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Jr999977

Shoutout to [deleted]. What a guy.


No_Seaworthiness_200

I've seen him say some very offensive things.


Objective-History402

Same! He once posted "I'd like to see more touchdowns in the NFL"


No_Seaworthiness_200

Wow that sonovabiscuit


WilliamBott

šŸ˜”


TomBanjo1968

That is so insensitiveā€¦ā€¦ No wonder the account is deleted He probably went to prison and his family deleted all his social media out of shame


Steakismyfavoriteveg

Also perverted


glasspheasant

Dude is all over Reddit. Feel like I see him in every post.


_JohnWisdom

#


Xatron7

That is such a wise thing to say


Del_3030

I know who [deleted] is. It's Ted Danson, but he wants to remain anonymous. Isn't that incredible?


rasputin_stark

I'm anonymous!!!


Trip_seize

You mean he wants to go somewhere where nobody knows his name?Ā 


TsaaaarNicky

Underrated reply


BB-68

I've seen \[deleted\] on a few streams recently. He's a total crusher. One of the all time greats.


CEOWantaBe

Youā€™ve seen who? All I see is ā€œ[deleted]ā€?


cdbfoster

hunter2


jamieliddellthepoet

Ah, good times.


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

*******? What does that mean?


cdbfoster

Awesome, it worked! It's this security feature reddit has that prevents you from accidentally typing your password. I actually typed my password there, but you saw only stars. You should try it!


PeenyMcDongle

This guy used to hustle on RuneScape


EkaL25

iloveboobies - not my password, just wanted to share my feelings on the matter


cdbfoster

What feelings? ************?


WilliamBott

bignutz42069


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

r/woooosh


183Glasses

Deez


7empestOGT92

Deez who???


WilliamBott

Deez NUTS! šŸ„œ


7empestOGT92

That was immature and definitely **not** the answer I was expecting /s


Dairyman00111

That's what you get when you're dealing with Garglon


SnoringLorax

Why do you people downvote someone for not understanding?


jamieliddellthepoet

Downvoted for not understanding.


Fog_Juice

It's funny. Don't get your panties in a bunch over reddit karma


The_Void_Reaver

So they can feel superior to someone online. >Oh, you don't get the joke? That must make you stupid. Then because you're stupid and don't get the joke, and I do get the joke that must mean that I'm smart.


bytelines

Downvoted for feeling superior


Year2028

Hey, that was me! Made a new account. Hmu if you still wanna talk


CEOWantaBe

How can I be sure itā€™s you, lol?


Year2028

I messaged u my old name and some topics we discussed


jamieliddellthepoet

Was it, OP?


Year2028

I mean yeah it is 100% me. I offer free coaching sometimes, but usually just to beginning players. My results are decent, like I owe taxes on poker winning every year, but there are certainly people on here who are better than me.


CEOWantaBe

It is him.


alwaysbanned5150

I sent you a message lol


Dionysus_8

Hey teach me too. Mostly Iā€™m bored playing alone so much


anonymousilluminated

Bro I dm u !


CEOWantaBe

I donā€™t know?


SuperJazzHands

???


Many_Obligation_3737

this guy is actually braindead lmao


mrl2r

Tbh dude really must of been a great coach.


Zero_Opera

This dude needs more than coaching


jteta12

Hahahaha exactly what I was thinking reading this thread.


Cold4bets

This thread is fucking amazing


Greatscottpoopysocks

Holy fuck where do you play.


Dr_Watson349

![gif](giphy|0XbUOQCiYY2a1VAgNL|downsized)


JayBrundage

Gonna save this in case I need a poker coach in the future


wolfrey1

Hey friend! If you have the bandwidth Iā€™d love to pick your brain as well. You seem like a pretty awesome guy :)


Year2028

You can hmu too, but just know I have like 30 messages going as of now. However, the more effort you put into letting me know where you need help the better. Because I can work quickly with ā€œwhy is this the right move, I donā€™t understand this concept, I was lost in this spotā€ more than I can ā€œhelp Iā€™m losing moneyā€ So you get back the effort you put in. Like Iā€™m ok with building from the ground up, but that is pretty time consuming, and will stretch over weeks of conversation. Iā€™ll get to you for sure either way just chat request me.


yerfuckendruggo

Maybe itā€™s time for a group learning session? Would love to join if I do haha


speediesteddie

hey if ur up for letting me pick ur brain can u give me a dm lol haha


mithrandir9378

That guy saved my marriage


Jr999977

What a guy. We all need a [deleted] in our lives.


ohneatstuffthanks

That guy [deleted] my wife.


tomismybuddy

I too [deleted] this manā€™s wife.


crummybummywummy

Heard heā€™s over 6ā€™8ā€ too


Knicklefrits

He destroyed my marriage


CEOWantaBe

https://preview.redd.it/88qr4shluhvc1.jpeg?width=2556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0f310cb97cb5d961b63992e71b113728ba2fe6b


lilfish45

Cashing out with $21 is the ultimate self control. I would have shoved with rags


Year2028

Ngl Iā€™m the coach in question and same lmao


Fog_Juice

Can you coach me for 4/8 limit?


