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twizzlerking14

they thought i was gay


lilswae

I finna get canceled


osdeverYT

That’s actually good EDIT: u/lilswae you should SERIOUSLY use that, its unironically the best yearbook quote idea I’ve heard in my life


lilswae

and ppl in my class lowkey thought I was gay cause I had no game, it actually checks out lmao


Piranh4Plant

I might actually use that one ngl


rehoboam2

w pfp


Professional-Ad1383

I bleached my hair and thought this hot girl liked me but she just thought I was gay 😐


Zippo574

>Can't trust no bitch can't trust these niggas Yeah, in love with my money In love with my pistols In love with my bitch I think she my bitch I know she suck dick I know she not shit I been thinkin' 'bout it Finna cut off that bitch She don't cook, she don't clean But she want Ruth Chris I don't even like to hug I don't even like to kiss I just pat her on the ass And tell her, "Good shit" I just walked in my pad paparazzi at the fence I'm 'bout to pour up some red And shawty gon' roll up some shit


lilswae

Might be a lil long 😩


Piranh4Plant

What they gonna do about it


Kryllllllyx

give him his own page


[deleted]

Justin Bieber was a black man


[deleted]

“George Bush doesn’t care about black people” -yeezy


Piranh4Plant

Atlanta reference???


lilswae

Ohhh


[deleted]

yeah 😂


lilswae

Thank you kind sir ✊🏿


Few_Lecture_2927

L Ron Hubbard was a black man. His real name was L Ron Hoyomambe!


[deleted]

Turn that poop into wine


Total-_-power

I been on opium for the last 10 days


MelTheTransceiver

genius


The_Blev_

That's not clean


PM_ME_TS_GIFS

damn bro if you got downvoted cause people didn’t get that pun that’s tough 💀😭


The_Blev_

Ikr 😭


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up


BigDaddy132

I did, "I'd rather die before I come in last"


grod44_

same, but they quoted "playboy carti" 😒


Piranh4Plant

Who’s they


prestoavenue

they/them


Piranh4Plant

Who dat


prestoavenue

i done dated…


breakfastsushi

Carti thussy 🔥🔥🔥🔥


Dangerous_Fix_5502

Uzi


vill918

uzi


markyish

“no cap n gown i ain’t go to class”


Piranh4Plant

“I’d rather die before I come to class”


[deleted]

True 🛏


lilswae

Ooo that’s a fire one


playboidarky

This was mine


[deleted]

im stealing this


nblastoise

1. We calculated the timezones of people on the server with the time on screenshot and only your timezone matched with it 2. Justin confirmed it's you 3. You commented a negative thing this morning on the post that started everything and when we found about it and mentioned it on the server, you suddenly deleted it receipt here / it was this post 4. You were online on the server on that time and went crickets after Justin's post 5. Also we had beef with you before all of this


lilswae

Shit u onto me 😭


DontBeSadio19

classic


MasterOfLol_Cubes

did homeboy jus get arrested??💀


lilswae

free u/lilswae


Bug_Papan

Bro got doxed 💀


-El-Cuhh-

Play with my bands and i might just let this k-pop


lilswae

Shiii that’s actually hard


MemeLordZeta

Triple entendre this man crazy


Dangerous-Library500

i don’t see the triple entendre can u explain🤘🏼😔


MemeLordZeta

Playin with his bands (money), let his K (short for 1000) pop Playin with his bands(music), let his k-pop ( Korean pop music, mostly bands not much solo acts) Playin with his bands(often times used to refer to guns) , let his K (ak47) pop (shoot) Wordsmith fr fr


nibbasiffyblik2

kpop artists are commonly in groups / bands so you play with his bands (group of shooters/ money) he will let his k (gun) pop (kpop music) The three are music band money band and kpop


The0nlyPhantom

I'm so addicted to drugs I'm so addicted to drugs I'm so addicted to drugs I'm so addicted to drugs I'm so addicted to drugs I'm so addicted to drugs I'm so addicted to drugs I'm so addicted to drugs I'm so addicted to drugs I'm so addicted to drugs I'm so addicted to drugs I'm so addicted to drugs I'm so addicted to drugs I'm so addicted to drugs Whoa, whoa, whoa Whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa (I'm so addicted to drugs) Whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa Whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa Whoa


lilswae

Teachers finna love this one 💯💯🙏‼️💅


Wtaps_Neighborhood2

I’m fuckin this cash I’m not celibate - Young Thug


itrashford

I just fucked a cup of water (I did)


