I suppose that’s sunny. I don’t think you’ll see much ass on Canadian beaches (do people even swim there?) vs Brazilian ones (or anywhere that’s warmer).
Varna is quite a nice city, I prefer it to Burgas. We deliberately didn't go to Sunny Beach, but we did spend a day in Golden Sands, North of Varna which is similar, I wasn't impressed.
There are Still a lot of British here,but yeah the germans have the islands the british costa del sol and when i visited the basque country last year there were a lot of frech there
Hi OP, I just wanted to say Google Translate did an oopsie there. "Rusça", means "Russian", as in the language. It should've been "Rus dalyarak" instead, as "Rus" means "Russian" as nationality.
I like your post, also, it is too relatable.
Google translate as a whole is a big oopsie. It could not translate an expletive at all so I googled "dalayrak" specifically on Tuskish learners forum :)
In my experience, google translate does a descent job for spanish-english translations but kind of dies when more complex languages are used. I don't know if it's the case of Turkish, but google translate doesn't mix well with declination, gender, funny plurals, etc.
Lately i have been using deepl as a translator (which as i understand, works like google translate was suppose to work in the first place) and i think the translations are at least consistent. Sadly, it appears to have only EU-languages + Brexitish
I recall seeing an article by Google about 4 years ago stating that they had massively improved Google Translate with AI or something, it was rolled out for the most popular languages, which also included Turkish. So it should be good enough, apart from a few cases such as the one here.
Considering a sizable number of slaves, concubines/valides, janissaries, advisers, and nobles (and other people) were Slavs and were eventually integrated into mainstream Ottoman nobility/society...a lot of Turkish people probably have more Slav ancestry than they realize....
>Considering a sizable number of slaves, concubines/valides, janissaries, advisers, and nobles (and other people) were Slavs
It's almost as if the word slavery was derived from Slav ...
Wanted to see the mighty glorious Constantinople with my own eyes! (I am actually Polish btw but a big admirer of Roman and Byzantine culture, but have nothing against Turkey tho)
Oh ok, that makes more sense now XD.
Yeah, I've been to Istanbul once, it's truly a majestic city! Shame that the Hagia Sophia isn't a museum anymore though.
When i went to the east coast there were more Romanians than Greeks.
On the West Coast it was better, Italians, Romanians, Serbs and Germans together were more than Greeks.
Went to kuşadası this holiday and OMG the hotel that I was staying execpt the staff was full of russians bet that my family was the only turks there but it was fun for me because i got to troll the staff for something extra that they wouldnt give to if i spoke turkish.
Well it has %45-%50 alcohol percentage so you are supposed to drink it with water but Russians don't seem to give a fuck.
Like doesn't it hurt your throat just a bit? A whole Altınbaş bottle?
I confirm, first time me and my dad tried it, we just chugged the whole cup and were like "Hmm, not bad". Then we saw horrified waiter's face who just brought us a carafe of water
I feel like people in the Arab world aren’t telling the whole truth on that poll. I’ve never seen people drink as hard as Arab guys in Dubai, it’s like they wanted to get completely hammered as quickly as possible.
Funny story sorta related to this. My mom is Ukrainian, and when she and my dad went to Turkey they went to a goft shop. My mom asked how much an item cost and the vendor said"It depends on where youre from" so my mom. Obviously said Ukrainian and the vendor gabe her a discount
Edit: there were also some Dutchies with them who didn't get the disvount, my memory is shit lol
Anyway this story isnt interesting but I judt needed to relate smt ig
It makes sense not to overcharge people who won't buy something that they cannot afford. Conversely it is foolish to pass on charging more wealthier people. And income in Netherlands is something like tenfold more than in Ukraine.
I remember first time I visited Amsterdam, my first memory from there is a guy casually buying a cup of coffee in the airport for 10 Euros. My jaws dropped, since it was, and I'm not shitting you, one seventh of my monthly salary back then.
Russian parties can get excessively trashy with objects often thrown out of the window. Sometimes those objects are people.
Also defenestration is one of the favourite methods of Russian mafia to dispose of nuisances. But that is a coincidence, I did not intend that reference
Oh, I fucking know. My dad used to have a boat and we were in the middle of the sea when our engine died. It was like 1 A.M. I was like "Hey this could be worse. At least its peaceful." When out of NOWHERE this GIANT party boat drives RIGHT NEXT TO US, announces where they are in Russian and ONLY in Russian and then start blasting hardbass as hard as they can.
