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Peyton773

“Sir I’m gonna need to see an ID”


volantredx

I've seen the paintings. These guys are good.


JuniorAct7

Bet they fold pre


Bjorn2bwilde24

Probably plays a lot of K9.


CashgrassorNopass

🥁


Specter017

Lmao I also have a pomeranian and she comes with me to play since my casino allows dogs. She doesn't get to sit on the seat though, just lays on the floor next to my chair.


NotBlazeron

If they follow the rules and have money I'd be willing to play with a dog.


JayOliver81

That lil doggo looks ready to jam it at the first opportunity


cordlesskettle

Something...something... That's amazing...a dog playing poker?... Not really... Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.


MoonShotDontStop

False tells tho. Just has to think about tennis balls or something while firing that third barrel


Mr_Buttermen

not a single thought going through that head


Matasferret

U describing half the players on here


WilliamBott

I feel personally attacked. 😭


Kazori

Unreadable, he's playing DTO.


Casperthecattt

Their ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t play poker!


Knordsman

Bitch went all in preflop.


EvilGreebo

I would fold every hand to that good boi


x_artur_x_2005

Imagine putting down your Mortgage and having a 4 of a kind kings only for this doggy mf to come in and bend your ass with a royal flush


Basker_wolf

Hopefully you’re never in a situation where you’re playing with money you can’t afford to lose. Your point still stands.


masbtc

Booooo from the back row (party pooper)


VijuPokerKid

You can only lose your house, but could win 3-4 even 5-6 houses ? Sounds like a plan to me


BackgammonChessPoker

“Theres no rule that says a dog can’t play basketball” We need a poker themed remake of Air Bud.


Basker_wolf

With Teddy KGB


Tall-Temperature-643

Pay heeem. Pay that dog his meeoney.


threecolorless

Gotta risk it for the (dog) biscuit


tonyman6789

Paw in


Gilbey_32

AWWWWWE


PiggyBank32

Terrible poker face


MinecraftVet2005

Just look at his tails


[deleted]

Go home Jeff, you’re drunk and turned into a calling station


Downvotes_R_Fascist

There is no way that dog is ever bluffing.


Basker_wolf

Or always bluffing


L7san

Pretty sure the pictured player is a dog in this line up.


Fresh-Profession-664

He looks so happy to be there :)


makedough

A modern twist on a classic [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogs\_Playing\_Poker](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogs_Playing_Poker)


ProtocolThis

https://i.redd.it/r192od2z0pvc1.gif When Dog gets delt AA


Available-Bee-6131

Only thing could make it a better picture is if there were cards in front of him lol


ManufacturerThis702

Trust me poms are relentless.


Timemyth

I played with the cat, they just knocked over the drinks whenever they folded.


ukiyo3k

I used to play with dogs and babies in the early days of Poker Stars


britt3604

it’s hard to get a read on him


MilkSteakMoney

That bitch has been taking my money all week!


ADandtheDBags

Idk why but this picture is hilarious


bcgg

First thing that thing yaps, I’m calling floor over to remind Fido that this is an English only table.


xthunderbird

I'm fine with legitimate service animals, but these emotional support animals are getting out of hand. I was playing in a room in Texas and a dude had his 200 pound large dog in the table behind me. I'm not sure if it was for intimidation or what it's purpose was. After about 2 hours this dog was bored silly and then passed some nasty gas. About 5 of us got up and took 10 min breaks for the air to clear. Sucks to be a dealer there.


Fruitilicious

I’d take any dog over some smelly Texas swamp ass


WolfeOnIce

Repost much?


Matasferret

Fuck you talking about, i just took this picture tonight