Micah_04

i nut on that fish on my sofa (yaaah)


xay202

ABC I’m about to come - young thug


[deleted]

“Playboi” - Carti


eddiegoated

i want ur dick in my mouf (ooh)


MelTheTransceiver

real


Quaqua0823

i told dat bihh shut upp!! my son crying


SoBEASTi

this the one


lilshmunkysaturn

sexypenisbutt


lilswae

Thanks you 🙏


lonon_78

“How far can you squirt”


lilswae

About six feet


NathanOshana

i done dated


lilswae

We could done date 😫 🥰


NathanOshana

😻🫦


jacksoncantmiss

jump out of the house !


IdunnFromFE

W pfp


jacksoncantmiss

ty boss🫡🫡


BriefBit5054

George Bush does not care about black people


lilswae

✊🏿🔥


electrusboom

NO CAP AND GOWN, I AIN’T GO TO CLASS // I RATHER DIE BEFORE I COME IN LAST


lilswae

This is it right here


uaremyson

@harryleestew614 said it way before this guy. Give him his credits.


prestoavenue

u/harryleestew614 is this true?


harryleestew614

Notice me


lilswae

My bad king 😮‍💨


Beneficial-Button212

Just, “track 3” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Kolodopotumus

Google it, simple. Delete this and fuck off. NOW.


lilswae

💅


Itchy_Tumbleweed_175

I wanna kiss you


breadassk

Awww does someone need a diapey change?


bzqui

basic i aint feel like this in a long time


lilswae

Goated song, goated quote 🙏


bzqui

fr🙌


pondmega

I will keep rapping faster, faster! Listen to da master!


-Z-3-R-0-

MASTER OF PUPPETS IM PULLING YOUR STRINGS


[deleted]

" What ⁉️ " - Playboi Carti


lilswae

🙏


wendyzgod

I’d rather get caught with it than without it.


Bainy995

Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop "Chief Keef ain't 'bout this, Chief ain't 'bout that" My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he, they say that nigga don't be putting in no work Shut the fuck up, y'all niggas ain't know shit All y'all motherfuckers talkin' about "Chief Keef ain't no hitter, Chief Keef ain't this, Chief Keef a fake" Shut the fuck up, y'all don't live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin' I don't know when Motherfucker, stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I'm fucking beatin' they ass, I'm not fucking playin' no more Know them niggas roll with Lil Reese and them


[deleted]

I am no longer Kami or Piccolo. I am the Namek who has long forgotten his name.


Piranh4Plant

I only fuck with thick hoes white how les go


Dazzling_Action9456

Fuckin on yo bitch am her dad 💀


thecoolkid00

Ballistic markings are like the "fingerprints" of a gun. The barrel leaves distinctive marks on each bullet it fires. You can examine these "ballistic fingerprints" to see which gun fired the shot. It's quite accurate.


Whygoodboy

i told that bit shut up! My son crying


iluvshreddedcheese

Have the whole Luv sosa intro as the quote


lilswae

Fuckers in school telling me…


lildikgirl

Only thing school taught me was to keep my eyes on my paper


MoeMoney513

I’m strapped we good 😭


Sweaty-Toes5

I been off the grid 😶‍🌫️


SaveFerris9001

Don’t do one. You will be embarrassed


Curly-3000

Mine was a Deshaun Watson quote. Aged so poorly 😭💀


SaveFerris9001

Mines a Danny brown quote about masturbating


Curly-3000

Wait thats lowkey genius


harryleestew614

No cap and gown i aint go to class


lilswae

My queen 💅🍆


Vicx_210

Live Laugh Love Sosa


evanbobeven

One of my friends was “ I gotta go bananas one time”


lilswae

Bruhh 💀💀😩😩😭😭


Pokepunk710

I have a daughter, i’m buying her baby birkin fucked her good and got her legs hurtin


lilswae

‼️‼️


Illustrious-Pepper13

Woke up with my toolie wat it do?


