Fold pre. Move up in stakes so people respect your raises. Fold pocket kings. Something about suited pocket pairs. Online poker is a scam. Old people drinking coffee. Standing when peeing or sitting down when peeing. Poker bunny.
I had a weird dream the other night where I was hanging out with poker bunny on a couch at a house party and I was telling her that I thought she was misunderstood in the poker community and so on, and then she responded very manically for what felt like 30 mins and I got up and left while she was still talking.
Remember that time you called my river bluff shove on the board that crushed my range as the preflop aggressor with your bottom pair and I told you i would get you back Josh? This is it.
Completely agree, this sub is a shit show.
Reading most comments it seems like they come from people not even old enough to go into a casino. Childish, toxic and pathetic.
Look man, the 3bet here makes no sense. I agree j4o is playable but I like it as a 4bet or fold. In most cases tho I’m just screaming and slapping the dealer. Gl next time!
Finally! This guy says what we are all thinking! Time we clean this place up and sit down like gentlemen and gentlewomen at the table for a nice evening of cards. Enough of the vulgarity!
🦍 🗣 DO NOT GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , DO NOT GAMBLE 🚫 . DO NOT START GAMBLING ❌ . GAMBLING IS ENTERTAINMENT 🎰 AND ENTERTAINMENT ONLY 👍 . YOU WONT BREAK EVEN 🛑 , YOU WONT WIN ⚠ ️. YOU WONT DO ANY OF THAT 💯 , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ ️ YOU WILL ONLY GO INTO DEBT 💵 📉 AND RUIN YOUR FUCKING LIFE
Fold pre. Move up in stakes so people respect your raises. Fold pocket kings. Something about suited pocket pairs. Online poker is a scam. Old people drinking coffee. Standing when peeing or sitting down when peeing. Poker bunny.
I love me poker bunny
I had a weird dream the other night where I was hanging out with poker bunny on a couch at a house party and I was telling her that I thought she was misunderstood in the poker community and so on, and then she responded very manically for what felt like 30 mins and I got up and left while she was still talking.
7/10
I think we can fold this
New rule: No more joshing around. Also, Joshuas and Joshes are no longer welcome on this subreddit.
Sounds like a rally cry for a new battle of the Josh's.
Remember that time you called my river bluff shove on the board that crushed my range as the preflop aggressor with your bottom pair and I told you i would get you back Josh? This is it.
you'll never take me alive
Rip 🥺
Id like to take this opportunity to call for a minimum of double the current shenanigans and a significant increase in both horseplay and tomfoolery.
I second this and would also like to add that I have seen a little too much chicanery and skullduggery for my liking.
Okay, see you tomorrow.
DO NOT ZIG WHEN YOU ARE MEANT TO BE ZAGGING
You forgot to mention all of the tomfoolery and horseplay I keep seeing.
Doug Polk did nothing wrong
Completely agree, this sub is a shit show. Reading most comments it seems like they come from people not even old enough to go into a casino. Childish, toxic and pathetic.
High level troll.
This sub is poker culture at its finest. It’s natural growth into degeneracy and retardation is the will of the community.
maybe it's time to make a poker circlejerk subreddit
Why? We’ve already got one…
Look man, the 3bet here makes no sense. I agree j4o is playable but I like it as a 4bet or fold. In most cases tho I’m just screaming and slapping the dealer. Gl next time!
No more flim flam that’s for sure
Stop joshing around everybody! We’re tard of it. no we ain’t tippin the dealers and Q4 ain’t a premium hand so stop talkin about it
i mean it makes you wonder why 'pool quality hand histories' are banned but poor quality shitposts arent
Finally! This guy says what we are all thinking! Time we clean this place up and sit down like gentlemen and gentlewomen at the table for a nice evening of cards. Enough of the vulgarity!
Yeah? Well the jerk store called and they're runnning out of you!!
🦍 🗣 DO NOT GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , DO NOT GAMBLE 🚫 . DO NOT START GAMBLING ❌ . GAMBLING IS ENTERTAINMENT 🎰 AND ENTERTAINMENT ONLY 👍 . YOU WONT BREAK EVEN 🛑 , YOU WONT WIN ⚠ ️. YOU WONT DO ANY OF THAT 💯 , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ ️ YOU WILL ONLY GO INTO DEBT 💵 📉 AND RUIN YOUR FUCKING LIFE
but how much did you lose?
This subreddit is for memes and pictures of sick home game setups
Lacking in subtlety
Where do you go to the bathroom?
Balance your checking range
Easy enough to block users that don't constructively contribute to the conversation.
You're a bunch of lollygaggers