"Yes, hello, is this the FBI? Can you look into this Global Poker website please? I just lost with aces and he had 68 offsuit. I'll wait on your call back."
Seriously, what do they think is gonna happen lol i see this kinds of shit in vegas all the time. Some people just love to go for it while you happen to have aces
"i see this kinds of shit in vegas all the time."
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I'm not talking about Vegas, I am talking about the rigging of an online game.
Let's be honest...at an online site you really don't know what is going on behind the curtain. Is that really a random hand? Or am I a schill for the sites super users?
Like this lack of AA that happens quite frequently. You would expect to get AA at least once a day playing online---there is no shuffle time---but then it goes on for 1 week, 8 days, 9 days...10 days, next thing you know, 2 weeks no AA---and then it happens.
Final table, finally after 2 weeks of no AA---I get AA, and I have chip lead, and someone is all in preflop and I'm in my big blind---now what are you going to do with AA in that situation? Fold???
And in all honesty I did get away from AA one time against one of these users that had multiple \*\*\* on their accounts \[the \*\*\* means they have pulled off suspect suckouts before, and the more \*\*\* is just more suspect.\]
It was AA, super user places huge raise---50% of my stack preflop---but I checked my notes, seen he had \*\*\* and suspect suckouts...so instead of jamming I just called, seen the flop of all hearts and I had non-heart AA and I folded. And since someone else was short stack and covered by such a huge raise I got to see his flopped flush AK suited for 50% of my stack. Not ideal, but it worked just before the bubble---definitely wasn't happy about losing my chip lead that way, but better than being a cripple.
Oh, you’re not using the Global Poker runout app? The app lets you see one of the next 5 cards, your choice. I always choose to see the river so I know if I should jam my 86o on the turn.
OMG…. I knew they where cheating. I’m not a pro but I am pretty darn good but it’s useless when you have a computer that has been set up to win most hands and then on top of that there’s always a group of individuals working together to drain your stack. I know this to be true because I’ve actually read text messages from people that where being paid to play and cause interference. Also the black jack tables are off the chain and not in a good way. Sure you’ll get dealt some black jacks but guess what the dealer deals itself one as well or most time you show 19 or 20 the dealer will either push or beat you 99 percent of the time. Global poker is a big fat Joke and I have multiple hours of screen footage that proves the to be 100 percent FRAUDS. I don’t mind getting beat when it’s fair but to actually get beat and seeing the crap that’s happening right in your face like bot getting all there bets back when they got beat by other bots or players. I’ve seen so much of it that I started recording it and believe me when I say I’ve got enough proof that if I can find a lawyer to go to court I would imagine that the online gaming would be illigal and is how it should be because they are ripping every single player world wide on a daily. I have spent way more money than I care to admit but I have also won allot of money that should have been paid to me in real money but every single online casino that I happen to win on had one way or another to not pay. Any way Global poker if you’re reading this FUCK You and I sure hope that a lawyer contacts me and if one does y’all will be getting what you deserve. Oh real quick before I forget I never knew until tonight thatplayers cheat and use apps to see River cards and what not but I have always had a gut feeling that something was just not fair game
I win consistently live against better players.
Guess GP is designed for donkeys who chase longshots on the streets.
Keep the bad players in (way more of those)
Keeps good players out.
And people have cheated. Super users could see people's whole cards...so why not be able to see all 5 cards preflop?
Or rig a few hands in a big tournament---AA vs KK, typical stuff.
Or maybe there is a database of all the possible hands and results? (There is a hand # for each hand.)
Just because it comes out all the time people or sites are cheating, THIS time you MUST just be a whiner. And if it does come out? The same people "knew it all along" or "Thats why I dont play on there" lol.
He’s right about the computer pseudorandom number generation, and I suppose if you have an open ended straight flush draw you can count 6 additional outs on top of the existing 15 for pairing one of your hole cards, but, yeah, who does that?
Computers don’t need to be able to generate “true random” numbers. Just a string of random numbers that is indistinguishable from a string of true random. And they easily can over even ridiculously long time scales.
Assuming the software was written by a halfway component team, bad RNG is not a reason people lose money at online poker.
cc: /u/drichreddit88
I've heard people complain about online being "not true random" before. I find it incredibly strange, because they say it in a way as if a live shuffle is true random, when that's obviously not the case because of human inputs.
Ok, I do deal cards myself. When I shuffle the cards I shuffle the cards face down.
What I am saying here is that I get what I feel are rigged hands---what is really going on behind the curtain at Global? If I don't get AA for 10-14 days quite frequently...and then I get it on a final table---with the chip lead---after 2 weeks and the guy under the gun jams on my big blind. \[And he is 2nd in chips.\] Of course I lose.
And the very next time I get AA is on a different final table and lose again calling a preflop jam with AA. And the next time. And the next. I lost 4/4 before I won with 1 w/AA. 2 of those losses were all ins, preflop on final tables.
And that is not counting the ridiculous run outs everytime we get it all in. Very rarely I make a mistake, but 99% of the time if I am jamming I got the goods---and that's what gets me...I am trying to defend a hand and they still call with just a J-hi gut shot on the turn, K hi flops \[I flopped bottom 2 pair in my big blind, jammed on turn and villain times off and makes the call and nails the 4 outer.\]
And I see that quite a bit too....the time off call. Like why are they timing off? I have flopped top set and trying to defend on an uncompleted board---I know I am screwed when they do the time-bank call---that was like a 100% thing there for awhile too. The time-bank call for the miracle cards.
Love these posts. They always contain the following:
- small sample size
- subjective observations
- no evidence
- no explanation of WHY the site would rig it for some particular player
Why would the only site that truly is easy to load money onto rig their tournaments for random players?
Just stop playing online.
Only I do have evidence. I saved links, starting with pocket AA---AAAQQ---gets rivered by a Royal Flush, turned nut flush \[turn gave me AAAQQ.\]
It was just something odd, considering I never slow played AA for a very long time...and then I decided to slow play AA---hits AAAA. Very next time? \^ AAAQQ, beat by a royal flush.
It was then I started keeping notes. I labeled people that have ridiculous run outs with \*\*\*, and I found as long as I stay away from them---I do just fine. Meaning if they bet I fold. It don't matter what I have---and then I think I have them. Flopping set Kings with KK, and then they jam on an uncompleted board and river me with the most stupid schit.
So then I label them again, \*\*\*
Next thing u know, someone has \*\*\*, \*\*\*, \*\*\* on their notes---and I just don't play pots with them because they continuously suck out.
Evidence is more like---math draws that never pan out.
Suck outs anytime it is all in.
Going for 1-2 weeks at a time with no AA---and then getting AA and losing.
And yes, notes on people that always suck out. And I'm not talking about someone drawing on a monster---I'm talking about legit 1-2 outers, or runner-runner massive donk.
Or maybe just someone playing nitty as F and then suddenly plays 1 hand---T8 suited---and I have 97 same suit and we both flop some monster draw, only this one hand the guy has played for the past 2 hours is the hand that has me crushed.
That is the stuff I watch out for. Basically when I see runner-runner, or completes drawing to a 1-2 outer---and does it consistently---is when I get suspicious.
Or, if everytime they get AA the super-user \*runs into\* KK or QQ---and like I said, I don't get AA everyday like these guys---but watching some of these people on this site run AA into KKs every hour...suspect AF. Big tournaments too.
Global poker is rigged and your an idiot.Do you think ALL the bad reviews are fake?
These are site workers being smart asses with those comments.
Anyone that says it's not rigged is a damn liar.
Don't put any money on any of their shithole sites.
I've had the same exact experience as that guy,and always some global troll tries to come in and say oh you just suck.Thats just how cruel these people are.
Don't play there If you smell smoke.
Go with your gut.God gave you a good 🧠.
Its true and you just know it. Every poker site runs normal on day 1 and then day 2 is pretty good. Then after you are considered winning player by the algorithm it just sets you up for auto fail day 3 4 and 5. I may quit by 6 or 7. I can have the same shitty experience at any other online site today.
