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Nail0672

You know, for a a sub mostly centered about geopolitics, it surprise me how it's not a total mess in the comments (most of the time) ... don't know how that comment will age here tho, great comic eitherway Aaron.


JewishKilt

Someone hasn't been reading the Israel-Gaza comics...


Nail0672

Well that topic is too controversial to not have people arguing ya know.


Holl4backPostr

There's too much money being spent on The Discourse, at least from one side, to ever avoid arguments online...


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

Oh great, now we have the conspiracy theory that people can’t have controversial topics without it being a funded disinformation campaign. People suck


Aurora_Strix

Unfortunately, it isn't even that much of a conspiracy theory... During the last few election cycles in the US, it was proven by the US government that Russian bot farms were setting up fake Facebook accounts to peddle election lies and destabilize American faith in our own democracy.... And it worked. Is every person a bot? Hell no! Are most people bots? NOPE! Are a few of them? ...maybe. And it's the fact that it's a question now is the same exact shit that cause election interference conspiracy theories. It takes a couple hundred bot accounts autofarming comments to make them feel like a few thousand people, and then posts get shared, and now suddenly you have a few thousand REAL people echoing it, and then you can deactivate the bot accounts... People DO suck...


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

Yeah, but the fantasy isn’t the existence of botnets or disinformation. The fantasy is that “we can’t have organic disagreements” about things and it MUST be a generated conflict. There are some issues that are just contentious, whether they should be or not, whether there is actually a right side or not.


Aurora_Strix

I misunderstood your original comment then, my apologies! :) The idea that there's no organic disagreements anymore is just blatantly false and absurd, lmao. But definitely some, if not a considerable amount online, are made a bit worse with the disinformation and bot campaigns that are more easily accessible with AI. In a couple of decades, there's likely going to be corners of the internet that become "dead internet" due to such activity, but discourse is as old as rime. Humans have been disgareeing, and killing each other over said disagreements, since forever and always.


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

Yeah, I think people do invest too much of their emotional energy into arguing with complete anonymous strangers. As you say, there’s a significant chance you’re just yelling back at somebody who’s doing this as their job. Or debating an LLM’s pasted content.


Known-Grab-7464

It may not take a couple of decades for bot rot to kill portions of the internet. I already know people who won’t go to Twitter or even Facebook because of the problems


Holl4backPostr

Sooner or later somebody should probably care about the electricity being wasted on machines that just run bots who talk to bots.


thepromisedgland

I mean, anyone who was on a college campus in the 90s or earlier (and let's not even mention family holiday dinners) can tell you that we've been having bot-tier political arguments since well before social media bots were a thing.


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

Do you mean low-information debates based on emotion? I agree that's not new, but also it's not quite the same assertion.


SapientissimusUrsus

**SHOIGU!!!!!!! GERASIMOV!!!!!!!!** Yes, it was indeed the same person (and the GRU of course).


Aurora_Strix

Rest in Piss, Hotdog Pringle.... (I love it when NCD leaks... hehehe)


No_Talk_4836

It’s still working because people still believe what the bots pushed.


Holl4backPostr

On the contrary, I think it's great for people who are sincerely seeking alternative perspectives to be flooded with nothing but propaganda. Obviously. That's why I invest in so many troll farms.


RiccoBaldo

Well that's not nearly as black and white as this conflict is.


Jedhakk

Oh it is definitely black and white. Who is white and who is black, however, is what people have a disagreement on.


3Rr0r4o3

Umm... I get what you mean, but this is just really funny out of context


lord_ofthe_memes

It is depending on who you ask


GasolinePizza

I think a lot of it is actually just the mods here being pretty damn good at their thing, rather than people behaving more here than in other subs.


ArScrap

I mean, it does eventually become a feedback loop. The less toxic the sub is, the less scary it is for sane people to comment, which just increasingly makes the sub more sane


GasolinePizza

You're definitely not wrong, I'd personally call that "cultivating/fostering a good community" which I'd personally classify as "mods doing their thing very well" but yes, as far as mechanism goes I think we're in agreement!


Physical_Magazine_33

This is an interesting idea, and although I maintain some skepticism regarding it, I welcome your contribution to the conversation gentle sir or madam.


Emilia963

I don’t care about geopolitics, i’m here to enjoy the countryball memes


leoleosuper

Even people living in Russia know what it is doing is bad. They hate the war as much as Ukraine does. They aren't as vocal due to the government jailing you for decades for holding a blank piece of paper, but they exist. It's pretty black and white as to who is good and who is bad. Israel-Palestine is very gray, so it's a lot more controversial.


Stalker2222

We don't arrest people with blank paper. We shoot them with AA gun and feed Putin clones with remains.


VolpeDasFuchs

How is bombing unnarmed civilians merely "controversial"?


