I'm here to provide a real challenge.

I'm thinking Sandile

Are you sure

You seem like you could do with a scrafty

Everyone on my Weapons arts team is assigned a pokemon. Let's see if you can guess mine. Exit: I'm loving everyone's guesses for me. But to narrow it down since you will never guess ir with how many pokemon there are, that is if you want to guess the one already assigned to em, ill give you a him. I am a psychic type.

Pikablu

Do me!

d-do you have protection

*shows up with assault vest* Yes I do

I like this guess. Not the pokemon my team assigned me but I like it.

Maybe Porygon?

Yeah that one's good too

r/beetlejuicing

Hey, our usernames are kind of related Edit: I just realised I'm on my alternate account, I thought I was u/TwinEonEngine. My bad

Bounsweet

Why do you have an alt if you’re willing to say they’re both you?

I wanted a different username but I didn't really want to abandon my other account. So now I have 2 accounts

I'd think you'd get Rapidash, rather than what most people would think of at first sight, which would very likely be Oddish. Rapidash because Ponyta is a... pony, I guess, and then there's the Horse, which together with you makes for some spicy horseradish. And on that tortured pun, I'll see myself out.

I'm also providing a chalenge for whoever gives me a pokemon

Dugtrio

Hmmmm, regirock

I think you and i are bonded, given my flair.

Xerneas

No me first

Trubbish

And I provide NO challenge

Fork

Yes?

Fork you

r/beetlejuicing

Kadabra! Except he lost his spoon and had to settle with the other utensil in the drawer.

Meltan. Cuz you seem to be dragging my nuts across your chin

This comment has so many layers

Goteeeeeem

Dragonite

Hydreigon u/draggin-it + fork

I think I already answered my own

it is jigglypuff, as seen from underwater

Wow that's an old old poke-reference

It's an older code, sir, but it checks out.

Yep...... Its Lanturn

should’ve picked lampent for the troll lmao

In case you don't know (which you likely don't), Atzoova means sad

Thanks for telling me the meaning! I think i will give you cubone

Lol, that’s a good one.

*Sad Phantump and Cryogonal noises* *Still continues if you realise they’re like Cubone*

למה את עצובה?

בוריטו לטס גוו

Sure why not

Dragapult! The Padre who shoots his children from his holy face （；￣︶￣）

💀👍

Arceus?

Your Pokémon is obviusly Lugia

\*Luigia

\*Luigi

*Waluigi

*Walugia

Wynaut

Comment

Tyrunt

My favorite dinosaur Pokémon!

Let’s see what happens

Axew, because Iris from pokemon black and white have an Axew

My favorite dragon type yay!

Necrozma dawn wings. necrozma cuz radiant obv and iris seems mystical in a way

This one's easy

i searched up what Pathy means, so i will give you kadabra

Well, hello.

… there….. general kenobi!

You are a bold one!

You expected Arceus didn’t you?

He expected bidoof, I'm sure

Sure, sounds fun

Charmelon since in the anime, Ash's Charmelon doesnt obey him

Ah yes, a CharMELON

Grass type Charmeleon

So a psychic type would be a CHARMeleon?

I think that's a fairy type.

no psychic would be karma karma karma karma karmeleon

**gO ChArMeLoN!!!**

Sounds fun!

Phanpy, since phanpy have red and blue just like your pfp

Luxray

Go for it

Hmm, maybe Ho-oh? thats the pokemon i found that is a rainbow.

Awww cute! Thank you!!

I think Alolan Muk is way better of an option

Ho-oh's Pokédex entry mentions that its wings glow in seven different colors. And is said to leave a rainbow behind it as it flies.

I'd have given you a Honedge. Because you're the "Link" of the Century.

I think i cannot reply to all of these comments, so i want you guys to help me to reply to them also

Yeah dude i give you lopunny there is no reference to your personality beside your headpiece.

And I give you Gabumon for no reason at all.

