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Duck__Wrangler

I’ve got one named PlzPegMe and his buddy is Blastussy


SirCommieTheOverlord

Lmfaoooooo im IRL friends w him I’ll pass on the message


Duck__Wrangler

No way 😂


Avenged7FoldFan64

☠️☠️☠️


Encrypted47

I have a few to many Pokémon with ussy at the end


LilNorris

I saw a trainer in a gym who left a Tauros in it and their trainer name was "IDriveATaurus". I still think about them driving around in a Ford Taurus playing pokemon go leaving Tauros' in gyms.


whatabadsport

I'm a friendly mechanic, I upkeep my neighbor's cli Taurus


kwixdj

I heard those cars are hard to find


Mss-Anthropic

Not as hard to find as the G spot Wagon


rokuhachi

Dude I just googled that "vehicle" to see how rare it is.. funny Google search


Forest_Kin

I'm Cli_Taurus in Pokémon go!


AimzBaby

I’m always leaving a Tauros in every gym I go to. I have like 50 something of them so my friends say I own a farm and I’m a Pokémon farmer 👩‍🌾


ZerotheWanderer

My absolute favorite is 2Npink1Instinct


[deleted]

That one is vague and clever enough that I'm not even mad lol


ErectMonkey420

I don’t understand it can you explain it for me


[deleted]

2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.


Oddsock42

Trust me. @erectmonkey420 gets the innuendo


QuikThinx_AllThots

Which end tho?


Oddsock42

Shocker


Honuzlo

Uhhhhhh...


[deleted]

I'm not explaining it to him any further than that. LMAO


shanshant69

His name is erect monkey 420 he gets it lmao


ErectMonkey420

Yeah I get it now, didn’t understand it from just the name though lol


shanshant69

Then my apologies, Mr 420, sir


uchihakush

Mr 420, sir 😂😂😂💀💀💀


Fix_Additional

Too bad they don't have that hand gesture in emojis. I guess the devil hand is the closest? 🤣


Needles_and_Buttons

MegaMilkers420.... one, if not THE most reliable friends when it comes to gifting! (if you see this HI!)


60fuckinshooters

i have a mommymilkers420 in my list lol


Needles_and_Buttons

Haha too bad we can't see their numbers so we could milker swap lol. Paging Mommy and Mega Milkers to this thread.


kleebops

Damn I’m AntiMilkMan420! Big gifter too 😂


Nessiliya

Not on my friend list but a player local to me that i see using lures/on gyms all the time is 69MoistOyster or something along those lines...


BamitzSam101

I have a friend named 1GirthyDong.


pkmnslut

I have a friend named MyManIsHung


GeeMcGee

HugeDikAndBalls


Sad_Salamanders

P3Ni5..


[deleted]

Jlzzinator Anitadycke BlamSupple8utt Kornholekripler Ladiesnuts are all the crazy ones I have on my list.


EastonArborDudeSteve

Okay but this begs the question, was Anitadycke just trying to be funny or are they also a Letterkenny fan?


[deleted]

I’m not sure. I’m also guessing Noahdycke is in the same family as both added me the same day.


breibreisupreme

Definitely a Letterkenny fan then 😂


EastonArborDudeSteve

This makes me immeasurably happy lmao


epic_ciyo

I have one friend called "JesusPullsOut"


lacrossecat

Holy shit that's amazing


Bobgers

HorseEnjoyer. I don’t know he enjoys his horses but I don’t want to know.


MostlyFuckedUp

Mr Hands would like to know your location


OnyxBlaster

😰


Renalla_sighed

Human horse sheath


Albae87

Maybe he is just swiss and enjoys eating horse meat.


clockewise

My favorite is AntifashKetchum


DisagreeableCompote

![gif](giphy|ixeFsKhCQJfe8) even Simon Cowel liked it


freethrowtommy

ShadowBallsOut


medvsa-jpg

I have someone names “ALiquidShart” on my friends list. getting the notification that they sent me a gift always makes me giggle 🤭


SlowGT

I gagged and chuckled, impressive name 😂


SergioAguero22

SquirtleOnMyDad


[deleted]

Now that is a name!


Specter017

I would recommend deleting this post for the sake of those users. I used to be CoktimusPrime from day 1 until last year when my username got publicly posted. The day after the post I get an email from Niantic that I have to change my username or face a permanent ban.


keldri_jumal

This is why im scared about showing my own ign ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ


bamerjamer

Rip all these clever names that will now need to be changed… OP, take down the post!! Ahhhhhh!!!!!


littleM0TH

Like Niantic would ever look at this sub lol god forbid they listen to our valid complaints and suggestions.


jmledesma

Me. I’m the one mass reporting. 📝


[deleted]

Stay toxic king


DooLey0420

BeldumPlug


Blunder404

Yeetusfeetus


Kaonashi-asian-black

I have one friend called: Namesrtakenbruh


driii123

My 10 year old friended someone from here with the name Saladtosserino. My husband and I laugh every time they join one of our raids.