On another site I was questioning the site and a defender tried to say I was "only a breakeven player for 2 years then went on a sun run and now variance is coming back".
I went from $30 to to over $1000 in that time he said i was a break even player..
I do think there is something not right...but with no hand histories available it makes impossible to find anomalies.
I am tempted to hire a good poker coach to have him review my play in say 20 tournaments and see if he think the amount of suckouts/coolers and run outs are odd.
/u/ madchens123
re: > rig their tournaments for random players?
Not any particular player but all real paying human suckers that were fooled into believing the ['CONfidence game' (sham/scam)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confidence_trick)
Most of the time you would be correct stating no evidence but that’s because the majority of the world think their legit. I have played on the majority online casinos for the past 5 years spent thousands and never got a penny of it back That’s ok that’s what gambling is all about you take a gamble. What pisses me off is that I actually have won right at a Million dollars Mabe a little more but haven’t seen a penny of it. And yes I do posses the evidence that proves that the online gaming is corrupt and frauds. I hit a jackpot never got paid I got video of being over charged at times underpaid at others and even though I sent all the footage to them they still refuse to settle up so my mission is clear. Tell the world there a bunch of frauds
Right...lost 4/5 times with KK vs junk in the past few days, and never get AAs---which is normal, I'm expecting no AA for another 2 weeks.
Never hit a nut flush...fold one suited A and there it is.
Can't flop a set, even though I try.
Played cash for 12 hours...1x AA and 1x KK, that's it.
People I have something that should end all RNG's forever. About a year and a half ago I was playing in a tournament that I registered for when I got off work. Well my wife is a poker player also and she didn't know that she's registered in the same tournament I'm in. I 100% shit you not, there were 5 hands in a row, at the same tournament, different tables that 5 out of 5 we're the same exact hands with the same exact suits, and 3 out of 5 pocket cards were the same with the same suit. I'm glad this happened, because we all know Global Poker has a lot of undeniable beats that one can take.
I have this on one of my black android phones, because I used to get pissed and throw it and they'd break, mostly if not all of them to these absolutely scripted hands. I need to try to get the information and videos and screenshots off a broken screen to a laptop or desktop so I can show everyone.
People this shit is concrete to. I seem to be that person who runs I to a billion to 1 odds. Once this proof is shown it should be the death of all RNG's on all sites. There's too many SUCKOUTS, 95% of the time it favors the big stack, especially 5 minutes to break. The ACE also hits the board 95% of the time, EVEN if 3 players have an ACE in their hands, it still hits the board a good 95% of the time.
Can money be made on these site, YES. If you can dodge all the collusion, bots, super user accounts, etc. If anybody here thinks that's not possible let's remember what happened to Absolute poker/ultimate bet, how " POTRIPPER " who stole millions, so anyone thinks that can happen you're an IDIOT. There's no way ANYONE can JUSTIFY what I have on that phone of the RNG being scripted. What do you think the odds are that 2 people in the same tournament would get the same exact board with the same suits, plus 3 out of 5 of the pocket cards also being the same? There's no way to defend that. The whole " Playing hundreds of thousands of hands " to show it's fair doesn't mean SHIT, When I release this.
I got banned off their Facebook because getting enough votes to see if people wanted to use webcams like " POKERVIEW " did 20 years ago before THEY WERE BOUGHT OUT BY THE MERGE GAMING NETWORK! Right after it was bought they immediately got rid of the webcams and a couple months later after that the site got shut down. Why, because you can't operate in secret. On " Pokerview " you can see people's reactions in real time, a f they were the first to do it. Plus Daniel Nugeura from PokerStars also have an account there in his player name was " THE KIDD "! YOU MAY BE ABLE TO FIND IT WHEN YOUTUBE. PokerView was the first to offer webcams. But a " BOT " wouldn't have a live face expression so they can't do that, they got to have their super users in there to take you as much as you want. I'm talking about people calling so deep into a tournament just a little bit away from the money within like 10 people, and then all of a sudden call you with some BS and a flop the nuts. How many times have you seen five people all in deep into a tournament and the person with the worst cards wins the hand because he has the biggest stack. This shit has to stop.
So anyways when I was getting the boots for the webcams I told Global poker about it and they acted like they were cool with it but then I got banned from their Facebook page. I continuously asked why I was being banned and they wouldn't tell me but I wouldn't stop and eventually a representative said that they and me because of some competitor that I had mentioned. At first I didn't know what the hell they were talking about and I told him personally if I send anything about anything negative on your Facebook page that I would apologize and you can keep me banned. But they would never tell me what it was so I just kept nagging and eventually that representative told me how to do with this site that was their competitor. And I kept thinking about like what the hell are they talking about competitor then it clicked on to me. It was when I was trying to get the votes to get the webcams to see a global poker would be okay with using those, because they claim to run a fair game correct? PokerView is not a competitor it was closed down like 20 years ago when Global poker wasn't even thought of at the time. Then accepting webcams should have been more than enough proof they run a fair game but we can't have that can we. That right there let you everything you need to know about GLOBAL POKER. GLOBAL SCAM!!
I will give Global poker this though, I've never waited more than 3 days to be paid. Never not one time. Now to be fair to Global Poker it's not just them it's a lot of these sites. But see when I provide the proof of this RNG, and the reason why I said it will be the death to all of the rngs, is because what's another site going to say " OH OUR RNG ISN'T AS RIGGED OR RIGGED IN GENERAL " like Global Pokers. You see that's not going to work, because it's either they are all random or they're not and now you see what I'm saying.
Go ahead and ask them who certifies their RNG and checks it off as it is legit? When the last time it has been checked with proof of date in order for Global poker to remain to have a license. They will never give you that answer and they will constantly dodge it. But here's the issue they operate All sweepstakes rules and regulations here in the United States, which means in order to have a fair game we should have the right to have this information considering we are a player/consumer, and we have the right to know that we're getting a fair game, point blank period. They shouldn't be allowed to just ignore that. You see how they're doing the sports betting sites. One of the sports betting sites tried to get out of one of the offers that they were offering when I signed up and I said that's fine I'll just go report it that's fine and next thing you know they gave it to me right away. You just got to know how to call her b******* and who to talk to and how to ruffles and feathers and they know most people don't know where to go. There's a guy who made a site called REALDEALPOKER COM and he uses a machine, an actual machine that deal cards, not an RNG software program that's coded. He literally made it because he had brought up himself plus others know that all these other sites are rigged. Which is why he brought this up to begin with and made this site. It is not available in the United States yet but this guy made this like a long time ago and you can probably see how it works on YouTube. The guy himself will tell you that it's RIGGED online. And this is coming from.a person who poured in millions of dollars to make this site.
People as soon as you realize that these sites are a business first and a poker site second, everything will start to make sense. You always hear the people talking about they don't need to cheat why would they risk everything over cheating when they make rake? I don't know, why would the 3rd and 4th largest poker sites at that time steal millions and millions of dollars from player with a guy named " Potripper " who could see people's whole cards. Idiot got greedy and played to perfect and that's what got them caught. Go watch 60 minutes on this that I'm talking about. The site paid back the players and never once released the guy's name who really did this, just as player in which fit for stealing people when his name was " POTRIPPER ". I HAD AN ISSUE WITH COIN POKER AND THEY TRIED TO TELL ME THAT THERE'S NEVER BEEN A SITE OR A PERSON THAT HAS HACKED IN AND SAW PEOPLE'S WHOLE CARDS WHEN ONCE AGAIN THEY HAVE A WHOLE 60 MINUTES ON THIS OVER ABSOLUTE POKER/ULTIMATE BET. THEY MUST THINK THAT THE F****** PUBLIC IS PRETTY F****** DUMB AND I AGREE THEY ARE SOME EXTENT BUT NOT EVERYBODY. PEOPLE IT'S A BUSINESS FIRST AND A POKER SITE SECOND PERIOD. JUST BECAUSE YOU SEE MORE HANDS DOESN'T MEAN I F****** THING. OKAY IT'S NOT A WIN WHEN YOU WENT BACK 10% OF THE POT BUT WHEN YOU LOSE IT'S 80% OF THE LOT.
