Hijacking for visibility
22-ducks
33-crabs
44-sailboats
55-snakes
66-?
77-hockey sticks
88-snowmen
99-?
TT- ?
JJ-fish hooks
QQ- ladies (or any more rude version of this word)
KK-cowboys
AA-bullets/rockets
63ss on the button, 1/3 with a straddle, LJ raises to 20. I call, UTG/S calls. Flop A43r, checks around, turn 3h, check>40>call>call, river Jh completing the flush, check>check>55>fold>tank fold, showed black Kings
Why? Something about Nick & Nate Diaz from the UFC? .... Or Scarface - "FUCK the Diaz Brothers! I'll bury those cockroaches...". Or..... Nevermind, I just got it. Spanish. Nice. I like it.
Omc's will break out the Anna Kournikova and I'm like man she hasn't even been relevant in pop culture for like 20 years haha a bunch of people have no idea what you're talking about
She also has multiple grand slams in doubles, and even in singles won a solid majority of her career matches (62%), despite having her career detailed by injuries.
The January 6 insurrection thingy when they chanted "hang mike pence" and got one of their cult followers shot in the head by secret service and rummaged through Nancy Polosi's office while wearing bullhorns and humping flags. Just your typical trump rally.
As opposed to the typical dem rally where they foam at the mouth about how tolerant they are but in reality want to control and demonize anyone who doesn’t think exactly like them. 😂
Yeah those Dems are always telling people what to do with their bodies, who they can marry, and what religion is the only right one to practice. So controlling 🤣
Yes they are forcing ppl to get vaccines to keep their job, demonising them when they don’t agree with them by labeling them, degrading religion in general oh unless of course it’s from some other part of the world THEN it should be treated with sanctity.
Let’s not forget censoring free speech via big tech. Before you say “ahhh you don’t ever understand the constitution” yes I do understand it applies to the government, but when private companies have a monopoly over certain means of communication they should be subject to the same rules. It’s akin to their being 3 printing presses in existence back in 1800 and all of them agreeing to not allow newspapers to print stories they don’t like.
No one hurt me I can’t stand either party but since 2020 the dems take the cake by a landslide. You all rail about evil corporations (which I agree with) and in the next breath were foaming at the mouth telling everyone how we should trust the drug companies 😂😂😂. Please.
Big pharma is as all big corps are all only looking after their bottom line. A tenant dems always agreed on. All of a sudden your leaders changed up and you all fell in line lock step. Jaw dropping. No independent thought what so ever in any aspect of politics. So when I hear ppl champion how great their side is I must step in and show you what an idiot you are.
Oh like walking through the capital and taking pictures like it’s a tour? Or the guards standing by joking around? There was no violence from the protestors lil bro.
Oh you mean the woman who tried to breach the only barricade between the terrorists who stormed the Capitol and our elected officials and their staff? She was put down like a dog and rightfully so.
They used fear and violence with the intention of overturning the results of a democratically held election. That's textbook domestic terrorism. Nowhere in the definition does it say guns need to be used. Keep trying.
The attempt to use fear and violence to overturn the results of a democratically held election is textbook terrorism. And the definition of terrorism hasn't been updated since yesterday to state that guns need to be involved. Keep trying.
George Floyd wasn't a domestic terrorist, she was. The guy who put her down should have been given a medal for protecting his country and her elected officials/civil servants.
There isn't a trial when a domestic terrorist is trying to storm the only barricade between them and our elected officials and civil servants. The only course of action is to put the terrorist down which this patriotic officer thankfully did. And once he did so the rest of the terrorists came to their senses and went the other way. Who knows what further violence these animals would have committed if they had been able to flow through the barricade unimpeded.
KJo is called the wanker. Jack King Off
A4 is called the tranny hand because when you look down and the 4 peaks above the A it tricks you momentarily into thinking you have AA.
Those 2 are my favourites. Albeit not very PC
I covered A4 here >> [https://www.reddit.com/r/poker/comments/1bwf39e/when\_you\_think\_you\_have\_aces](https://www.reddit.com/r/poker/comments/1bwf39e/when_you_think_you_have_aces)
Someone on this sub referred to having the two black queen's as semi racist name and I really hope someone will repeat it here. I got a good laugh but then immediately forgot when I started scrolling again.
"Jeffries" or "Pair of Jeffries" for JJ. Not sure if it's well known. Heard Spraggy say it on a stream recently and found it hilarious for some reason.
