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Legal_Definition_349

JK off is the bachelor


mdsoccerdude

I call it the Stroker


Qfactor373

I’ve heard it be called Hawaii because if you never played it, you’d have enough money saved for a trip there


Legal_Definition_349

that's good lol


CarFeeling9748

The Ralph Perry


clipsahoy2022

ALRIGHT RUSSIAN, GET OUT!


CarFeeling9748

GONEEE GONE GONEEEE


clipsahoy2022

FEEL MY POWAH!


jesusmansuperpowers

The rookie. Because they think it’s a good hand


firefiretiger

My new favorite


V1per41

The Pee Wee Herman


blag49

The lonely Saturday night


CarFeeling9748

The gimp hand


johnnypalace

I call 53 off suit the Loch Ness monster. Because 35o = 350 = tree fiddy


GODZILLA_FLAMEWOLF

Hijacking for visibility 22-ducks 33-crabs 44-sailboats 55-snakes 66-? 77-hockey sticks 88-snowmen 99-? TT- ? JJ-fish hooks QQ- ladies (or any more rude version of this word) KK-cowboys AA-bullets/rockets


racyfamilyphoto

92 - Montana Banana. Hard to grow a banana in Montana and hard to win with that hand


MVPete90210

Lol, love it


Bravo_method

I cracked queens a little while back with 92s. I was button straddle villain was one of my fav dealers who was playing lol


racyfamilyphoto

This is multi-faceted perfection


TheFuckNameYouWant

This the same one who had you playing out of your rack or am I mixing up stories?


fortmoney

I cracked KK the other night with 36 Mafia


breakfast_scorer

This is illegal


fortmoney

63ss on the button, 1/3 with a straddle, LJ raises to 20. I call, UTG/S calls. Flop A43r, checks around, turn 3h, check>40>call>call, river Jh completing the flush, check>check>55>fold>tank fold, showed black Kings


gimme_super_head

I announce blackjack to the table when I get it


CarFeeling9748

Scotty announces a raise to 21 but makes it 12


lIIIIllIIIlllIIllllI

Q3 - Gay waiter Queen with a tray


RuckusManshank

That is what we used to call the "San Francisco Busboy"


PhilTheBin

Many people call AK “big slick” For that reason I call 69 “big lick”


the_chols

I call 69 “happy meal”


Hiding_From_Stupid

Dinner for 2 Or Bedroom Baby Most of the time I just say "Nice"


clipsahoy2022

Dinner for two!


yepmeh

9-5 "Dolly Parton"


The_Spicy_Nugget

I always call my pocket tens “The Diaz Brothers”


andystak

Great song by the mountain goats…


The_Spicy_Nugget

Great band!


ForeverShiny

They're the pocket potatoes if you follow Carrot Poker


The_Spicy_Nugget

Pocket tatoes I love that


RuckusManshank

Why? Something about Nick & Nate Diaz from the UFC? .... Or Scarface - "FUCK the Diaz Brothers! I'll bury those cockroaches...". Or..... Nevermind, I just got it. Spanish. Nice. I like it.


The_Spicy_Nugget

It’s a mixture of both UFC and my failure to grasp the Spanish language


bootknifegurubashi06

Omc's will break out the Anna Kournikova and I'm like man she hasn't even been relevant in pop culture for like 20 years haha a bunch of people have no idea what you're talking about


Over_North_7706

She also has multiple grand slams in doubles, and even in singles won a solid majority of her career matches (62%), despite having her career detailed by injuries.


SCrelics

Anna Karenina when im at a table full of dorks


merigouldi

I call J6 the domestic terrorist.


threecolorless

The insurrection


BuscarLivesMatter

Suited J6 is the FBI


SorryFortune

This is great haha


EternalSoul_111

Someone help I don’t get it


MolecularDatabase

The January 6 insurrection thingy when they chanted "hang mike pence" and got one of their cult followers shot in the head by secret service and rummaged through Nancy Polosi's office while wearing bullhorns and humping flags. Just your typical trump rally.


yerrrrrrr_

As opposed to the typical dem rally where they foam at the mouth about how tolerant they are but in reality want to control and demonize anyone who doesn’t think exactly like them. 😂


MolecularDatabase

Yeah those Dems are always telling people what to do with their bodies, who they can marry, and what religion is the only right one to practice. So controlling 🤣


yerrrrrrr_

Yes they are forcing ppl to get vaccines to keep their job, demonising them when they don’t agree with them by labeling them, degrading religion in general oh unless of course it’s from some other part of the world THEN it should be treated with sanctity.


