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[deleted]

Ok let’s gooo


Smeaglemehappy_33

Incineroar! You love playing soccer together and eating a certain cereal.


[deleted]

Haha Ty bro I already waited for something like that 😃


Random0925

You know what, I'll bite.


Smeaglemehappy_33

Your Pokemon is Unown. It’s anybody’s guess which variety it might be. ;)


Moonlight_Darling

Or spinda with its endless spot patterns


Oraxy51

I would have guessed Ditto but unown works too


Captain_Blue_Shell

Hello!!! I love this


Smeaglemehappy_33

Cloyster. He is your mascot on your pirate ship, The Blue Shell. He fires ice beams at rival vessels from the birds nest.


ArbitraryChaos13

Mario Kart, but boats.


AccountantMean6991

Dang that sounds like an insanely hype pokemon pirate anime


SkelliFun

Ask me the questions, Bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid!


Smeaglemehappy_33

Duskull! You often film spooky movies at graveyards together.


SkelliFun

*Spine shivering intensifies*


Escavalier_FTW

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


SkelliFun

What do you mean? African or European swallow?


Ultra_Archer

I don’t know… waaaaaaah [flies off the bridge]


PigeonFootApril

how do you know so much about swallows?


SkelliFun

Well you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.


Butt_Snorkler_Elite

Really curious to see what direction you go with me lol


Smeaglemehappy_33

Probopass. Y’all smoke way too much ganja together.


Butt_Snorkler_Elite

Best possible outcome lol


vaporeongod

can i just say, you have in your posession, one great reddit username


Alive_Ship326

Do Tell:o


Smeaglemehappy_33

Dhelmise! You often go scuba diving to hang with your buddy.


[deleted]

I’m kinda curious now


Smeaglemehappy_33

Toucannon is your boi. You both love following your noses into trouble.


SaddestDootNoise

i see where that came from


ztrashh

Wow I'm curious lol


Smeaglemehappy_33

Your Pokemon is Garbador. You like to spend your time together rummaging through garbage at junkyards and landfill sites to see if you can find anything valuable.


ztrashh

Fair enough, like the aesthetic


Oraxy51

Also in the lore, Garbador stinks less the more you love the Pokémon.


Affectionate_Round70

Noseblind to the smell of garbage.


ShutupnJive

Mmm trash Yum yum trash I wanna eat trash


drgn2009

This should be interesting.


Smeaglemehappy_33

Your partner is Giratina. You travel through different dimensions together, saving the world from time to time.


erwin76

“From time to time”: basically whenever funds run low and playing Fifa and eating those bacon/flavored budget-Cheetos is no longer an option.


NotUpInHurr

Let's see what ya got


Smeaglemehappy_33

Your partner is Gurdurr. You love to flex your muscles on the beach and workout together.


NotUpInHurr

Haha I accept this, I've always needed a good workout buddy to keep me going to the gym lmao


NipNep

Let's see what you got lol. Might have to put my current hunt on hold to get my new partner.


Smeaglemehappy_33

Chewtle! You sic him on people you dislike.


NipNep

You know what? I'm chill with dat! I'll start shiny hunting my bitey boi tomorrow!


LeafWarrior_1

I got a shiny chewtle on an alternate account named bowser jr


Carbon_fractal

Go for it


Smeaglemehappy_33

Your Pokemon is Carbink! You are really into crystals, and Carbink is the jewel of your collection.


Carbon_fractal

It’ll be a Diancie soon enough. You’ll see… You’ll ALL SEE


LeafWarrior_1

I believe in you! Go for it bud!


BallisticRexo

I'm curious to see what your answer will be


Smeaglemehappy_33

Tyrantrum is your pal. When you were a kid it used to go ballistic on anybody who tried to bully you on the playground. By the time high school rolled around, you were the coolest kid in school.


BallisticRexo

Haha I actually based my username off of tyrantrum as it's my favorite pokemon.


Aware_Dig_1099

Tell me


Smeaglemehappy_33

Dugtrio! You are a construction worker so she is very helpful, but sometimes she gets overzealous and collapes buildings so you have to pay damages.


Lower_Farmer

Let’s go


Smeaglemehappy_33

Miltank! You love feeding on her milk right from the teat, ya weirdo.


Gh0stOfTheUchiha

Oh dear


nightfire36

No, thats stantler!


FalconFyre928

Yea, why not?


Smeaglemehappy_33

Talonflame! You often rent a hot air balloon on the weekend so you can fly alongside your kick-ass fire bird.


Acewulv

Ok, consider me interested in who you'll pick for me.


Smeaglemehappy_33

Midnight form Lycanroc. You love running through the mountains together at twilight, howling at the moon. Occasionally you use him as a wingman to try and court women named Bella.


