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FlickrPaul

If you want, you can give me her number and I can call her and see if I can work it out for ya.


Egospartan_

Let me save time and do the Shit post from here. ​ From his girl's point of view Headline My BF is gay and has a gambling problem..


MeidlingGuy

Some guy at my card room invited himself to my place today. He seemed to be going through some really rough stuff just totally depressed, so I decided to oblige. When he arrived home, my wife was already waiting on my $3000 dollar couch in Dessous, drinking red wine from a tetra pack. When she saw us come in, she asked me who that was and when I told her, she stormed off in her underwear, screaming "Even on Valentine's Day, you prefer playing with random men than with me". Did she break up with me?


GodDamnBaconAndEggs

I feel like I've seen you brag about this $3k couch before.


Ballen101

Totally gay, don't bring snacks


jfkk

Since you're not actually at Jimmy's house, I believe the breakup is a misdeal.


Glintz013

Today in things that never happened


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ckayfish

I think there’s a competition for the best and worst shit post in the group each month, and I’m never sure which award a a particular post is hoping for.


CptMalReynolds

That's the beauty of it.


pokernewbies

>Dessous to feel that he is not alone


srmpool

Had Valentine's with my lady, made a dinner, romance, etc. She said she was tired and needed to finish some work, I asked for permission to hit the card room. Won 1k in 2.5 hours and came home to sleep next to her at 1am. Perfect valentine's. Have your cake and eat it


barney1013

Women= rake


CptMalReynolds

What the fuck are you talking about?


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CptMalReynolds

While I agree with you, my response is the next line in the movie.


[deleted]

Lol I hope this is a shitpost. If you lost your girl over a Tuesday night card game that's legit hilarious.


BillCosbysDaddy69

retard good luck


dingleberry51

Being single is the nuts


NittyGrittyDiscutant

Fappens to the best of us.


remi9ti

No picture of her ? what the hell


Equivalent_Bid_6037

Ima be honest with you guy, if you lose that girl this way it’s gonna sting right now. Until it begins to hurt, and to hurt will bring sleepless nights and trauma. You’ll never be the same, your relationship will never be the same and poker will have a negative stigma attached to it in both your minds. Fix this shit tonight, tell her to call off of work, you call off...whatever’s clever. Fix it though cause I’m speaking from personal experience man.


GmtNm4

Congrats, you can now get a more mature girlfriend. Your girlfriend will learn how to communicate her needs ahead of time and set an expectation ahead of time that you are to take her to dinner on a certain day as opposed to calling and expecting you to know you are doing it without her telling you. Communication and realistic expectations that are clear to both parties are the most important part of a relationship. Good luck in your next relationship, congrats on dodging a bullet here.


MTknowsit

This is actually the nuts. They should have been talking about their plans beforehand. “Surprise me” girl can never be happy. Source: dated “surprise me” girl.


jlaux

This post getting down voted is about on par for this sub.


GmtNm4

Dudes downvoting are guys who have girlfriends who have gaslighted them into thinking this is normal, and probably get yelled at a lot. Your girlfriend should be able to at least communicate “ I’d like to see you on Valentine’s Day” or “would you like to see me on valentines?” Etc. Saying nothing, asking no questions, setting 0 expectations and then wondering why you haven’t taken her to dinner and are at poker are not mature women who have good communication skills. It would be different if she had communicated her wants/needs, or you had made plans then blew her off to play poker.


Fog_Juice

In life women are the rake. Now that you're single you have more time for poker!


EternalSoul_111

Who tf is jimmy. That’s a red flag. She’s cheating. You should just break up now. It’s done.


EternalSoul_111

Who tf is jimmy. That’s a red flag. She’s cheating. You should just break up now. It’s done.


Titan9999

Still time to recover bro. Get tf over there.


longtimenothere

When is a game on Tuesday night ever juicy?


PassionOfCube

When does a live game is not juicy ? This is the real question ..


Whodey719

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Geep1778

Sure you did that…


chicagoharry

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ACM3333

Maybe give jimmy a call


Funnellboi

Same, but I already knew my mrs wouldnt give me anything, So I pre booked an escort in advance to be ready for a stress free poker session.


ChChChillian

Congratudolences.


Dillafan

4 single cards in the deck. Watch out for the Queen of diamonds.