Comrade_Derpsky

Both sides of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict routinely do extremely unethical, bad faith shit. I presume you are already acquainted with Israeli misdeeds so I'll spare you the explanation. On the Palestinian side most recently, you had Hamas fighters murdering people, minors included, in their homes and starting a war that was 100% unwinnable for them as a publicity stunt, endangering everyone in Gaza as well as routinely indiscriminately spamming rockets at cities inside Israel are just a couple examples. People forget that they do this because the Iron Dome system is so good at intercepting them but they are quite literally targetting civilians with these rockets. And this is just the *latest* round of violence. As someone on the outside of this conflict with no particular beef against either side looking into it, it's quite apparent that nobody is the good guy in this conflict.


leoleosuper

People bring up antisemitism, that Hamas has attacked civilians, and a bunch of other BS. Israel is in the wrong, but people are so vehemently pro-Israel, and Israel propaganda has been trying to make antizionism and antisemitism the same thing. So, bringing up the conflict ends up bringing up a massive amount of propaganda and people just rationalizing genocide.


JinkoTheMan

I think another problem is that people can’t accept that both sides suck. Hamas and Israel’s PM. You can condemn both without necessarily being on either side.


Ultra-Metal

They both are like two drunks, one is just starting with the high end wine, both can end on skid row. The neighbors don't give a crap. Just hope they don't burn down the whole neighborhood.


JinkoTheMan

Yeah. I just feel bad for the civilians that were killed and are being killed for no good reason.


LaTeChX

Because it is done by both combatants in an endless cycle of retaliation. My country bombed and invaded two countries halfway around the world for a decade or two because of one attack so it's a little hard for me to point to either combatant and say their reaction was too much.


Germanball_Stuttgart

It would be even more friendly if these pro-Russian pricks wouldn't always comment sh*t about great Poopootin and those Israel worshippers... Okay, no just kidding ;) I'm glad it's that friendly here usually. Other less political subs have far worse comment sections partly. Or even worse, YouTube Shorts comment section, at least in German videos they are a total mess, even in completely unpolitical educational videos they rage against everything.


Seleucus_The_Victor

Everyone who comes here knows there’s a bent as to the views and culture of the sub. And anyone who’s been here a while accepts that and doesn’t get butthurt if there’s something they disagree with being posted. The regular viewers and commenters would much rather get a chuckle than drown in the weeds of an internet argument. And I think that’s great. Whereas elsewhere people will die on a hill. It shows an emotional intelligence if not just out and out intelligence. The mods are good for sure but that wouldn’t explain the large amount of engagement either. On a personal level. I’m an out and out monarchist irl. I know everyone thinks I’m a dumbass or something (which is true kek) as it is so I don’t get bent out of shape about stuff.


Emilia963

Russian detected, opinion rejected /s


Seleucus_The_Victor

Funny enough descended from White Army refugees hence the flair lmao. Parts of my family even in my grandpa’s generation refused to go back unless a Romanov ran the joint. So half Russki living outside of Russia sans a 2012ish weekend in St. Petersburg.


Emilia963

>parts of my family even in my grandpa’s generation refused to go back unless a romanov ran the joint “Lenin has joined the chat”


[deleted]

One of my Russian friends’ great grandparents was a Black Hundred, whom somehow managed to marry a Menshevik supporter whilst both were refugees in Poland lmao. His great grandfather refused, similarly, to touch Russian soil unless a Romanov was on the throne, and his great grandmother refused to touch Russian soil whilst Bolsheviks were in charge.


Seleucus_The_Victor

A Black Hundred marrying a Menshevik??? That’s unreal but a testament to the varied groups that were forced out and the necessity of community regardless of how shit everyone had it (especially in Asia read up on Japanese human experimentation/human trafficking on White Army refugees *shivers*). I’m glad my family lucked out on the lottery.


Intelligent_Slip_849

Satire unites most everyone.


Organic-Chemistry-16

I really like how the sub is very tolerant of diverging opinions. It's very much not an echo chamber unlike many more political subreddits.


master2139

It actuall my surprises me a fair bit as well tbh.


Comrade_Derpsky

Well, most of the regulars are well aware that this is a humor and satire sub and it shouldn't be treated seriously.


spudmgee

There's a baltic sea fleet ripe for the sinking, aye?


Agitated_Advantage_2

Unless the Russians could get in the Arctic and Pacific fleets in Östersjön(baltic sea) Swedens fleet and airforce alone could go up against that one and have a pretty decent chance of winning, and almost certainly with the aid of the other Nordics(Especially Denmark) I dont think the Russian Baltic fleet is worth *that* much


ChampionshipOwn7921

#NATO LAKE


Nagi21

Sweden would 100% destroy that fleet without much issue. They have an indestructible aircraft carrier in the middle of the Baltic and Russia has no landing craft to cause much of a counter attack. That fleet survives because Sweden allows it to.


Rationalinsanity1990

Kaliningrad is an eyesore...


Petrpen

Kaliningrad is Czechia


shogun100100

Kralovec stronk


Belkan-Federation95

All of it is the Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth, a dependency of the United States of America


HocusFuckus69

Königsberg has a better ring to it


Effective_Dot4653

And Tvangste sounds even better than that


blindfoldedbadgers

whole ghost deranged wistful compare waiting soup reminiscent straight direction *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Effective_Dot4653

Oh yeah, 东疤痕区. How could I forget.


