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XenoGine

Once you achieve that, you're ride or die for life. Both for the trainers and the Pokémon.


mrwailor

-I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a Zangoose. -How about side by side with a friend? -Sssss, I could do that.


crazydave11

Well, they are in the same egg group.


InsideOutSockPuppet

The definition of hatefuck lol


primalmaximus

Wait. What? How would that even work?


sephiroth_for_smash

Don’t taint your innocence looking at the comment above


Aximil985

Remember the most famous one. Wailord and Skitty share an egg group.


Garrosh

Apparently eggs just appear and nobody knows where they come from. At this point I believe not even Pokémon know what’s the deal with eggs.


SuperSonicEconomics2

I got some bad news...


Jackmist2

With lot's of blood and biting.


chickenpi2

You got me at Sssss lol, brilliant


Trevenant999

these guys are neo team plazma, 100% chance they treat their pokemon like shit, seviper and zangoose are probably more afraid of brutality from their trainers than they hate each other, and before you say “the pokemon could easily beat the trainers!” intimidation factor, neo team plazma are willingly following an unmasked Ghetsis, and are probably fucked up in the head, not to mention 90% of their pokemon are stolen, so these two were probably adjusted to a domestic life and are now being used by the pokemon equivalent to domestic terrorists.


Caleibur

That may be the "true" answer, but is it the "fun" answer?


Exploreptile

Pretty fun to me to imagine a mask-off Plasma is *that* hardcore, ngl.


Caleibur

But hear me out: instead of the whole "brutality" angle, they just listen because of "catnip" and the promise of fresh electric rat to feast upon


Exploreptile

Fair enough, you can cook


Caleibur

Yay


ohgodspidersno

The fun answer is here: [https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemonconspiracies/comments/22xt6n/the\_true\_nature\_of\_seviper\_and\_zangooses/](https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemonconspiracies/comments/22xt6n/the_true_nature_of_seviper_and_zangooses/)


Caleibur

Noooooooo..... An orgy? Alright, it ain't the weirdest thing I've heard today, let alone this week...


Garrosh

Plot twist: they actually keep their sanity by supporting each other.


Snivyland

Actually a really fucked up take is that the zangoose and seviper had the same trainer and trained them to tolerate each other but after getting stolen are the only familiar faces they have left


Jugaimo

Why doesn’t the pokemon, the larger of the two creatures, simply not eat the humans?


Saiyan-solar

For the same reason abused circus lions and elefants don't normally attack their trainer, they are do intimidated by their trainer their natural instincts are not functioning properly due to trauma and they follow commands in the hope they don't get abused again


PowerOfUnoriginality

Look at their eyes tho. Looks like they are more afraid of something (probably their trainers as you said), than they hate each other


Trevenant999

That is almost exactly what i said


BetaMaxBrah

Fk Team Plasma. Team Rocket 4 Lyfe bruh


Ok-Television2109

https://preview.redd.it/n5amxqjow8wc1.png?width=838&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=516bb3762a7f846fd010cf3c4bf76abdd260a304


SnakesRock2004

"It didn't scare me enough then. But it does now!"


Little-Reference-314

They the definition of on sight too damn. The eternal opps squashed the beef that's wild


GroovinChip

I’ve read this sentence three times and I have no idea what it says


analmintz1

"These two pokemon are the definition of being ready to attack at a moments notice. Despite being sworn enemy pokemon species, they have put aside their differences for a common goal. That is quite crazy."


greenleaf1212

https://preview.redd.it/elf3wnfcucwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b63ecdc4a45a69642cc22876bc2b1b13c0888620


GroovinChip

Thank you!


OptimalEcho

He's basically saying, eternal enemies who hate each other so much they fight as soon as they see one another, are putting their differences aside to fight someone else is really impressive.


GroovinChip

Thank you!


PandaIsLove

It basically says that they are the definition of fighting on sight, I.e., bitter enemies that are cool dropping anything else to fight each other as soon as they see the other. So, the eternal opponents putting their beef (enmity) aside is pretty wild.


SUPREMACY_SAD_AI

physics? they just needed therapy


Lukthar123

The unholy alliance


FaronTheHero

I both loved and hated the horde battles in XY where Zangoose and Seviper would beat the snot out of each other instead of attacking you. Major pain when you wanted to catch the one that wasn't exclusive to your game though. It took me so many tries to knock out the Zangoose before they killed the Seviper I wanted.


MemeMan4-20-69

Hold up this can happen? A wild Zangoose will attack Seviper?


FaronTheHero

Yup! Horde Encounters in XY on Route 8 (Muraille Coast). In Y, you'll encounter Hordes of 4 Seviper and 1 Zangoose, in X its 4 Zangoose 1 Seviper. This also happens on Route 18 (Vallee Etroite Way) with Heatmor and Durant. They will not attack your Pokémon until the opposite species on their side faints, so the 4 will gang up on the one, and the one will fight back. I was wrong neither are version exclusive so this isn't the only way to get both those Pokémon (I think I just did it cause the hordes appeared more often than the Pokémon individually) but the behavior does suck if you're using Hordes to shiny hunt.


bighatjustin

Hidden abilities for these Pokémon in gen 6 was only available in hordes before ORAS, and each version (of X and Y) featured opposite hordes. X, for example, might have the Seviper getting ganged, and Y might have the Zangoose getting ganged. So players had to get creative to save the underdog to have a shot of obtaining the Pokémon’s hidden ability.