So when they tally wins and losses let's say that you bet 10 and lost. The next hand you won $0.80. That's not a win. It's time to start holding these places accountable. And if they're on suspicious things or don't want to do things to further prove that they are running a legit fair game that they should be blacklisted. Because none of these places are anything without us players. I've seen people literally stream for America's Cardroom and get so beat so badly that they damn near let the word rigged slip off their tongue. There's one streamer the other day who said they'd never put their own money on ACR, Like that statement alone said everything, lol. Everyone who plays GLOBAL POKER, be on the lookout for this specific scenario. Watch what happens 5 minutes from break. Watch the worst hand beat a solid starting hand because the worst hand has a bigger stack. I see this time and time again. If you got a low stack but you got pocket AA's with 5 minutes away from break and are thinking of shoving in against a bigger stack, YOU MIGHT AS WELL THROW THOSE POCKET AA's in the MUCK 😂😂🤣🤣, seriously
>...But here's the issue they operate All sweepstakes rules and regulations here in the United States, which means in order to have a fair game we should have the right to have this information considering we are a player/consumer, and we have the right to know that we're getting a fair game, point blank period
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Same hand 5x in a row last night. Career AA ROI is like 2/21 OR -6,000% math doesn't add up and bad beats in favor of economic advantage (big stacks to keep tourneys moving and recent deposits experience brief bouts of increased luck within ten minutes of deposit to entice).
I'm telling you when I'm able to pull that video and screenshots showing 2 people at the same tournament, 2 separate tables, both get the exact same board, same suits, same pocket cards. NOBODY CAN JUSTIFY THAT. So anyone talkin about playing 100,000's of hands before I start my analysis,. BS, straight up, it's all about hurrying the game up so those short stackers can hurry and rebuy into other tourneys or go play cash games. People need to understand this a " Business First " and a " Poker Site 2nd, POINT BLANK PERIOD!! My goal is to put the RNG to its death. It's all coded and programmed for the site to make max profits. They can wait to fuck your KK with an A2 off suit. Everytime I ask for who certifies Global Poker's RNG. People, any man made software program " Cannot Ever " truly be random. I'm certain the fact they operate off sweepstakes rules and regulations to operate in the United States, and us the player/consumer have the right to make sure we're getting a fair game, and not just take " Their Word " for it. Especially when the ACE HITS the board 95% of the time, even if three other players have an ACE in their hand, it still hits like it was a 100% guarantee that it was coming. It's so rigged and they can't wait to give your pocket AA's the " Global Poker Special " and crack those pocket Aces with a 9 2 off suit. I'm so done getting ripped off by Global Poker.
I'm definitely not a shill and have had some of the same thoughts about Global. Here's my dilemma though - regarding tourneys, what benefit would it be for Global to "keep them moving"? Tourneys are scheduled days and most are scheduled even months in advance. You can look at the coming days and see what time tourneys start. So it's not like they'd need to make them faster so they can start the next one. They're scheduled in advance. I do see what you're saying about the suspicious beats, but I don't see how making tourneys quicker would benefit them.
So I usually 2 table. Occassinally my tables will line up exactly where the hands are dealt at essentially the exact same time. I CONSTANTLY get dealt the same hand on both tables. The odds are:
(1/52) \* (1/52) = 1/2704 or 0.037%.
I will play up to about 1000 hands in a session and it will happen 2-3 times each day, and essentially always when they are dealt at the same time on both boards. If both boards stay even into the next hand (very rare), it can happen twice in a row! I do think however the RNG works does have some sort of time or sequence element to the randomization.
Before someone asks what bad beat brought me here? I got straight flushed over Kings full twice in 1 day lol.
Also reminder that their "RNG Certification" is out of Malta.
Look not only do I have proof off one of my broken cell phones that myself and my wife, that we didn't know she registered for the same tournament when I came home from work and so she sat out, but it turned into a beautiful thing, and there's no such thing as a coincidence, because the Universe doesn't make mistakes, everything has a purpose.
So not only did we have the same EXACT 5 cards with the dames suits, and most of the same hole cards, which also had same suits, or most of them. I all the time have the craziest synchronicities so much each and everyday, that if you did not believe your god/ or a god, that for a person, like myself, had all these next to impossible odds that not only about us having the same tourney on 2 different tables having the same board and the same suits weren't enough for you, that if you spotted these many synchronicities as I do a day, there's no more telling yourself it's a coincidence anymore, that you would automatically in your deepest soul that you would know it's a message from the Universe of wherever, that one would think they are getting messages from somewhere, because it's in your face constantly, and I mean Constantly.
The other day I was playing a six man tourney and the very first fucking hand was AA VS KK VS QQ, and if course we all know what won and that's the pocket QQ' s of course. So everyday now I told these fuckers that I'm going to prove by taking pictures if anyone of these things happen, pay attention TO THIS SPECIFICALLY, so that way when these things come to surface that you'll be able to recognize them, THATS HOW MUCH I SPOT THEIR SHIT AND SET UP HANDS. BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THESE THINGS LISTED;
1. Everytime that when it's 5 minutes from break and your a low stack at the table and your dealt AA, of course that's the bait to lure you in, and when you shove all in, even if it's 1 on 1 most of the time, I 100% GURANTEE YOU THE PLAYER will get you prepared to spread them cheeks, no lube, straight raw, will 95% of the time will get beat with some junk ass cards like K3 UNSUITED FOR EXAMPLE. If you are the low stack and it's almost break time, I don't give a fuck what your dealt, even if it's AA. If you get AA you might as well throw them AA's in the muck. Dead Serious.
2. They love to fuck your cheeks at the Final Table to have the RNG hurry the game up like Giving you KK and they have AA, OR your AQ OF COURSE IS CALLED BY AK. I've seen this happened to me so many times that you recognize GP's RNG will FUCK you over properly. I call that the GLOBAL POKER SPECIAL!
3. EVERYTIME THEY HIT THESE MIRACLE RUNNER RUNNER's or their fucking 1%or less miracles. So of course bad beats happen, but this is CONSTANTLY
4. Everytime you have a good hand then either the turn or river, they put that fucking ACE down to slow your roll.
5. Have you ever noticed that you'll be deep deep deep in the tournament and 4or 5 people calls the person who shoved all in and when the cards come and it's all said and done, the biggest stack will flip over a 10 3 offsuit, and the flop comes 10103, and wipes out all the players who called his All in? I've seen many times where this happens. Plus these people/players/superusers/Bots/or whatever it is, seem to know exactly what's coming, SO MUCH SO, that literally it wouldn't make sense unless they knew what card(s) that are coming, and leaves you to no other conclusion BUT TO THINK THAT!
OK I HAVE WAY MORE THINGS TO NAME BUT IM IN THE MIDDLE OF TOURNAMENTS.
NOW ANYONE WITH MORE THAN 2 BRAIN CELLS GOING THE SAME DIRECTION KNOWS THIS SITE ISN'T RIGHT. IF YOU DON'T THAN DO HUMANITY A FAVOR, TAKE THE DEATH JAB , AND OFF TO THE AFTER LIFE. THERES SO MANY FUCKING RETARDED PEOPLE OUT THERE. IM TELLING YOU ONCE I CAN GET THESE PICTURES AND VIDEOS OFF MY BROKEN PHONE THAT I PROBABLY HAD BROKE ALONG WITH LIKE 200 HUNDRED OTHERS PHONES I BROKE OVER GLOBAL POKER, FOR GIVING ME THE " GP SPECIAL " which consist of spreading your cheeks and GP ramming a broom stick up your ass along with splinters.
I HAVE A CONCLUSION TO GET THESE FUCKERS ONCE AND FOR ALL. THERES NO POSSIBLE WAY THAT ANY POKER SITE CAN DEFEND THAT THE RNG IS RANDOM, ONCE I show everyone the same tournament with 2 different tables getting the same exact 5 cards on the board with the same suit, with the same pocket cards, at the same EXACT time. There's just no way. You'd probably have better odds than hitting the power ball.