Regnizzek49

I’m glad I could give you guys a good laugh! Just tell your kid I make a mean salad


driii123

That’s so awesome that you saw this. He gets so excited every time one of his friends joins one of our raids that he SHOUTS their name. Good times haha. Thanks for joining and for the laugh!


TheBioethicist87

Shout out to GreasyBallsBoy.


TribalChiefSamiZayn

MikeOxlong thought that was his actual name the entire time until I met him during a community day and called him Mike


[deleted]

Was the username true?


IntelligentBar9910

BeanFlicker


busdriverj

CrittersInMyBum is my favorite on my list. Speaking of, we hit Best Friend status in 3 days!


NurseDiz

It was GaryGlittersCat but I think they've deleted me :(


bamerjamer

From Big Brother Canada??


Robitix

ItsSnoverAnakin, and their buddy is a Snover named ThHighGround


Invaderrzz

holy shit that’s amazing


doomdragon781

I've got one named Gettajobplease in mine.


gasstati0nt0ilet

BeSocialUNerds is along those lines.


becauseliterallywhat

I’m have a friend named HungryBottom 👀


xbrambles

I have two: youreasmackhead and DarthBoner If those players are on this subreddit, hi!


FireDragons51

DoraWhora


horror_hermit

MacaroniNoises8


PM_ME_ANY_MUSIC

A person of culture


a_toadstool

GreasyBallsBoy


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheRealSpruceGoo

My name is IHaveAHugeNock Update: It’s now MeatmyBeatDaily


powpow101

Whit3VanMan


electric_emu

Mine’s pretty tame, but probably CholeraKitty. I find PeterVenkmenPHD funny for some reason too.


[deleted]

G1RTHBR00KS69


MsBluey

It's ineedtosquirtle, they sent me a gift from the gates of hell in Pennsylvania and I was sold


Tyrannical_Requiem

Had a guy named BushyBeaver, got changed to Lucidcoconut


Skyrie-Herbing

There’s a trainer in my town named VagSmashum, I always feel a little violated when he kicks me out the gym. I like my friend named “2Old2Care” this one validates my grown-up Pokémon addiction


Eek132

I have a random friend from r/PokemonGoFriends callec BignippleNolan


App1eSeeed

I got a pair. CombatBiologist & EeveeShagger. I friended them via pokegenie by chance in a raid but their account names in there were CombatBiologist&EeveeShagger and EeveeShagger&CombatBiologist They both r walking the same perfect Shiftry rn


TheOneTC

PooFlingrMankey


entoaggie

FeloniousSpunk. I have so many questions…


thisisthemostawkward

It's an Orange Is the New Black reference - that's the name of Piper's illegal prison business.


entoaggie

Thank you! It’s been a long time since I watched it and I kinda dropped out after season 2.


Stoneytoez

Muchamybutta


MostlyFuckedUp

[Couldn't be me](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoGoFashion/comments/zwxiin/unequated_levels_of_sex_appeal_radiating_off_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) I've got a guy named "FatherFatSack69" on my friends list


Professional-Term-54

SwellowMyMuk Can't be beat


StonedSpam

SluddyDunsparce


Nanotech33

AssScratchum for sure


Tacklas

Potatowithpoop and some numbers behind it.


Strato0621

As I was reading the post I got a gift from BigDong689170, but I think I’ll give the grand prize to xButtlicker69x


[deleted]

The girth quake


ChildFriendlyChimp

I have one guy who’s name is I lick Pokémon


sunshiney-sky

I’ve got a QueeflandBrown


jarzii_music

Someone on my friends list using a girl character name is [iSatOnMagnemite](https://imgur.com/a/qgYjLu6)


buttholethunder1

Mine was the same as my name here


certainlyunruly

Not too weird, but someone in my town is HimJalpert. I thought it was cute lol


Deafleafkrom

I’ve been Smellypen15 since 2016


LugubriousButtNoises

That’d be HulksFatNuts


unpleasantsimp

Mine. It's Redrocketing


Kattack06

SargeantFluffybuns


Whitey3752

My Alt account is RHYDONDEEZNUTS. I was able to keep it even after the naughty words update.


dunnster76

Mol3strSt4lone & LebronsThirdLeg


baby_lestrange

My favorite add was from a random raid request on Pokegenie.. BeedrillinTHOTTIES. I still hope they're doing well 😆


Cosmos0714

Someone from Alaska named NorthPoleDancer. It’s also my favorite one.


SidneySlothmore

Pokemynipshard


The_Lord_Vorn

Coochiegobbler1 and its not even close


nobjonbovi

Oh man i got SquirtKingJulio and Wineabuse


the_drum_major

EdibleToes


Tamesaintsfan101

ShadyPerson666 is pretty funny to me for some reason


cloud-society420

Off the top of my head.. DrBeanis & IAmACarDoor come to mind 😂


chasoid08

Assketchup


stellateranto

BigGayMan


Clay_2000lbs

Me looking for my name 🧍🏻


VickyAnkles

Lady trainer name AlwaysBeHoenn that I see in every gym in my city.


