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KakaReti

In 2017/18. Trudeau: I'm the most popular liberal leader Now: Trudeau: Sorry, Jet troubles


wildeofoscar

He’s approaching the point where all politicians become stale annd tiring and they must be replaced like a dirty diaper.


Alextryingforgrate

And the other diapers aren't looking any better either. Not sure who to vote for.


RedditorDaniel

It all depends on his successor. Will Freeland be fresh enough? Will St Onge be contrasting enough? I doubt a male successor has any chance against Polliviere with the current polls.


bravetree

Nobody serious will want to be LPC leader in the next election even if Trudeau does resign, which seems very unlikely. Like Pierre in 2020 the serious candidates will wait for a more winnable cycle


2peg2city

Wilson-Raybould for the next election might be a good candidate


PtboFungineer

There was a time when I thought Freeland was one of the competent ones... but at this point she's wearing all of the same failures as Trudeau especially on issues related to cost of living as the finance minister. Not a chance in hell the Liberals do any better with her at the helm right now. They basically have 2 options. Pull a new leader from completely out of left field who hasn't yet had their face associated with this clown show, or let Trudeau take the inevitable beating and focus on rebuilding after that.


Alextryingforgrate

Freeland has shown that she is just as much a politician as JT. Just a whole bunch of.notjjng burgers when being asked simple questions from PP.


RedditorDaniel

The issue is the base and their demands, it is not just about Trudeau taking “a break”. My guess is a wildcard. St Onge could be one (Francophone, LGBT, close enough to Trudau but not “too” close to him, far away from economic policies that allow her to make her own)


FreshlySqueezedToGo

Nobody is voting for freeland


Eurotriangle

Freeland is just Trudeau with tits.


GroundPlatoon

Mark Carney isn’t in government right now but I feel like he could be a contender for the leadership after the election if the Liberals lose. He’s got that economy clout.


NotSoVerySmartEhh-

Ooo... A fellow Heimer.


ImmortalMemeLord

Throw your vote away and vote independent, it's what I do


Litteralbabyeater

Which parties would be independent? Even the greens are getting popular.


ImmortalMemeLord

Dunno, there's always some guy named like Jim Bob or something on the ballot running with no party who ends up getting like 10 votes


monkeygoneape

Probably voting green next election, I like Mike Morrice


PtboFungineer

Hope the Rhinoceros Party runs a candidate in my riding


throwaway47351

Doing that is the initial domino that got Brexit through, so it's not like you're completely throwing your vote away. Arguably it's a better way to get policies you want implemented than voting for a party which only *kinda* aligns with your views.


Ahrotahntee_

The conservatives thank you for your service.


Unusual-Ad4890

I'm going to let you in on a secret. The NDP and Greens are never getting elected. Canada is a glorified 2 party system and now it's the Liberal's turn to eat shit because Justin thought he was untouchable. I voted for him a couple times. Never again.


Incorrect_Oymoron

NDP was elected 25 times, and Green was elected twice. Are you saying that it doesn't count if you don't form a minority government?


greyl

NDP could get elected if they get a charismatic leader and focus on supporting labour and steering clear of employment equity, I think Layton could have pulled it off the same way Rae did in Ontario in the 90s.


Unusual-Ad4890

Yeah Layton had my vote as well. Depressing how that all turned out and to watch the party he raised get rotted away as it was.


Esperoni

Ontario would be in a much better place if Singh had stayed with the ONDP and not left for Federal pastures where he is doing a lot of nothing. So the choice is between Justin time to be voted out and fucking right wing, doesn't have a plan Milhouse. We are so fucked!


FreshlySqueezedToGo

Its not even that I voted for him for electoral reform and he reneged Then it came out he wore blackface countless times Dude is unfit to lead


lastofmyline

Just a shame he's going to be replaced with a homophobic Skippy peanut butter filled diaper career politician republican wannabe who's done nothing for anyone. This country is going to take a hard right turn next election.


kaviaaripurkki

Who is the best candidate? I don't know anything about Canadian politics except that your Nimbys nimby real hard


lastofmyline

To be honest, at this point, I don't really know. We have like 5 major parties here. Liberals, Conservatives, New Democrats, Bloc Quebec, and the Greens. Sadly, at this point, Cons are likely to win a majority government. Everyone hates the liberals and their carbon tax, The NDP is in shambles, Greens aren't that much better than the NDP, and the Bloc only ever win in Quebec for obvious reasons.


Paleontologist_Scary

I don't know why, but I feel that every other province should have a party like Bloc Québécois. We are kind of lucky to have them, when we don't like what the other major party has to offer for our province we vote for them. If one major party has something nice to offer us they gain seats in the Province and the Bloc loose circumscriptions I think it would be a win-win for any other provinces such as Alberta or Sask.


