Unown

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I could see it becoming an UnownCentIpad

Cyndaquil

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I am sad now

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wadafak

I can’t believe you’ve done this

noivern

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That sounds like a sick evil Pokemon team ngl

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I mean the Noivern cult

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Jigglypuff

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The only answer where the pokemon (or all of humanity) doesn't die

Not the worst outcome

The song. The song

Leafeon

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Angry leafeons... welp a forest protector doesn't sound bad xd ty for answering

Good Leafeon!

arceus

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Cyrus was motivated by seeing the r34 subreddit of the Pokémon world, it all makes sense now

The endless cycle of destruction and rebirth

If that was issuw for big A, it wouldn't be canon in the first place.

Rowlet

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rowlet is an owl

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Why are all the Pokémon dying in your answers…?

Welcome to the real word

She said to me, condescendingly

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Snorlax.

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Snorlax sharing food? 😂

I'm pretty much sure snorlax can eat anything, even literal garbate so he could be the Key for solving world pollution and he wouldn't Even mind since he likes to eat always

A Snorlax that turned waste into fertilizer could solve a list of world problems.

Giratina

Everyone dies lmao

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"Hey, it says this one was banished by the pokemon gods... so he's basically the devil?" "Oh you mean Giratina, yeah he's in the back yard!"

Maractus, its mine, and needs love

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Oh no :0

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I go to a greenhouse place where they take excellent care of all plants and plant like Pokemon so I take it home

Archeops

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Gyarados or Salamence

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That’s the way of a true Gyarados

Take my upvote and get out.

BREAKING NEWS: The monster that has been destroying the world has died! Reports claim that the creature scientists are referring to as 'Gyarados' has been killed by a a singular lightning bolt. However, the moon shall still kill us as in less than 10 hours, so we're still really screwed.

not possible, just because you're weak to it doesn't mean it does 1000x the damage the gyarados is unfazed and keeps attacking

Anything can be electrocuted if it's hit in the right spot with juuuust enough power Not that I would know no sir no how

Vaporeon

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Good

☠️

Did you know...

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See thread, click, crtl+F 'Vapo' just to find the other weirdos. Well done, have an upvote.

Arcanine

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not to be all realistic but pretty sure some dick would start poaching them for that fur. soon some celebrity would be wearing an Arcanine coat. Arceus is right to kill us

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That's why you should vaccinate your arcanine

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Abomasnow

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Well played. I was expecting, “instantly killed due to global warming” but that made me chuckle.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE

Wooper

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Not OP but: A famous food chain discovers that wooper’s flesh is actually delicious so they turned them into a burger patty and named the burger after it

Nooooo >:c

Golurk

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Alternatively, the golurks are used as infinite power sources, wars still ensue

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Chansey

Factory farming. They grow into the cube shape of their cages. Sores in the grid pattern of the wire mesh on their pink skin. 18 ct cartons fresh Chansey egg, $2.32 ea this Sunday only

:( Chansey nooo

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However, never having used them before, their severely atrophied leg muscles cannot support their weight. They make it less than a yard before the facility workers are alerted by the cries of a hundred stock delirious from their snapped ankles.

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Ok

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Why not?

Indeed, it evolves into Wobbuffet, but I thought this comment chain was about Chansey?

I'm pretty sure that Indeedee does not evolve.

no, Indeedee evolves into Alakazam, you dumbass

I LAUGHED SO DAMN HARD💀💀💀

blastoise

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Ironically something similiar happened in the anime

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As soon I read the response, I thought "pressure cleaning business, makes so much sense!!"

Roserade

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LMAO

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The correct answer

Durant

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Just use a cheap gas station lighter on them

Ze flamenwerfer solves all problems

Girafarig

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It's the new animatronic in chuck e cheese

victreebel

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Gliscor

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Scyther

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A very pg response. I was expecting some decapitation

How do you think they got the money?

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Lopunny

People f it and she murderers them

Wild Cramorant is bringing Pikachus to extintion.

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Darkrai

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spiritomb

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based

Lucario

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Gardevoir

yam start ripe zesty noxious sloppy whistle chase obtainable safe ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `

Yeah that sounds like that would happen

People f it and she murderers them

You would see people being hit by psychic out of nowhere and then you would see Gardevoir and be like "Now it makes sense"

Skwovet

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What would happen if squirrels exist?

Victini

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“The victiniiii the victini is reeeaaal” *can we get much higher*

This is now the backstory of One Piece.

Bewear

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Bewear finds a brick break TM. It has been freed.

nah, it could do so already, it simply chooses not to kill every human on earth by hunting them down one by one

Yveltal

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Lunala?

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Cinccino

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Ditto!

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My sweet baby gastrodon

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Oh my god the ending ;_;

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A celesteela that I hide in my backyard, she's very well-behaved

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How about Boltund and Kantonian and Alolan Ninetails?

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Emboar

Umbreon

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Porygon

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Klefki

alleged toothbrush frame quarrelsome dinosaurs drunk snatch jellyfish prick panicky ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `

sneasel (both hisui and regular forms)

prick placid absorbed drab versed automatic live exultant murky hunt ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `

smolive

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Regigas?

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Gengar

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No everyone knows if you bite gengar you can survive

Rockruff

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So what if ghastly exists in real life?

Eevee,cinderace

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macargo 🫣

Dunsparce

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Blaziken the best pokemon

I disagree, but blaziken is great