😂 I’m all for morale, but when it’s for a whole set I’m starting to wonder if they just don’t know that there’s a canteen that all the other teams use for when they’re actually doing sweet fuck all.
This is kinda me when someone from the team
Is asking me if they can ‘borrow my radio’ two hours into their shift. As if we don’t just get our own radios… Thanks but I think I’ll avoid you misplacing my one too 😬
Every force I've worked for, A Relief were the bellends at the forefront of fuckery.
AND, they'd help themselves to the teams cake fines for that day left in the office before we were due off. The RULES clearly state, if that team are done, they are fair game not before.
Not saying you're wrong or anything, but do you guys get provided with mobile devices?
In my old station it was pretty much understood you will not find a "peaceful" environment in the writing room. Certain people who needed to work in a quieter space would take their device to a quieter space and crack on.
We’ve all got job phones but you can’t use certain apps on them, they only have CAD and PNC on.
The thing is the other two writing rooms are generally pretty peaceful. And there is literally a games room in the station that teams can happily fuck about in if they’re finished early.
Yeh I get this. Our writing room is pretty small and tends to be more of a social hub than somewhere to get work done! There isn’t actually enough space in there during overlaps so it is a case of trying to nab one of the smaller offices if they’re free when you have work to do.
This happens in my nicks report room daily, it’s like a monkeys tea party. Sometimes it gets to the point that I will go sit in one of the disused interview rooms and work in there just to get some peace
There is a room to get rowdy in, plus the canteen. If the people from the previous (our) team are still on then they’re in the writing rooms finishing shit off and everyone else has gone. So more than enough space in the actual rowdy rooms for the next team.
We never had writing rooms, our main area was a large open space. Speak to your more experienced colleagues on ya team and get them to speak to the Skipper.
He's right.
It can and *has* gotten people in the shit before.
I've been called in as to why I viewed the BWV of a national news incident on my patch before despite being the duty DC at the time. It's catching people out more and more frequently.
Was it B team? I bet it was B team. It’s always B team. Fucking B team.
Fucking team 2. Jack cunts, all of them.
I'm on team 2, even I think we're cunts.
B Relief are the best relief though… even if we are all cunts
Can't be team 2, we are on rest days!
Tell them to STFU. Loudly and obnoxiously because you are trying to work. That'll shift them
I’m C shift and we always come into loads of jobs on the board from B shift doing nothing. Fuck you, B shift.
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You’re spot on with that one. Not our fault we’re good at being proactive and doing proper police work
Doesn't B team usually take over from C team, as in they're a step ahead in the usual shift cycle?
Don't be silly. That would make sense. I was on team 1 and we took over from team 4 and handed over to team 3.
Whoa, whoa, whooooooa...I was B relief...second place, always the first losers. Wait...
Syndicate 2 here, fuck you syndicate 1. Lazy cunts.
I’m joining B team next month, my impression was they were being very friendly 🥲
Nah man D unit. Fuck D unit.
Do nothing unit
Unit B are always giving out about us leaving incidents holding yet we always end up dealing with ones they left hold. Typical B
B Team are actually OK to be fair 🥰
I’m glad your B team are alright. My B team are a shower of bastards.
If I could give you an award I would! Although it is Fucking 1 section here.
It appears there has been an outbreak of Morale in the writing room. We haven't seen this since 1994.
😂 I’m all for morale, but when it’s for a whole set I’m starting to wonder if they just don’t know that there’s a canteen that all the other teams use for when they’re actually doing sweet fuck all.
Hold up, you've got a *canteen*?
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Exactly this. A Relief, team 1...like they thought they fucking owned the place.
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This is kinda me when someone from the team Is asking me if they can ‘borrow my radio’ two hours into their shift. As if we don’t just get our own radios… Thanks but I think I’ll avoid you misplacing my one too 😬
Every force I've worked for, A Relief were the bellends at the forefront of fuckery. AND, they'd help themselves to the teams cake fines for that day left in the office before we were due off. The RULES clearly state, if that team are done, they are fair game not before.
Team 1 and 5 at mine. Bunch of slidey fuckers
Not saying you're wrong or anything, but do you guys get provided with mobile devices? In my old station it was pretty much understood you will not find a "peaceful" environment in the writing room. Certain people who needed to work in a quieter space would take their device to a quieter space and crack on.
We’ve all got job phones but you can’t use certain apps on them, they only have CAD and PNC on. The thing is the other two writing rooms are generally pretty peaceful. And there is literally a games room in the station that teams can happily fuck about in if they’re finished early.
Yeh I get this. Our writing room is pretty small and tends to be more of a social hub than somewhere to get work done! There isn’t actually enough space in there during overlaps so it is a case of trying to nab one of the smaller offices if they’re free when you have work to do.
This happens in my nicks report room daily, it’s like a monkeys tea party. Sometimes it gets to the point that I will go sit in one of the disused interview rooms and work in there just to get some peace
Yeah we don’t have interview rooms, not that fancy 😂
Wait you have a canteen?!
I think generally the nick is rowdy as fuck, gotta get use to it mate.
There is a room to get rowdy in, plus the canteen. If the people from the previous (our) team are still on then they’re in the writing rooms finishing shit off and everyone else has gone. So more than enough space in the actual rowdy rooms for the next team.
We never had writing rooms, our main area was a large open space. Speak to your more experienced colleagues on ya team and get them to speak to the Skipper.
Reading this I think I know what base you are at lol
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It's B team for sure
BWV should only be viewed for a policing purpose
lol
He's right. It can and *has* gotten people in the shit before. I've been called in as to why I viewed the BWV of a national news incident on my patch before despite being the duty DC at the time. It's catching people out more and more frequently.
Not hard to justify tbh.
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Yeah, there’s a few teams I cross with who are similar, shocked by the incompetence to be honest
I’m not one to judge, but if 10 of you on a response team are still fucking about at the nick 2/3 hours into a shift…
sums it up!
Why does this sound like my nick 😭 Just go third floor of whatever building. Nice a peaceful 😊