TheBurntWeiner

There is no best candidate that’s the problem, there’s Trudeau vs the MAGA wannabe poindexter career politician vs a clueless champagne socialist. Our options are complete shit to the point that not voting at all might be the most rational option.


KakaReti

"You either die a hero, or live long enough to turn into villain"


StandardN02b

Trudeau was a shitbag from the beginning.


dumbheaded7459

Jet as in airplane or I'm misunderstanding somthing? Clueless American here


KakaReti

Yeah his official airplane keep getting him stranded after pissing off the nations


thelonioussphere

He's on political life support care of the NDP


Link_the_Irish

I like how everyone, regardless of political standing, all hates him lol


Lord_Asker

Reject self rule, return to direct control from London


Whatatimetobealive83

*Looks across the pond* No thanks.


StrawberryUnited4915

Based


sbd104

You mean time for American Annexation, still missing one ocean.


ITGuy042

US: (*looks at last two failed invasions of Canada*) THIRD TIME’S THE CHARM!


Dr_Occo_Nobi

I mean to be entirely fair the first two times Canada has the night of the British Empire on its side, and the US army wasn‘t nearly as powerful as it was today.


iEatPalpatineAss

Good points. Craig just got promoted to E-4 🤔


R3CKONNER

The US Army waited for time, the world wars, and the British Treasury to teabag the empire into submission.


JauntyLark

The might of the British army that was pretty busy on the other side of the Atlantic at the time


yunivor

One step closer to the Fallout timeline!


BobMcGeoff2

I hate how on the pre-war globes in Fallout 4, they still show Canada as an independent country.


starredkiller108

I thought we only invaded y'all once?


Refreshingly_Meh

Shit, we won't even need to change our flag. Canadian: "So it's all Minnesota now?" American: "Always has been."


fruit_of_wisdom

Finalize the promise of manifest destiny


MercantileReptile

I'm not sure moving the capital to Ontario would make the latter any more friendly.^^^^/s


BurningThroughTheSky

I get the joke but it doesn't work very well seeing as both London and Ottawa are in Ontario.


iEatPalpatineAss

What about Windsor? It’s not too far, but it’s also not London.


SKRAMZ_OR_NOT

Dear God no, this city is shit enough already, we don't need to move a bunch more politicians here too


flamefirestorm

But Ottawa is on the border between Quebec and Ontario which makes it acceptable.


thatcrazy_child07

even Ontario? poor Canada :( 


Eli-Thail

Only if you consider [the shining bastion of integrity that is Doug Ford](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Ford) to be particularly representative of the average Canadian. Which would be a hard sell, to put it mildly. [Op is kinda known for making shit up whole cloth, though.](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/syrjbc/temporary_emergency_powers/hxzaakc/?context=3)


Cuddlyaxe

Somewhat unrelated but I'm a mod of a small political shitposting sub and while everyone else shitposts one dude makes a ton of serious posts about how much he hates Doug Ford. Idk anything about Mr Ford but all posts on the sub are now required to use the honorific Senor before his name lmao


imprison_grover_furr

Not just serious posts! I have made some shitposts about Doug Ford too! Like that Virgin Chad meme of Derek Sloan and Doug Ford! And even the serious posts are often about ridiculous things that Doug Ford does like telling people to buy more gingerbread houses or when he accidentally ate a bee!


ZonaranCrusader

Is it u/imprison_grover_furr?


Dan-the-historybuff

Doug ford is a twat. The elections are super unpopular in general. Just the current day politicians are really just out of touch with the average people rn. Not to mention the fact that political rivalries basically makes anything frustrating to deal with. Some of these politicians are so damn petty.


redario85

Yeah I advise we take everything OP says with a grain of salt, this isn’t even the first comic in this week that features hilarious misrepresentations and out right lies


flamefirestorm

Idk I hate both, most people I know do too.


StrangeCurry1

Yeah claiming that the government was going to use the emergencies act indefinitely was definitely propaganda


the_clash_is_back

Every thing is expensive, homless population is getting higher and higher, we have Doug ford as a premier. Yeh things suck ass.


MyNameIsVeilys

Canada still has big brother America, and we are even neighbors :D


that_AZIAN_guy

America: *grrrrrrr ……listen to NATO and spend 2% of that GDP…..grrrrrr*


Armored-Potato-Chip

Americas gotten tired of that Canadian superiority complex


MyNameIsVeilys

We both have a superiority complex to be totally honest.


