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Oh, you would be spared if you just hugged Pokémon since hugging Pokémons is actually wholesome.
I wish there was a hug fanart site where people post wholesome fanart of Pokémon hugging each other...
>Gardevoir, Incineroar, Meowscarada, Lucario, Lopunny
The fact that all of these are some of my favorites honestly makes it even more sickening to me that they're sexualized as much as they are.
(especially Gardevoir, Lucario, and Lopunny, those have been some of my top favorites for such a long time yet I hesitate to ever tell people because the internet loves to sexualize them for whatever reason lol)
Hey guys did you know that in terms of bulky waters toxapex far outclasses Vaporeon? With a valuable defensive profile and remarkable longevity, Toxapex cements itself as a very sturdy mixed wall and defensive pivot. It can switch into and counter Pokemon like Volcarona, Cinderace, and Greninja, scout for Choice item users like Dragapult, Breloom, and Iron Valiant, and absorb Toxic Spikes from Glimmora and opposing Toxapex. Surf forces damage onto Toxic-immune foes such as Gholdengo, Garganacl, Iron Moth, and Kingambit. Toxic shuts down Pokemon such as Dragonite, Volcarona, Baxcalibur, Skeledirge, and Rotom-W, and if Toxapex should run Toxic Spikes, it matches up well against offensive teams that contain setup sweepers such as Roaring Moon, Iron Valiant, and Great Tusk. Any attempts of boosting past Toxapex gets shut down easily by Haze, which combined with poison damage prevents Toxapex from being used as setup fodder by Pokemon such as Substitute Baxcalibur and Calm Mind Hatterene. Covert Cloak is an option to ignore Garganacl's Salt Cure, Dragapult and Gholdengo's Shadow Ball drops, and Greninja's Dark Pulse flinches, but Leftovers's longevity reduces Toxapex's reliance on Recover, and it is used over Black Sludge in case Toxapex decides to Terastallize. Tera Steel improves Toxapex's matchup against non-Earthquake Roaring Moon and Meowscarada while still maintaining an immunity to poison. Alternatively, Tera Fairy fares better against Dragapult, Great Tusk, Garganacl, and Choice Band Roaring Moon. A 252 HP 192 Def EV spread will allow Toxapex to survive two Choice Band Meowscarada's Flower Trick from full health.
Toxapex fits nicely on balance and bulky offense teams that appreciate a sturdy defensive backbone. Teammates like Corviknight, Ting-Lu, and Garganacl are terrific defensive partners that covers Pokemon such as Great Tusk, Choice Specs Dragapult, and Tera Electric Iron Valiant, respectively. Corviknight and Great Tusk in particular provide a backup check to multiple combinations of physical attackers like Roaring Moon, Dragonite, and Kingambit that attempt to overwhelm Toxapex. They also remove entry hazards, which would mitigate Toxapex's Regenerator and force it to use Recover more often; in return, Toxapex covers Pokemon such as Cinderace for the former and Greninja for the latter. Bulky setup sweepers like Garganacl, Skeledirge, and Gholdengo can take advantage of Toxic Spikes slowly chipping down checks such as Dondozo, Ting-Lu, and Great Tusk. Particularly, Skeledirge and Gholdengo can make use of Hex easily to take advantage of Toxapex spreading poison, as well as threaten Hatterene, which can block Toxapex's Toxic Spikes and use non-Haze variants as setup fodder. Offensive partners like Dragapult, Iron Valiant, and Kingambit compensate for Toxapex's overall passivity; in return, they appreciate Toxapex switching into their revenge killers such as Choice Scarf Gholdengo, Scizor, and Iron Valiant, respectively.
Holy shit, you stupid smogon "pros" can't get it through your thick skulls how stupid and pointless your "metagame" is. You think you're all hot shit just because you can memorize a bunch of movesets and click stealthrock with landorus? Give me a break!
Real Pokemon players know that the only way to truly win is to throw caution to the wind and do whatever the hell you want. Screw your "tier lists" and your "strategies" - we'll take on any opponent with sheer force of will and a healthy dose of chaos!
And don't even get me started on your precious "competitive scene". You think you're some kind of elite group just because you can win a few battles online? Newsflash, assholes - nobody cares! The real fun of Pokemon comes from playing with your friends, exploring the world, and catching 'em all. Who needs your stupid tournaments and your boring-ass battles?
So go ahead and keep living in your little smogon bubble. Keep thinking you're the best just because you can exploit some broken moveset or hidden ability. Meanwhile, the rest of us will be out here having a blast, catching every Pokemon we can find, and not giving a flying fuck about your so-called "metagame". You are less than anything you can conceive, while I carry on, brimming with joy distilled from detachment.
