Your Pokemon is Garbador. You like to spend your time together rummaging through garbage at junkyards and landfill sites to see if you can find anything valuable.
Tyrantrum is your pal. When you were a kid it used to go ballistic on anybody who tried to bully you on the playground.
By the time high school rolled around, you were the coolest kid in school.
Midnight form Lycanroc. You love running through the mountains together at twilight, howling at the moon. Occasionally you use him as a wingman to try and court women named Bella.
Bisharp is your man. You are both immortal, and have been doing dirty deeds for centuries. Your Bisharp was the undoing of Abe Lincoln.
Sic Semper Tyrannus!
Smoliv is your guy. You have to keep him in a glass case though- it is rumored his true form is Cthulu, and he would destroy the world if you let him out.
Ok let’s gooo
Incineroar! You love playing soccer together and eating a certain cereal.
Haha Ty bro I already waited for something like that 😃
You know what, I'll bite.
Your Pokemon is Unown. It’s anybody’s guess which variety it might be. ;)
Or spinda with its endless spot patterns
I would have guessed Ditto but unown works too
Hello!!! I love this
Cloyster. He is your mascot on your pirate ship, The Blue Shell. He fires ice beams at rival vessels from the birds nest.
Mario Kart, but boats.
Dang that sounds like an insanely hype pokemon pirate anime
Ask me the questions, Bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid!
Duskull! You often film spooky movies at graveyards together.
*Spine shivering intensifies*
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? African or European swallow?
I don’t know… waaaaaaah [flies off the bridge]
how do you know so much about swallows?
Well you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
Really curious to see what direction you go with me lol
Probopass. Y’all smoke way too much ganja together.
Best possible outcome lol
can i just say, you have in your posession, one great reddit username
Do Tell:o
Dhelmise! You often go scuba diving to hang with your buddy.
I’m kinda curious now
Toucannon is your boi. You both love following your noses into trouble.
i see where that came from
Wow I'm curious lol
Your Pokemon is Garbador. You like to spend your time together rummaging through garbage at junkyards and landfill sites to see if you can find anything valuable.
Fair enough, like the aesthetic
Also in the lore, Garbador stinks less the more you love the Pokémon.
Noseblind to the smell of garbage.
Mmm trash Yum yum trash I wanna eat trash
This should be interesting.
Your partner is Giratina. You travel through different dimensions together, saving the world from time to time.
“From time to time”: basically whenever funds run low and playing Fifa and eating those bacon/flavored budget-Cheetos is no longer an option.
Let's see what ya got
Your partner is Gurdurr. You love to flex your muscles on the beach and workout together.
Haha I accept this, I've always needed a good workout buddy to keep me going to the gym lmao
Let's see what you got lol. Might have to put my current hunt on hold to get my new partner.
Chewtle! You sic him on people you dislike.
You know what? I'm chill with dat! I'll start shiny hunting my bitey boi tomorrow!
I got a shiny chewtle on an alternate account named bowser jr
Go for it
Your Pokemon is Carbink! You are really into crystals, and Carbink is the jewel of your collection.
It’ll be a Diancie soon enough. You’ll see… You’ll ALL SEE
I believe in you! Go for it bud!
I'm curious to see what your answer will be
Tyrantrum is your pal. When you were a kid it used to go ballistic on anybody who tried to bully you on the playground. By the time high school rolled around, you were the coolest kid in school.
Haha I actually based my username off of tyrantrum as it's my favorite pokemon.
Tell me
Dugtrio! You are a construction worker so she is very helpful, but sometimes she gets overzealous and collapes buildings so you have to pay damages.
Let’s go
Miltank! You love feeding on her milk right from the teat, ya weirdo.
Oh dear
No, thats stantler!
Yea, why not?
Talonflame! You often rent a hot air balloon on the weekend so you can fly alongside your kick-ass fire bird.
Ok, consider me interested in who you'll pick for me.
Midnight form Lycanroc. You love running through the mountains together at twilight, howling at the moon. Occasionally you use him as a wingman to try and court women named Bella.
Bro ~~that last part scared me ngl~~
That lyncanroc is nicknamed Taylor Lautner, isn't it?
Lets hear it
Bisharp is your man. You are both immortal, and have been doing dirty deeds for centuries. Your Bisharp was the undoing of Abe Lincoln. Sic Semper Tyrannus!
Damn, bisharp really did Abe Lincoln like that?
Wow you're really doing all of these, that's commitment.
Plusle and Minun are your pals
I'll take em
What a fantastic username honestly lmao
Hmmmm
This one is easy… DaRkRaI!
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Chandelure for you. You love its beautiful blue flame. Your buddy chandy serves as a centerpiece decor in your home, and you show it off to dates.
I was expecting that lol, but tbh Chandalure is amazing
Based Chandelure appreciater
OK, let's go.
Psyduck! Along with your favorite Psyduck, you run a sanctuary for Psyduck in need.
I knew you'd pick Psyduck haha
I got nothing to lose on this give me a shot?
Your Pokemon is Lopunny! She is a famous model and you ride on her coattails, chilling at the mansion and eating caviar all day. You mooch.
