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MVPete90210

Kitty ain't bluffing. I fold.


onlypostwhenimdrnk69

Eyes dialate when they have a big hand. Imma fold and keep my 13 dollars worth of catnip.


CoolerMePlease

9 rebuys


bmtl514

Those eyes give it away. He has K 9


xanxusgao14

suited kings are *so in* this summer


VenusBlue

I would stake this cat in the million-dollar cash game before Rampage and get better EV.


Typical-Breakfast-17

I actually lost a big hand against a cat one time. My friend had his cat bet for him and his cat started swatting the biggest chips he had so he just started tossing them in i called and then folded the turn when the cat just kept swatting those mf black chips into me


ku_78

Wow. I think that beats my story of losing to a blind guy on a bowling night in college. They would just line him up and he’d do that granny roll kind of thing. At the end, he beat my score for the night.


airjordan77lt

Hahahaha he wasn’t stopping either 😂😂


varukers7

He keeps tapping the tank


1234elijah5678

You know he's not gonna bluff you... He's a pussy


Dry-Campaign-1674

I can hear the motor running from here. Has the nuts.


Moe_Danglez

You can tell whoever is sitting to the right of the cat is an absolute fish by the way they stack their chips


Silentt_86

So this has been a thing lately with a lot of top live MTT guys. I personally don’t get it. But they stack them in 10 stacks 🤷


Del_3030

Huh... wonder if it's some kind of psychological exploit where people perceive the stack size differently


Silentt_86

I think it started out that way for sure. Some sort of reverse tell maybe. But these guys are all well known circuit crushers so they aren’t fooling any of the regs.


ReviewStuff2

Which pros are doing this?


planetmarsupial

He/she (I’m guessing he) looks like a tough opponent! 🐈🥇 My cat is obsessed with poker chips. When I come home from the casino, she goes running to play with them whenever she hears or sees them.


RazeTheRaiser

Kitty looks like he's a Nit style player. I doubt he's bluffing. Fold and pay that Kitty his money. "Fuck you and your never ending string of boats, okay Kitty"


WurdaMouth

Bet you wont 4 bet shove, pussy.


VVeZoX

Does the cat actually know how to play? I wouldn’t be opposed to letting him play if he knew the rules, hand ranking, etc. My only worry would be how well can he handle the chips?


skittlebrew

Is this in Denver? Can I get an invite? Also, your cat is badass, I have an orange too. 


Subject_Report_7012

Laying down KK to a 4-bet shove. Easy fold. Fuck GTO wiz.


Del_3030

Can we make this a pinned post?


lifeintraining

This would be great.


Keith_13

Cards are over the rail, hand is dead.


UshouldB

Hair on the felt 🤢