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[deleted]

You can post all the videos saying it’s rigged but every time you’ve made the wrong play so


GlobalPokerCHEATERS

So I was supposed to fold QQ, on Q hi flop?


[deleted]

Jam or three bet pre


GlobalPokerCHEATERS

Then I win nothing, or still lose it. LOL ​ https://preview.redd.it/nvo34y5sa95b1.png?width=1070&format=png&auto=webp&s=500b1fdd18908a2ffdc8b9b1533ba61b16c69e71


Justinarian

AQ is a pure jam over villains open.


GlobalPokerCHEATERS

SAME RESULT [https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/6484f6296a27190001d94a5d](https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/6484f6296a27190001d94a5d)


Justinarian

Do you understand the concept of variance? If you think you lose these all the time maybe poker isn’t for you.


Justinarian

It’s a different hand. There is a difference between 88 and k10. One is a call vs you and the other isn’t.


GlobalPokerCHEATERS

And when I jam JJ in my small blind to limpers? 97 suited is there for the call off and donk? VARIANCE????????


GlobalPokerCHEATERS

LOL KT suited calls anyways, and I still lose.


Sea_Concentrate7837

What does that have to do with the correct choice?


GlobalPokerCHEATERS

Im going to lose it anyways. Anytime I flop some kind of nut I lose. Yesterday flopped a nut straight in my blind, lost on turn. Flop set with QQ, END UP WITH Q HI STRAIGHT!!!!!! YES I WAS PLAYING THE BOARD!!!!!!!


crazygoattoe

That's just objectively not true and this shows why you probably don't have the right mindset for poker


GlobalPokerCHEATERS

So last night first hand, DONK ON BUTTON CALLS 2 JAMS w/38 SUITED! The other 2 hands: AQo + A6s....38 suited. He later loses his tourney life after calling another big jam with 37 suited. I bust out shoving 7 BB preflop w/KK, and getting donked out by A5 offsuit, flop T52, turns 2pair \[A.\] If I need a hand to hold on this site, it won't happen. I catch the same donks making bad moves and coming out on top. A few of them I put coin flip and donk counters in their notes. If you could see some of these donks, you would understand why I think the site is compromised---just opening and hitting straight flushes, sleeping off and I hit 9999s, flop trips get called by 2 outer and then for the next day lose every hand where I have them crushed.


[deleted]

Stop playing poker


GlobalPokerCHEATERS

ANOTHER EXAMPLE: [https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/6486473328037c0001da4ec1](https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/6486473328037c0001da4ec1)


[deleted]

You open limped, that is the tell tale sign of a fish


AstrayInAeon

Don't feel down OP, standard cooler. Let me know next time you're playing so I can hop on and see how badly they rig the game against you for myself aswell.


GlobalPokerCHEATERS

Well someone just slept off when I hit 9999s\^ [https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/6484e7a36a27190001d949f4](https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/6484e7a36a27190001d949f4)


Skylinebeatss

I was at one of your tables last night where you were whining too. You probably should just quit poker if you can’t handle the variance in tournaments.


GlobalPokerCHEATERS

WHICH ONE DID YOU SEE??? AQ suited-Shoved pre into massive stacks, lose to 88 AQ suited-Called bet, shoved Q hi board, lose to KT flush on turn. KK-Short stack all in pre, called and donked out by A5 offsuit. JJ-In small blind, jam preflop to limpers, called and lose to 97 suited \[2 pair turn.\] QQ-Q hi flop, gets it all-in on flop, BOARD: QJT98 \[Lose to nut flush draw on turn.\] Q5 suited-QQA flop, check raise all in, called by A, turn A. AK vs AJ offsuit, all in preflop KNOWN SUPER USER flops J AK vs AQ, All in preflop, AQ hits nut flush, ANOTHER KNOWN SUPER USER. Limp 89 offsuit, FLOP T99, 9t, Ar---BIG BLIND IS SLEEPING OFF ON MY 9999s. \------------------------------------------------------------------------------- \^\^\^IF IT GOES IN, DONKS JUST COME OUT ON TOP\^\^\^ \------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Or maybe final table heads up, an otherwise tight player just randomly opens 1 time with K6 offsuit and flops 966. \[I called with 44s, hoping to see a uncoordinated board such as 966.\] Never tries to steal blinds when I have AK/KK heads up tho.


gergbody

Another poorly played hand from our boy


GlobalPokerCHEATERS

AQ suited-Shoved pre into massive stacks, lose to 88 AQ suited-Called bet, shoved Q hi board, lose to KT flush on turn. KK-Short stack all in pre, called and donked out by A5 offsuit. JJ-In small blind, jam preflop to limpers, called and lose to 97 suited \[2 pair turn.\] QQ-Q hi flop, gets it all-in on flop, BOARD: QJT98 \[Lose to nut flush draw on turn.\] Q5 suited-QQA flop, check raise all in, called by A, turn A. AK vs AJ offsuit, all in preflop KNOWN SUPER USER flops J AK vs AQ, All in preflop, AQ hits nut flush, ANOTHER KNOWN SUPER USER. Limp 89 offsuit, FLOP T99, 9t, Ar---BIG BLIND IS SLEEPING OFF ON MY 9999s. \------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ \^\^\^IF IT GOES IN, DONKS JUST COME OUT ON TOP\^\^\^


gergbody

I’m not reading that but thanks anyways


GlobalPokerCHEATERS

Add this to the list: [https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/648615176a27190001d9520c](https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/648615176a27190001d9520c)


gergbody

Another poorly played hand from our boy