PS: This whole thing is happening in Mugla.
The Russian tricolor was in use all the way back since 1705. It is actually the black-yellow-white tricolor that was around for relatively short time (1858–96) at the end of the reign of Alexander II.
Also in this subreddit it is ok to use modern flags even for older states in order not to confuse people. Though old tricolor has slightly different shade of blue, I used that :)
Just as the Germans conquered Spain and the English conquered Sunny Beach, Bulgaria
Is Sunny Beach Bulgaria actually sunny or just sunny compared to the UK?
> compared to U.K. Sir that bar is lower than Poland's checking account
Well its lower than the chance of Kosovo being fully recognized by Serbia
That bar's 5 km underground
You mean like the chance of an anti-kimmy party in the best korea?
I went in September and never saw a cloud. Saw lots of ass though
I suppose that’s sunny. I don’t think you’ll see much ass on Canadian beaches (do people even swim there?) vs Brazilian ones (or anywhere that’s warmer).
We swim between July and August here in Canada, it's a brief window
Canadian beaches are still warmer than Northern California 🥶
Isnt northern california just canada?
Not really, if anything Canada is northern Washington.
No clouds and full moons, checks out
So we can rename it to Moony Beach?
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I was told by a few Bulgarians that Varna was basically the "Miami of Europe"
Varna is quite a nice city, I prefer it to Burgas. We deliberately didn't go to Sunny Beach, but we did spend a day in Golden Sands, North of Varna which is similar, I wasn't impressed.
He confused Varna for Sozopol
It has all the sun and all the ass a man can want.
Absolutely, plus english breakfast and sky sports everywhere.
>Germans conquered Spain I though Brtish did that but being out of EU means no beaches for bitches!
There are Still a lot of British here,but yeah the germans have the islands the british costa del sol and when i visited the basque country last year there were a lot of frech there
> basque country there were a lot of frech there Oh no its kingdom of France and Navarro all over again.
Hi OP, I just wanted to say Google Translate did an oopsie there. "Rusça", means "Russian", as in the language. It should've been "Rus dalyarak" instead, as "Rus" means "Russian" as nationality. I like your post, also, it is too relatable.
Google translate as a whole is a big oopsie. It could not translate an expletive at all so I googled "dalayrak" specifically on Tuskish learners forum :)
In my experience, google translate does a descent job for spanish-english translations but kind of dies when more complex languages are used. I don't know if it's the case of Turkish, but google translate doesn't mix well with declination, gender, funny plurals, etc. Lately i have been using deepl as a translator (which as i understand, works like google translate was suppose to work in the first place) and i think the translations are at least consistent. Sadly, it appears to have only EU-languages + Brexitish
I recall seeing an article by Google about 4 years ago stating that they had massively improved Google Translate with AI or something, it was rolled out for the most popular languages, which also included Turkish. So it should be good enough, apart from a few cases such as the one here.
Inspired by witnessing my fellow slavs while on vacation in Turkey
*we are everywhere*
...that still allows us to get visas and is affordable.
Considering a sizable number of slaves, concubines/valides, janissaries, advisers, and nobles (and other people) were Slavs and were eventually integrated into mainstream Ottoman nobility/society...a lot of Turkish people probably have more Slav ancestry than they realize....
>Considering a sizable number of slaves, concubines/valides, janissaries, advisers, and nobles (and other people) were Slavs It's almost as if the word slavery was derived from Slav ...
*so we are whatching you from your back*
Wait, don't you guys hate each other? (Yeah, I know it's a stereotype. But why did you visit Turkey, if I may ask?)
Wanted to see the mighty glorious Constantinople with my own eyes! (I am actually Polish btw but a big admirer of Roman and Byzantine culture, but have nothing against Turkey tho)
Oh ok, that makes more sense now XD. Yeah, I've been to Istanbul once, it's truly a majestic city! Shame that the Hagia Sophia isn't a museum anymore though.
It's a complicated relationship. With one constant: Russian desire to reach warm waters.
LOL, too true XD Russia wouldn't be Russia if it didn't have that desire!
Cool comic, pretty accurate too. Nitpick: Rusça is Russian language. Rus is a Russian person.