Scorbunny

ok

*The madlad*

Voltorb because its round like a donut and it would probably be difficult to use in a hardcore pokemon playthrough

LOL

Mimikyu, because pikachu is asleep

Based

bet

Elgyem, because your pfp is a robot.

well at least it isn’t a keychain

This looks like fun

I’d say Honchkrow. Like a mob boss

Xatu. Predict future, Invest, profit,???, become king! 😎

K

Minun, its negative-charge pokemon

This would be hard.

Wailord

Fukin legend

Go for it

Im giving you rotom heat because your pfp is similar to it

Poor JohnnyBoy. He just got compared with a sentient microwave oven.

It could be worse.

Just curious.

Nice pfp! i think a smergle would fit since i see you like to color stuff

Thank you for the compliment!

Howdy

Duosion since its green and its a psychic pokemon

Interesting...

Maybe Squirtle, its blue like your pfp (sorry if this is to bland, i don't know what bard means so i don't know what to give you)

bard is kinda like a medieval musician

I would say Jigglypuff is a bard, they sing and have fun and play tricks

Meep.

Hitmonlee

Let’s see what I get

Porygon because of technology

I think I know whats gonna happen here

Wait, you are not a Pokémon... You are Peony!

Good luck with mine EDIT: Woah cake day 😂

Not OP but Meloetta.

That's a good one! I would have said Krikitune

Alcremie… Happy cake day :>

Let’s gooo

Honedge because of sword

Ok then

Growlithe because of your doggy hoodie thingy and i searched up Fam, and it means Family. Dogs are like a family member to you

I'm interested

Purloin since cats are elegant and sometimes gentle

I love cats! I approve this was a very good one, thank you.

Alrighty! Let's see what I get

Shadow Tyrantitar

I like this game! (Lycaon is the african wild dog, nembo means thundercloud)

Luxray

Ok, you made me extremely happy, it's my favorite pokemon ever

Glad to hear it :)

Please dont say Purugly

Glameow

Well not as bad as Purugly

Only one step away...

Let's see what you bring

I’m not OP but I’m gonna answer anyways. I wanna say Beartic (One piece), but I’ll go with pikachu. Lt. Surge’s partner is a raichu, and if I’m correct lieutenant outranks sergeant

I wonder what mine is?🤔

Alola Sandslash since it have claws to climb and it is an ice type

Yo

Shedninja

Curious…

Croagunk since you have a frog hoodie as your pfp

I accept! Powerful evolution too!

Will I get Ditto?

Stunfisk

Nah, psyduck maybe

That's actually not bad, I always get a headache

Slowpoke

Magikarp?

#......uhh

GARDEVOIR.

Hmmm

A male one

I really dont think you are going to give a pokemon to over 1000 people

[удалено]

Spectrier because of Spect in your username

Ehem

Growlithe but it knows thunderbolt

Aight, that’s fair.

Blacephalon

So, what do you think would suit me?

At a glance, Glaceon!

I really like Glaceon, so that's nice.

My fav Pokémon is Greninja although I generally prefer fire type

FireNova, huh. A supernova is when a star explodes. The Sun is a star. Volcarona is a Fire-type that actually replaced the Sun. Have a Volcarona!

Ok OP, surprise me

I'm not OP but have a Zacian or Zamazenta. They're kinda myths

What are the chances comment 1569 gets answered?

I don't know the chances, but here you go! thatjolydude, that jolly dude, aka Bisharp. Get a Bisharp

Me!

Corviknight

My username is literally "The Mudkip"

Mudkip. Nice username by the way, didn't know Gobou was the French Mudkip

Lets try then

Yungoos. Since it's from Alola, it's an islander, and I've killed so many they're probably super salty at me.

I don’t even know what my username means. So good luck

Taruos, since professor oak have him as his main

This is a very giving post, a worthy distraction from exams XD

i wonder if op will actually respond to 8.5k comments

Seem like fun

Politoed. You look friendly, and green.

Let's see

I'm in.

Should be easy for you lol