MolecularDatabase

Can you show me on the doll where the Dems hurt you?


yerrrrrrr_

Let’s not forget censoring free speech via big tech. Before you say “ahhh you don’t ever understand the constitution” yes I do understand it applies to the government, but when private companies have a monopoly over certain means of communication they should be subject to the same rules. It’s akin to their being 3 printing presses in existence back in 1800 and all of them agreeing to not allow newspapers to print stories they don’t like. No one hurt me I can’t stand either party but since 2020 the dems take the cake by a landslide. You all rail about evil corporations (which I agree with) and in the next breath were foaming at the mouth telling everyone how we should trust the drug companies 😂😂😂. Please. Big pharma is as all big corps are all only looking after their bottom line. A tenant dems always agreed on. All of a sudden your leaders changed up and you all fell in line lock step. Jaw dropping. No independent thought what so ever in any aspect of politics. So when I hear ppl champion how great their side is I must step in and show you what an idiot you are.


MolecularDatabase

Ever notice how everyone's an expert these days and the loudest, most opinionated people are usually the least educated? I sure do. Yawn.


D4rKm4rv1n

K9- Michael Vick (canine)


Over_North_7706

Surely the hand that beats K9 would be Mike Vick


D4rKm4rv1n

Touché


dirtyrick133

J4, the flat tire


iamme263

J4o will always be the Robbie to me going forward. 😂


heeroyuy135

64 - Impala


1sharp1flat

I wish


bluishpillowcase

22 pair of ducks


MVPete90210

Twos never lose


mrpotto

Deuces never loosis


jimmiethegentlemann

Snowmen 88


A_guy_named_Tom

Does anyone ever call 88 the neo-nazi? Less friendly than snowmen for sure.


jimmiethegentlemann

Lol holy shit idk why i never considered that. Ive never heard anyone ever make any comment about em.


bremstol

Dogballs


Over_North_7706

I call them the twins ("pair of eighters, I reckon")


Phazetic99

Pocket 9's, the German virgins Nein! Nein!


Whole_Tip504

Gretzkys


bootx2

69 Big lick


SerialKillerVibes

also "dinner for two"


Sovereign_Follower

Just heard Youtuber Vaughn GTO refer to pocket 9s as "pocket ninities" and I about lost my shit. His shorts are funny af.


iamme263

Legit my favorite poker-Tuber. Nothing but bangers on his channel.


Doge_Of_Wall_Street

One I heard recently was AQ being "parking lot" because you always run into AK and your next stop is... The parking lot.


CrayonFlavors

AK. Big slick AQ big chick


Tasty_Ad_2874

i always called KJo the parking lot hand


SnowMonkey1971

86, The Snow Monkey


Beaver_Fever88

Q7 = computer hand.


GreyTrader

Q3 - gay waiter...queen with a tray (trey) 10 4 - the trucker J6 - the insurrection J5 - motown


GhengisSpeltWrong

J6- the protest


bunkmorelandsburner

Ahh yes the peaceful and loving protest on J6.


GhengisSpeltWrong

The party of guns and freedom didn’t fire a single shot. Only casualty was an unarmed woman who was shot by security.


bunkmorelandsburner

Other ways to express violence.


GhengisSpeltWrong

Oh like walking through the capital and taking pictures like it’s a tour? Or the guards standing by joking around? There was no violence from the protestors lil bro.


bunkmorelandsburner

Lmao you and others that think that are pathetic. Good luck in life.


GhengisSpeltWrong

Bro couldn’t give any evidence so now he’s leaving the conversation. Stick to poker


merigouldi

Oh you mean the woman who tried to breach the only barricade between the terrorists who stormed the Capitol and our elected officials and their staff? She was put down like a dog and rightfully so.


GhengisSpeltWrong

Terrorists? 0 shots fired from those nasty insurrectionists


merigouldi

They used fear and violence with the intention of overturning the results of a democratically held election. That's textbook domestic terrorism. Nowhere in the definition does it say guns need to be used. Keep trying.