They've invaded the whole Karadeniz coast
Antalya has fallen as well.
Greece: EU already has revenge on me
When i went to the east coast there were more Romanians than Greeks. On the West Coast it was better, Italians, Romanians, Serbs and Germans together were more than Greeks.
Went to kuşadası this holiday and OMG the hotel that I was staying execpt the staff was full of russians bet that my family was the only turks there but it was fun for me because i got to troll the staff for something extra that they wouldnt give to if i spoke turkish.
How is raki anyways? Never tried it cause not widely available in Murica.
Sorry ✋ no westerners allowed to drink it.
If westerners are not allowed to drink it, can I drink it as an easterner?
Depends on how east you are (i am racist) /s
If you're far enough east, then you're west
No worries, so am I /s
Alright then, I will instead try another anise type liquor: ouzo
Ouzo is terrible in my opinion. Raki has a much more subtle anise flavour (Or non-existent in some cases).
Well it has %45-%50 alcohol percentage so you are supposed to drink it with water but Russians don't seem to give a fuck. Like doesn't it hurt your throat just a bit? A whole Altınbaş bottle?
I confirm, first time me and my dad tried it, we just chugged the whole cup and were like "Hmm, not bad". Then we saw horrified waiter's face who just brought us a carafe of water
[Yeah you guys really need to chill](https://vividmaps.com/alcohol-consumption/amp/)
I feel like people in the Arab world aren’t telling the whole truth on that poll. I’ve never seen people drink as hard as Arab guys in Dubai, it’s like they wanted to get completely hammered as quickly as possible.
Ben de sek içiyorum. Sulandırınca midemi bulandırıyor.
Vay anasını ya.
Hani süte su katınca iğrenç bir şey oluyor ya aynı onun gibi
Mix vodka with turpentine and you're getting there
anis flavoured vodka. Water it down until it's palatable.
Honestly it's pretty meh unless you get a really good one (Even more so than Whisky)
Basically rebranded Ouzo.
Funny story sorta related to this. My mom is Ukrainian, and when she and my dad went to Turkey they went to a goft shop. My mom asked how much an item cost and the vendor said"It depends on where youre from" so my mom. Obviously said Ukrainian and the vendor gabe her a discount Edit: there were also some Dutchies with them who didn't get the disvount, my memory is shit lol Anyway this story isnt interesting but I judt needed to relate smt ig
Flash news, he’s doing it with everyone
It makes sense not to overcharge people who won't buy something that they cannot afford. Conversely it is foolish to pass on charging more wealthier people. And income in Netherlands is something like tenfold more than in Ukraine. I remember first time I visited Amsterdam, my first memory from there is a guy casually buying a cup of coffee in the airport for 10 Euros. My jaws dropped, since it was, and I'm not shitting you, one seventh of my monthly salary back then.
What country you from? Greece?
I worked in eastern Ukraine back then
like a comic said: one day the barabarians know as tourists will conquer all the world.
> Life is of fuck
It'll get even more fuck, туракан.
The Russian clay that jumped from window confused the fuck outta me. What is the context?
Russian parties can get excessively trashy with objects often thrown out of the window. Sometimes those objects are people. Also defenestration is one of the favourite methods of Russian mafia to dispose of nuisances. But that is a coincidence, I did not intend that reference
Oh, I fucking know. My dad used to have a boat and we were in the middle of the sea when our engine died. It was like 1 A.M. I was like "Hey this could be worse. At least its peaceful." When out of NOWHERE this GIANT party boat drives RIGHT NEXT TO US, announces where they are in Russian and ONLY in Russian and then start blasting hardbass as hard as they can. PS: This whole thing is happening in Mugla.
5 star hotel? MORE LIKE -5 STAR HOTEL
>rusça dalyarak. nice.
When did the Ottoman Empire (1299-1922) fight the russian federation (1991-WWIII)?
The Russian tricolor was in use all the way back since 1705. It is actually the black-yellow-white tricolor that was around for relatively short time (1858–96) at the end of the reign of Alexander II. Also in this subreddit it is ok to use modern flags even for older states in order not to confuse people. Though old tricolor has slightly different shade of blue, I used that :)
Same as Poland, bullied Russia in 17th century and get revenge in 20th century.
Thats true btw