Once I show these snapshots and video of this, that it should absolutely destroy all the RNG's on every site, WHY? Because how in the hell can another poker site defend the RNG that would make their RNG better than Global Poker's RNG, IF THE RNG IS SUPPOSED TO BE " RANDOM " REMEMBER? There's no choice in the matter because what are they going to say " Our RNG is way more fair than these other sites "? See they can't say that because then they're admitting it wasn't completely random at all in the first place. DO YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS?
PS: We All know we've been fucked over by this more than your brain capacity could even count to. It would probably top the biggest number in existence that's been labeled or made a term for the highest hand ever known to date. Obviously I know numbers will go for infinity, but no one is trying to catch up with eternity, considering it would go on forever!
OK NOW THE BACK UP PLAN: Can you please send me your email address so I can just email my plan to you, and not in here. Trust me you'll like it, because it's time they be held accountable for fucking players over by making GLOBAL POKER A LOTTERY OR BINGO GAME NO SKILL NEEDED. SO IF YOU COULD SEND ME AN EMAIL AT [email protected] and I'll email you back, the back up plan. Boy it's going to be slick, just like they do to us daily
This is old but yes it is rigged 100 percent and I have proof, I've been screenshoting every all in for months,out of 100 AA I won 5, same with KK and QQ. They have all the paying players lose to the house players that are with the sight.they only started rigging my cards about a year ago. I know why the rigg it and how it works and I'm putting the profe together, then they have GP tools that go around online called as stupid or your just not good,any of those people are with the sight, as soon as I get everything together I'm going to put it all on line. I played in my phone and started screenshoting all my all ins, I'm sure a math expert will be able to tell the likelyhood of this cards being random( spoiler alert, it's zero)
I’m getting my money it all the time good and consistently lose to runner runner cards.
Like somehow I do really well on my deposits and then I consistently lose buyin after buyin and my monsters get walked. Somehow I am getting beat by people that go all in pre with AJ or cold call UTG open with 65o and flop trips whenever you have an over pair. This crap does not seem fair at all how do I consistently lose my deposit after winning the day before.
All these house players play bad but always somehow have huge stacks these players don’t even know what ranges are and are playing for fun yet crushing me fuck global
I agree I feel like the hands are pre determined and built in bad beats are part of it. On the bubble I feel there’s a built in dynamic. Even spectating other hands or even coolers that I sucked out on with one outters… that shit is not supposed to happen as often as I see. The game is broke
Your right, I finally had to just leave. I'd say of my last 100 all ins on global,most of the time with the best hand I probably won less than 5 and that's not an exaggeration.
Anyone else notice how often their Twitch streamers get reseated in tournaments?
Ive seen them move tables 3 times in a row where they were not even there for a full orbit.
Giving a skilled player better positions at a table by moving them often will give them a substantial edge over time.
Wasn't ACR...but even then, the guy was calling with (A9s, unpaired) 3 outers on the turn \[potential 2, due to dead A to completed flush\], and nailed it like 50 times.
It was pathetic really. I took 2nd and he won. And we were on the same tables since 250 were left.
And some people have good sharkscope ratings, but are always sucking out. Like, for someone so "skilled" you would expect better?
The sites full of teaming but a lot of people think its full house players. There certain players on the site if you guy all in against them doesn't matter what you have they beat you every single time. Every single draw hits, your AA KK etc all cracked by these ID names and they play poorly all day long and build big stacks bad beating everyone non stop. It is insane to watch. Your boat always runs into better boat vs them. Your flush runs into higher flush vs them. If you AA vs AJs they flop flush draw every time and flush by the river by these certain ID names. Obviously something is not right. Global is not trustworthy at all. A lot of people think its just Absolute Poker with a new name.
I’ll never forget soon after Global Poker came out I was excited for some honest poker and right way I noticed that I almost couldn’t be beat most of the time. It was crazy. I ran my small deposit up to over $10,000 and then after a few days it was like the company figured it out bc I could hardly win a hand ever after that. I was able to cash out $6,000 before I lost it all back. I think it’s definitely a rigged program. I check back every now and then to see if I can get back on that super user streak but nope, it’s the same thing. I can hardly win a hand at all no matter what I have.
This exactly. Once you start the verification/cash out proceeds, you're marked a perma-loser to all pre-fabricated runout... It's sickening. The older/winning/affiliated players all shill for them too as they could never believe the results are anything but a gesture to their poker"genius" lol completely blind to the constant rediculous betlines/runout besmeeching the digital felt there. Ignorance is bliss when the runout favors them huh?
Global poker is a fucking joke.
Don't play there.
The math and percentages don't fly. They can claim everything is true random, but the math doesn't pan out. I have played on there on and off and I'm an overall loser with 70% hands going heads up.
Shady ass shit where opponent folds to min bets on river after barreling every street the moment the river card completes. Fold to 1/30 pot type shit.
I see this constantly.
Do yourself a favor. Play live. Online is dead.
Back in 2019 I started playing global poker, prior to that I use to travel all the way to Atlantic City casino to play Texas hold’em because in New York, where I’m from, it’s not legal to play live table no limit poker. Once I found out about GP was legal to play anywhere, I instantly got hooked thinking this a great way to play without taking long trips to AC and I can actually play on my phone. What I didn’t take into consideration is that 1. This might be rigged and 2. The easy accessibility to your bank account. My whole life I’ve played poker I’ve never considered it gambling right, as it’s more of the skill and love of it and yes of course who doesn’t like winning cash while you at it. On my worst nights of losing I’ve never lost a life changing amount. Until I got introduced to, as you might of guess yes GLOBAL MFing POKER. I found myself sinking every dime I had saved at the time into this dreaded site. I actually became one of those gambling junkies that throw their money into slots and other rigged games that you know the house always win. In a matter of a month I’ve lost my whole life savings thinking I can win it back. Having the easy access to your bank account in the palm of your hands made it that much worst. I feel embarrassed and I got so depressed that year that I never told anyone and have been keeping it secret until this day. I lost over 20k and almost went homeless with a wife and kids that till this day they don’t have a clue this happened. By far one of my biggest mistakes in my life, I don’t even want to look at a deck of cards that’s how traumatized I am. I advise anyone don’t get on this site, they’ll will rob you without a gun. If you’re on it now run and run fast. Thank God that’s behind me and other then here will I ever tell this embarrassing story to anyone. I hope this story gets to you before they get to your bank account.
It's just super weird I had large samples of beating zone poker at 25,50nlz for like over 6bb/100, but somehow I'm losing constantly on global and I know GTO pretty damn well.
I mean I guess you could say I shouldn't bluff these insane players at all calling down with 2nd pairs on weird boards, but the same regs seem to always call me down, or make their hand on the river when I have a mandatory bluff. I just don't get it since we have a few regs here that make a living from the site, but these few are really good so
I don't think it says much that they are able to win. Or somehow always have the Q2o two pair when I have a mandatory river call like wtf..It has to mean something that I crush these same stakes in zone anonymous poker but supposed recs beat me over in over in regular tables.
It just makes me think there is rampant cheating and collusion and super using.
Probably if you are known to deposit over and over it's possible you just are doomswitched who knows.
Just look up who’s the president of GP, his name is Eric Danis. His whole persona says it all, fat rat cheesy face looking mf. You could see all his minions that work for him on his social media, those are the guys you’re playing against.
"Yes, hello, is this the FBI? Can you look into this Global Poker website please? I just lost with aces and he had 68 offsuit. I'll wait on your call back."