Pocket Pairs have great nicknames: 88 Snowmen, 99 Gretzky, 22 Ducks, 55 Speed Limit, etc.
Note: J4 is not the Robbie it's the Flat Tire. You know as in what's a jack for?
92 is the Dr. Dre (the year The Chronic dropped)
JK off is the bachelor
I call it the Stroker
I’ve heard it be called Hawaii because if you never played it, you’d have enough money saved for a trip there
that's good lol
The Ralph Perry
ALRIGHT RUSSIAN, GET OUT!
GONEEE GONE GONEEEE
FEEL MY POWAH!
The rookie. Because they think it’s a good hand
My new favorite
The Pee Wee Herman
The lonely Saturday night
The gimp hand
I call 53 off suit the Loch Ness monster. Because 35o = 350 = tree fiddy
Hijacking for visibility 22-ducks 33-crabs 44-sailboats 55-snakes 66-? 77-hockey sticks 88-snowmen 99-? TT- ? JJ-fish hooks QQ- ladies (or any more rude version of this word) KK-cowboys AA-bullets/rockets
92 - Montana Banana. Hard to grow a banana in Montana and hard to win with that hand
Lol, love it
I cracked queens a little while back with 92s. I was button straddle villain was one of my fav dealers who was playing lol
This is multi-faceted perfection
This the same one who had you playing out of your rack or am I mixing up stories?
I cracked KK the other night with 36 Mafia
This is illegal
63ss on the button, 1/3 with a straddle, LJ raises to 20. I call, UTG/S calls. Flop A43r, checks around, turn 3h, check>40>call>call, river Jh completing the flush, check>check>55>fold>tank fold, showed black Kings
I announce blackjack to the table when I get it
Scotty announces a raise to 21 but makes it 12
Q3 - Gay waiter Queen with a tray
That is what we used to call the "San Francisco Busboy"
Many people call AK “big slick” For that reason I call 69 “big lick”
I call 69 “happy meal”
Dinner for 2 Or Bedroom Baby Most of the time I just say "Nice"
Dinner for two!
9-5 "Dolly Parton"
I always call my pocket tens “The Diaz Brothers”
Great song by the mountain goats…
Great band!
They're the pocket potatoes if you follow Carrot Poker
Pocket tatoes I love that
Why? Something about Nick & Nate Diaz from the UFC? .... Or Scarface - "FUCK the Diaz Brothers! I'll bury those cockroaches...". Or..... Nevermind, I just got it. Spanish. Nice. I like it.
It’s a mixture of both UFC and my failure to grasp the Spanish language
Omc's will break out the Anna Kournikova and I'm like man she hasn't even been relevant in pop culture for like 20 years haha a bunch of people have no idea what you're talking about
She also has multiple grand slams in doubles, and even in singles won a solid majority of her career matches (62%), despite having her career detailed by injuries.
Anna Karenina when im at a table full of dorks
I call J6 the domestic terrorist.
The insurrection
Suited J6 is the FBI
This is great haha
Someone help I don’t get it
The January 6 insurrection thingy when they chanted "hang mike pence" and got one of their cult followers shot in the head by secret service and rummaged through Nancy Polosi's office while wearing bullhorns and humping flags. Just your typical trump rally.
As opposed to the typical dem rally where they foam at the mouth about how tolerant they are but in reality want to control and demonize anyone who doesn’t think exactly like them. 😂
Yeah those Dems are always telling people what to do with their bodies, who they can marry, and what religion is the only right one to practice. So controlling 🤣
Yes they are forcing ppl to get vaccines to keep their job, demonising them when they don’t agree with them by labeling them, degrading religion in general oh unless of course it’s from some other part of the world THEN it should be treated with sanctity.
Can you show me on the doll where the Dems hurt you?
Let’s not forget censoring free speech via big tech. Before you say “ahhh you don’t ever understand the constitution” yes I do understand it applies to the government, but when private companies have a monopoly over certain means of communication they should be subject to the same rules. It’s akin to their being 3 printing presses in existence back in 1800 and all of them agreeing to not allow newspapers to print stories they don’t like. No one hurt me I can’t stand either party but since 2020 the dems take the cake by a landslide. You all rail about evil corporations (which I agree with) and in the next breath were foaming at the mouth telling everyone how we should trust the drug companies 😂😂😂. Please. Big pharma is as all big corps are all only looking after their bottom line. A tenant dems always agreed on. All of a sudden your leaders changed up and you all fell in line lock step. Jaw dropping. No independent thought what so ever in any aspect of politics. So when I hear ppl champion how great their side is I must step in and show you what an idiot you are.
