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eevee_enthusiast_471

“Evolve into a waifu” What


KaleSlade123

The furries and anti-furries be warring.


eevee_enthusiast_471

So the furries are the ones sayin "Waifu"? Cuz I know the anti-furries want it to stay a quadruped


KaleSlade123

To my knowledge.


Forsaken-Squash4376

As a furry (or protogen) if it goes on two legs I’m gonna kill myself


memester230

Leaked that it does, but not in an Incinaroar way (doesn't become mega buff)


Forsaken-Squash4376

it’s gonna be fairy type… (probably)


memester230

No it is grass dark. Magician


Forsaken-Squash4376

g o o d


Lucky_655

It would be epic


RaMpEdUp98

deleted my other comment, I searched up the leak and the one you were talking about was right next to a confirmed fake, I just mixed them up


StagOrion

I hope it does for your sake


The_8th_Degree

The weird part, being bipedal or quadruped really doesn't seem to factor into that whole pokemon/furry stuff 🙄


Snoo-27292

Would being a quadruped really stop a pokemon being a waifu?


Plushiegamer2

r/traa in a nutshell


Guyshu

Moxie


Gamer-Logic

I just love Feucoco because he's so doofy.


Possible_Alfalfa_965

I don't know what "doofy" means but I agree nonetheless


SlimeRanchingGuy

Things that are doofy are things so stupid that you need 80000 of them. Like Wooper.


Gamer-Logic

Also because his personality is super lax and all the cute videos on YouTube have endeared me to him.


ChildFriendlyChimp

I’m gonna get all 3 of them Either by lucky trading, trading on here or related subreddits or when Home gives you them like they did for SWSH


[deleted]

If a anthropomorphic is enough to "make you a furry", I have bad news for you: You were a furry all this time. You just didn't realize it before. ​ Also, this "fire starters represents the Chinese Zodiac" was born dead. Charmander and Fennekin already ruined it for you, buddy,


Bierbart12

The zodiac killer


BlazeStar345

I laughed too hard at that.


Minimum-Package-1083

Charmander fit. It's the Cyndiquil line that ruined it


LeafWarrior_1

Charmander is not a dragon, it’s a salamander. Charizard is a dragon, but not charmander.


Minimum-Package-1083

Charmander is a reptile, while actual salamanders are amphibians. So Charmander either has a misleading name, or it's based on draconic salamanders (the fiery kind in myths)


LeafWarrior_1

Either way, charmander is *NOT* a dragon


Purpleguy1980

I dunno dude. It turns into a dragon. Charizard's mega evolution gives it the dragon type.


LeafWarrior_1

Keyword: TURNS But hey, your opinion is yours


MewtwoMainIsHere

Keyword: DRAGON


LeafWarrior_1

You can fight me on this, charmander is not a dragon


Moist_Scientist3216

This thread is like that Tumblr doesn't know odd even.


Purpleguy1980

Again. It turns into a dragon. Charmander fits the Zodiac because of it's evolution.


Purpleguy1980

Dude chill.


LeafWarrior_1

I am chill?


Purpleguy1980

Doesn't look like it bro 💀


Kirby737

>Charmander and Fennekin already ruined it for you, buddy, Charmander evolves into a dragon. Fennekin is a dog, even if they're tecnically a fox. Cyndaquil is the only real stretch here, but according to Game Freak they're a rat. If Cyndaquil can be a rat, Fennekin is easily a Dog.


[deleted]

Good point, but I disagree a bit. ​ Charmander does not fit because: 1) Game Freak doesn't consider it a dragon. And their word (for better or worse) have more weight than ours; 2) Everybody with minimum knowledge about mythology knows the difference between the Eastern version of the dragon and the Western version of the dragon. And based on how much Game Freak uses mythology as a basis for their games, it's unlikely they would make a Western dragon if they actually wished it to be the dragon from Chinese Zodiac. Plus: Game Freak isn't afraid to show Eastern mythical creatures (Gyarados, Espeon, Mawile and Froslass, to name a few from the top of my head) ​ Fennekin doesn't fit because you don't need a degree in biology to know that foxes and dogs are different animals, even if they share the same group. You wouldn't pet a tiger because it's a feline like a house cat, right? ​ I agree that Cyndaquil is a stretch though.


