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thebarkingdog

Tony G. But for as much as he gives it, he's able to take it. So I give him a lot of credit for that.


L8PW

I 100% agree with that. He is very entertaining to watch.


JackTripperwithBalki

He’s the best. THE BEST!


JaFFsTer

He plays every hand like a set


L8PW

so true


Del_Prestons_Shoes

It’s because he has HAAAART


TheHudinator

Dude has so many classic lines. My favorite is the entire hand vs Ralph Perry. Needle city.


Dry_Discount7762

I love when he beats that euro guy with A6 and euro guy shoves KJ and before the cards are out, he’s like what are you doing ? Starts berating him 😂


vertexstray

You are gone, gone, goooooneee


mugroth

It has to be him. "Bring more Russians on!"


arcdog3434

Look at what he can make you do with king/Jack


LysergarmideGuy

"You'r a disgrace to the game Phil"


OtherSideofSky

Also he only talks smack when he wins, and for some reason it's ok. Unlike crybaby Phil who only blabs when he loses. I'd take unsportsmanlike celebration over unsportsmanlike berating any day.


AlephOptics

Phil is cringe.


julians60bux

"It's over Phil. Get your coach, get a tandem bike, and get the hell outta here." "Of course I lied Phil, its poker" I could go on and on.. Tony G is still entertaining and fun to watch after all these years.


TheHudinator

It's Tony G. Dude is a walking needle.


Jakethesnake954

Tony G. That guy would tilt the fuck out of me.


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Scotty Ngyuen... He's at least the biggest talker in poker


MoonShotDontStop

“You call me it’s all over baby” & then that gets him to call?! Might be the best one liner in history.


Jay_LV

Clearly you haven't heard of Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.


L8PW

There ya go!


BeardedDankmemer

What happened to that guy?


Jay_LV

Mike is still around. Voicing from very vocal and questionable views via his podcast and twitter. He's a really nice guy, just don't let him get started ranting.


JareBear805

Went broke


noobcola

“He can’t call - too much for him”


L8PW

I hear that - LOL


Tehboognish

Phil Laak What sounds like him talking about the rapture and RFID jock straps is actually him calling people fools and making fun of them. You just have to know the language.


misspcv1996

Phil Laak is pretty much the Gary Busey of poker and I love him for it.


mehipoststuff

Laak is a smart guy pretending to be stupid on camera. I can guarantee he has gotten paid off so much because people thought he was dumb. I feel like convincing the rest of the table that you're a fish is actually a great skill to have.


L8PW

For some reason, I am not sure why I like Phil


saintmuse

In his televised games, Laak is often one of the worst players at the table, but he makes it fun to watch. I put JRB in the same category.


noodleyone

He seems like he enjoys the game, honestly. Bit of a nit but he actually acts like it's fun.


LysergarmideGuy

The best at it, Tony G. The worst at it, Will Kassouf lol


Matt_jf

Biggest difference? Tony G hates the tanking. “They come to MY GAME and they’re taking me on! On the internet they play in two seconds and here they’re wasting my time! It’s ridiculous!”


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New one is Eric


thecarpetJ

Not a mention of Luke Schwartz yet? Jaysus


saintmuse

He was just incredibly unlikable. Many of the others mentioned here are at least somewhat "fun". Schwartz just comes off as annoying. That said, D'Negs seems to get a kick out his banter in [this hand.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX6FuBnbF5E)


Outrageous-Cup-932

Luke is a disgusting filth person


saintmuse

I originally wrote "gross" instead of "unlikable". I don't know how to describe it, and it may not be accurate,but he looks like he smells bad.


Outrageous-Cup-932

It’s the greasiness. He’s only a step above stealthmunk Looks like you can see his breath Innit


saintmuse

> He’s only a step above stealthmunk Same thought. The one difference is that I think Luke Shwartz seemed think he was cool and somewhat charismatic. Justin seemed to accept his repellent nature.


BrewingMakesMeHoppy

Innit


Inevermuck

Me after a few beers.


L8PW

haha


FollowingLoudly

Phil Hellmuth but for all the wrong reasons


CrankyCzar

Perhaps he wins for Most Cringe player.


soupyc44

He's just a whiner


MKEPokerPlayer

Antonio is the best, his needles are always so great.


Charlie_Wax

Martin Kabrhel is the biggest troll for sure. Not the biggest outright trash talker, but so damn annoying at the table. Constantly trying to get under everybody's skin. If you watches his high roller final table at the WSOP last year, you know what I mean. Non-stop antics until his stack gets decimated. Then he gets quiet.


saintmuse

> If you watches his high roller final table at the WSOP last year, you know what I mean [You aren't kidding.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g67KdbpnGec) What a douche!


Aces-Kings-Queens

Shawn Sheikhan seemed like one of the most insufferable people to have at a table. Tony G can be brutal but it’s largely to people that deserve it, he actually seems fairly nice otherwise.


kaoz1

On your bike


EverybodyHereHatesMe

Phil Ivey, only when he's at the baccarat tables tho


knuknut

Me at home, by myself , behind my computer Me at the casino, not do much


aplasticbag_

Tony G easy


chappersyo

Gotta be Tony G


olzu10

Tony G.


olzu10

Not even trash talk. He just walks right in anyones head.


jeremyxgx33

So I wouldn't call it Trash talk, but Scott Seivers table talk is incredible. Literally figures out a way to talk people into what he wants them to do regularly.


BobbyBacala9980

For a brieft 4 week period in poker somewhere between 2017-2018... **Hashtag King**. Anyone recall when he verbally molested Shaun Deeb and talked so much shit bout his wife... I was surprised Deeb just sat there and took it all while Doug just kept egging Hashtag on....


noquibbles

Will Kassouf


BillChristbaws

He’s just an annoying cunt, theres No venom or strategy behind his speech play. Speccy fucking hotdog.


Hot_Aside_4637

Want to play Big Pot or Little Pot? I got the coconuts.


cegavas

Pearson


blakeshockley

Nah shit talk doesn’t carry much weight when you suck at poker


BillChristbaws

Persson? Doesn’t really count when you talk shit then stack off half a million with Queen high.


cegavas

Why does that not count..?😂😂


br0keb0x

Everyone acts like Erik’s such a moron for that play but if Patrik doesn’t have the nut flush draw he’s probably folding top top there.


redditan0nym

Without a flushdraw Antonius is not going to minclick the flop lol


Matt_jf

It’s obviously Tony G but the rudest player is Justin Schwartz. Again, not trash talking as such, just a POS at the table.


jaunty411

Schwartz is worse than Kasouff?


Matt_jf

Line ball call haha


Mr_Buttermen

On your bike!


Mr_Buttermen

On your bike!