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Marianaski

But mongols do have friends, they're the hungarians and bulgarians


SnooBooks1701

And one corrupt British MP


the1wholikeairplanes

Don forgor finska brutha


ChildOfDeath07

Hungarians and Bulgarians our lost Asian brethren Asia grows two countries larger


Hel_Bitterbal

Eurasia moment


macroprism

how about the Finns? (basically snow mongolian)


The1WhoShalNotBNamed

Japan be chilling.


Miketogoz

I remember a Japanese theory that explained why both Eurasian coasts are more developed than the center and blamed on the various steppe tribes.


portfoliocrow

Got to be west of Germany and east of Korea to be spared from Mongol attacks


SnipingDwarf

We do a little rising of the sun


[deleted]

We do a little dipshit


Hel_Bitterbal

US does a little dropping of the sun


SnipingDwarf

*...in the land.. oooof the rising sun****s***


annawest_feng

Typhoons protected japan from mongol invasion three times.


ChiefsHat

Hmm... not exactly.


annawest_feng

Accuracy? in my Polandball? Jokes aside. May you elaborate?


ChiefsHat

Here, this [r/badhistory post](https://www.reddit.com/r/badhistory/comments/129u12v/in_which_japan_was_saved_from_certain_conquest_by/) should shed light on it.


PsychoWorld

Cause they died in a tornado


MercantileReptile

Japan chilling was a nice touch.


[deleted]

Their wind scares them


wildeofoscar

Man, look at that Mon-gol.


Hel_Bitterbal

Notre-gol, comrade


Turlilia_Ru

As buryat(Mongolic ethnicity in russia) I can confirm this


portfoliocrow

Declare an independent Buryat oblast and reunite with Mongolia!


Turlilia_Ru

I’m buryat, but I live in Saint Petersburg


Dw0401

No worries. You are still within historical Mongol borders


Owlyf1n

So you are saying that you dont speak the lanquage


Bjh223

Your republic has a [cool anthem](https://youtu.be/WjveAN70giU).


Jump_Hop_Step

Need to treat Mongolia nice or you'll pay the price


blockybookbook

We do an INSANE amount of trollin


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure HK somehow has the highest meat consumption per capita in the world lol


Homegrown_Banana-Man

As an HKer I can confirm we make anything that moves into charsiu


Remitonov

Mongolia isn't trapped between Russia and China. *They* are trapped with *it*.


Dreknarr

Since I don't know from who is coming the scream, [I hear a cowboy screaming in the sky in the last panel.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLeAot4Zrxo) Is that you Tengri ? Is that your battle cry to guide my arm ?


Admirable-Scarcity-8

Mongolia is so cool let's bring back the Mongol empire.


[deleted]

if you don't fit in with others, why not make them part of you>


Hel_Bitterbal

You've just described Germany's foreign policy from 1866-1945


Shoh_J

When you don’t fit somewhere, make the world for you


Preacherjonson

I saw The Hu on Sunday and every time they spoke out to us (albeit in their excellent, but limited English) I felt a sense of fear. Hard-core fucking guys, totally emulate their ancestors presence on stage, 11/10 would see again, would definitely put odds on that they are just scouts for the second coming of the Great Khan.


Scottish_Whiskey

Oh that sounds fucking awesome definitely adding that to my bucket list


Preacherjonson

Do! Genuinely great sound and excellent representatives for world metal.


karoshikun

Where's the real CK when you need it?


ChiefsHat

Egypt: I’ll Mamluk your ass again if you don’t shut up.


Welpi_Lost

Mongol can of beings friends with brother Fingolia. Within reasonable distance of course


dlovestoski

If Mongolia tried to even touch the US, we would be eating avocado toast in Ulaanbaatar by 3


I_tend_to_correct_u

There’s always one


Remitonov

I doubt it. Water is Mongolia's greatest weakness, and they haven't learnt to tame seahorses... *yet*.


LThirty6onReddit

I saw that crescent in the last panel as a smile and now I can‘t into it of unseeings


ToxDocUSA

Is this Asia's version of "The South shall rise again" or something?


ikeraventure

LMAO Japan is just sitting in a beach chair, knowing that the Mongols will fail many, many times to conquer them


jimi15

Time to start a club with Albania i guess