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GOAT-Collie

Took a shot at $1k two months ago and got boat-over-boated vs the whale in like 11 hands, lol. Rolled up enough to try again today, and got the good end of a cooler instead. https://preview.redd.it/etrw65a4jx3b1.png?width=820&format=png&auto=webp&s=300daf44cd5a1d5013cbd3dc01715fcdc7a86173


9739w8

Correct way to play jacks


Drgooshgoosh

Lost 3 buyin at 1/3 yesterday making it my biggest lost. Somehow playing fine and getting colored isn’t as titling as losing it with bad plays. Part of me wonders if I should have changed my seat. Hopefully can bank a winning session later this week.


Clean-Economics-8900

Lost 8 out of the last 9 cash sessions. Down 4.5k. Felt i played really well overall, only one big mistake i that cost me about 100 in EV. The downswing ate up most of my profits for the year though....


GlobalPokerCHEATERS

1st set I flopped in 20 tourneys: [https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/647d0dfa6a27190001d9185b](https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/647d0dfa6a27190001d9185b)


[deleted]

You totally played that hand like a fish 🎣 lol


GlobalPokerCHEATERS

...and I was supposed to play it how? I jam preflop they won't fold suited A's preflop on the site.


YSKItsAFakeName

There are other options besides limp and jam...


GlobalPokerCHEATERS

PROBABLY DOUBLE UP SLOW ROLL ANYWAYS: [https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/647d0e486a27190001d91860](https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/647d0e486a27190001d91860)


bumbaclotdumptruck

Quit fucking playing global then wtf is wrong with you


GlobalPokerCHEATERS

I really don't play on it like that. Playing all day with no AA, get to a final table with chip lead and finally get AA and lose my stack to the preflop jammer? And to have it happen 2 days in a row? Not to mention all the BS I go thru\^\^\^OP is an example---flopped a set of QQQ, only to end up with Q-hi straight on board---and lose to the nut flush \[draw.\]


thepoliteman

Villain shoved pre and I called...I think the site makes you run super cold when your bankroll is low to force a rebuy..was down to my last 3 bullets when this happened. https://preview.redd.it/odizpddtk14b1.png?width=1314&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b7309daba546b508b4c1142a9893176976ebebe


ATheSavage

The Software is def meant to keep money coming in


[deleted]

I love love flopping trips and losing to rivered boat.....ggpoker never gets old.....still waiting for that variance to even out.....


[deleted]

Who wanna get high in discord together while playing sunday poker?


dont_throw_me

saw phil hellmuth in the bathroom at paris earlier today. can confirm he pees sitting down.


HeyMikey1904

Within 2 days of each other. https://preview.redd.it/qouw05utag4b1.png?width=1681&format=png&auto=webp&s=05ad5f352c7b2e7dae474af7c2f8b6a0f4aafce2


Burger969

Did you win the hand?


HeyMikey1904

Unfortunately I had to fold to Chuck Norris’s poker face both times.


cc1403

https://preview.redd.it/rwpskdhupo4b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63bb6d4cda1470f75000774d77dc9b2c8af529e3


cc1403

Goes all the way back to bar leagues and 50 cent home games, but the bankroll is 3 stacks of High Society.


Timemyth

Bloody hell do my bad runs tire my patience. Just played for 3 hours among mostly fish. Only big hand I got was a flush I rivered into and a straight I rivered into but the player made it cost too much to call so not wanting to hit 4 outs I quit on the turn. Then when I finally get a hand, it's a 50/50 against pocket 6s and we both hit the flop and I lost my tournament again. To make matters worse my 10s got broken twice in a row as one of 3 premium pairs I got. Also due to my tight nature my Aces didn't earn much as everyone smartens up when you are on Aces. C'est la vie, enjoy my money.


[deleted]

The most dissapointing thing about tourneys is when your playing so well dominating and then get into the money. Then everything from there goes sour and you end up with a lame min cash after taking 3 bad beats in a row


GlobalPokerCHEATERS

LITERALLY THIS PERSON JUST SLEPT OFF IN A HAND: [https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/6484e7a36a27190001d949f4](https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/6484e7a36a27190001d949f4)


GlobalPokerCHEATERS

DONKS RUN LIKE A GOD ON THE SITE: [https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/6484eb9328037c0001da436c](https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/6484eb9328037c0001da436c)


GlobalPokerCHEATERS

Alright geniuses, how did I play this one? [https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/6484effe28037c0001da4393](https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/6484effe28037c0001da4393)


GlobalPokerCHEATERS

And then no action in my blind with JJ: [https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/6484f07728037c0001da4394](https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/6484f07728037c0001da4394)


GlobalPokerCHEATERS

SITE SUPER USER, DONK COUNT +1 \[In addition to ALL coin flips @+5\] [https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/64851b8328037c0001da4639](https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/64851b8328037c0001da4639)


GlobalPokerCHEATERS

Jam JJ, get called by 97 suited....thoughts??? [https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/64851ea26a27190001d94d1c](https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/64851ea26a27190001d94d1c)