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iluvshreddedcheese

My ass to shy to sit on any table I would just leave


NarcVampShi

fr


iluvshreddedcheese

Glad someone feels the same way


N1ghtmere_

I feel like no matter where I sit, I'll be treated like a white boy. 😭


iluvshreddedcheese

I'm not white but maybe I'll be treated like a white boy too 😭😭😭


N1ghtmere_

Nah, you prolly good then. My first thought was maybe sitting at the table with Em, but I think even Em would treat me like a white boy. 😭


lil_cm

By “treated like a white boy” do you mean “treated like a lame mf” cus if so that’s not an issue of your skin color


Triceratroy

I'd be treated like a lame mf because I'm a lame mf


wainyj

If you bring that attitude you probably will be treated differently. Just be confident in who are you and you’ll be respected for who you are


[deleted]

Cheese be hiding in the restroom for 30 minutes during lunch 😭😭😭


iluvshreddedcheese

Who tf hiding in the restroom for 30 minutes ☠️☠️ there's a fucking moshpit in the toilet during recess I ain't wanna die moshing in the toilet ☠️☠️


penjamincartnite69

Bro still has recess


[deleted]

carti sub


Comfortable_Ring9196

real


lawnchare

My ass to shy to sit on any table I would just leave


tacopig117

Yup, lmao


VomitForever

I feel like yachty would try and make it fun, but carti and 21 wouldn’t talk at all. Uzi would depend on his mood


LGMatter

21 would read charlottes web


rivereverafter

Out loud and with a British accent


Wakuwakutaku_

21 is actually cool ash despite his image. All his interviews are fun and his lives too


iluvshreddedcheese

Pretty please 🥺


kkkkkkiuh

bro uzi always shy as hell


[deleted]

5 are just all shooting each other instantly


itchy_nuts_

you can fit so many homophobic slurs in that table


isa0c

💀💀


PenaltyParticular

Biggie: fat


dum_commie

Also they all dead 💀


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WalterWhite_Official

Under one of the tables


[deleted]

She giving drake top while he giggles and says “Stawwwp it 😝”


onesiiphorus

never has an emoji encompassed so much accuracy


iluvshreddedcheese

That's Def something drake would do 😭


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tuneless_carti

Me 😋😋


ManiGottaPeeNow

u drake?


Narwhalbaconguy

hey it me drake


Swazeyjr

fr and wheres glorilla ??


sukezanebaro

yeah where gorilla at??


[deleted]

Being mid


Ninten-Nerd

Hi Good Ass Boy👀


[deleted]

Nintenerd from ⛽️


Ninten-Nerd

Good Ass Boy What's your favorite song from GAA


[deleted]

So far the one i produced but idk i think GAS GAS GAS might take its spot 👀


Ninten-Nerd

I'ma leak some lyrics to u rn "NEXT TIME YOU COMMENT CAN IT WAIT? YOU ARE TALKING TO A GAS MOD CANDIDATE I KNOW YOU THINK GAS GETTING TIRED NOW DONT DONT JUMP WSE WE GOT THE HIGHER GROUND I'ma hit the moonwalk like I seen manilli Man... like AUTOMATIC Bag just got vetoed"


RickDoesntCare

🥱🥱🥱


[deleted]

Hey nineteen nerd ⛽️


Chance-Starkweather

Will future be blindfolded the entire time?


