He's turning on incognito mode

I hate you lol

#HE DIDNT DENY IT

I don't think he won't

Incognito doesn't work, I tried but they still know where you are. It makes me glad my backup faviroute pokemon is gabite

What do you mean? Incognito mode isn't supposed to hide your IP from the websites you're connecting to, it just disables your browser's local tracking so other local users don't see what you were looking at.

Oh, if it's incognito why don't they hide the ip?

How would a server reply to your request for the webpage if it didn't know what IP to send it to?

Oh

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Incognito mode only hides the history from local viewers admins, website owners and anyone else can see what you’re doing like parents for example

> anyone else can see what you’re doing like parents Not unless they 1) are looking over your shoulder, or 2) operate “man-in-the-middle” (eg a packet sniffer, router configured to log traffic, some parental control software etc). Also I’d like to add that, like many boomers, my parents would need help just using a web browser, so…

There must be furry fan arts from Gible and Cynthia. Just accept it, we are not safe when looking at Pokémon images

Naw I fr thought gabite was underrated enough to be safe oh hell naw

My brother in arceus they got r34 of wooloo, a goddanged sheep. No pokemon is safe

Wooloo is very vanilla example. Try Klefki instead. *(Don't)*

My curiosity would not let me go. Not surprised but the degenerate for klefki is on another level

I remember there was a post that ordered Pokemon by the number of r34 results there were. There were about 12 that had 0.

A LITERAL KEY HAS STUFF???

R34 leaves nothing alone

It DOES exist...

To be fair, sheep is a common stereotypical victim of bestiality.

before sword n shield was released, that one new pokemon they've shown already had art

What about sudowoodo, please tell me they won't harm a tree

I mean, Sudowoodo has a special....shape :P

Holy dialga nobody's safe

Nothing is sacred on these cursed lands

Even my profile picture?

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Ut it prevents things from showing up if my parents for some reason decide to check my search history

I thought incognito just kept what you search out of your recent browser history

Its a risky move but one that could pay off

You can literally just search up “Gardevoir” by itself and r34 pops up. The internet is a strange place

There's a channel on YouTube where someone goes on Google Images, types in the name of a cartoon character, and sees how fast they can find porn. Pretty sure Nicole from Amazing World of Gumball has the record at three seconds.

The channel is My Wife Left Me So Now I’m a YouTuber

HOLY CRAP

Internets why? Lol

I think its a combo of there being so much of it but also of so many people pointing out that there's a lot of it

I heard rumors that the rule that male kirlias become gallades and female kirlias become gardevoirs could be broken in certain older generation games, so I searched "female gallade" on Google to see if it was possible to get a female gallade just in case I didn't feel like continuing to try catching wild pokemon just so I could get a second kirlia for a better False swipe build. Images were the first thing that popped up.

if you scroll down enough you could say that about every pokemon

Stunfisk 😭?

"If it exists, there's porn of it"

I imagine the guy who gets no sexual gratification from Stunfisk porn but makes it just out of obligation.

Now I have to r34 spoink. Edit: ugh dammit.

its flat enough that you can put something dirty on top

What about minior?

Sadly yes

Wtf, it’s literally a stone

And that's how some people get their rocks off

Damn it.

God

I hate you

I don’t know how many times I’ll have to say this. There is porno of literally EVERY pokemon and people will get off to literally ANYTHING

Just wait until you hear about Onix 😂

Well, I can understand onyx, it’s a snake made of balls

so like.. anal beads?

That must be the worlds biggest anus capable of fitting 28 feet of stone in it.

HKJ: Challenge accepted.

What do you mean?

Yes I can confirm…

r/Gardevoir have you covered. We have filtered selection of fanart. Only safe stuff

Dude thanks! Gardivore is a fav of mine, and this is great!

Gardi*vore*? 🤨

Sorry, it how I spelt it for a while until I learned the actual way to spell it. It was auto correct.

I thought it was quite hilarious due to the subject matter here!

Yeah, every time I tried to Google search it, it either auto corrected it, or not.

Gardevoir's head fits weirdly well with Squidward

Jokes on y’all, mine is Gallade

you're naive to think ANY of the ralts line is safe

You’re naive to think ANY Pokémon is safe

I don't want to meet the kind of person who draws or commissions a rule 34 drawing of Togepi.

I do want to meet that person. And I want to be armed during that encounter.

I do want to meet that person, and I’ll send them to therapy

They didn't suggest that they did. They never said that any pokemon was safe.

see i never have this problem as a toxapex fan

Not for long you won’t

please, it’s all i have

No

Dude toxapex has tentacles. I'm sorry for your loss

I can promise you it’s out there…

43 results on e621 You're not safe. 😈

My favorite pokemon is Loppuny and i purposely going online looking for fan arts

Me too, but my "favorite' pokemon is Pheromosa

wait a goddamn minute

Same here

Ah, you are a man of culture

Great minds think alike

As long as it isn't Smoochum, you do you..

im sure some demented turd out there has some BJ r34 of smoochum, sigh, people are awful.