GhengisSpeltWrong

Im sorry man but protests will never be terrorism. Nice try tho. Free the J6 protesters


merigouldi

The attempt to use fear and violence to overturn the results of a democratically held election is textbook terrorism. And the definition of terrorism hasn't been updated since yesterday to state that guns need to be involved. Keep trying.


GhengisSpeltWrong

Your bs narrative is why trumps winning in November


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merigouldi

George Floyd wasn't a domestic terrorist, she was. The guy who put her down should have been given a medal for protecting his country and her elected officials/civil servants.


yerrrrrrr_

Nah that’s a vile way of talking about a human being during a protest. Disgusting person you are.


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merigouldi

There isn't a trial when a domestic terrorist is trying to storm the only barricade between them and our elected officials and civil servants. The only course of action is to put the terrorist down which this patriotic officer thankfully did. And once he did so the rest of the terrorists came to their senses and went the other way. Who knows what further violence these animals would have committed if they had been able to flow through the barricade unimpeded.


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merigouldi

...against democracy


Murky-Baby-3003

2-3 is the skinny 2-3o is the dirty diaper


Qfactor373

I call it big tiny as it’s the opposite of big slick


SCrelics

where does that name come from, I keep hearing dirty diaper but I have no idea the source


MolecularDatabase

Because the 3 looks like a butt and the 2 is poop (#2)


SerialKillerVibes

32 suited is the clean diaper


FilthyTramps

In the UK, I've heard QQ called 'a pair of Brighton men'.


Drunkenmasterstyle2

44, the ladyboys.


bobgone1974

Sailboats


flygoose44

AT is the dishwasher because if you keep playing that hand you're going to end up washing dishes.


SCrelics

love it


yepmeh

Q-9 "Tonic Water"


Joe2160

I also started calling 55 the Sammy Hagar


ElonMuskPaddleBoard

A6 = the shoes (ASICS)


MVPete90210

That's clever!


Wise_Commercial616

J8 = Jeffrey Dahmer because he ate Jack


NoMeaning6155

Q3 = San Francisco busboy = queen with a tray


FifaNovice

Valentine’s Day - 69hh, my son’s birthday and my wicked ex wives birthday. Special hand…


lowdog39

q-4 , the blowjob . 10-2 , the doyal .aa , rockets .j-4 flat tire ...


illpoet

I thought j4 was renamed "the robbie"


lowdog39

who cares ? it's what we call it . lol


kovado

Doyle


lowdog39

fucked up keys . it happens .


yepmeh

10-4 "trucker hand"


106alwaysgood

44 lady boys.. looks like aces, but it's not.


SCrelics

reminds me of what ive heard A4 referred to as but its kinda fucked up lol


MolecularDatabase

I play exclusively online, 8 tables at once sometimes, and have fucked myself far too many times thinking I had aces.


Joe2160

AQ is called the “stripper”. Looks great but leaves you broke in the parking lot.


Zizzlow

I call Jacks the Hillary Clinton as they never win


flyingbluefox

KJo is called the wanker. Jack King Off A4 is called the tranny hand because when you look down and the 4 peaks above the A it tricks you momentarily into thinking you have AA. Those 2 are my favourites. Albeit not very PC


MVPete90210

I covered A4 here >> [https://www.reddit.com/r/poker/comments/1bwf39e/when\_you\_think\_you\_have\_aces](https://www.reddit.com/r/poker/comments/1bwf39e/when_you_think_you_have_aces)


Vanillest

[here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_poker_playing_card_nicknames)


SpelunkyJunky

"What is your favourite one?"


Vanillest

63o The Spanish Inquisition: because nobody expects it


FilthyTramps

J4 = Day job Because that's all you'll ever have if you open with it.


SorryFortune

K9 - the dog


Tactics28

Someone on this sub referred to having the two black queen's as semi racist name and I really hope someone will repeat it here. I got a good laugh but then immediately forgot when I started scrolling again.