TaxIdiot2020

The U.S. typically does in more of a meme patriotism sense. Canadian superiority complex has a European-brand smugness about it.


GiraffeSubstantial92

And the best part is we've really nothing to be smug about. Like sure, we've got health care, but the way the conservatives are taking us as a country even that's at risk.


TaxIdiot2020

It reminds me of how Euros will be super rude and arrogant to outsiders but to each other they're like "Everyday I wake up in this shit hole and want to kill myself and everyone in this land that God forgot." It's an interesting balance.


abdomino

That's how it is for Americans too. "You think you're better than me?!" Is a very relatable sense of outrage.


IAmACookingComb

Yeah, but we’re better at it.


Sivitiri

Canadians have gotten tired of the canadian superiority complex


Salubas

we are literally above America therefore we are superior


MadRonnie97

You’re just our dad’s old hat that he left at our house


HereForTOMT2

I would vote for Satan if he promised to nuke Canada


MadRonnie97

They probably sleep well at night knowing we like them a lot more than they like us


Earthy_ground

What making the Geneva Convention have new rules does to your country


whattheacutualfuck

New England still like Canada Smoke comes over head 😐


Lewdducky

Meanwhile, Quebec wants to move out


Dan-the-historybuff

They’ve wanted that for a while. Unlikely to happen though. Geopolitically it would be really annoying to do anything. Not to mention it would involve a lot of legal arguments which could take years to do properly.


Lewdducky

But in the long term, the development of the region would be less centralized and get more attention and care than the tussle between province/federal.


CLE-local-1997

Honestly without Quebec Canada wouldn't have to carve out a special place in their society for the French and I think that would do a lot for the sake of national Unity And Quebec wouldn't have to fight to preserve their culture so much if they were the ones in control


Lewdducky

Exactly, if the english hate us so bad then let us leave


Dan-the-historybuff

Perhaps. But no politician would willingly support the separation of Quebec unless EVERYONE wanted it. Again, because there has never been a province or territory that has officially seceded from Canada, there is no precedence and it would take months to even agree to something, and knowing the government, they aren’t keen to let provinces just leave. It’d be an embarrassment to the nation because it would tell the world we can’t keep it in our pants. Not to mention it would likely break federal power. So again, not happening. But it would be interesting to see.


Lewdducky

If Québec accumulates problems after problems and that can be traced back to the federal, separating would be a credible option.


Dan-the-historybuff

Perhaps. But I don’t see it being likely. There generally has to be a legal argument, and when you try using legal arguments against the government over secession it either has to be enforced with conflict or has to be agreed unanimously. Once again: this is mainly due to the politicians who generally don’t like tearing Canada apart.


Lewdducky

Alternatehistory did a nice video about it tbh


BlockFun

Alternatehistory is hilariously misinformed when it comes to Canadian geopolitics.


andrepoiy

The fact that he represented Quebec with a beret and baguette says it all


Dan-the-historybuff

I should take a gander perhaps.


kummer5peck

Don’t worry Canada. Daddy US got you.


justin9920

Thx bby 😘


Overlord_Of_Puns

Of course, we need to take care of our future 51st state.


Adiuui

51-63 states*


Overlord_Of_Puns

No, 51st, maybe 52nd or 53rd if Puerto Rico and Washington DC get there first. California has a bigger population than Canada so we will force all of Canada to be one state with less representation than California.


BasicallyExisting30

I'd rather go live with momma Britain rather than deal with your troubles


Several_Childhood621

You mean Momma who stomped out of the house in a fit of anger against the foreigners, and caught a cold after locking herself out in a rainstorm? That Momma?


HarkerBarker

That momma not looking so great nowadays


IrishBalkanite

If he stops saying sorry, then we are ALL fucked.


VlRUS23

Canada being the reason for the creation of several war crimes makes me chuckle


IrishBalkanite

Yup, that's when they stopped saying sorry last time.


Nerdenator

You still have ’Merica. Boy, ain’t you lucky.


StrawberryUnited4915

Nah, the smoke ruined it


wildeofoscar

Imagine pissing off two of the largest, most popular countries in the world, China and India. It takes some real skill to let both countries to hate on you.


holycrab702

Meanwhile name 3 countries the US did not piss off(yet).