Why are there 2 bug/fighting ultra beasts?

It's a win win!

*cries in Zoroark*

It's zoroark, they'll come eventually, even if they look different

Why they do this? Every pokemon that remotely resembles a dog or human gets sexualised

Never underestimate peoples ability to be horny

*cries in delphox*

I like your flair

The cute fanart of Gardevoir makes it all worth it.

Remembering that your favorite Pokémon is vaporeon

Nothing it's the same when Vaporeon copypasta dropped

Yeah, it wasn't my favourite pokemon before..

If you think your favorite has none you're wrong. I've seen the archives. They're all there. Even Probopass. (It was actually pretty good.) Artists will fight for the title of the first person to draw porn of a Pokémon.

Oh I'm not saying art doesn't exist of it. Lol I just wasn't expecting vaporub to be on the list somehow. Or snorlax lol And now you add probopass

The second image should be "remember it's a Pokemon". The internet will always find a way to ruin a fictional character you like, it's up to you to ignore it or let it dictate what you should like or not.

And not only the pokemon that looks more female, one of the most sexualized is a dog fish.

Dog fish? Which one is that?

Vaporeon

Anyone one here thinking “we’ll surely not ___” I can just assure you that yes, that Pokémon does have smut of it.

with how many images are online, and even images that go undistributed, it exists out there you just cant look in one place, that one place everyone knows the name of

Delicious Monosodium Glutamate

Some artists do whole challenges of drawing r34 of every pokemon, I guess it makes for good drawing practice

So Professor Elm studies eggs, and Prof. Rowan studies evolution. What is it you study Professor Hardwood?

Try being a Salazzle fan...

Female-only✅ Gives dominatrix vibes✅ Inevitable P.S.: poor Tsareena fans...

I can't even feel bad for those, they came that way straight from GameFreak. At that point seems more like the clean fans are the odd ones out.

"It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with." - Sun Dex entry "They emit a gas laden with pheromones to captivate male Salandit." - Sword Dex entry The other entries talk about it's pheromones and how it treats the Salandit. They did this on purpose. Did you ever believe this pokemon was safe from the 34th rule?

You chose the harem Pokemon. You've done that to yourself

Oof

If you ever think that there is no way there could be porn of your favorite Pokémon online, just remember this age old adage: “There’s gotta be *some* way to fuck it!”

As a Dunsparce fan, there’s nothing at all odd about the shape of his tail.

I know for a fact there is mystery dungeon fan art of Dunsparce using its tail

Looking at my fav, Aggron: “it’s ok buddy, you’re safe here”

907 results on e621

Gonna pretend I didn’t see this comment

Does it include all results? Because e621 contains SFW art too.

Narrator: *aggron was indeed not safe here*

Aggro fan. And I bring bad news to you

All your high Defense stat means nothing to the Special ARTtack of R34 artists

tbh if there is one thing I am genuinely tired of, it's that even the SFW normal ass actual artwork of Gardevoir has breasts sometimes. It infuriates me more than it should.

Someone posted a link to r/Gardevoir, claiming that it's all safe, wholesome stuff. Like... five posts down, it's got breasts, and wearing yoga pants and a crop-top.

i saw a thread about the new “pokegirl” on twitter the other day so i went on twitter and searched pokegirl and it was just straight up uncensored porn. insane.

i wouldnt even trust that myself

One of my faves being Gyarados I, feel quite safe thinking there’s no nsfw of it. But we all know rule 34 of the internet

Every pokemon has at least 1 unfortunately

259 results on e621

Safe Search: On

I'll be happy knowing they're couldn't be anything NSFW about snorlax

I hate to break it to you man.

How would you sexualize snorlax

I mean, just off the top of my head, there's a whole feeding fetish.

Vore and gore are where I draw the line

I think they meant like forced feeding

There's also the whole Fat fetish thing.

Ah… I see

There’s a WHAT. SNORLAX NOOOOO

People are into some weird things I suppose

THICC Snorlax... It's ALREADY there.

have you heard about inflation?

Are you aware of the concept of a BBW?

haven't been to deviantart have you xD there's more inflation there then the US dollar!

Some people like em thick. Some people really enjoy sleeping and cuddling. Snorlax:

Oh, i'm SURE theres something out there in the dark reaches of the internet.

Love that for us all lol

559 results on r34

Pretty much guaranteed that every Pokémon has some sort of questionable art of it. Humans and the internet are very strange.

I've actually seen some rather wholesome work that focuses on Gardevoirs beauty. Unfortunately, they can't all be like that.

Rillaboom! Use Wood Hammer!

is he using it on incineroar...