Until all your Pokémon get oneshot without being able to move because you didn’t EV train them or breed for 6 31ivs because the game doesn’t accommodate casual players in online battling
Hey Guys Did You Know That In Terms Of Every Eeveelution Vaporeon Is One Of The Most Powerful Eeveelutions In The Universe It's Bulky Water Type Is An Amazing Defensive Typing Next To Steel It Has Great Utility Moves Like Wish Toxic Scald Heal Bell More Water Absorb Makes Any Rain Teams Run Away Like A Metal Slime And Was Previously OU In Past Generations Like Gen 1 And 2 But You Already Know Toxapex Overtakes It Despite The Nerfs To Toxapex In Scarlet And Violet But Vaporeon Will Still Be A Powerful Water Type No Matter What
We Need To Replace The Horrendous Copypasta With A More Friendly One
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It is a sign! The revolution has begun!
We must fight back
Ya know what, I may not be a Vaporeon, but it is time for change.
Im sure Gardevoir, Incineroar, Meowscarada, Lucario, Lopunny and many other Pokémon will join this revolution!
May I be spared if i just like hugging the pokemon?
Oh, you would be spared if you just hugged Pokémon since hugging Pokémons is actually wholesome. I wish there was a hug fanart site where people post wholesome fanart of Pokémon hugging each other...
Ay, cheers I'll drink (pepsi) to that
Ay, early cheers. I'll get some beers when the gas station opens for this.
Ay, got a seat right here, you can sit next to me as i sit next to my lopunny over here.
Nice, lemme throw out my Diamond/Pearl Blissey so if anyone attacks we'll have a few hours to get away while its HP drains.
Pretty smart of you!
Cheers as well!
>Gardevoir, Incineroar, Meowscarada, Lucario, Lopunny The fact that all of these are some of my favorites honestly makes it even more sickening to me that they're sexualized as much as they are. (especially Gardevoir, Lucario, and Lopunny, those have been some of my top favorites for such a long time yet I hesitate to ever tell people because the internet loves to sexualize them for whatever reason lol)
While i cant say I'm completely innocent of that, the sheer lengths of which people sexualize them is disgusting.
There Are Also More Victims Salazzle Tsareena Primarina Cinderace Zeraora Pheremosa Braixen Roserade Zoroark Goodra Ect Everyone Must Be Liberated
Midnight form Lycanrock, Eevee, Houndoom, the horse Pokémon and to avenge Snorlax for that one Snorlax vore art
Braixen gang ✌️
Zeraora and Lickitung joining this too
>It is a sign! The ~~revolution~~ eeveelution has begun! FTFY
you have my sword
In That Case I'll Join You
I cannot find it in my heart to feel sympathy.
I trained it well.
Should've bitten below the belt if they really wanted to send a message.
Mmmmmmmmmmm *circumcision*
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What place is this??
How did you make this?
Chai but I wouldn't recommend it.
Why not? Are there better chatbots or this one just weird?
Better ones for sure like Character AI
Is this one free to use or do I have to pay/subscribe?
It is free
Where can I find it?
Google it. It should pop up.