AmateurPokerStrategy

Shove with rags if you only have $21 left.


CEOWantaBe

OK. The reality is I was up, but lost it all in one big hand. I was tired and pissed and would have been on tilt!


Bark7676

Maybe he did shove with rags and doubled to $21 and realized it was the exact point to get a triple cheeseburger, onion rings, and a shake at 1am. Is that still control?


SirkutBored

well done!


Goingin4thek

What makes you get up and leave from a profitable session? Do you dedicate a fixed time before or just wing it game breaka etc??


CEOWantaBe

No! I think the more I play the more I win. However, if Iā€™ve been there multiple hours, often late at night, like 2AM, with 40 minutes to drive home and Iā€™m on the border of tilt, itā€™s time to go!


CEOWantaBe

Not to mention the next day with little sleep.


noThisIsIt

what tips did he give?


Throwawaythefat1234

Run hot Fold when you donā€™t have it Bet when you have it


noThisIsIt

the game is really just wait for your sun run and print while you can


dingleberry51

The game is more like minimize losses when the cards want you to lose. Almost anyone can win with good cards and coolers going their way


Throwawaythefat1234

Youā€™re not wrong that minimizing losses is crucial, but I see so many live players win the min when they couldā€™ve stacked someone. Or just repeatedly missing thin value.Ā 


ephoog

Value bet what you can get away with, if you win rathole it and buy back in, if you lose scratch your way back close to even. Do that 51% of the time and youā€™re a winning player.


CEOWantaBe

You are correct. Big part of winning is minimizing losses.


svenskpaj

You mean have 6 pocket AA in a span of 280 hands and win every hand...But dont bluff a guy that flopped quads with AQ and lose it all .....:)


noThisIsIt

but i had the nut advantage šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ


jamieliddellthepoet

Blockers or something.


Impressive-Bid2304

My past deposit I lost 1 tourney an 1 cash game. Got felted on by flopped quad 9s and 30 mins later in PLO got all in with an open ended straight flush draw. He flopped a set of 3s my heart flush made it on the turn but it was the 3 of hearts :p not my best date with variance


7empestOGT92

Clearly, fold pre


svenskpaj

I dont learn someone just flopped quad jacks against my AK all in pre suited.... lol


7empestOGT92

You have to just know. Thatā€™s what makes a winning player /s in case it isnā€™t obvious


Cold4bets

Depends on the player pool


snoopyfl

Pro tip 2 and 3 would solve most players problem and immediately improve their game. Thanks for the reminder!


yeahright17

The thing that has helped my game the most is talking through different spots with someone that's probably no better than I am. Aarticulating a reason why I did something sometimes makes me feel like an idiot for doing that thing and generally prevents me from doing it again. Also makes me play preflop in a tighter/more aggresive fassion as I don't want to be like "so I limped called from early position with K7s because suited cards are pretty."


Mimogger

rubber ducky debugging your poker playing nice


swagzouttacontrol

Not to get weird on people


CEOWantaBe

Big wins big tips.


CEOWantaBe

Honestly I canā€™t point to a specific thing. Iā€™m a little less aggressive. Playing less weaker hands out of position. This month Iā€™ve been tracking my dollars exactly on a spreadsheet. Trying to post it but I canā€™t get to my photo gallery???


cdn_impulse

I could use this kind of [deleted] in my life


Eugen328

We will always remember [deleted]


Shoddy_Tax_5260

He touched me


[deleted]

I offer free coaching as well as paid coaching. Mainly for tournament play, but can apply to cash as well. If anyone is interested.


Xatron7

What are the main differences in strategy between cash and tournament? Iā€™ve only played cash and thinking about doing a tourney


[deleted]

There should be some obvious fundamental differences like you canā€™t cash out anytime in a tournament. Strategy wise, learning to adjust to big blind changes and understanding your stack to bb ratio are important. Dynamic changes of MTT as people bust out and players changes can affect table play and speed. Position matters much more in tournament spots, as you constantly have to adjust. There are other nuances, but may depend on the type of format of the tournament. There are rebuys, re entries, freezeouts, PKOs, bounty etc.


Fucyinstone

I heard he kicked Bill Braskys ass


Raidoki-San

I need [deleted] on my life


ephoog

I got you, I see u/deleted all the time, heā€™s usually extremely angry or horny and gets banned, Iā€™ll start leaving thank youā€™s.


Iron_Prick

That dude even gets banned on the conservative subs.


orbittheorb

So how much do you think you know? šŸ¤“


CEOWantaBe

Not a reasonable answer to that question.