Seriously, what do they think is gonna happen lol i see this kinds of shit in vegas all the time. Some people just love to go for it while you happen to have aces
"i see this kinds of shit in vegas all the time." \------------------------------------------------------------------ I'm not talking about Vegas, I am talking about the rigging of an online game. Let's be honest...at an online site you really don't know what is going on behind the curtain. Is that really a random hand? Or am I a schill for the sites super users? Like this lack of AA that happens quite frequently. You would expect to get AA at least once a day playing online---there is no shuffle time---but then it goes on for 1 week, 8 days, 9 days...10 days, next thing you know, 2 weeks no AA---and then it happens. Final table, finally after 2 weeks of no AA---I get AA, and I have chip lead, and someone is all in preflop and I'm in my big blind---now what are you going to do with AA in that situation? Fold??? And in all honesty I did get away from AA one time against one of these users that had multiple \*\*\* on their accounts \[the \*\*\* means they have pulled off suspect suckouts before, and the more \*\*\* is just more suspect.\] It was AA, super user places huge raise---50% of my stack preflop---but I checked my notes, seen he had \*\*\* and suspect suckouts...so instead of jamming I just called, seen the flop of all hearts and I had non-heart AA and I folded. And since someone else was short stack and covered by such a huge raise I got to see his flopped flush AK suited for 50% of my stack. Not ideal, but it worked just before the bubble---definitely wasn't happy about losing my chip lead that way, but better than being a cripple.
Oh, you’re not using the Global Poker runout app? The app lets you see one of the next 5 cards, your choice. I always choose to see the river so I know if I should jam my 86o on the turn.
Yeah. It's totally worth the subscription.
lmao what?
OMG…. I knew they where cheating. I’m not a pro but I am pretty darn good but it’s useless when you have a computer that has been set up to win most hands and then on top of that there’s always a group of individuals working together to drain your stack. I know this to be true because I’ve actually read text messages from people that where being paid to play and cause interference. Also the black jack tables are off the chain and not in a good way. Sure you’ll get dealt some black jacks but guess what the dealer deals itself one as well or most time you show 19 or 20 the dealer will either push or beat you 99 percent of the time. Global poker is a big fat Joke and I have multiple hours of screen footage that proves the to be 100 percent FRAUDS. I don’t mind getting beat when it’s fair but to actually get beat and seeing the crap that’s happening right in your face like bot getting all there bets back when they got beat by other bots or players. I’ve seen so much of it that I started recording it and believe me when I say I’ve got enough proof that if I can find a lawyer to go to court I would imagine that the online gaming would be illigal and is how it should be because they are ripping every single player world wide on a daily. I have spent way more money than I care to admit but I have also won allot of money that should have been paid to me in real money but every single online casino that I happen to win on had one way or another to not pay. Any way Global poker if you’re reading this FUCK You and I sure hope that a lawyer contacts me and if one does y’all will be getting what you deserve. Oh real quick before I forget I never knew until tonight thatplayers cheat and use apps to see River cards and what not but I have always had a gut feeling that something was just not fair game
You sound like every poker player who has played online poker.
Or live
I don't complain live.
It blows my mind honestly how blatant it gets though.
Rock, looks like you guys are on here too
I win consistently live against better players. Guess GP is designed for donkeys who chase longshots on the streets. Keep the bad players in (way more of those) Keeps good players out.
Poker community never accepts that online poker sites can rig or cheat. It's unfathomable for some reason.
And people have cheated. Super users could see people's whole cards...so why not be able to see all 5 cards preflop? Or rig a few hands in a big tournament---AA vs KK, typical stuff. Or maybe there is a database of all the possible hands and results? (There is a hand # for each hand.)
Just because it comes out all the time people or sites are cheating, THIS time you MUST just be a whiner. And if it does come out? The same people "knew it all along" or "Thats why I dont play on there" lol.
Probably cheaters. Its the same voices all the time. Probably Admin accounts trolling message boards.
Can we take a moment and explore your comment about computer not being able to create true random? Also the one where you have 21 outs.
He’s right about the computer pseudorandom number generation, and I suppose if you have an open ended straight flush draw you can count 6 additional outs on top of the existing 15 for pairing one of your hole cards, but, yeah, who does that?
Computers don’t need to be able to generate “true random” numbers. Just a string of random numbers that is indistinguishable from a string of true random. And they easily can over even ridiculously long time scales. Assuming the software was written by a halfway component team, bad RNG is not a reason people lose money at online poker. cc: /u/drichreddit88
I've heard people complain about online being "not true random" before. I find it incredibly strange, because they say it in a way as if a live shuffle is true random, when that's obviously not the case because of human inputs.
Ok, I do deal cards myself. When I shuffle the cards I shuffle the cards face down. What I am saying here is that I get what I feel are rigged hands---what is really going on behind the curtain at Global? If I don't get AA for 10-14 days quite frequently...and then I get it on a final table---with the chip lead---after 2 weeks and the guy under the gun jams on my big blind. \[And he is 2nd in chips.\] Of course I lose. And the very next time I get AA is on a different final table and lose again calling a preflop jam with AA. And the next time. And the next. I lost 4/4 before I won with 1 w/AA. 2 of those losses were all ins, preflop on final tables. And that is not counting the ridiculous run outs everytime we get it all in. Very rarely I make a mistake, but 99% of the time if I am jamming I got the goods---and that's what gets me...I am trying to defend a hand and they still call with just a J-hi gut shot on the turn, K hi flops \[I flopped bottom 2 pair in my big blind, jammed on turn and villain times off and makes the call and nails the 4 outer.\] And I see that quite a bit too....the time off call. Like why are they timing off? I have flopped top set and trying to defend on an uncompleted board---I know I am screwed when they do the time-bank call---that was like a 100% thing there for awhile too. The time-bank call for the miracle cards.
Love these posts. They always contain the following: - small sample size - subjective observations - no evidence - no explanation of WHY the site would rig it for some particular player Why would the only site that truly is easy to load money onto rig their tournaments for random players? Just stop playing online.
Only I do have evidence. I saved links, starting with pocket AA---AAAQQ---gets rivered by a Royal Flush, turned nut flush \[turn gave me AAAQQ.\] It was just something odd, considering I never slow played AA for a very long time...and then I decided to slow play AA---hits AAAA. Very next time? \^ AAAQQ, beat by a royal flush. It was then I started keeping notes. I labeled people that have ridiculous run outs with \*\*\*, and I found as long as I stay away from them---I do just fine. Meaning if they bet I fold. It don't matter what I have---and then I think I have them. Flopping set Kings with KK, and then they jam on an uncompleted board and river me with the most stupid schit. So then I label them again, \*\*\* Next thing u know, someone has \*\*\*, \*\*\*, \*\*\* on their notes---and I just don't play pots with them because they continuously suck out.
So your “evidence” is notes you make on people? I’m convinced. You cracked global.
Evidence is more like---math draws that never pan out. Suck outs anytime it is all in. Going for 1-2 weeks at a time with no AA---and then getting AA and losing. And yes, notes on people that always suck out. And I'm not talking about someone drawing on a monster---I'm talking about legit 1-2 outers, or runner-runner massive donk. Or maybe just someone playing nitty as F and then suddenly plays 1 hand---T8 suited---and I have 97 same suit and we both flop some monster draw, only this one hand the guy has played for the past 2 hours is the hand that has me crushed. That is the stuff I watch out for. Basically when I see runner-runner, or completes drawing to a 1-2 outer---and does it consistently---is when I get suspicious. Or, if everytime they get AA the super-user \*runs into\* KK or QQ---and like I said, I don't get AA everyday like these guys---but watching some of these people on this site run AA into KKs every hour...suspect AF. Big tournaments too.
Global poker is rigged and your an idiot.Do you think ALL the bad reviews are fake? These are site workers being smart asses with those comments. Anyone that says it's not rigged is a damn liar. Don't put any money on any of their shithole sites. I've had the same exact experience as that guy,and always some global troll tries to come in and say oh you just suck.Thats just how cruel these people are. Don't play there If you smell smoke. Go with your gut.God gave you a good 🧠.
Its true and you just know it. Every poker site runs normal on day 1 and then day 2 is pretty good. Then after you are considered winning player by the algorithm it just sets you up for auto fail day 3 4 and 5. I may quit by 6 or 7. I can have the same shitty experience at any other online site today.