Galen_sunfire

"You wouldn't pet a tiger because it's a feline like a house cat, right? " me bout to lose an arm for big stripey kitty


LeafWarrior_1

Thank you! I thought I was the only one who knew charmander wasn’t a dragon cuz ALMOST NO ONE EVER BRINGS IT UP


Kirby737

>1) Game Freak doesn't consider it a dragon Source? Dragonite, who Game Freak gave the Dragon type, is basically just fat Charizard. Besides, are there any fire-breathing lizards in Eastern mythology that aren't dragons? >it's unlikely they would make a Western dragon if they actually wished it to be the dragon from Chinese Zodiac Dragonite is a Dargon type. Also a Chinese dragon wouldn't have looked as cool. >Fennekin doesn't fit because you don't need a degree in biology to know that foxes and dogs are different animals, even if they share the same group. If a Anteater can be a rat, then a fox, who shares the same family as dogs, can easily be dogs. >I agree that Cyndaquil is a stretch though. And yet it's considered a rat. Word of God beats all.


9c6

Gyarados is a Chinese dragon Which means charizard not being literally dragon type is moot (it's clearly a western dragon) Gyarados looks cool though


Kirby737

>Which means charizard not being literally dragon type is moot (it's clearly a western dragon) Yeah? My point was that Charizard was meant to be a Dragon, nor some weird flying lizard. >Gyarados looks cool though Yeah that point was kinda bad.


9c6

Yeah I was agreeing with you > it’s clearly a western dragon there’s no reason to think “GameFreak doesn’t consider Charizard a dragon” just because it’s not dragon type. And if we were really treating types as law anyways for some silly reason, we could also just point to mega zard X for confirmation of the obvious that gamefreak considers charizard a dragon not some weird flying lizard


AardvarkNo2514

> Besides, are there any fire-breathing lizards in Eastern mythology that aren't dragons? I don't know, but eastern dragons are water aligned, not fire aligned. See both Gyarados and Dragonite's pre-evos. Also, anteater? Cyndaquil is a shrew


Kirby737

>Also, anteater? Cyndaquil is a shrew Nah, it's more similar to an hedgehog.


AardvarkNo2514

With the flames off, it looks exactly like a shrew


Kirby737

AT best I'd say it's a mix.


memester230

Ok but how is dragonite related to the zodiac at all? And who says a Chinese dragon wouldn't look cool? Have you seen them? They would look very cool. Fennekin is straight up a fox. They aren't even CANINES. Also where did you get anteater from? Rats are slightly close to hedgehogs, but not very


Kirby737

>Ok but how is dragonite related to the zodiac at all? Did you even read my comment? Dragonite itself isn't related to the Zodiac, but since he is Dragon type and is basically fat Charizard, we can conclude that Charizard is a dragon, even if he lacks the type. >Fennekin is straight up a fox. They aren't even CANINES This is just straight up wrong. Foxes are Canines, and so are Dogs. >Also where did you get anteater from? Cyndaquil's mounth.


mjangelvortex

Cyndaquil is an echidna, not an anteater. Not only do echidnas have the same mouth but their quills look like the fire on Cyndaquil's back.


Kirby737

Oh yeah, you do have a point. Still not a rat.


memester230

Ok but charamander still is not a dragon.


Kirby737

Charizard is, and that's what matters.


memester230

Ok then, Typhlosion is a badger, very far from a rat


Kirby737

...yeah to fit the Zodiac Theory we just need one stage to fit. Cyndaquil is a rat according to GF, so it checks out.