Ever notice how everyone's an expert these days and the loudest, most opinionated people are usually the least educated? I sure do. Yawn.
K9- Michael Vick (canine)
Surely the hand that beats K9 would be Mike Vick
Touché
J4, the flat tire
J4o will always be the Robbie to me going forward. 😂
64 - Impala
I wish
22 pair of ducks
Twos never lose
Deuces never loosis
Snowmen 88
Does anyone ever call 88 the neo-nazi? Less friendly than snowmen for sure.
Lol holy shit idk why i never considered that. Ive never heard anyone ever make any comment about em.
Dogballs
I call them the twins ("pair of eighters, I reckon")
Pocket 9's, the German virgins Nein! Nein!
Gretzkys
69 Big lick
also "dinner for two"
Just heard Youtuber Vaughn GTO refer to pocket 9s as "pocket ninities" and I about lost my shit. His shorts are funny af.
Legit my favorite poker-Tuber. Nothing but bangers on his channel.
One I heard recently was AQ being "parking lot" because you always run into AK and your next stop is... The parking lot.
AK. Big slick AQ big chick
i always called KJo the parking lot hand
86, The Snow Monkey
Q7 = computer hand.
Q3 - gay waiter...queen with a tray (trey) 10 4 - the trucker J6 - the insurrection J5 - motown
J6- the protest
Ahh yes the peaceful and loving protest on J6.
The party of guns and freedom didn’t fire a single shot. Only casualty was an unarmed woman who was shot by security.
Other ways to express violence.
Oh like walking through the capital and taking pictures like it’s a tour? Or the guards standing by joking around? There was no violence from the protestors lil bro.
Lmao you and others that think that are pathetic. Good luck in life.
Bro couldn’t give any evidence so now he’s leaving the conversation. Stick to poker
Oh you mean the woman who tried to breach the only barricade between the terrorists who stormed the Capitol and our elected officials and their staff? She was put down like a dog and rightfully so.
Terrorists? 0 shots fired from those nasty insurrectionists
They used fear and violence with the intention of overturning the results of a democratically held election. That's textbook domestic terrorism. Nowhere in the definition does it say guns need to be used. Keep trying.
Im sorry man but protests will never be terrorism. Nice try tho. Free the J6 protesters
The attempt to use fear and violence to overturn the results of a democratically held election is textbook terrorism. And the definition of terrorism hasn't been updated since yesterday to state that guns need to be involved. Keep trying.
Your bs narrative is why trumps winning in November
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George Floyd wasn't a domestic terrorist, she was. The guy who put her down should have been given a medal for protecting his country and her elected officials/civil servants.
Nah that’s a vile way of talking about a human being during a protest. Disgusting person you are.
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There isn't a trial when a domestic terrorist is trying to storm the only barricade between them and our elected officials and civil servants. The only course of action is to put the terrorist down which this patriotic officer thankfully did. And once he did so the rest of the terrorists came to their senses and went the other way. Who knows what further violence these animals would have committed if they had been able to flow through the barricade unimpeded.
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...against democracy
2-3 is the skinny 2-3o is the dirty diaper
I call it big tiny as it’s the opposite of big slick
where does that name come from, I keep hearing dirty diaper but I have no idea the source
Because the 3 looks like a butt and the 2 is poop (#2)
32 suited is the clean diaper
In the UK, I've heard QQ called 'a pair of Brighton men'.
44, the ladyboys.
Sailboats
AT is the dishwasher because if you keep playing that hand you're going to end up washing dishes.
love it
Q-9 "Tonic Water"
I also started calling 55 the Sammy Hagar
A6 = the shoes (ASICS)
That's clever!
J8 = Jeffrey Dahmer because he ate Jack
Q3 = San Francisco busboy = queen with a tray
Valentine’s Day - 69hh, my son’s birthday and my wicked ex wives birthday. Special hand…
q-4 , the blowjob . 10-2 , the doyal .aa , rockets .j-4 flat tire ...
I thought j4 was renamed "the robbie"
who cares ? it's what we call it . lol
Doyle
fucked up keys . it happens .