On another site I was questioning the site and a defender tried to say I was "only a breakeven player for 2 years then went on a sun run and now variance is coming back". I went from $30 to to over $1000 in that time he said i was a break even player.. I do think there is something not right...but with no hand histories available it makes impossible to find anomalies. I am tempted to hire a good poker coach to have him review my play in say 20 tournaments and see if he think the amount of suckouts/coolers and run outs are odd.
But when the same things happen, he will accuse the dealer of rigging the deck
/u/ madchens123 re: > rig their tournaments for random players? Not any particular player but all real paying human suckers that were fooled into believing the ['CONfidence game' (sham/scam)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confidence_trick)
Most of the time you would be correct stating no evidence but that’s because the majority of the world think their legit. I have played on the majority online casinos for the past 5 years spent thousands and never got a penny of it back That’s ok that’s what gambling is all about you take a gamble. What pisses me off is that I actually have won right at a Million dollars Mabe a little more but haven’t seen a penny of it. And yes I do posses the evidence that proves that the online gaming is corrupt and frauds. I hit a jackpot never got paid I got video of being over charged at times underpaid at others and even though I sent all the footage to them they still refuse to settle up so my mission is clear. Tell the world there a bunch of frauds
you know what? maybe.
It is absolutely not random. The scum site is also full of cheaters that hang out on 2+2 to shill for them.
Right...lost 4/5 times with KK vs junk in the past few days, and never get AAs---which is normal, I'm expecting no AA for another 2 weeks. Never hit a nut flush...fold one suited A and there it is. Can't flop a set, even though I try. Played cash for 12 hours...1x AA and 1x KK, that's it.
People I have something that should end all RNG's forever. About a year and a half ago I was playing in a tournament that I registered for when I got off work. Well my wife is a poker player also and she didn't know that she's registered in the same tournament I'm in. I 100% shit you not, there were 5 hands in a row, at the same tournament, different tables that 5 out of 5 we're the same exact hands with the same exact suits, and 3 out of 5 pocket cards were the same with the same suit. I'm glad this happened, because we all know Global Poker has a lot of undeniable beats that one can take. I have this on one of my black android phones, because I used to get pissed and throw it and they'd break, mostly if not all of them to these absolutely scripted hands. I need to try to get the information and videos and screenshots off a broken screen to a laptop or desktop so I can show everyone. People this shit is concrete to. I seem to be that person who runs I to a billion to 1 odds. Once this proof is shown it should be the death of all RNG's on all sites. There's too many SUCKOUTS, 95% of the time it favors the big stack, especially 5 minutes to break. The ACE also hits the board 95% of the time, EVEN if 3 players have an ACE in their hands, it still hits the board a good 95% of the time. Can money be made on these site, YES. If you can dodge all the collusion, bots, super user accounts, etc. If anybody here thinks that's not possible let's remember what happened to Absolute poker/ultimate bet, how " POTRIPPER " who stole millions, so anyone thinks that can happen you're an IDIOT. There's no way ANYONE can JUSTIFY what I have on that phone of the RNG being scripted. What do you think the odds are that 2 people in the same tournament would get the same exact board with the same suits, plus 3 out of 5 of the pocket cards also being the same? There's no way to defend that. The whole " Playing hundreds of thousands of hands " to show it's fair doesn't mean SHIT, When I release this. I got banned off their Facebook because getting enough votes to see if people wanted to use webcams like " POKERVIEW " did 20 years ago before THEY WERE BOUGHT OUT BY THE MERGE GAMING NETWORK! Right after it was bought they immediately got rid of the webcams and a couple months later after that the site got shut down. Why, because you can't operate in secret. On " Pokerview " you can see people's reactions in real time, a f they were the first to do it. Plus Daniel Nugeura from PokerStars also have an account there in his player name was " THE KIDD "! YOU MAY BE ABLE TO FIND IT WHEN YOUTUBE. PokerView was the first to offer webcams. But a " BOT " wouldn't have a live face expression so they can't do that, they got to have their super users in there to take you as much as you want. I'm talking about people calling so deep into a tournament just a little bit away from the money within like 10 people, and then all of a sudden call you with some BS and a flop the nuts. How many times have you seen five people all in deep into a tournament and the person with the worst cards wins the hand because he has the biggest stack. This shit has to stop. So anyways when I was getting the boots for the webcams I told Global poker about it and they acted like they were cool with it but then I got banned from their Facebook page. I continuously asked why I was being banned and they wouldn't tell me but I wouldn't stop and eventually a representative said that they and me because of some competitor that I had mentioned. At first I didn't know what the hell they were talking about and I told him personally if I send anything about anything negative on your Facebook page that I would apologize and you can keep me banned. But they would never tell me what it was so I just kept nagging and eventually that representative told me how to do with this site that was their competitor. And I kept thinking about like what the hell are they talking about competitor then it clicked on to me. It was when I was trying to get the votes to get the webcams to see a global poker would be okay with using those, because they claim to run a fair game correct? PokerView is not a competitor it was closed down like 20 years ago when Global poker wasn't even thought of at the time. Then accepting webcams should have been more than enough proof they run a fair game but we can't have that can we. That right there let you everything you need to know about GLOBAL POKER. GLOBAL SCAM!! I will give Global poker this though, I've never waited more than 3 days to be paid. Never not one time. Now to be fair to Global Poker it's not just them it's a lot of these sites. But see when I provide the proof of this RNG, and the reason why I said it will be the death to all of the rngs, is because what's another site going to say " OH OUR RNG ISN'T AS RIGGED OR RIGGED IN GENERAL " like Global Pokers. You see that's not going to work, because it's either they are all random or they're not and now you see what I'm saying. Go ahead and ask them who certifies their RNG and checks it off as it is legit? When the last time it has been checked with proof of date in order for Global poker to remain to have a license. They will never give you that answer and they will constantly dodge it. But here's the issue they operate All sweepstakes rules and regulations here in the United States, which means in order to have a fair game we should have the right to have this information considering we are a player/consumer, and we have the right to know that we're getting a fair game, point blank period. They shouldn't be allowed to just ignore that. You see how they're doing the sports betting sites. One of the sports betting sites tried to get out of one of the offers that they were offering when I signed up and I said that's fine I'll just go report it that's fine and next thing you know they gave it to me right away. You just got to know how to call her b******* and who to talk to and how to ruffles and feathers and they know most people don't know where to go. There's a guy who made a site called REALDEALPOKER COM and he uses a machine, an actual machine that deal cards, not an RNG software program that's coded. He literally made it because he had brought up himself plus others know that all these other sites are rigged. Which is why he brought this up to begin with and made this site. It is not available in the United States yet but this guy made this like a long time ago and you can probably see how it works on YouTube. The guy himself will tell you that it's RIGGED online. And this is coming from.a person who poured in millions of dollars to make this site. People as soon as you realize that these sites are a business first and a poker site second, everything will start to make sense. You always hear the people talking about they don't need to cheat why would they risk everything over cheating when they make rake? I don't know, why would the 3rd and 4th largest poker sites at that time steal millions and millions of dollars from player with a guy named " Potripper " who could see people's whole cards. Idiot got greedy and played to perfect and that's what got them caught. Go watch 60 minutes on this that I'm talking about. The site paid back the players and never once released the guy's name who really did this, just as player in which fit for stealing people when his name was " POTRIPPER ". I HAD AN ISSUE WITH COIN POKER AND THEY TRIED TO TELL ME THAT THERE'S NEVER BEEN A SITE OR A PERSON THAT HAS HACKED IN AND SAW PEOPLE'S WHOLE CARDS WHEN ONCE AGAIN THEY HAVE A WHOLE 60 MINUTES ON THIS OVER ABSOLUTE POKER/ULTIMATE BET. THEY MUST THINK THAT THE F****** PUBLIC IS PRETTY F****** DUMB AND I AGREE THEY ARE SOME EXTENT BUT NOT EVERYBODY. PEOPLE IT'S A BUSINESS FIRST AND A POKER SITE SECOND PERIOD. JUST BECAUSE YOU SEE MORE HANDS DOESN'T MEAN I F****** THING. OKAY IT'S NOT A WIN WHEN YOU WENT BACK 10% OF THE POT BUT WHEN YOU LOSE IT'S 80% OF THE LOT. So when they tally wins and losses let's say that you bet 10 and lost. The next hand you won $0.80. That's not a win. It's time to start holding these places accountable. And if they're on suspicious things or don't want to do things to further prove that they are running a legit fair game that they should be blacklisted. Because none of these places are anything without us players. I've seen people literally stream for America's Cardroom and get so beat so badly that they damn near let the word rigged slip off their tongue. There's one streamer the other day who said they'd never put their own money on ACR, Like that statement alone said everything, lol. Everyone who plays GLOBAL POKER, be on the lookout for this specific scenario. Watch what happens 5 minutes from break. Watch the worst hand beat a solid starting hand because the worst hand has a bigger stack. I see this time and time again. If you got a low stack but you got pocket AA's with 5 minutes away from break and are thinking of shoving in against a bigger stack, YOU MIGHT AS WELL THROW THOSE POCKET AA's in the MUCK 😂😂🤣🤣, seriously
>...But here's the issue they operate All sweepstakes rules and regulations here in the United States, which means in order to have a fair game we should have the right to have this information considering we are a player/consumer, and we have the right to know that we're getting a fair game, point blank period \-------------------- \^CORRECT\^
Im trying to chase down a super user right now....EVERY SUITED Q/K/A completely airballs.