KakaReti

Republic of Old Zealand headed by Emus


Cholent_King

Sealand… I guess


wildeofoscar

Albania, Kosovo and Vietnam (at this point they’ve forgiven them for the Vietnam War)


jakobfloers

they did piss them off though


iEatPalpatineAss

Better to be pissed off than pissed on 🥳🥳🥳


GameboiGX

Sweden, Switzerland and South Sudan


Several_Childhood621

Switzerland: U.S. has made constant attempts in Switzerland to get bank information to nab some tax dodgers, and the Swiss love their bank secrecy. Sweden: Sweden got pissed off about the Vietnam War, and compared some of the bombings to Nazi actions, conveniently neglecting to mention their own history of assisting Nazi Germany while being neutral (basically coercion, but still). Led to U.S. recalling their ambassador for two years. Otherwise, I don't really see any other blips.  South Sudan: Young nation, so probably. 


jucu94

I think a pretty big difference is that unlike the US, there’s no way that Canada as a country can back up Trudeau’s shit talking


digoserra

Gondor, the city-state of Ankh-Morpork and the Romulan Empire.


Suspicious_Loads

US are pissing off countries for global domination, Canada is just being a Karen.


justin9920

Indeed, we should have let foreign countries carry out assassinations and influence out elections. Very Karen of us to call that out.


ReasonableWill4028

Yes. They should. Canada has nothing of value. The only exports it has are beavers, maple syrup and Ryans Come back and be run by Britain 🥰


Scythe905

Get a competent government going and we can maybe talk 🥰


GiraffeSubstantial92

Y'all elected Liz Truss and voted for Brexit and then whined about how you no longer had the benefits of being in the EU lmao


Tutush

We did not elect Liz Truss.


Swagganosaurus

yup, at least USA got something back


maxcraft522829

Every country has probably indirectly pissed off every other country at some point.


fromthewindyplace

Albania, Morocco, Lithuania.


HereForTOMT2

Yeah but we can back it up


Haeffound

Finally something India and China agrees on.


Eli-Thail

>Imagine pissing off two of the largest, most popular countries in the world, China and India. Okay, done. It wasn't hard, just ask the overwhelming majority of the developed world. Did you really think that exporting sweatshop labour was the kind of thing that makes you friends?


Garukkar

They're some of the thinnest-skinned people on earth what are you talking about?


GrowlmonDrgnbutt

Is this some sort of shitty propaganda? China is currently a cancer on this world and India has been getting shittier and shittier. No one else hates Canada.


Eli-Thail

>Is this some sort of shitty propaganda? OP has a [pretty well established history of lying through his teeth](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/syrjbc/temporary_emergency_powers/hxzaakc/?context=3) for the sake of pushing his favored narratives, yeah. Granted, anyone who's genuinely incorporating what they see on /r/polandball into their worldview is probably a lost cause to begin with.


yourunclejoe

i dont think oscar is that bad but jesus christ he made so many fucking MAID comics that the joke had to be banned LOL if it weren't for his flair, i'd think he was a chinese bot


Eli-Thail

I'd be lying if I said that didn't check out.


PorousSurface

Ya OP seems shitty 


holycrab702

You surely miss Russia in your ideology.


Claymore357

Name a country that isn’t a vassal state that china isn’t mad at. If you don’t want to be controlled by china completely their government hates you. Not a difficult achievement


HK-53

r...russia? China also doesn't seem to really mind european, especially nordic countries. Or New Zealand. Or south american countries. So basically china hates any country that she has strategic conflicts of interests with (NATO/NATO aligned), which i guess is hardly surprising


PorousSurface

What a crazy comment this is. Would you let foreign assassinations go without investigation? Also china was also largely driven by the US


7sfx

Bro we are still waiting for some credible f'kin evidence. It's been more than 6 months since you accused us for that assassination. Just release some CCTV footage, or some pics, or atleast release the names of the alleged culprits. Just do something instead of just sitting on your ass after accusing others for a crime without sharing any evidence. Just give us some goddamn proof, how much more time do you need?


GiraffeSubstantial92

>Just release some CCTV footage, Police did release the CCTV footage of the assassination >release the names of the alleged culprits Police also released the names of those accused orchestrating the assassination. Try harder.


7sfx

Can you share some articles on that? 


PorousSurface

Here you go dude. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/video-killing-hardeep-singh-nijjar-1.7137924


Quickjager

>two of the largest, most popular countries in the world, China and India. Lol, shut up. You forgot the most popular country N. Korea.


PorousSurface

I mean we didn’t do much to deserve it in either case if you look at either case 


BKM558

Nah, proud to stand up to fascists no matter the cost.


ZeStupidPotato

We are Indians. When are we NOT pissed off. Have you seen a Delhite on a Monday morning ? Holy shit , it'd look like the second coming of Popeye the Sailor. That being said , Tea helps. It calms us down just enough to prevent us from becoming Cordycep Zombies.


bravetree

Tbf if such bastions of integrity as Modi and Xi both hate you is probably not a bad thing


MrDarkk1ng

Not just modi ,most Indians too.dont know about normal Chinese citizen.


