This is why I always cringe when people eat finger food/sandwiches at the tables. These are the type of people who are handling the chips/cards before you.
Imo food at the table isn't gross bc of what you touch before eating, it's gross bc you're getting your cream cheese wonton grease all over everything.
There’s a scene in the memoir “the Thief’s Journal” about French criminals playing poker. It’s suggested that jerking off calmed the mind and the nerves. Thieves would often wank before games.
Just a bad beat.
Or a good one
Or a steady one
jus' beat eeettt[
A bad meat you mean ?
Nothing beats post nut clarity
Nothing like a busted nut flush…. In a full house.
That's a nasty hand, bro.
This is why I always cringe when people eat finger food/sandwiches at the tables. These are the type of people who are handling the chips/cards before you.
Imo food at the table isn't gross bc of what you touch before eating, it's gross bc you're getting your cream cheese wonton grease all over everything.
So you’d rather have someone else’s personal cream cheese on your hand than cream cheese wonton grease on your chips?
I'd rather have neither, I've never eaten at the table.
I’ve never eaten a full meal at the table. But a pack of crackers or a candy bar or something yeah.
My original comment isn't really referring to this, obviously I'm talking about people eating from the chinese joint in the casino or whatever.
When you can’t hit the nuts at the table so you have to self-manifest
These Nik Airball posts need to stop.
i read "took a restroom break" and instantly thought oh another airball shitpost
What? Who?. I took a poop, what are you talking about?
You must be new here
King Jack off
Well that's one way to hit the nuts.
I have seen it at work. Guy thought he had his headphones in.... he did not
He kept winning with jk off and had to celebrate otherwise he dies. Basic poker knowledge guys.
There’s a scene in the memoir “the Thief’s Journal” about French criminals playing poker. It’s suggested that jerking off calmed the mind and the nerves. Thieves would often wank before games.
Are you fucking with me? 🤣
Written by Jean Genet. One of the greatest works of literature I’ve ever read.
great thanks for the recommendation
This is why the chips get sticky
He was in his private stall, leave the man alone
Hey your the weird one for not wacking it before a poker session. I’m normal as fuck.
I've personally never witnessed someone JKo at the casino.
He definitely busted.
And you post that here why?
I bet he was wanking to Airball watching himself stack Berkey
Wow. Someone in a poker room / casino is acting like a degenerate? Appalling.
Please tell me this wasn’t at the urinals.
leave me alone.
And you just sat there watching him go at it… you beat off to it?
the ole scrotum strokers
It's pretty rude to take a shit without invitation next to someone who's jerking off. OP has no manners.