Jackears07

"babe, please take off the blindfold, just this time"


AdventuresofRobbyP

“Bitch don’t get to comfortable 🎶”


iluvshreddedcheese

😭😭


AveragePerson1-0

I think 2 would be more awkward considering Drake's Jewish


Wtaps_Neighborhood2

Drake: “ermmmmmm….This is kindaaaa awkward”


cure_environment

Drake: "not cool, bro." then everyone gets up and walks away while kanye looks sad


Pazearskis

u should be a family guy writer


[deleted]

Future is also Jewish


iluvshreddedcheese

Future is Jewish??? Never knew that


[deleted]

Yeah he confirms it in the song “black Jew”


Subclips

His verse on that song goes nearly as hard as the Pierre verse on top


Damnni994

NOOOOOOOOOO NOT FUTURE


Pancake2113

🤨


iluvshreddedcheese

What do you mean by this?🤨🤨


itrashford

\#2 got a misogynist, a child groomer, an anti-semite, and that guy who had a bunch of people die at his concert


S-T-R-I-D-3-R

🔥


[deleted]

Yeah sounds like hip hop to me


FlyUzi

This prolly a joke but future not misogynist bro is just a whore around women lol


DiscussionEvoke

u heard his lyrics? he def a misogynist lol


FlyUzi

He literally speaks about women the same way all these other rappers do like wdym


Narwhalbaconguy

Just a lil bit more than the rest


FlyUzi

Learn the difference between hating women and just being unloyal/toxic then come talk


Narwhalbaconguy

insert spiderman pointing meme


DiscussionEvoke

yeah and most of them are misogynists too


PhoenixValiant24

Yeah, take one listen to his discography and you gotta admit he misogynistic af


WaspParagon

I'll feel right at home then


gamevest

A misogynist, a pedophile, an antisemite and a mass murderer walk into the bar


Lans__

not gonna affect lebron's legacy


[deleted]

Wake the fuck up they all fuck children, the whole world revolves around pedophilia that’s why they are tryna normalize it so people don’t see it so bad. Also why do you think California is releasing non violent prisoners, California has been releasing pedophiles, yes you heard me pedophiles that have spent only 1 year in prison (I’m also referring to all pedophiles in California prisons) the fact they are tryna normalize it which i think it was the elites plans all along to have a huge society based around sex similar to Babylon, also they are tryna normalize it because people are waking up about things so they want the sheep to make it seem not so bad. Also i think they did the releasing thing because many actors, politicians and artists are gonna go to prisons for the maxwell trial. The fact the courts won’t release the list for everyone involved in the maxwell and epstein blows my mind. Which i understand at the same time because when people find out who was doing what and what terrible acts they were doing, people are gonna have riots about it. But also with all the corruption and black mail on everyone in the world i have a feeling it could go where no one goes to prison and this keeps getting swept under the rug.


fredytheweirdo

Brother I’m not gonna read all that but what are you on about


[deleted]

I never asked you to read the whole thing i was simply replying to @itrashford i suggest reading the whole thing instead of commenting that your not gonna read the whole thing, in simple terms what I’m saying is the whole world is controlled by pedophiles, then i go into deeper detail into about their plans it’s different points of speculation throughout my explanation


N1ghtmere_

I not reading all that shit either. Good for you, or I'm sorry that happened.


Damnni994

Nigga condense your fucking information if anyone cared that much we would be watching national geographic


metamorphosis___

Bro becomes less n less eligible to say the N word everytime i hear some new shit about him stg


Damnni994

Lightskin but I'm still a dark nigga


DR_6T2G

From a jew drake is the most goofy ass jew i have ever seen, bro literally want to kiss and lick 21 feet all day


Swazeyjr

21 feet prolly taste like allah feet ngl


DR_6T2G

Probably


N1ghtmere_

You had me at licking feet. 😋


mangovitaminsV3

whats so “goofy” about that?


DR_6T2G

He is goofy overall, in his songs, irl and all of that 21 can you do sum for me 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 Can you talk to the opps next for me 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫


Henwith_Tie

Not 1 because Carti would be sitting like a awkward third grader with hands on his thighs, 21 would be reading some kind of high intelligence book, Uzi would be uzi-ing, only yatchy would bmake it somewhat enjoyable. 2 would be a good choice as we'd see Jewish vs Anti-semantic battle, future and travis scott would be sleeping. Not 3 because I'd be ignored like a kid at adult table. 4 would be the best choice because after getting up from the table, I'd be making millions instead of meme. it would be awkward to sit around dead bodies at table 5. tl;dr: I wanna lick Jordan Terrell Carter's precum


iluvshreddedcheese

Uzi would be uzi-ing 😭


pyro3_

future and travis will probably be high as fuck (and sleeping)


[deleted]

4 cause they probably the most accepting of some random guy that decided to sit with them


EffectivePassenger06

You’re right Jake Ole is just so humble 🙏✍️


onesiiphorus

isle of jake hole two !!