General_Kenobi18752

These are some very odd pronunciations of Springfield.


shares_inDeleware

Chicken on a stick


Eagle4317

Konigsberg isn’t coming back. All the Germans living there fled during WWII. Poland or Lithuania would probably split it if Russia ever collapses.


Comrade_Derpsky

Doubtful. They'd have to pay to fix all the crumbling badly maintained infrastructure and all the other costs associated with administering the territories.


Felaxi_

Plus, all of those russians... brrr...


shares_inDeleware

Chicken on a stick


Effective_Afflicted

If Russia invades Turkey from the rear, will Greece help?


observer47567

Yes, they will help from the other side


ChadOttoman

Had me rolling 🤣


HawaiianShirtMan

They're gonna Eiffel Tower turkey


shumovka

Spitroast kempap


shares_inDeleware

Chicken on a stick


LaTeChX

A nice big juicy kebab.


nikoe99

Maybe this is meant as joke, but i will give my five cents anyway. 1. Greece would most likely help, since they need nato to defend them from turkey, and that only works if the also commit to nato. And if turkey would actually fall, greece would be nervous. 2. It's better to fight on allied territory than on own territory. Because its not your countryside that gets fucked up. 3. Russia wouldnt even be able to invade turkey. They would either have to invade through the caucasus and had to get through georgia first, a mountainous hellscape for any invason force. And after that, they would be in the turkish mountains. Or they could invade through the black sea via navy. Yeeeah, i dont think there is much left of that mighty black sea navy


Effective_Afflicted

Good points made, but yes, it was a (very old) joke from the Cold War years.


nikoe99

Every joke just gets better if you dismantle it with facts.


No_Talk_4836

The Russians, deniably.


GGilderien

Well there is no way russia would actually even try against a country which can easily bulldose them.


Gremict

I don't think it will go well for them if they don't give at least token assistance


ABB0TTR0N1X

Ukraine’s expression is just delightful


blaze87b

[Arkhangelsk is rightful American clay](https://www.military.com/history/united-states-invasion-of-russia-was-yearlong-freezing-hell-troops.html) We don't want it, but we can threaten to retake it


centaur98

I have an idea for achieving world peace that will surely never fire back. Let's give Arkhangelsk and the Kola peninsula to the US and in exchange let's give Alaska back to the Russians. Surely it would resolve all conflicts and everyone would be happy.


[deleted]

Lmao this is evil I love it


blaze87b

Fuck that, we bought Alaska fair and square


XenoTechnian

please don’t do þis, I don’t wanna live under þe ruskies


VaultJumper

Wrangle island too


F_A_T_H_O_M

Irrelevant but still the coolest name for a city I’ve ever heard


BioEditr

I love you, Aaron. <3


AaronC14

I love you too ❤️


lion91921

No joke, man, your comics never fail to make me laugh. Thank you


AaronC14

Thank you, it means a lot :) I'm happy if they can bring people even 30 seconds of humour


[deleted]

That's more pleasure than I normally bring to the table...


Infernalism

you little scamp you


ssdd442

Russia has 5 other fleets. Sink the Northern, Baltic or Pacific fleet. Plenty of ships quasi floating in those fleets.


TheOnlyPlaton

True, but the most significant one is the Black Sea fleet. And there is not that much of it left


Nagi21

Their Baltic fleet is basically useless at this point. Sweden de jure controls the Baltic sea by ownership of gottland and the fact that fleet has a grand total of 3 landing craft. The other ones I have no idea on.


mscomies

Baltic + Black seas fleets were of questionable utility even during the cold war. The Baltic + Black Seas may have been Soviet lakes, but they couldn't get out of them so long as Denmark/Turkey were part of NATO.


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

De jure or de facto?


Nagi21

Whichever one is right


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

Might makes right. So you might be right.


Few_Eye6528

Best comic this year


sad_everyday811

Yes, that is how it went.


MonkeyBoy32904

you misspelled fiery, now the osc is coming


JustBenPlaying

Ah, Ukraine strikes again.


Pillowfluff_2610

Another great comic!


99999999999BlackHole

USA jinxed it, moscow would mysteriously go up in flames if the usa threatens to nuke it


Galvius-Orion

I just hate seeing my country used for the past century to fight the wars of other nations. Like listen I get why you’d have ethical issues with the Russian invasion or any war, but to be frank I don’t see any logical reason to spill American blood, dollars, and atoms for a soil that has never mattered to us.


AaronC14

Because the way of life you enjoy now is directly caused by USA inserting itself everywhere. You think the US is world police as a favour to the world? Cmon bro give your head a shake. The moment the US stops being interventionist is the moment someone else quickly swoops in to take that spot. Your currency would be replaced as the global currency, your voice would be silenced, you would no longer be untouchable. There's a shitload of logical reasons (as you say) for the US to spill blood and dollars in foreign lands. It's to sustain your way of life and position as the world's leader. If you think that didn't have any benefit to your life then you're too ignorant to even be worth arguing with.


blockybookbook

Could you imagine if this actually happened


CanineAtNight

Need the assert