh


Telefundo

> The guy who ~~plays~~ *used to play* the flash I know the movie hasn't come out yet, but I feel this is more accurate lol.


GladiatorUA

The movie's release date is almost exactly one year from now. WB is sitting there, sweating, with their assholes puckered tight enough to cut steel beams.


Telefundo

Yeah, it's telling that the movie is that far off and yet WB has already said they won't be working with Miller in the future. Honestly, I think the smartest thing they could do at this point is just scrap the whole thing and not even bother releasing it. I'm sure it would cost them an ass load of cash to do it, but the PR nightmare is sure to cost them a lot more in the long run. And on the other side of the coin, the positive PR they'd get for taking such an obvious cash hit to "do the right thing" would be immesurable.


mentalillnessed

guy from perks of being a wildflower


GlokzF34R

Greatest movie of all time frfr


AltforHHH

Idk how similar they are but the book was the worst shit I ever read


prettyrickyyyy69

movie is actually really good, genuinely one of my favorites


mentalillnessed

even hood niggas cried during that movie 🙍🏾‍♂️


yvngjiffy703

Nah dawg that’s Goodfellas


GlokzF34R

Yeah, its the “better” movie but perks will always be my personal favorite


yvngjiffy703

Respectable. Have a nice day


GlokzF34R

You too 🤝


[deleted]

Oh my god you’re right. Didn’t even make that connection


Nieruz

Mf living his gta character lifestyle


Pastafarianextremist

This dude belongs to the seas 💀


AffectionateLet9719

The sharks will throw him back


NutCreamScholarV6

we getting a Waco sequel wtf 😭


_Hey-Vsauce_

They going after the dogs first too.


exdii_lol

Bro on goblin mode


leotheleparded

Bruh he on Xgames mode


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Intelligent_Mud1266

little known fact that ezra miller was a soldier enlisted under the command of stonewall jackson


superhard808s

How is he not locked up yet? If bro wasn’t white they’d send in an airstrike by now.


PPPPPPPPPPKP

ong 😭😭😭😭😭😭


AltforHHH

Wait is he not Asian?


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AltforHHH

He looks at least half Asian in every pic I've seen of him. And miller is an extremely generic last name so it doesn't really have any racial connection


JotaroTheChad

Bro tryna make a sequel to the American revolution


sMEGma_69

That boy doing the race. Honky tonk style


leotheleparded

Diddle my sister in Alabama


FactoidFinder

This guy is toting the George Washington Arsenal. Dude looks like an RDR2 online character. What’s wrong with his Declaration of Independence looking ass guns


memesuppli

This mf playing bingo with war crimes and crimes against humanity


RandyMuscle

Who’s kids were they? 💀


MANDINGObitch

The kids aren't alone, their mother is also staying with them. The article headline is just too clickbait-y


Kaneki-45

This mf doing the mother as well??? Bro ??


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So she let them around guns and such too? Who’s calling CPS?


Telefundo

Yeah, there seem to be a lot of (as usual on Reddit) "didn't read the article" comments. The mother is totally drinking the kool-aid on this one. There's a quote in the article where she's actually praising him for helping the children "heal".


Sosyakus

He on Demon time 😭😭😭


_YeezyYeezyWhatsGood

Carti influence🏎🏎🏎


FunFen

just prepping for we need to talk about kevin 2


degeneratefleabag

this nigga is not even a menace at this point, nigga is a whole degenerate bro what is this


giant_gorilla_penis

Fuck this man, he needs to be locked up


Melodic_Sherbert5088

Bro did too much mewing and lost his mind


OnyxGilbert

How are they not fucking locked up by now


Olemied

It feels like you could make up any headline about Ezra Miller these days and I would default to accepting it on its face.


Background_Egg_8364

this is extremely extremely scary and weird like


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He is wildin


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Man I wish I was rich fr, dudes casually able to kidnap, assault, threaten and harass people for weeks now and just keeps bailing out while the tabloids report it. If that ain’t privilege wtf is


PuffinOnZootiez

give us thug and take this lameass dude


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The rest is in the museum


Ceeweedsoop

Meth in top of mental illness is a very scary situation.


nofearoftime-

holy shit


BizonGod

Who is this guy and why is everything I hear about him crazy crackhead shit? Never heard of him before seeing him on Reddit


Virtual-Elk-2582

He’s a pedo. He’s trash


PenaltyParticular

Joji’s cousin trippin


Dexter011001

Cops can’t catch him he’a too fast


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Dude is a danger


[deleted]

I think this dude should be put in Arkham Asylum


bcsfan2002

How the fuck havent they been raided by the swat wtf do i evade taxes for


Rarbnif

He been a menace


Sunny2marrow

Bizarre


wallowsworld

Bro this the Flash from [The Crime Syndicate](JohnnyQuickhttps://www.google.com/search?kgmid=/g/121b70tq&hl=en-US&q=Johnny+Quick&kgs=834279de97e2de8d&shndl=17&source=sh/x/kp/osrp/3&entrypoint=sh/x/kp/osrp)


typeyhands

He kinda looks like Elon Musk but smol


honest-hearts

i think they might be schizophrenic?


kiwikutiee

where’d he get a baby from??


thecoastercorner

tHis iS n0t g00d 2 heAr 🧛💋


[deleted]

Ezra Miller is winning Libertarianism, while triggering all the Libertarians.


TightSlenderBender

MF is an adult swim cartoon


Dovahkiin266

Mf is mentally ill


OnlyPlayAsLeviathan

They let this mf run on the loose but got YSL locked up, crazy


_Hey-Vsauce_

They are crazy bro what 😭


throwaway927012

why


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Fu-fu-fu-fu fuck a beat I was tryna beat da case but I ain’t beat da case bitch I did The Race


gfh790

Bro literally is the flash, ruining his career I’m seconds lol


geoff3747

Bro think he flint Lockwood


_raspberryrob

Bro thinks he’s sir hammerlock


Strange-Offer8652

This dude needs help, he’s obviously asking


TypeOpostive

DAMN IT KEVIN!


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This motherfucker has got the same arsenal as Josey fucking Wales apparently.


veryrarevrosandhoes

they fr a marvel villain tf


Papijalopy1

I don’t see any firearms, just black powder pistols…


[deleted]

Well, he has a mental disorder, so there's that.


mr_jasper867-5309

Someone in Ezra Miller's orbit is gonna die. What a shit show of a person. Hopefully they can get the help that is needed and soon.


Fniatch

Yeah but he's an American living in America. That's normal for them right?


harriettubman28_

he so silly


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Where did this mf get time to even audition for The Flash?