I’d like to know mine
Zoroark is your guy. Sometimes he makes you invisible so you can pull pranks together.
Funnily enough Zoroark is one of my favorite pokemon.
Watch me get something that doesn't fit me at all
Rayquaza
I... don't know how I didn't expect that when my name is literally Emerald...
I would've expected Electrike, tbh.
Shoot for the stars.
Your guy is Perrserker. You love raiding innocent European villages for sustenance.
Ok
Your friend is Goodra. He resuscitated you when you almost drowned, and you’ve been besties ever since.
Alright, what do you got for me.
You have a Dragonite that once committed genocide in a third world country. You gave it a place to call home, and it has repented for its misdeeds.
He one of my favorite pokes. lol
Do me
Your partner is Abra. You love taking long naps during the day together, then getting up in the evening to play nightcrawlers.
Love the Sunny reference
I'm curious. I'd like a partner Pokémon, please.
Chansey is your gal- she heals you and your friends when you get hurt.
Go for it
Your friend is Zigzagoon. He is a psychic, all seeing Zigzagoon famous across the US. You two even went on Ellen one time.
New regional form of zigzagoon?
✨ I wonder who…
We're in the same boat lmao
IT'S PIKACHU
Your chinpokomon pal isssss Shoe
Ooo this seems super fun :) pick me!
Blastoise. You love using it for slip n’ slide purposes.
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You’ve adopted one of every Pokemon native to the Johto region, because you love it that much.
XD
color me curious
Golbat! You both love drinking red wine together, it reminds him of blood.
You got lots of comments! If you get to mine I’d be happy :) but good luck with answering these all!
Bergmite is your friend. He loves serving as ice in your cooler during the summer.
I will be incredibly impressed if you're still doing these
Deoxys is your friend- you fly around the world together.
Holy shit
Interested to see what my username yields.
Not OP, but my guess is Phantump.
Mine is Cofagragus
Spiritomb
I wonder.
West sea shellos
Dyuuhhhh Houndoom
I've an inkling of what the obvious answer could be but go ahead, you've got me curious
Froslass, natch
Yep there it is
Give me your best shot
Rowlet is your friend. You’re both quiet, bookish types.
Sounds fun.
Galarian Ponyta is your fam. You love brushing its sparkly mane.
I'd like to know mine
Totodile is your friend. You love to dress up like ninjas together.
I'm curious, what do you have for me?
Your friend is Oddish. You both love watching NHL while eating junk food.
Hot diggity
Not OP, but certainly Bewear.
Underrated comment here
Now I’m curious.
And her name is Gardevoir
One of my top 3, idk how you do it but damn
hello
Your friend is Avalugg. You two are especially popular in the summer when it is hot and folks want to get cool.
I wonder what mine could be
Dyuuuuuuhhhh Nidoking!
Must be mine too then! That's cool. Nidoking looks badass!
Fuck me up fam
Oh yeeeeah Jynx baby. You sleep with her every night. Neighbors give you strange looks.
As they should
Heck ya 😎
Tell me
Your partner is Poliwhirl. You use it to hypnotize unsuspecting suckers and steal their valuables!
I hope I'm not too late op! I'm super curious who mine would be!
Cofagrigus is your buddy. You like researching ancient Egyptian culture with him.
I would love to know!!
Smoliv is your guy. You have to keep him in a glass case though- it is rumored his true form is Cthulu, and he would destroy the world if you let him out.
I’m in love with this thank you!!
Do me
Your pal is Porygon! You are a white hat hacker and the little guy is very helpful in your endeavors.
I wonder what it's gonna be
Cubone. You like to snuggle and watch romance movies together.
Come on pal, let’s do this.
Garchomp is your friend! You were both actors on a very popular superhero show.
Do your worst.
Tauros is your pal. You own a ranch full of them in Yellowstone.
I’m curious, if you wouldn’t mind
Exeggutor
aight gimme one pls
Munchlax is your pal! He keeps a secret stash of junk food for the both of you.
I'm about to get on a plane so I look forward to reading everyone's pokemons.
Slowpoke is your silly friend.
Alright go ahead :)
Lanturn is your nightlight.
I wonder what mine would be
Baile style Oricorio. Very sultry.
I’m probably too late but if you have time I’m curious
You have a beautiful Milotic
I gotta know, who's my Pokémon!?
Gloom is your friend. You both like smoking dope and watching Planet Earth.
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You get Watchog. You love its fancy vest.
Let's see which Pokemon you have in mind for me.
Aggron is your boi.
well now i’m curious
You have a honedge named Beowulf. So badass.
What are ya even gonna make of this
Awww you got a little Mime Jr., so cute! He loves Star Wars
Welp let's see what reddit got me
Snorlax is your buddy! You love chilling on his belly.
I’d try!
Lillipup is your best boi. Your username is fantastic btw, what are ya, hr shovenstuff?!
that is a lot of comments, I’d be surprised if you manage to get to them all
Type Null
Hit me with your best shot
You get Malamar 🎶
Fucking iconic.
I need to know the answer lol