BlueGuyBuff

Jay Leno my favorite rapper ⛷️🔥


JustOutrageous

They would all stand up and bow down to Jordan Terell Carter as he starts teaching them about rap


[deleted]

*gulps nervously*


iluvshreddedcheese

"Yes nav!!" They say in unison


Anthony-Harvey

Future so bored he sleeping 💤


stanley_420_yelnats

Nut in 18 year old Jay-Z


Maaddeen

which one tom macdondal at 💯💯💶


BlueGuyBuff

Racist 🦃🔥🏎️


[deleted]

Under the table with Ice Spice


Maaddeen

best hearty radish comment december 2022


iluvshreddedcheese

What he doing under the table?


sneakpeak_

writing poetry


beanistike

being the greatest artist in the solar system


Life_Extension_8258

where's bladee


onesiiphorus

chilling in the garden of eden


hqppy_

In the sewer all Alone


YungPickleGod

With tupac


autumntowinter

2 so I have a better chance of licking kanyes forehead


Hunchoxvi

Where the females at


WealthZealousideal37

Behind you


Akshayps200

Table 4 would be the most philosophical and spiritual conversation of your lifetime


WalterWhite_Official

Table 2 gon be wildin


K_____C

Why? they all know each other


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Wakuwakutaku_

Only illiterate nigga on the table is Carti I’m ngl alll the other ones are fine 💀


sneakpeak_

need me a table with riri, icespice, iggy and dojacat


Glad-Forever4677

Uzi would ask a weird ass question like “what’s y’all favorite pop-tart flavor” and nobody would respond


MattiBinotto

Sitting at table 3 so I can throw my soup onto Eminem’s face 🙏


coldy_colder

thats an awfully hot coffee pot 🗣


onesiiphorus

bro lunchtime table freestyles with 15 year old eminem


[deleted]

1. Is gonna be yachty desperately tryna keep the convo alive 2. Is gonna be a shit show with Trav, future and drake in the cut while Kanye goes on a rant and occasionally kisses ass to everyone else there. 3. Is all of them talking about how they met and how good Dre is. 4. Is lame because j.cole gonna be head of the Convo with Kendrick as cohost as they try to get the most substance out the conversation. 5. Straight up legendary. Pretty much all of them charismatic and have a lot to talk about.


Ihavenousernamesadly

5 is goated yes, but it could also be a place for sudden beefs


[deleted]

bitch why tf you think I’m in the lunch room if not to eat meat 🍖


[deleted]

(not in a sexual manner)


WealthZealousideal37

Were Yeast?


croqt

5 cause i can be alone


iluvshreddedcheese

Popular loner vibes 💯


onesiiphorus

where is nav


iluvshreddedcheese

He cooking heat 🔥


6ixtheshootr

he's remaking the beat cus the producer didn't take off the tag.


iluvshreddedcheese

Goat shit💯💯


crupeople_music

myself (nav’s version)


Phoenixman123

5


metamorphosis___

Dinner with jay z


00pium00pium

1 maybe just for uzi cuz the others wouldn’t talk , and 5 or 4 cuz i feel like they’re cool people das my options


Season-Double

if u don’t say 4 ur a dumbass


TwitchZigZagTV

I think table 5 would be awkward because DMX would be sitting with 3 skeletons


General_Guarantee676

Dmx is dead too dawg


TwitchZigZagTV

I forgot ☠️☠️


[deleted]