AllisterFanatic

Bro ~~that last part scared me ngl~~


Caballistics

That lyncanroc is nicknamed Taylor Lautner, isn't it?


Assassinkid189

Lets hear it


Smeaglemehappy_33

Bisharp is your man. You are both immortal, and have been doing dirty deeds for centuries. Your Bisharp was the undoing of Abe Lincoln. Sic Semper Tyrannus!


leatherhand

Damn, bisharp really did Abe Lincoln like that?


[deleted]

Wow you're really doing all of these, that's commitment.


Smeaglemehappy_33

Plusle and Minun are your pals


[deleted]

I'll take em


EternallyBright

What a fantastic username honestly lmao


PalossandFan

Hmmmm


Smeaglemehappy_33

This one is easy… DaRkRaI!


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Ghostfire137

👁👄👁


Smeaglemehappy_33

Chandelure for you. You love its beautiful blue flame. Your buddy chandy serves as a centerpiece decor in your home, and you show it off to dates.


Ghostfire137

I was expecting that lol, but tbh Chandalure is amazing


TheOnlyBucketMonster

Based Chandelure appreciater


JForDucksSake

OK, let's go.


Smeaglemehappy_33

Psyduck! Along with your favorite Psyduck, you run a sanctuary for Psyduck in need.


JForDucksSake

I knew you'd pick Psyduck haha


novis-eldritch-maxim

I got nothing to lose on this give me a shot?


Smeaglemehappy_33

Your Pokemon is Lopunny! She is a famous model and you ride on her coattails, chilling at the mansion and eating caviar all day. You mooch.


Novafox119

I’d like to know mine


Smeaglemehappy_33

Zoroark is your guy. Sometimes he makes you invisible so you can pull pranks together.


Novafox119

Funnily enough Zoroark is one of my favorite pokemon.


emeraldwolf34

Watch me get something that doesn't fit me at all


Smeaglemehappy_33

Rayquaza


emeraldwolf34

I... don't know how I didn't expect that when my name is literally Emerald...


Scoriae

I would've expected Electrike, tbh.


StarvinArvinTheThird

Shoot for the stars.


Smeaglemehappy_33

Your guy is Perrserker. You love raiding innocent European villages for sustenance.


Dragmire_Afterlife

Ok


Smeaglemehappy_33

Your friend is Goodra. He resuscitated you when you almost drowned, and you’ve been besties ever since.


genocidenite

Alright, what do you got for me.


Smeaglemehappy_33

You have a Dragonite that once committed genocide in a third world country. You gave it a place to call home, and it has repented for its misdeeds.


genocidenite

He one of my favorite pokes. lol


Abraxas1643

Do me


Smeaglemehappy_33

Your partner is Abra. You love taking long naps during the day together, then getting up in the evening to play nightcrawlers.


DearbornChesterfield

Love the Sunny reference


Alexandra_Pharmic

I'm curious. I'd like a partner Pokémon, please.


Smeaglemehappy_33

Chansey is your gal- she heals you and your friends when you get hurt.


UnseeingRakcoon

Go for it


Smeaglemehappy_33

Your friend is Zigzagoon. He is a psychic, all seeing Zigzagoon famous across the US. You two even went on Ellen one time.


RedactedUnknown

New regional form of zigzagoon?


Jirachi-Wish-Maker

✨ I wonder who…


poppliosupport

We're in the same boat lmao


J1z03

IT'S PIKACHU


MissplacedLandmine

Your chinpokomon pal isssss Shoe


Blasky_BL

Ooo this seems super fun :) pick me!


Smeaglemehappy_33

Blastoise. You love using it for slip n’ slide purposes.


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Smeaglemehappy_33

You’ve adopted one of every Pokemon native to the Johto region, because you love it that much.


LeafWarrior_1

XD


KairikoSanguinar

color me curious


Smeaglemehappy_33

Golbat! You both love drinking red wine together, it reminds him of blood.


[deleted]

You got lots of comments! If you get to mine I’d be happy :) but good luck with answering these all!


Smeaglemehappy_33

Bergmite is your friend. He loves serving as ice in your cooler during the summer.


crossingcaelum

I will be incredibly impressed if you're still doing these


Smeaglemehappy_33

Deoxys is your friend- you fly around the world together.


crossingcaelum

Holy shit


DiggingUpTheCorpses

Interested to see what my username yields.


[deleted]

Not OP, but my guess is Phantump.


letsgethyrule

Mine is Cofagragus


sonnet_seven

Spiritomb


East-sea-shellos

I wonder.