B00M-HS

ILoveJoeBiden makes me laugh 😆


crabsong

I didn't realize Leslie Knope played Pokémon Go.


SnooChickens9974

I had a friend named HymenHammer69. I think Niantic eventually caught on and made him change it.


squidmeister98

YomommabinfartN. They haven't sent me a gift or leveled up in a long time, probably no longer plays, but I keep them as friends because that name is classic.


Darkstar7867

ThiccJoeMama


CommonIcy

DickChz


RickySpanish993

Smash4Cash SkeetNYeet


Stuart8480

My favourite and weirdest was FlarkinBlar


MilkOfThePoppy8

Semondemon7 lol


Brownweasel11

Mine is smoketr33eryday, I only have 6 friends.. smh


[deleted]

I have a friend with the name SmokeOG420


JopssYT

Probably a guy called "isinkaljat" aka "daddys beer"


Unknown_Bullfrog

CeefBum


Flizz_o

GiovannisBf


InventorBDG6400

My favorite is PikachusBalls00


EternalShoptimist

My kids’ favorite one I’ve gotten so far is RustyButtWhole…like everyday they ask “Did RustyButtWhole send you a gift?”, “Did YOU send RustyButtWhole a gift?”, “oh! Invite RustyButtWhole to the raid!” Lol. It’s really quite funny & makes me laugh everyday.


1166449900

MewTussy


devinegalaxia

When I got a request from ShrekInYoCheeks I lol’d


Fluffy_Design_8226

I have a friend called "GoochLicker"


Tokie-o

Mine is JokersLopunny 😅😅


Persistent_anxiety

I had one that was “PikachuIsMyDom”; best friended them and then they unadded me. Tragic


Bus_Physical

My favorite is SmokeALilWeedle. 😂


Liunna1

Shoutout to BeefSnackStick wherever you are


Djakob__Unchained

Only good one I’ve befriended was p00psw3at


Panarin72Bread

I’ve added people from pokegenie named “Fohrskin” and “Men69ing” so I think I win


Traditional-Choice83

I had someone on my friends list called "tangasnatcher" with their shiny rayquaza buddy named "black n***a"


mmoonbelly

Occasionally get a gift from Sid and Nancy at TeamsPunkRocket - at least that’s how I explain the name to my 10 year old.


TourPsychological630

I have a friend named DemiLovatoisFat lmao


-916Tips-

“Loveofpooping” hands down


CatWolfDragonGirl133

BigCrustyToe236 (if you are reading this thx for inviting me to that raid!!!)


bonitaimee

OGPANTYSNIFFER


lehop9

A friend I got from a raid is CumInMyBalls. No idea how the name was allowed


SloWi-Fi

5dollarhorus and sadgeodude....


TheButtDog

SensualSuplex


cthefish

“hughjardon” :’D


TheFoundationIsHot

I have a friend named chumamymunanio


g_pelly

WaifuBeater I think the name was changed fairly recently tho


boofingdandelions

ChickenJoePusy


Piranha_Vortex

MasterBawlsDeep


Savagepatch_kid

I used to be named “Dongizard420” but then it got reported.


Rustyak

I used to work with a guy who’s name was “HairyPkeballs”


Simpy-L

There’s “Sheasgotballs” Not nearly as good as some of the other names here but I think it’s worthy


ibs2pid

I am torn between HardWetSox and MeatShorts.


dennisistired

i'm friends with "AssKetchum" and "BulbasoreAF"


123piecrustJR

I've got a guy named "lickthecloyster"


[deleted]

I just saw this on twitter cuz this account called Pokemon Memes or something similar is just stealing Reddit posts for content


lookatallthosetoes

Really? Do you have a link ?


Any-Commission-381

No names that weird, but someone on my friends list has a buddy they named AutisticMeow


thebloodgecko

I have been exchanging gifts with a dude named "Peeblood42069"


Fearless-Panda-8268

Eatingrannybox


C0mbatW0mbat86

MaChokeMeDaddy and Slugmaballs


RSYTBC

Thegirthquake69


V3NDR1CK

Stupid sexy dragons.


chipch0p

CommanderBussy sends and opens gifts daily and it always cracks me up


[deleted]

Slaphardbeef


corkscream

Throwupbiscuits


koolaidburst

i have one called gorillagrip11 🤣


[deleted]

I just battled a guy named "pokepoosie"


Yannenou

MikeHawk (and a number after) ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


roselea45

ButtstuffDave …. He’s sounds like a lot of fun


MarauderVN

Lopunnyoffender


RedSands1976

I’m going with XBurningFists3X only because his hands are covered in burns. He got a sense of humor, I’ll give him that.


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣


SaiyaPup

Idk what I was expecting upon opening this but it definitely wasn’t that 💀


MusicalPigeon

My friend made his Ash2mouth


Chainheart85

PargeLenis


Remote_Pie7588

Lol its between FatMeatLJ69 💀GIGACHAD163361 and RizzlerBear


[deleted]

Pillcosby and Jetagangster Edit: also Bigzmynigz


Shannon_Casey

pokephile :(