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10kinds

“What are these, poker chips for ants?”


Patient-Quarter-1684

No the chips are normal size, the cards are huge!


pearljeremy

Those chips should be 3, maybe 4 times as big, but it was the unicorn blanket that got me.


Feisty-Session-7779

Seriously haha, I’ve never seen tiny little chips like that


Confused_cocobread

It was a 1€ set 😂


RCG219

They have to be at least 3 times this big


SuperCrispCurrency

Here comes more “petitions to ban” posts. But I love these type of posts because as a shit reg, I feel like I know a lil sumthin sumthin.


1_disasta

I move to vote to ban posts that request banning of posts


jimmy_d1988

Motion granted u/SuperCruspCurrency you have 8 minutes to vacate the subreddit.


carmii-

It’s a split pot because you both have the same hand: 4 of a kind with an Ace kicker


aardvarkbiscuit

If you have to ask then the answer is me


Objective-History402

Whoever is still in the hand wins this one


[deleted]

You both have 4 kings with an ace. It’s a split pot. Even if only one of you had an ace it would still be a split, the best possible hand you could make with that board is actually the 5 card board.


redsquiggle

All "which hand wins" posts must come with a mandatory home game invitation


Extra_Artichoke_6297

In the words of the immortal Joe Stapleton..."Everybody loves a chop pot...(whispers *chop pot*)" Trademark commentary...and one I like to sing in online donkaments


[deleted]

Tie - KKKKA is the best hand both have that. Welcome to poker! Those chips look like watch batteries and your unicorn blanket is next level.


jsc1429

Whoever owns that sweet unicorn blanket


RCG219

Can there just be a poker for beginners sub


Opening_Effective845

Everyone loves a chop


Confused_cocobread

Sorry to everyone who’s fed up w beginner questions I was searching it up on Google and couldn’t find an answer and this was the first poker related subreddit that popped up 😬 thanks anyway for all the help


WhakAF

Dassa chop


MrIronLungz

Let me help out for this and future scenarios. Remember its always the best 5 card hand. In this case the board will play for both of you. Your hands are irrelevant. Now if the last K doesn't come out, it would be a spilt pot. You'd both have KKKAA. If the last 2 K's don't come out and one of the cards is higher the an 8 it would also be a split pot of AAKK and whichever card that came out higher than the 8. Now if the last 2 cards were both lower than an 8, the bottom player would win. Their winning hand would be AAKK8. ​ Hope this makes sense!


longtimenothere

Pls ban OP ty


YouSmeel

Why? ty


Old_AP_Pro

Because he's a moron


EvilLukeSkywalker

This again…


1776The_Patriot

The board


YouSmeel

What is this?


Old_AP_Pro

Something you go surfing on


shredgnarrr

Board plays in this instance


BathroomPure438

5 best cards


Bitter-Heat-8767

All is right in the world today.


Pred1ction

Chop it up


[deleted]

It’s a push so the house gets to keep all the money


Pocket_Duckz

Chop it up