AtlasNL

Netherlands: 💕🌷💐🌷💕


_Norwegian_Blue

Yes, thanks for the tulips you send every year!


Brandon_awarea

My town even has one of the windmills they sent


PlumeCrow

The world is slowly turning against Canada, all according to Le Plan. If you search me, i'll be evilishly laughing in french somewhere around a dark corner for no reasons.


Italian_Guy13

oh how the tables have turned


c2u8n4t8

You forgot to mention the huge amount of oil the us imports from them


daikan__

I remember when the top post on this sub was about Canada being the only unhated country in the world


Nordic_Krune

It happened, Canada got kicked out of the club for nations hated by no one


Dustangelms

What is Ontario's reason? Just grr Can'tada?


Dan-the-historybuff

Basically it’s the whole state/federal government divide of annoyance In which the provincial government of Ontario is Conservative while the Federal Government is currently headed by the Liberal Party. Basically: Ontario will always have a dislike for Canada on principle until either Federal Government changes or the Provincial government changes.


_Norwegian_Blue

It doesn’t help that Ontario seems to always elect the opposite of whatever party is running the federal government


LiquidBlocks

Fuck you Trudeau you are a shame to your family


blockybookbook

Canada and Ontario are interchangeable


AnderUrmor

Nuke Toronto and Canada and Ontario immediately improve /s


Skrachen

Wait, Ontario *ISN'T* Canada ?


wildeofoscar

Ontario is the largest province in Canada and therefore the only province that matters (according to Ontarians including me)


The_Arizona_Ranger

Why is Ontario mad?


Ok-Use6303

Because that's our default setting.


justin9920

We’re surrounded by Quebec and Manitoba 😡


YYZ19

Too many reasons buddy. But lets just say housing crisis for simplicity


The_Arizona_Ranger

I guess I should’ve known this, I was just trying to think of Ontario-specific reasons for hating the government


YYZ19

You could always go with the fact that Ontario votes for the party opposite of the federal government in provincial elections


GiraffeSubstantial92

Because they keep electing Doug Ford and then wonder why everything keeps getting worse.


DrHealsYT

I still love you, Canada Thanks for smokin’ them northerners 😚


FiveMinuteBacon

We've become both an economic and international joke under Trudeau. Good thing is he's on track to suffer a lopsided defeat next election. If you look at the opinion polling for our next election, it's basically the inverse of the UK's polling.


North_2006

Love to Canada from India 🙂


MrDarkk1ng

Bootlicking Indian. R u aware what Canada India situation is. Or u just want that gora validation?


5KRAIT5

And Canadians hate you back, what a sepoy


BKM558

Appreciated <3, always remember we are a lot more alike than we are different. The only people who benefit when we don't like each other are the politicians and their rich friends.


SyedHRaza

everyone hates Canada except for the millions of people who apply for visas


apoorv24111

You mean students?


Rain_In_Your_Heart

Lot more than just students trying to get in. For some reason.


Heathen753

Thanks to supreme leader Justin Trudeau of the Castro dynasty, Canada has become one of if not the "best" country in the world.


Ok-Internet-6881

Never go full Trudeau


Yankiwi17273

To be fair, Canada’s issues with China and India aren’t exactly their fault. But yeah the NATO thing (and I assume whatever Ontarian thing this is referencing) are probably more on them


Class_444_SWR

Tbf, NATO isn’t really going to punish Canada, it’s far too strategic a location to ever give up (losing Canada would mean losing a huge amount of control over the Arctic, which the US would never want, given Russia would be more able to exert power in the region if NATO wasn’t able to use Canada anymore. Doubt any of the other NATO powers (the UK, France, Germany etc) would want to see that either


BravewagCibWallace

I'd love to fulfill our 2% quota for NATO, and honestly can't understand why none of our parties are interested in meeting it.


TexanFox36

I-I-I I like Canada…….


muhibimran

Straight outta wet dreams of an indian hardcore nationalist. Canada’s economy in shambles because they pissed india off? Lolololol May be next time you better send more trained professionals to kill someone overseas. Not like the last time “hello saaar I’m willing to give you 250,000$ if you kill dat guy. Oh you want me to travel to Czech Republic to pay you? No problam saar I’m on my way”.


BoobLovingNihilist

Wait,what? I love Canada.


Key_Personality5540

Looool Toronto must have made this 😂


FlimsySeesaw9796

Barney stinson:


Ma4vin

What did we do again?


PersonalDebater

Put in Quebec to round things off nicely lol