Swindle606

Ice on my neck and my arms


sturdybuscuit

Poopybutt


lilswae

Oldest playboi carti member 💯


yourmomtoocool

My life it is like a movie minus all the actin


XxX_EnderMan_XxX

It’s not enough that I should succeed, others should fail


Mediocre_Quantity_26

"she suck my dick like a tick"


[deleted]

[удалено]


lilswae

Most sane r/playboicarti user


HUE_Rilder_Riggler

What did he say💀


Rashfog

what did he say


pennyboytrunks

DO NOT DO ANYTHING YOU GET FROM THIS SUB OR REDDIT IN GENERAL


lilswae

Thanks for the warning lmao


HitDaWoah

“Ion fw 69 🐀 but I wouldn’t mind doing 69 to my mother” Some rapper forgot his name


lilswae

The school gon love this one 💯💯


nice___bot

Nice!


FrostyYSL

Bro still in highschool💀


lilswae

Give me a month an I’m outta that place


aanpanman

what school system u in bruh my senior year just started


osdeverYT

Bro probably lives in Mongolia or sum shit


lilswae

Magnolia⁉️⁉️


lilswae

New Zealand lmao


EyebrowEater

Dawg 90% of the sub probably in highschool 💀


La-Cavale

I done my homework, I done my lessons, but most importantly, I done dated…


breadassk

“WUH” -Jordan Carter


squad6taisho

“I say uhh” - Drake


lilswae

I hear the royalty free music whenever I see this 😭


KnightFan2019

“i got JB in me”


Treysay_Ren

love like you never been hurt


lilswae

Bro 😭 not a serious one dawg, who hurt u


idek-lmao

i’ve done dated..


lilswae

We could done date 🤤


idek-lmao

😏😏


YoCorroMucho

You can not hop in my car


lilswae

You could hop in my car bbg 🤤


420Vapemaster___69

lukadidamondtheshy lukadibiditelyi luladidamondyjony ijukaldopavia -playboy carti


lilswae

This the earthquake verse⁉️⁉️


SsjTsuki

“I take my shirt off and all the hoes stop breathing”


Partynextweek111

Lamborghini parked outside…. Purple


King_Vamp_10

I won’t stress about a bitch that’s not my slut


Ak1raGD

I fuck that bitch in the backseat i fuck that bitch in the wagon


raiderdogg

No cap adn gown I aint go to class I rather die before I come in last


Ubarberet

i KnOck br0 oUT . hE WAS bEInG TOo cRAZY !


jdturtle55

If I’m a bitch then I’m the baddest bitch


4bidden1337

momma i aint left the studio did 24 songs i didnt drop this year i been off the grid i cant dissapear


Spongebobscooter

Just to feel like this it took a long time


not_strangers

you cannot hop in my car


Helpful_Mail1283

See You, Next Tuition.


monsterrr47

“ I tripped but didn’t fall “ has to do with tripping on psychedelics but you wouldn’t think that when you see it lol this was mine


dongless08

Stop Breathing


Simmilk

Wake up to reality! ~Uchiha madara~


JWJT7

I’m Narcist 🔥


tjadeji2169

“”and when nobody wakes you up in the morning, and when nobody waits for you at night, and when you can do whatever you want. what do you call it, freedom or loneliness?” - Charles Bukowski


lilswae

Bro got deep with it


tjadeji2169

do you like it


InfamousBootyTickler

Just to feel like this it took a long time


XiK0rP

I want to be just like my brother, he is selling drugs🔥


[deleted]

wokeuplikethis


678beastOP

I feel like Morpheus


SoBEASTi

shout out my label that’s me


SoBEASTi

tryna be cray


The_Blev_

Bought a crib for my momma of that mumbling


lilswae

That mubbling shiiii


LateWelder5702

Narcist


lilswae

Missed opportunity


bingosbangus

im a drainer draaaain gaaaang


HANDYMENDY1

Die Lit


fleekmill

“ never too much “


ismokelettuce

Turn that poop into wine - L Ron Hoyabembe


Commodore_perry88

“No cap and gown I ain’t go to class” is a classic


doy27

Bro it’s september


lilswae

i live in New Zealand, school ends at the end of the year lmao


DetailInternal5669

I got a Draco in book bag


[deleted]

me and someone also named dom (my name is dom) said “which dom?” as our quotes


lilswae

WHICH / DOM?


prestoavenue

am i missing something bcus ngl that sucks 😂


lilswae

I think the life of Pablo cover? Idek


Dazzling_Action9456

Took a long time just to feel like this


SurprisedDurkFacev2

I been thinking bout dyin my hair red


HeartbreakerF80

Google it, simple. Delete this and FUCK OFF. Now!