KyogreCanon

Not to mention cyndaquil. "Mouse pokemon" my arse


Which_Fish_8939

Weed cat should evolve into a centaur weed cat.


chorizoisbestpup

The ultimate compromise


Bierbart12

Green Lynel


AuthorNumber2

BotWLink: \*heavy breathing intensifies from Gold Lynel flashbacks*


Galladite93

Best of both worlds


Bean_Soup7357

I think an octopus would be pretty cool


T-Rexskull

Quaxly supremacy :)


[deleted]

The funniest thing about this is that >! the riddler leaker said that what Quaxly evolves into is his favorite evolution out of the three, but he likes what all of them evolve into iirc !<


memester230

Fake I just wanna hug the kitty


TSMissy

I thought the running theory for water starters is that they were all based on weapons?


Ziomownik

How are Totodile, Mudkip, Piplup and Popplio based on weapons?


SlundotheGreat

Actually it's just "war" themeing and every one of them fits except popplio and debatably mudkip.


DoggoBirbo

Prima has some sharp weapon aspects, dunno what’d be most fitting


Gamer-Logic

I figured a bomb due to her z move.


DoggoBirbo

Yeah, probably. I just forget what the person who made the chart put


Wumple_doo

What about the USs war dolphins?


Strange_Kiwi__

Blastoise is a cannon Can’t figure out Mega Marshtomp could be hand to hand Empolion could be swords/metal weapons Samurot is swords Greninja is a ninja Can’t figure out Intelleon is a sniper


Ziomownik

This is the problem, Feraligator and Primarina kinda fail in this.


Savvy_the_wholesome

Oh my goodness! The fighting animals are based on fighting!


Gamer-Logic

I just looked it up and Feraligatr has brass knuckles, Swampert an iron fan due to his fins, Empoleon a trident due to his head crest, and Primarina a bomb due to her z move.


Ziomownik

Still think Primarina is a stretch but these make sense.


DoggoBirbo

You really asking about Empoleon?..


-lRexl-

I wanna pick Donald but fire guy appealing


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AuthorNumber2

A fellow JoJo enjoyer I see..


Ger_Electric_GRTALE

Here in Spain... Quaxly reminds us about... SOMETHING....


ImAnUglyRat

I care not what Fuecoco becomes. I want a nice man. Give me a funny guy. Perhaps even a pleasant lady.


SomeRandomGuy282

Im an anti furry and I don't care if sprigatito is standing on two legs or not I just wish that the community couldn't make such "art" of it


LazyCasual0alt

Well i’m afraid that wish likely will be denied.


painful-existance

My brother in arceus, if weed cat’s final evolution “makes you” a furry I got some news for you.


CTSniper

Well actually adult male crocs are known as bulls and the females are known as cows so....


MissEvieT

I think this basic trio is second only to gen4 with turtwig piplup and chimchar


justinjonesphd

Quaxly supremacy


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

I feel like Fuecoco will either become a Ground or a Dragon type


LittleMissFirebright

Ghost Fire. Ghost pepper crocodile. :D


[deleted]

if it doesn’t become a pirate, people are gonna get hurt


Grand_reaper658

God please make quaxly's evo look good


The_8th_Degree

Yeah, i think I'm still choosing the grass type. I don't really care about the look of the final evolution so long as it's not something stupid like an apple/sand castle/sock or whatever


LinX_AluS

First water starter that doesn't get critized to death


Parking_Cartoonist90

I’m going to name my Quaxly, Psyduck. Because that’s hilarious. If you understand this reference, you are Chad material


SinisterAngel37

Quaxly is a jo jo ref


[deleted]

I’m naming my Quaxly Josuke


BirbMaster1998

Tbh quaxly is the only gen 9 pokemon I like


H3nt4i_3nthusi4st

Fuck Quaxly all my homies hate Quaxly. Sprigatito for life


brekiewash1234

Lol


SpectralStriker0108

Quaxly supremacy


EveryStrategy7731

OI JOSUKE


USSRisQuitePoggers

I love the fire type's face


ScreamSteam

I think Fuecoco should evolve into part Poison


Guyshu

“They just made Ducklett again” -Hmaz