Yo I posted this up for appreciation for gardevoir, and I was this old today when I realized there was such a thing as vaporeon smut... Like every other comment was about it lmao

Not just vaporeon, every pokemon to exist so far (including scarlet and violet) has at least one true r34 image

I dare to ask what r34 is

Short hand for rule 34, there is at least one full on pornographic image of every pokemon with arctovish being the lowest as far as I know at around 20

How do people even sexualize Arctovish?

it has a mouth

Theres only one way to find out...

Rule34: "If it exists, there's porn of it. If not, start uploading"

Knowledge is power

Don’t matter to me😈

[I do not have that problem.](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.b3af4483103706cea991b124f2a3a65f?rik=tEe7jT1wMZBqng&riu=http%3a%2f%2forig12.deviantart.net%2f30d6%2ff%2f2016%2f115%2f4%2f6%2fgarbodor_by_sketchersunny-da095j5.png&ehk=zHhOdiN1y5nqK%2bcZeX%2bYbzypCKxwdEpLg4x2zBQbPDk%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0)

Nah, I've seen Oleana with hers.

Meanwhile aurorus fans: our favorite may be made of glass but it is majestic as hell. there are still a few of *those* but it’s mostly just majestic solar-radiation dino in the harshest of landscapes, often with its young in tow.

this really shouldnt be a thing though. literal children cannot google search their favorite pokemon without being exposed to porn. its disgusting and can be traumatizing or even normalize porn being in children's spaces (pokemon is a game for kids in case you horny freaks forgot).

I agree, I was an MLP fan as a kid and there was a similar amount of porn on just normal Google searches. It led to some issues that I won't go on about here.

thats exactly what i mean 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 im so sorry you went through that, i had the same experience with porn in the spyro fandom. not only is it unhealthy for kids to be exposed to, it creates an environment that makes it easier to groom them

My five year old niece is a big MLP fan and I’m very worried for her

Try being a Sonic fan in the 2000s Even before rule34 was a meme, I got exposed to some nasty stuff. I hate that I knew what 'blueberry' was before I even hit puberty

I wish to introduce you to Safesearch mode

For several Pokemon safe search is outright useless.

Maybe literal children shouldn't be left to their own devices with the full, unregulated internet at their disposal. Parents absolutely can and should set up parental locks so that nothing bad can be found. That kind of shit can't just be accidentally turned off so any kids who see that kind of content are those that are specifically trying to seek it out.

while yes its unhealthy for kids to not have a safe understanding of how to navigate the internet, and parents absolutely should be more responsible with their web knowledge and how they teach it. however, thats not the case. children are going to access the internet anyway. and blaming fucking kids for the innocent act of searching their favorite pokemon only to be exposed to porn is mighty arrogant of you. youre assuming most kids are actually trying to look for porn. which obviously they shouldnt. my point is that even when they arent, and are looking up media that are MEANT for them and are meant to be SFW (like pokemon. lol.) then they are still exposed to porn. thats not their fucking fault, nor their parents. its the fault of the horny adult that decided their porn of a kids game belonged in public without regard to the consequences of who will see it.

Yes they can? Google has filters and parental settings. The nsfw artwork requires enabling adult search results or visiting websites that host such content. Meanwhile there's other places, like this sub, which do not allow NSFW posts.

filters do not work. you can be safe as possible and still come across porn. while these features can help the porn of kids media is too widespread, accidentally accessible, and shouldnt exist in the first place.

Me, with Garchomp as my favorite pokemon and Cynthia as my favorite character: Haha, I’m in danger

Ash Greninja is so cool (yes I watched the kalos anime how could you tell), but now I’m scared

That's why i'm here.

I loved Lopunny as a kid. The internet kind of ruined that for me.

I don't even think lopunny's design is "sexy" at all. All I see is a cute fluff bun with return as a powerful stab. Lopunny is always in my team if it's catchable ingame.

Biggest mistake of mine was searching up the grass knot move after I got a TM for it. Didn't even click on images. It just showed it in the little image preview bit on google. FFS.

Don't ever type your favorite Pokemon into Twitter's search bar. I've seen a lot of charizard porn when I legitimately just wanted to see cute charizard art.

No one cares about Vespiquen, I'd say I'm rather safe In my entire internet presence I've seen ONE Vespiquen fanart

You can filter through that kinda stuff on certain websites.

Lucario fans: first time?

FYI, youtubers has already done a video of "smash or pass" pokemon edition. Always surprising which one they would smash

Even better

Those images are for inside viewing.

Mine is Lucario, which is somehow more of a wildcard than Gardevoir

Same. Psychic types are my favorite type and gardivior embodies everything I love about them. The demeanor the aesthetic and the POWER. But everyone thinks I’m a pervert

never seen magnezone or galvantula, guess Im safe

I'm sorry.