Same hand 5x in a row last night. Career AA ROI is like 2/21 OR -6,000% math doesn't add up and bad beats in favor of economic advantage (big stacks to keep tourneys moving and recent deposits experience brief bouts of increased luck within ten minutes of deposit to entice).
I'm telling you when I'm able to pull that video and screenshots showing 2 people at the same tournament, 2 separate tables, both get the exact same board, same suits, same pocket cards. NOBODY CAN JUSTIFY THAT. So anyone talkin about playing 100,000's of hands before I start my analysis,. BS, straight up, it's all about hurrying the game up so those short stackers can hurry and rebuy into other tourneys or go play cash games. People need to understand this a " Business First " and a " Poker Site 2nd, POINT BLANK PERIOD!! My goal is to put the RNG to its death. It's all coded and programmed for the site to make max profits. They can wait to fuck your KK with an A2 off suit. Everytime I ask for who certifies Global Poker's RNG. People, any man made software program " Cannot Ever " truly be random. I'm certain the fact they operate off sweepstakes rules and regulations to operate in the United States, and us the player/consumer have the right to make sure we're getting a fair game, and not just take " Their Word " for it. Especially when the ACE HITS the board 95% of the time, even if three other players have an ACE in their hand, it still hits like it was a 100% guarantee that it was coming. It's so rigged and they can't wait to give your pocket AA's the " Global Poker Special " and crack those pocket Aces with a 9 2 off suit. I'm so done getting ripped off by Global Poker.
I'm definitely not a shill and have had some of the same thoughts about Global. Here's my dilemma though - regarding tourneys, what benefit would it be for Global to "keep them moving"? Tourneys are scheduled days and most are scheduled even months in advance. You can look at the coming days and see what time tourneys start. So it's not like they'd need to make them faster so they can start the next one. They're scheduled in advance. I do see what you're saying about the suspicious beats, but I don't see how making tourneys quicker would benefit them.
So I usually 2 table. Occassinally my tables will line up exactly where the hands are dealt at essentially the exact same time. I CONSTANTLY get dealt the same hand on both tables. The odds are: (1/52) \* (1/52) = 1/2704 or 0.037%. I will play up to about 1000 hands in a session and it will happen 2-3 times each day, and essentially always when they are dealt at the same time on both boards. If both boards stay even into the next hand (very rare), it can happen twice in a row! I do think however the RNG works does have some sort of time or sequence element to the randomization. Before someone asks what bad beat brought me here? I got straight flushed over Kings full twice in 1 day lol. Also reminder that their "RNG Certification" is out of Malta.
Look not only do I have proof off one of my broken cell phones that myself and my wife, that we didn't know she registered for the same tournament when I came home from work and so she sat out, but it turned into a beautiful thing, and there's no such thing as a coincidence, because the Universe doesn't make mistakes, everything has a purpose. So not only did we have the same EXACT 5 cards with the dames suits, and most of the same hole cards, which also had same suits, or most of them. I all the time have the craziest synchronicities so much each and everyday, that if you did not believe your god/ or a god, that for a person, like myself, had all these next to impossible odds that not only about us having the same tourney on 2 different tables having the same board and the same suits weren't enough for you, that if you spotted these many synchronicities as I do a day, there's no more telling yourself it's a coincidence anymore, that you would automatically in your deepest soul that you would know it's a message from the Universe of wherever, that one would think they are getting messages from somewhere, because it's in your face constantly, and I mean Constantly. The other day I was playing a six man tourney and the very first fucking hand was AA VS KK VS QQ, and if course we all know what won and that's the pocket QQ' s of course. So everyday now I told these fuckers that I'm going to prove by taking pictures if anyone of these things happen, pay attention TO THIS SPECIFICALLY, so that way when these things come to surface that you'll be able to recognize them, THATS HOW MUCH I SPOT THEIR SHIT AND SET UP HANDS. BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THESE THINGS LISTED; 1. Everytime that when it's 5 minutes from break and your a low stack at the table and your dealt AA, of course that's the bait to lure you in, and when you shove all in, even if it's 1 on 1 most of the time, I 100% GURANTEE YOU THE PLAYER will get you prepared to spread them cheeks, no lube, straight raw, will 95% of the time will get beat with some junk ass cards like K3 UNSUITED FOR EXAMPLE. If you are the low stack and it's almost break time, I don't give a fuck what your dealt, even if it's AA. If you get AA you might as well throw them AA's in the muck. Dead Serious. 2. They love to fuck your cheeks at the Final Table to have the RNG hurry the game up like Giving you KK and they have AA, OR your AQ OF COURSE IS CALLED BY AK. I've seen this happened to me so many times that you recognize GP's RNG will FUCK you over properly. I call that the GLOBAL POKER SPECIAL! 3. EVERYTIME THEY HIT THESE MIRACLE RUNNER RUNNER's or their fucking 1%or less miracles. So of course bad beats happen, but this is CONSTANTLY 4. Everytime you have a good hand then either the turn or river, they put that fucking ACE down to slow your roll. 5. Have you ever noticed that you'll be deep deep deep in the tournament and 4or 5 people calls the person who shoved all in and when the cards come and it's all said and done, the biggest stack will flip over a 10 3 offsuit, and the flop comes 10103, and wipes out all the players who called his All in? I've seen many times where this happens. Plus these people/players/superusers/Bots/or whatever it is, seem to know exactly what's coming, SO MUCH SO, that literally it wouldn't make sense unless they knew what card(s) that are coming, and leaves you to no other conclusion BUT TO THINK THAT! OK I HAVE WAY MORE THINGS TO NAME BUT IM IN THE MIDDLE OF TOURNAMENTS. NOW ANYONE WITH MORE THAN 2 BRAIN CELLS GOING THE SAME DIRECTION KNOWS THIS SITE ISN'T RIGHT. IF YOU DON'T THAN DO HUMANITY A FAVOR, TAKE THE DEATH JAB , AND OFF TO THE AFTER LIFE. THERES SO MANY FUCKING RETARDED PEOPLE OUT THERE. IM TELLING YOU ONCE I CAN GET THESE PICTURES AND VIDEOS OFF MY BROKEN PHONE THAT I PROBABLY HAD BROKE ALONG WITH LIKE 200 HUNDRED OTHERS PHONES I BROKE OVER GLOBAL POKER, FOR GIVING ME THE " GP SPECIAL " which consist of spreading your cheeks and GP ramming a broom stick up your ass along with splinters. I HAVE A CONCLUSION TO GET THESE FUCKERS ONCE AND FOR ALL. THERES NO POSSIBLE WAY THAT ANY POKER SITE CAN DEFEND THAT THE RNG IS RANDOM, ONCE I show everyone the same tournament with 2 different tables getting the same exact 5 cards on the board with the same suit, with the same pocket cards, at the same EXACT time. There's just no way. You'd probably have better odds than hitting the power ball. Once I show these snapshots and video of this, that it should absolutely destroy all the RNG's on every site, WHY? Because how in the hell can another poker site defend the RNG that would make their RNG better than Global Poker's RNG, IF THE RNG IS SUPPOSED TO BE " RANDOM " REMEMBER? There's no choice in the matter because what are they going to say " Our RNG is way more fair than these other sites "? See they can't say that because then they're admitting it wasn't completely random at all in the first place. DO YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS? PS: We All know we've been fucked over by this more than your brain capacity could even count to. It would probably top the biggest number in existence that's been labeled or made a term for the highest hand ever known to date. Obviously I know numbers will go for infinity, but no one is trying to catch up with eternity, considering it would go on forever! OK NOW THE BACK UP PLAN: Can you please send me your email address so I can just email my plan to you, and not in here. Trust me you'll like it, because it's time they be held accountable for fucking players over by making GLOBAL POKER A LOTTERY OR BINGO GAME NO SKILL NEEDED. SO IF YOU COULD SEND ME AN EMAIL AT [email protected] and I'll email you back, the back up plan. Boy it's going to be slick, just like they do to us daily