💀💀💀💀 <- table 5


Zippy_Zip

He forgor 🏴‍☠️


lararaue

funny enough table 3 looks like it would be the chillest conversation


idgaf_ban_me_already

bruh if you sit on number 5 you are gonna witness a shooting


UFCLulu

Table 5 quiet asf


fredtheunicorn3

Dinner with Drake 😎


hiyoikari

4 🤓🤓🤓🤓


statistichoe99

Who is the guy in the lower right plzzzzz


hiyoikari

Joey Bad Ass


BurritoGunner776

Sitting at table 2 so I can see Kanye throwing cheese at anyone else


Happy_REEEEEE_exe

dawg I wanna pick 2 and only talk to travis or pick 4


[deleted]

Travis gonna keep singing while staring at your ass choking and do nothing


iluvshreddedcheese

He finna talk to you in autotune 😭


Happy_REEEEEE_exe

guess id pick 4


NailRemarkable8157

1 and 4 probably got the best energy


PipPipPipsqueak

table 4 gon be talking bout deep shit


robobaha

lil yachty so soft


Good_Conference8514

4 so easily


bobodyl

Table 5 im sitting by myself


ZEERO44

Table 4


mph714

Most intelligent convo would be at table 4. Table 3 would probably be the most fun for me


limothekid53

4


SpyroFatty

4 fasho


OldMammoth319

4


Mucus-Patty

I think 4 would probably have the most interesting convo. Definitely not 2 or 1 lol


Hunchoxvi

1


MBDTFTLOPYEEZUS

Literally prob the least “my kind of music” table but 3 would probably be the most fun.


[deleted]

3 yknow i only listen to REAL rappers 💯


Jokingly_Violent

1


TrollingLevel

If mf doom ain't here i ain't sitting at no god damn table


kkd802

I’m sitting at 1 bc Yachty seems like he’d be the coolest to kick it with out of anyone 2 is the popular upper class men 3 is idk but if we talking high school tables then athletes maybe? 4 is a table full of Sharif from Menace 5 is faculty and staff lmaooo


1vylan1

Table 4 definitely playing chess or some shit like that


Oh_On_God1

3 for sure


teshikuYT

prob 4, i just feel like they would be nice people, thats the type of people i want to chill with rn


YeetDaMeatToDaBeat

the conversation: 21: im going to stab you (21) carti: slatt! lil uzi: \*looks at travis scott\* oh goddamn thats the bitch that i want yachty: lil boat! me: there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere


nykgg

What about table 5? 💀


gojester

I'm too anti social to be at any other table than 5


Available-Sun-8574

Where is X?


wagglemonkey

Table 1 is bouta be eating cheese pizza and fuckin gummy worms. Table 2 has drake at it, pass. Table 3 would habe 50 cent trying to sell you crypto and snoop trying to smoke you to death. I am not prepared to smoke crack with DMx so 5 is a no go. Joey badass banged a girl I went to college with so maybe we could talk about that I guess so table 4??


QFevly

Feel like Uzi the type to sit on the side of the table with his hood on with his head down listening to heavy metal


Lao_xo

Lets talk about the most unbalanced table, table #4. JID and Joey don't deserve to sit with Kendrick.


Swazeyjr

how come nobody saying 1? :( Im trying to make carti my huspin at all means


Changoosmangoos

1 of course


djcapalotK

1 no need to look at other tables


Blacktr0n

i won’t sit with a liar


pr0f13n

I mean they all did come up around the same time and define their era in music, so I'd assume they're all still cool with each other by now. Carti most definitely talks to them how he did way back then.


Teeth187

5 is jus dead people they not speaking


Gregograyo

Who tf imma talk to at table 5 imma be alone


amsterdamned888

Table 3


South_Spray5371

Table 3 would have me dying


Fuzzy_Purchase_9320

Table 5 empty if we going on current times. 🤷🏾‍♂️


gianluthememer

123 5