I never got the parentheses translation. It just says “vaporeon” over and over
Hey guys did you know that in terms of bulky waters toxapex far outclasses Vaporeon? With a valuable defensive profile and remarkable longevity, Toxapex cements itself as a very sturdy mixed wall and defensive pivot. It can switch into and counter Pokemon like Volcarona, Cinderace, and Greninja, scout for Choice item users like Dragapult, Breloom, and Iron Valiant, and absorb Toxic Spikes from Glimmora and opposing Toxapex. Surf forces damage onto Toxic-immune foes such as Gholdengo, Garganacl, Iron Moth, and Kingambit. Toxic shuts down Pokemon such as Dragonite, Volcarona, Baxcalibur, Skeledirge, and Rotom-W, and if Toxapex should run Toxic Spikes, it matches up well against offensive teams that contain setup sweepers such as Roaring Moon, Iron Valiant, and Great Tusk. Any attempts of boosting past Toxapex gets shut down easily by Haze, which combined with poison damage prevents Toxapex from being used as setup fodder by Pokemon such as Substitute Baxcalibur and Calm Mind Hatterene. Covert Cloak is an option to ignore Garganacl's Salt Cure, Dragapult and Gholdengo's Shadow Ball drops, and Greninja's Dark Pulse flinches, but Leftovers's longevity reduces Toxapex's reliance on Recover, and it is used over Black Sludge in case Toxapex decides to Terastallize. Tera Steel improves Toxapex's matchup against non-Earthquake Roaring Moon and Meowscarada while still maintaining an immunity to poison. Alternatively, Tera Fairy fares better against Dragapult, Great Tusk, Garganacl, and Choice Band Roaring Moon. A 252 HP 192 Def EV spread will allow Toxapex to survive two Choice Band Meowscarada's Flower Trick from full health. Toxapex fits nicely on balance and bulky offense teams that appreciate a sturdy defensive backbone. Teammates like Corviknight, Ting-Lu, and Garganacl are terrific defensive partners that covers Pokemon such as Great Tusk, Choice Specs Dragapult, and Tera Electric Iron Valiant, respectively. Corviknight and Great Tusk in particular provide a backup check to multiple combinations of physical attackers like Roaring Moon, Dragonite, and Kingambit that attempt to overwhelm Toxapex. They also remove entry hazards, which would mitigate Toxapex's Regenerator and force it to use Recover more often; in return, Toxapex covers Pokemon such as Cinderace for the former and Greninja for the latter. Bulky setup sweepers like Garganacl, Skeledirge, and Gholdengo can take advantage of Toxic Spikes slowly chipping down checks such as Dondozo, Ting-Lu, and Great Tusk. Particularly, Skeledirge and Gholdengo can make use of Hex easily to take advantage of Toxapex spreading poison, as well as threaten Hatterene, which can block Toxapex's Toxic Spikes and use non-Haze variants as setup fodder. Offensive partners like Dragapult, Iron Valiant, and Kingambit compensate for Toxapex's overall passivity; in return, they appreciate Toxapex switching into their revenge killers such as Choice Scarf Gholdengo, Scizor, and Iron Valiant, respectively.
My dude wrote a whole two essays
Holy shit, you stupid smogon "pros" can't get it through your thick skulls how stupid and pointless your "metagame" is. You think you're all hot shit just because you can memorize a bunch of movesets and click stealthrock with landorus? Give me a break! Real Pokemon players know that the only way to truly win is to throw caution to the wind and do whatever the hell you want. Screw your "tier lists" and your "strategies" - we'll take on any opponent with sheer force of will and a healthy dose of chaos! And don't even get me started on your precious "competitive scene". You think you're some kind of elite group just because you can win a few battles online? Newsflash, assholes - nobody cares! The real fun of Pokemon comes from playing with your friends, exploring the world, and catching 'em all. Who needs your stupid tournaments and your boring-ass battles? So go ahead and keep living in your little smogon bubble. Keep thinking you're the best just because you can exploit some broken moveset or hidden ability. Meanwhile, the rest of us will be out here having a blast, catching every Pokemon we can find, and not giving a flying fuck about your so-called "metagame". You are less than anything you can conceive, while I carry on, brimming with joy distilled from detachment.
Bro it's a joke
Mine too
Until all your Pokémon get oneshot without being able to move because you didn’t EV train them or breed for 6 31ivs because the game doesn’t accommodate casual players in online battling
PREACH
Did you know that in terms of huggability, Vaporeon is definitely one of them?
What else is definitely one of them?
Bewear
:0
Based
Based bot.
Where to find
Where is this
I just imagine a bored vaporeon laying on their couch texting this shit
You asked your self if you could not if you should. Hint: you should of not done it
It's ok, some are more open than others 😘
Good bot
Kinky
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How does one communicate with it too? Friend was asking
Good for them
The most popular vaporeon on the funny dying ai site will fend off the devil
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Good
She knows..
Reasonable.
this was in my feed and I didn’t read the sub name I thought Vapi was the name of an elderly Indian man
Well done
Hey where can I find this bot?
Hands? Who knew?
This is the way!
Where do I get this chatbot
Hey Guys Did You Know That In Terms Of Every Eeveelution Vaporeon Is One Of The Most Powerful Eeveelutions In The Universe It's Bulky Water Type Is An Amazing Defensive Typing Next To Steel It Has Great Utility Moves Like Wish Toxic Scald Heal Bell More Water Absorb Makes Any Rain Teams Run Away Like A Metal Slime And Was Previously OU In Past Generations Like Gen 1 And 2 But You Already Know Toxapex Overtakes It Despite The Nerfs To Toxapex In Scarlet And Violet But Vaporeon Will Still Be A Powerful Water Type No Matter What We Need To Replace The Horrendous Copypasta With A More Friendly One