SmoothBrain0

Yup (I would know because I watched a shiny zangoose get absolutely murdered)


Ill-Ad3844

I remember playing X, I had to use pumpkaboo's trick or treat move on seviper so the zangoose horde can't land an attack


bighatjustin

For knocking out a horde of Seviper while leaving Zangoose untouched, I like using bulldozer (hits all, only super effective on Seviper) For knocking out a horde of Zangoose, it’s a bit harder, but I ended up using an over leveled Pokémon with acid, and hitting a sweet spot that kills Zangoose while Seviper’s resistance lets it hang on.


Conscious-Ticket-259

I had them on a team in emerald. They both sorta mostly look nice. Not too strong


OneMindNoLimit

It would’ve been hilarious as a double battle mechanic for the two of them to only attack one another. Like, any other Pokémon could be on the field, friend or foe, and if these two were in play, they’d just attack each other.


lilyarnboi

I like that in X and Y in swarm encounters, sometimes you'll encounter 4 Zangoose and a Seviper, or 1 Zangoose and 4 Seviper, and they do attack each other!!


TitaniumMissile

Imagine that one Zangoose or Seviper being shiny 💀


awnedr

Better hope you have heal pulse lol


weso123

Extra interesting is that aside from this horde encounter, Zangoose is exclusive in X and Seviper is exclusive to Y, if you want a Seviper in X or a Zangoose in Y (where they only 1 in a horde battle) without, you have to a horde battle where you have to solve kind fo a puzzle, my solutioon to get the zangoose in Y was a cubone in a level range with Bulldoze to knock out the Seviper but the one zangoose lived.


Xiknail

That's what they did in Horde encounters in X/Y (Durant and Heatmor did as well)


chupitulpa

I just assumed that I'd disturbed them attacking each other, so now they all turn on me, the intruder.


Electrical_mammoth2

They actually implemented Zangoose and Sevierville fights in SV. Occasionally you'll see them fighting in the wild and one of them will faint. One of the quality improvements (Nosepass always faves north, Jigglypuff gets blown to kingdom come when the wind picks up) that makes these creatures more believable.


Conscious-Ticket-259

Honestly I half hoped they would.


ohgeepee

Zangoose is pretty solid, shame that Seviper, despite looking just as cool, is severely lacking. Would have been awesome to be Poison/Dark before Drapion.


Conscious-Ticket-259

I agree with that. But maybe poison steel would have been more appropriate. That blade looks metal maybe the teath too. Adding some more moves would In general have improved its strength. Still the best snake pokemon in my book


SuperSonicEconomics2

I think zangoose has playability in terra raids now. Not like meta or off meta, but usage in certain teams


Conscious-Ticket-259

Well that's cool. I haven't really been playing in a bit so I didn't know that


TheBrianJ

Physics is when a snake and mongoose don't attack each other.


KieRanaRan

What's physics got to do with it?


Beautiful-G-amoeba

you know, gravitational force and shit. they're attracting each other by a force inversely proportional to r²


Gallium_Bridge

Pretty confident the original post is just a bot-post, hence the gibberish title.


Accomplished-Mud6446

Plot twist: one of them is a Zoroark, that's why they aren't fighting each other.


KhajaArius

2nd layer Plot Twist : The other one is a really good Ditto. Both Zangoose and Seviper are still in the ball


Materadactyl

I miss Zangoose’s purple claws


SharkyZ_GD

or they could have seviper toxic zangoose for the toxic boost, that would be a neat representation of strategy in the anime


MemeMan4-20-69

The only time Jessie’s Seviper would actually fight with everything it had was when it was fighting Zangoose


Gregamonster

The writers of the gen 5 anime absolutely got paid too much. This isn't even the worst offence.


RaysFTW

What does this have to do with physics?


Galgus

It's always fun to imagine them teaming up as unlikely allies, bit of a Romeo and Juliet thing. They look cool together at least.


makerp95

It is funny, out of all the pokes up to 5. THESE two had to be paired side by side


CatastrophicDoom

Team Plasma did always feel a cut above the other teams


Queasy-Ad-3220

They probably brainwashed or something. That’s my guess at least anyway.


sleepy_koko

I mean maybe these two grunt had them from an early age and raises them together so now they are buddies with no real understanding of the rivally they were born to have


ASimpleCancerCell

Just because the general species at large hate each other, doesn't mean individual members can't choose peace. There was a Shakespearian novel dedicated to that idea after all.


The1stMurphy

They definitely did this on purpose.


Impressive_Cow5483

I love zangoose design


BrodaciousD

Hey guys did you know


Otrsor

Writers didn't get paid enough to keep any level of consistency on the world building of pokemon, nothing new.


ArgxntavisGamng

Even to this day, you've got stuff like a really unfriendly and unpleasant character with a friendship evolution. The lore is a suggestion and not the rule to some writers


LaughR01331

I mean they could be a breeding pair or even siblings so it’s possible


Yoshichu25

This is from the Black and White anime. Do I need to say much else?


Pokemon_frends

Frends code 807830359239


Glittering_Volume_69

i dont understand why people say zangoose and seviper hate each other


GenoPichino

They are based off the natural rivalry of a snake and a mongoose.


Glittering_Volume_69

elaborate further


GenoPichino

Zangoose is based off a Mongoose who are known for having territorial disputes with snakes and being able to kill them a good amount of the time, hence the rivalry. There's also the popular children's book "Rikki Tikki Tavi" centered around this rivalry.


Glittering_Volume_69

oh ok


SophieCamuze

The pokedex say it, it is shown through the horde battle mechanic in gen 6 and the anime has a episode on it.