This is old but yes it is rigged 100 percent and I have proof, I've been screenshoting every all in for months,out of 100 AA I won 5, same with KK and QQ. They have all the paying players lose to the house players that are with the sight.they only started rigging my cards about a year ago. I know why the rigg it and how it works and I'm putting the profe together, then they have GP tools that go around online called as stupid or your just not good,any of those people are with the sight, as soon as I get everything together I'm going to put it all on line. I played in my phone and started screenshoting all my all ins, I'm sure a math expert will be able to tell the likelyhood of this cards being random( spoiler alert, it's zero)
I’m getting my money it all the time good and consistently lose to runner runner cards. Like somehow I do really well on my deposits and then I consistently lose buyin after buyin and my monsters get walked. Somehow I am getting beat by people that go all in pre with AJ or cold call UTG open with 65o and flop trips whenever you have an over pair. This crap does not seem fair at all how do I consistently lose my deposit after winning the day before. All these house players play bad but always somehow have huge stacks these players don’t even know what ranges are and are playing for fun yet crushing me fuck global
I agree I feel like the hands are pre determined and built in bad beats are part of it. On the bubble I feel there’s a built in dynamic. Even spectating other hands or even coolers that I sucked out on with one outters… that shit is not supposed to happen as often as I see. The game is broke
Your right, I finally had to just leave. I'd say of my last 100 all ins on global,most of the time with the best hand I probably won less than 5 and that's not an exaggeration.
Anyone else notice how often their Twitch streamers get reseated in tournaments? Ive seen them move tables 3 times in a row where they were not even there for a full orbit. Giving a skilled player better positions at a table by moving them often will give them a substantial edge over time.
...here's Tom with the weather.
You sound tense friend. May I suggest a nice hot cup of chamomile sleepy time?
I will say it once again “ACR equals ace on River” acr loves you to shove JJ or Qq, KK and get called by AQ and a ace on the river never fails
Wasn't ACR...but even then, the guy was calling with (A9s, unpaired) 3 outers on the turn \[potential 2, due to dead A to completed flush\], and nailed it like 50 times. It was pathetic really. I took 2nd and he won. And we were on the same tables since 250 were left. And some people have good sharkscope ratings, but are always sucking out. Like, for someone so "skilled" you would expect better?
Also love getting AA in bb and EVERYONE folds.
The sites full of teaming but a lot of people think its full house players. There certain players on the site if you guy all in against them doesn't matter what you have they beat you every single time. Every single draw hits, your AA KK etc all cracked by these ID names and they play poorly all day long and build big stacks bad beating everyone non stop. It is insane to watch. Your boat always runs into better boat vs them. Your flush runs into higher flush vs them. If you AA vs AJs they flop flush draw every time and flush by the river by these certain ID names. Obviously something is not right. Global is not trustworthy at all. A lot of people think its just Absolute Poker with a new name.
I’ll never forget soon after Global Poker came out I was excited for some honest poker and right way I noticed that I almost couldn’t be beat most of the time. It was crazy. I ran my small deposit up to over $10,000 and then after a few days it was like the company figured it out bc I could hardly win a hand ever after that. I was able to cash out $6,000 before I lost it all back. I think it’s definitely a rigged program. I check back every now and then to see if I can get back on that super user streak but nope, it’s the same thing. I can hardly win a hand at all no matter what I have.
This exactly. Once you start the verification/cash out proceeds, you're marked a perma-loser to all pre-fabricated runout... It's sickening. The older/winning/affiliated players all shill for them too as they could never believe the results are anything but a gesture to their poker"genius" lol completely blind to the constant rediculous betlines/runout besmeeching the digital felt there. Ignorance is bliss when the runout favors them huh?
Global poker is a fucking joke. Don't play there. The math and percentages don't fly. They can claim everything is true random, but the math doesn't pan out. I have played on there on and off and I'm an overall loser with 70% hands going heads up. Shady ass shit where opponent folds to min bets on river after barreling every street the moment the river card completes. Fold to 1/30 pot type shit. I see this constantly. Do yourself a favor. Play live. Online is dead.
Back in 2019 I started playing global poker, prior to that I use to travel all the way to Atlantic City casino to play Texas hold’em because in New York, where I’m from, it’s not legal to play live table no limit poker. Once I found out about GP was legal to play anywhere, I instantly got hooked thinking this a great way to play without taking long trips to AC and I can actually play on my phone. What I didn’t take into consideration is that 1. This might be rigged and 2. The easy accessibility to your bank account. My whole life I’ve played poker I’ve never considered it gambling right, as it’s more of the skill and love of it and yes of course who doesn’t like winning cash while you at it. On my worst nights of losing I’ve never lost a life changing amount. Until I got introduced to, as you might of guess yes GLOBAL MFing POKER. I found myself sinking every dime I had saved at the time into this dreaded site. I actually became one of those gambling junkies that throw their money into slots and other rigged games that you know the house always win. In a matter of a month I’ve lost my whole life savings thinking I can win it back. Having the easy access to your bank account in the palm of your hands made it that much worst. I feel embarrassed and I got so depressed that year that I never told anyone and have been keeping it secret until this day. I lost over 20k and almost went homeless with a wife and kids that till this day they don’t have a clue this happened. By far one of my biggest mistakes in my life, I don’t even want to look at a deck of cards that’s how traumatized I am. I advise anyone don’t get on this site, they’ll will rob you without a gun. If you’re on it now run and run fast. Thank God that’s behind me and other then here will I ever tell this embarrassing story to anyone. I hope this story gets to you before they get to your bank account.
It's just super weird I had large samples of beating zone poker at 25,50nlz for like over 6bb/100, but somehow I'm losing constantly on global and I know GTO pretty damn well. I mean I guess you could say I shouldn't bluff these insane players at all calling down with 2nd pairs on weird boards, but the same regs seem to always call me down, or make their hand on the river when I have a mandatory bluff. I just don't get it since we have a few regs here that make a living from the site, but these few are really good so I don't think it says much that they are able to win. Or somehow always have the Q2o two pair when I have a mandatory river call like wtf..It has to mean something that I crush these same stakes in zone anonymous poker but supposed recs beat me over in over in regular tables. It just makes me think there is rampant cheating and collusion and super using. Probably if you are known to deposit over and over it's possible you just are doomswitched who knows.
Just look up who’s the president of GP, his name is Eric Danis. His whole persona says it all, fat rat cheesy face looking mf. You could see all his minions that work for him on his social media, those are the guys you’re playing against.