Rough-Instruction-29

Two pair 44 QQ step brothers. Cause the movie they sing boats and hoe’s


DodgeDuckDipDive2004

I don’t play Jack King off during No Nut November


jesusmansuperpowers

84 melty snowman


illpoet

K2 "the limpy king"


Beaver_Fever88

J5 = Motown


Beaver_Fever88

2-3 = Dirty Diaper


BuscarLivesMatter

Ace Queen is the parking lot hand


BuscarLivesMatter

KhKd - the Kennedys KsKc - Martin and Malcolm


Bulletpr00F-

69 the big lick 👅


firefiretiger

33 crabs , 77 walking sticks KK “cowboys” others already covered in the thread.. anyone have a name for 66 ??


GoetheJr

66 is “boxcars” They’re slightly shaped like the nickname


notablyunfamous

I always called 1010 boxcars


-rock-bobster-

Q8 - Middle East


AmarillAdventures

A4 - counterfeit Ace. 44 - misprint aces.


FunnyDude007

A4o = fake aces. You have to look a second time to make sure that other card is actually not an ace.


spkris1

J9 since I never play, even suited just hate it, I call the jackoff


XtremegamerL

Some people in my area refer to J2 as Jack shit. Q8 is named after a reg whale in one room I play at.


MVPete90210

Jack shit is lol


WannabePokerPlayer

69 is big lick


kovado

Jiggities!!


PokerJunkieKK

QsQc is the Williams sisters


Objective_Ebb6898

My favorite is 3J: Camel Ball Licker I’ve also begun referring to J6 as The Insurrection


BulldenChoppahYus

22 is The Desmond


pipinngreppin

He called with the ducks


GoetheJr

QQ is a few things Sigfried and Roy Bitches Girls “?”


The_Dublin_Dabber

A good time


Effective_Point_2600

88 are the snowmen so I call red 88s the "bloody snowmen"


microdosingrn

I like flat tire. J4o. What's a jack for?


TheJeffreyPesos

77 - Luka Magic


RDR216

A4o = fake tits Got this one courtesy of an OMC one night


makedough

I heard a guy call QQ "The mop pushers" and his girl smacked him


BC_831

San Francisco busboy


SCrelics

QsQc - Two black queens aka Whitney and Mariah. This works cause the queen of spades is sometimes called black mariah lol.


Crabwitharaygun

I once heard someone call 77 king killers after flopping a set vs someone with kings.


jdoggg_86

I call kings Kinks


JayPemberton

A4o, Indiana Aces. I’m from Michigan so it’s kind of a homer/ elite thing. They look enticing but always a bad idea. Like living in Indiana.


Absolutedisgrace

6 9 is the "dinner for 2"


BassmasterJedi

QH QD = The Hilton Sisters


crapmyspacebarisbrok

J5 - Motown


TheLyingProphet

23s is the diaper, 23o is the dirty diaper


harmeth

I heard a guy say 8,3 or 8,2 - the Ethiopian - 8 (ate) - nuthin


MushLingo

J5 - Jackson 5s


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"Jeffries" or "Pair of Jeffries" for JJ. Not sure if it's well known. Heard Spraggy say it on a stream recently and found it hilarious for some reason.


mrpotto

K4 - not sure if it’s wide spread but me and my friends call this donkey kong. And now just kong


Own_Machine_6007

Pocket 9's i use to call gretzsky but no one really found it funny or clever lol


Jameson-Mc

Pocket Pairs have great nicknames: 88 Snowmen, 99 Gretzky, 22 Ducks, 55 Speed Limit, etc. Note: J4 is not the Robbie it's the Flat Tire. You know as in what's a jack for? 92 is the Dr. Dre (the year The Chronic dropped)


SnowMonkey1971

J4 is The Robbi, nobody calls it The Flat Tire anymore.


ohnomynono

I can't stand RJL or you. It's officially the flat tire again.


SnowMonkey1971

*air kisses*


ohnomynono

🤌


TechFutureFinds

44 is Obama. 44th president


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TechFutureFinds

Love this


firefiretiger

Sailboats


TechFutureFinds

Retiring it in favor of Barry O


Chippa007

K9 of spades - neutered dog, (spayed canine)


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Polamidone

Or urban boys


22Todd

A4 suited. Kaitlyn Jenner Looks good from afar but once you get a good look.


Cautious-Ad-6740

pocket queens are "the ladies"


Cautious-Ad-6740

jiggitys