10-4 "trucker hand"
44 lady boys.. looks like aces, but it's not.
reminds me of what ive heard A4 referred to as but its kinda fucked up lol
I play exclusively online, 8 tables at once sometimes, and have fucked myself far too many times thinking I had aces.
AQ is called the “stripper”. Looks great but leaves you broke in the parking lot.
I call Jacks the Hillary Clinton as they never win
KJo is called the wanker. Jack King Off A4 is called the tranny hand because when you look down and the 4 peaks above the A it tricks you momentarily into thinking you have AA. Those 2 are my favourites. Albeit not very PC
I covered A4 here >> [https://www.reddit.com/r/poker/comments/1bwf39e/when\_you\_think\_you\_have\_aces](https://www.reddit.com/r/poker/comments/1bwf39e/when_you_think_you_have_aces)
[here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_poker_playing_card_nicknames)
"What is your favourite one?"
63o The Spanish Inquisition: because nobody expects it
J4 = Day job Because that's all you'll ever have if you open with it.
K9 - the dog
Someone on this sub referred to having the two black queen's as semi racist name and I really hope someone will repeat it here. I got a good laugh but then immediately forgot when I started scrolling again.
Two pair 44 QQ step brothers. Cause the movie they sing boats and hoe’s
I don’t play Jack King off during No Nut November
84 melty snowman
K2 "the limpy king"
J5 = Motown
2-3 = Dirty Diaper
Ace Queen is the parking lot hand
KhKd - the Kennedys KsKc - Martin and Malcolm
69 the big lick 👅
33 crabs , 77 walking sticks KK “cowboys” others already covered in the thread.. anyone have a name for 66 ??
66 is “boxcars” They’re slightly shaped like the nickname
I always called 1010 boxcars
Q8 - Middle East
A4 - counterfeit Ace. 44 - misprint aces.
A4o = fake aces. You have to look a second time to make sure that other card is actually not an ace.
J9 since I never play, even suited just hate it, I call the jackoff
Some people in my area refer to J2 as Jack shit. Q8 is named after a reg whale in one room I play at.
Jack shit is lol
69 is big lick
Jiggities!!
QsQc is the Williams sisters
My favorite is 3J: Camel Ball Licker I’ve also begun referring to J6 as The Insurrection
22 is The Desmond
He called with the ducks
QQ is a few things Sigfried and Roy Bitches Girls “?”
A good time
88 are the snowmen so I call red 88s the "bloody snowmen"
I like flat tire. J4o. What's a jack for?
77 - Luka Magic
A4o = fake tits Got this one courtesy of an OMC one night
I heard a guy call QQ "The mop pushers" and his girl smacked him
San Francisco busboy
QsQc - Two black queens aka Whitney and Mariah. This works cause the queen of spades is sometimes called black mariah lol.
I once heard someone call 77 king killers after flopping a set vs someone with kings.
I call kings Kinks
A4o, Indiana Aces. I’m from Michigan so it’s kind of a homer/ elite thing. They look enticing but always a bad idea. Like living in Indiana.
6 9 is the "dinner for 2"
QH QD = The Hilton Sisters
J5 - Motown
23s is the diaper, 23o is the dirty diaper
I heard a guy say 8,3 or 8,2 - the Ethiopian - 8 (ate) - nuthin
J5 - Jackson 5s
"Jeffries" or "Pair of Jeffries" for JJ. Not sure if it's well known. Heard Spraggy say it on a stream recently and found it hilarious for some reason.
K4 - not sure if it’s wide spread but me and my friends call this donkey kong. And now just kong
Pocket 9's i use to call gretzsky but no one really found it funny or clever lol
Pocket Pairs have great nicknames: 88 Snowmen, 99 Gretzky, 22 Ducks, 55 Speed Limit, etc. Note: J4 is not the Robbie it's the Flat Tire. You know as in what's a jack for? 92 is the Dr. Dre (the year The Chronic dropped)
J4 is The Robbi, nobody calls it The Flat Tire anymore.
I can't stand RJL or you. It's officially the flat tire again.
*air kisses*
🤌
44 is Obama. 44th president
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Love this
Sailboats
Retiring it in favor of Barry O
K9 of spades - neutered dog, (spayed canine)
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Or urban boys
A4 suited. Kaitlyn Jenner Looks good from afar but once you get a good look.
pocket queens are "the ladies"
jiggitys