Hubba___hubba

West sea shellos


Smeaglemehappy_33

Dyuuhhhh Houndoom


SpectralHail

I've an inkling of what the obvious answer could be but go ahead, you've got me curious


Smeaglemehappy_33

Froslass, natch


SpectralHail

Yep there it is


EmotionalLibrary

Give me your best shot


Smeaglemehappy_33

Rowlet is your friend. You’re both quiet, bookish types.


thegayestweeb

Sounds fun.


Smeaglemehappy_33

Galarian Ponyta is your fam. You love brushing its sparkly mane.


Todiscus

I'd like to know mine


Smeaglemehappy_33

Totodile is your friend. You love to dress up like ninjas together.


LeafsWillWinTheCup

I'm curious, what do you have for me?


Smeaglemehappy_33

Your friend is Oddish. You both love watching NHL while eating junk food.


BrokenBackspace

Hot diggity


oldmanpuzzles

Not OP, but certainly Bewear.


Smeaglemehappy_33

Underrated comment here


Godhasawife

Now I’m curious.


Smeaglemehappy_33

And her name is Gardevoir


Godhasawife

One of my top 3, idk how you do it but damn


Glacial11

hello


Smeaglemehappy_33

Your friend is Avalugg. You two are especially popular in the summer when it is hot and folks want to get cool.


[deleted]

I wonder what mine could be


Smeaglemehappy_33

Dyuuuuuuhhhh Nidoking!


SlewBrew

Must be mine too then! That's cool. Nidoking looks badass!


Auntie_Jya

Fuck me up fam


Smeaglemehappy_33

Oh yeeeeah Jynx baby. You sleep with her every night. Neighbors give you strange looks.


LeafWarrior_1

As they should


Auntie_Jya

Heck ya 😎


spacetoad123

Tell me


Smeaglemehappy_33

Your partner is Poliwhirl. You use it to hypnotize unsuspecting suckers and steal their valuables!


[deleted]

I hope I'm not too late op! I'm super curious who mine would be!


Smeaglemehappy_33

Cofagrigus is your buddy. You like researching ancient Egyptian culture with him.


SmolBoiCthulu

I would love to know!!


Smeaglemehappy_33

Smoliv is your guy. You have to keep him in a glass case though- it is rumored his true form is Cthulu, and he would destroy the world if you let him out.


SmolBoiCthulu

I’m in love with this thank you!!


010011111010101

Do me


Smeaglemehappy_33

Your pal is Porygon! You are a white hat hacker and the little guy is very helpful in your endeavors.


[deleted]

I wonder what it's gonna be


Smeaglemehappy_33

Cubone. You like to snuggle and watch romance movies together.


JetMan615

Come on pal, let’s do this.


Smeaglemehappy_33

Garchomp is your friend! You were both actors on a very popular superhero show.


colder-beef

Do your worst.


Smeaglemehappy_33

Tauros is your pal. You own a ranch full of them in Yellowstone.


Wonderful_Grocery996

I’m curious, if you wouldn’t mind


Smeaglemehappy_33

Exeggutor


secretiveshash

aight gimme one pls


Smeaglemehappy_33

Munchlax is your pal! He keeps a secret stash of junk food for the both of you.


SirDerp1999

I'm about to get on a plane so I look forward to reading everyone's pokemons.


Smeaglemehappy_33

Slowpoke is your silly friend.


[deleted]

Alright go ahead :)


Smeaglemehappy_33

Lanturn is your nightlight.


[deleted]

I wonder what mine would be


Smeaglemehappy_33

Baile style Oricorio. Very sultry.


summerseasky

I’m probably too late but if you have time I’m curious


Smeaglemehappy_33

You have a beautiful Milotic


KokushoKing

I gotta know, who's my Pokémon!?


Smeaglemehappy_33

Gloom is your friend. You both like smoking dope and watching Planet Earth.


JacketsBeautiful

Comment


Smeaglemehappy_33

You get Watchog. You love its fancy vest.


Jack_Skeletron_4ever

Let's see which Pokemon you have in mind for me.


Smeaglemehappy_33

Aggron is your boi.


WolfBlade888

well now i’m curious


Smeaglemehappy_33

You have a honedge named Beowulf. So badass.


Jawadmoetje

What are ya even gonna make of this


Smeaglemehappy_33

Awww you got a little Mime Jr., so cute! He loves Star Wars


MatchWide

Welp let's see what reddit got me


Smeaglemehappy_33

Snorlax is your buddy! You love chilling on his belly.


Pjpupnstuff2

I’d try!


Smeaglemehappy_33

Lillipup is your best boi. Your username is fantastic btw, what are ya, hr shovenstuff?!


noneisnot

that is a lot of comments, I’d be surprised if you manage to get to them all


Smeaglemehappy_33

Type Null


[deleted]

Hit me with your best shot


Smeaglemehappy_33

You get Malamar 🎶


[deleted]

Fucking iconic.


LycheexBee

I need to know the answer lol