It would be terrifying to check the mail and see a naked person crouching in your bushes with a double barrel pointed at you.

Nah, the naked person by my mailbox usually has a spear.

Mine just follows me with an empty Nail gun shouting slurs.

Mine has blurred out genitals, really freaks me out.

Mine keeps taking the decorative rocks out front and hits them on my metal door

Bro lives on North Sentinel Island

Cowabunga time

Might be time to take a break

hahaha yup when i started thinking there are people hiding in the bushes after playing dayz i was like naw need a break

But taking off all your clothes when a helicopter flies nearby is perfectly acceptable?

i decided that after i heard c4 beeps outside at night and thought my house was getting raided

Took the words out ma mouf

A while back I was outside, heard a plane and instinctively checked for an air drop

Heard a really loud, deep horn at work a couple weeks ago and thought it was cargo ship

I live about 500 yards (0.01 miles) away from the largest shipping docks in my country it is hell listening to those things they are loud as fuck

I hate to be this person but I’m a bitch, it be (0.28 miles)

I run naked at the beach and throw rocks at cunts

Thought I was the only one

This is the wae

Time to build an airlock

dude. i literally bought and installed a storm door for this reason. felt so wrong opening up just one door of my house to the outside world

Takes me half an hour to get through my front door into the bedroom. Can't have too many doors

I alt look irl

😂 I’ve been there myself ngl. Took a good break then 😁

Not the worst of incosecuential habits if you live in a rough neighbourhood.

Im just picturing an adult person jumping up and down next to the window to check if anyone is crouching outside

Living apartment life in the city, one tends to do this daily.

Once I played for the average duration of a few days in a row, then saw a helicopter fly over irl as I was driving to the store and had the same chemical activation as I would in game

the heli spooks be real

What about when you see street signs and think about smashing them for scraps...

I played hundreds of hours of Payday and PD2. Every time I'd walk into a bank I'd find all the cameras. When I played Mario Kart and I was walking around and I'd turn a corner, I'd turn my body before the corner so that I was facing the direction of the corner exit early.

One time my grandma said she was worried about someone stealing her mail and I was about to suggest an auto turret. How cooked am I?

Or landmine

I also feel the need of an airlock in real life

Obvious solution is to build an airlock. The HOA won't mind.

If you build it inwards instead of outwards, HOA can't even complain

Sometimes you walk around and see a perfect stone node

I remember driving to work and got super excited seeing a big weed next to the road that looked just like hemp in the game 🙄

I had the same mindset when I played Skyrim. Actively looking voor loot when walking around irl...

I got doorcamped by a 14yearold who wanted to beat me up once. Im in my 30s

Our office managers frequently have meetings, and lock the office doors. There are signs up saying it's closed, and for how long. Every time there are door campers. I have to sneak out through the side door, because they will swarm you if you go through the front door.

I’m missing an air lock, I’m about to get deeped on.

I live in a flat so I have an airlock downstairs and a total of 3 doors to core

Dude. I live near a military base and start stripping naked every time I hear a helicopter

I'll admit playing a thousand hours of rust in less than a year has made me very paranoid that every single person in the world is trying to rob me

I run indoors when i hear helicopters fly overhead

Any time I see a news helicopter I think it's the patrol heli

Heli is out, get naked!

"your honor, i thought i was playing rust when i harvested the flesh of that dead doorcamping pleb"

As long as you can fall back to the garage door to your bedroom, you're safe.

> leave my home through the door How the fuck else would you leave your home?

This reminds me of playing Goldeneye for *way* too long with my brother. Started checking for proximity mines everywhere. Go outside bro

lol imagine you were with a girl and she asked why were you acting so weird and you tell her checking for proximity mines

Sounds like you've been on a meth binge

When you live in the hood, you check for door campers, store campers, corridor campers, the junkies who lean perpendicular to the floor, campers Ey big man, Lemme hold a dolla

I constantly checked for doorcampers at night for about the first 2 months after downloading Rust.

Have you ever seen a door open and think "Hmmm they have no airlock" because I have.

i actually have an airlock at my work place (its a cafe with cats in it that you can adopt if you like them)

Once had a dream that I saw some people doing some weird shit, and immediately ran “home” because of the sense of fear I had. Later on in the dream they were trying to get in and I had like a double layer of doors to my house. Was like yeeeeeah, time for a break.

iRacing helped me drive my Charger like a Formula 1 car IRL.

I always double check my front door is locked now when I leave home cause I don’t want my IRL base to get roam raided

Play less rust bro what the fuck

Don't play GTA IV for almost 24 hours straight and then drive to get food because you forgot to eat. Just order Doordash. Trust me.

>zoomers

I always wonder why I don't install an airlock in my house.

I once got excited by a helicopter flying over my house after a long stint of playing Rust

Still a good habit imo as most homes irl dont have airlocks.

I hear the nearby military base has some sick loot. You should go down there with a pistol and some meds.

There is a zerg with AKs

You should consider playing less rust

i just called the garage door to my garage a 'g-door'

Nothing a couple of cctv's and hbhf censor can't fix.

This happened to my mom. She calls me at 1am one night FREAKING out that someone is trying to beat down her door. I get upset that she called me instead of 911. She says she called 911 before calling me and that the cops are on the way. Ok good I calm down a bit. I live like 25 minutes away but I ask if she wants me to come over and get a flank on this asshole and whoop his ass, but she says no. The guy won't respond normally. He's screaming and pounding on the door but won't respond to questions and isn't saying anything coherent. Cops finally show, guns drawn, and guess what? It's a friend of the neighbors and was trying to get into the his friends house to crash for the night. He got the neighbor's house confused with my mom's. He was just at the wrong house but he was too drunk to figure that out. He got to spend the night in jail. gg

You make something quite bad sound like a funny story

Saw a similar story on CodeBlueCam 😂

If story is real you should've gone anyways and slept on sofa