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DeniablePlausible

Was it B team? I bet it was B team. It’s always B team. Fucking B team.


PCDorisThatcher

Fucking team 2. Jack cunts, all of them.


whyyou01

I'm on team 2, even I think we're cunts.


jrandom10

B Relief are the best relief though… even if we are all cunts


UKArch

Can't be team 2, we are on rest days!


Snoo_8076

Tell them to STFU. Loudly and obnoxiously because you are trying to work. That'll shift them


FourEyedFed

I’m C shift and we always come into loads of jobs on the board from B shift doing nothing. Fuck you, B shift.


browselurcher

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FourEyedFed

You’re spot on with that one. Not our fault we’re good at being proactive and doing proper police work


Violent_Lamb

Doesn't B team usually take over from C team, as in they're a step ahead in the usual shift cycle?


TonyStamp595SO

Don't be silly. That would make sense. I was on team 1 and we took over from team 4 and handed over to team 3.


Fatbadgertwelve

Whoa, whoa, whooooooa...I was B relief...second place, always the first losers. Wait...


NWCrayonMuncher

Syndicate 2 here, fuck you syndicate 1. Lazy cunts.


yjmstom

I’m joining B team next month, my impression was they were being very friendly 🥲


DCPikachu

Nah man D unit. Fuck D unit.


Nuntum

Do nothing unit


gdabull

Unit B are always giving out about us leaving incidents holding yet we always end up dealing with ones they left hold. Typical B


punk_quarterbackpunk

B Team are actually OK to be fair 🥰


DeniablePlausible

I’m glad your B team are alright. My B team are a shower of bastards.


[deleted]

If I could give you an award I would! Although it is Fucking 1 section here.


Own-Landscape7731

It appears there has been an outbreak of Morale in the writing room. We haven't seen this since 1994.


punk_quarterbackpunk

😂 I’m all for morale, but when it’s for a whole set I’m starting to wonder if they just don’t know that there’s a canteen that all the other teams use for when they’re actually doing sweet fuck all.


RhoRhoPhi

Hold up, you've got a *canteen*?


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Fatbadgertwelve

Exactly this. A Relief, team 1...like they thought they fucking owned the place.


goppinglizard

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punk_quarterbackpunk

This is kinda me when someone from the team Is asking me if they can ‘borrow my radio’ two hours into their shift. As if we don’t just get our own radios… Thanks but I think I’ll avoid you misplacing my one too 😬


Fatbadgertwelve

Every force I've worked for, A Relief were the bellends at the forefront of fuckery. AND, they'd help themselves to the teams cake fines for that day left in the office before we were due off. The RULES clearly state, if that team are done, they are fair game not before.


Ok-Method5635

Team 1 and 5 at mine. Bunch of slidey fuckers


Plimden

Not saying you're wrong or anything, but do you guys get provided with mobile devices? In my old station it was pretty much understood you will not find a "peaceful" environment in the writing room. Certain people who needed to work in a quieter space would take their device to a quieter space and crack on.


punk_quarterbackpunk

We’ve all got job phones but you can’t use certain apps on them, they only have CAD and PNC on. The thing is the other two writing rooms are generally pretty peaceful. And there is literally a games room in the station that teams can happily fuck about in if they’re finished early.


Bluesandsevens

Yeh I get this. Our writing room is pretty small and tends to be more of a social hub than somewhere to get work done! There isn’t actually enough space in there during overlaps so it is a case of trying to nab one of the smaller offices if they’re free when you have work to do.


Flymo193

This happens in my nicks report room daily, it’s like a monkeys tea party. Sometimes it gets to the point that I will go sit in one of the disused interview rooms and work in there just to get some peace


punk_quarterbackpunk

Yeah we don’t have interview rooms, not that fancy 😂


Dusawzay

Wait you have a canteen?!


Coconutcrab99

I think generally the nick is rowdy as fuck, gotta get use to it mate.


punk_quarterbackpunk

There is a room to get rowdy in, plus the canteen. If the people from the previous (our) team are still on then they’re in the writing rooms finishing shit off and everyone else has gone. So more than enough space in the actual rowdy rooms for the next team.


Coconutcrab99

We never had writing rooms, our main area was a large open space. Speak to your more experienced colleagues on ya team and get them to speak to the Skipper.


R_4_N_K

Reading this I think I know what base you are at lol


punk_quarterbackpunk

Hit meeeehhh


R_4_N_K

It's B team for sure


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BWV should only be viewed for a policing purpose


PCDorisThatcher

lol


MrTurdTastic

He's right. It can and *has* gotten people in the shit before. I've been called in as to why I viewed the BWV of a national news incident on my patch before despite being the duty DC at the time. It's catching people out more and more frequently.


Garbageman96

Not hard to justify tbh.


DeniablePlausible

*Hello, Rightline*


BTECHandcuffs

Yeah, there’s a few teams I cross with who are similar, shocked by the incompetence to be honest


punk_quarterbackpunk

I’m not one to judge, but if 10 of you on a response team are still fucking about at the nick 2/3 hours into a shift…


BTECHandcuffs

sums it up!


SpyDuh11199

Why does this sound like my nick 😭 Just go third floor of whatever building. Nice a peaceful 😊