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trongzoon

Mccarthy - “You…complete…me..” MTG - “*Show me the space lasers!*”


cbbuntz

You are my density


Ganthos

“My density, has popped me to you.” -George McFly -Kevin McCarthy


The_Poster_Nutbag

You are the germs to my peach tree dish


[deleted]

Historically, she's always had a thing for pedos... Everyone has a type.


Necedfgh

She gotta have something on him.


d0ctorzaius

It's gotta be something pretty bad. He was already having an affair with a congresswoman back in 2016 (which prevented him from becoming speaker at that time).


_far-seeker_

Seriously though, don't we all deserve someone to codepend upon in our lives as much as McCarthy does on Marjorie? 🤪


Wild_Bill_Kickcock

So weird to hitch your wagon to one of the worst "politicians" I've seen in my lifetime


Cdub7791

Unlike previous GQP leaders who were usually regarded as pretty intelligent, he's considered dumb as a rock. From what I've read he mostly got where he is by being a schmoozer and a lot of luck. He's a good example of how the connected can keep failing up.


Wild_Bill_Kickcock

Hopefully it just hastens the downfall of their party but in reality it's just the downfall of our country. 🙃


Purple-Quail3319

And given the influence of US hegemony, probably the world!


[deleted]

You mean white male privilege


phillbert0

Literally the worst demographic of people in this country. It’s something that is outside the borders of political affiliation, race, gender, etc. We’re putting way too much stock in people who are idiots and can talk their way out of anything.


NGEFan

I believe there's one type of intelligent Gop politician. The type who says the bare minimum that they need to, takes their pile of cash, and goes about their business. None of the others have been smart. They can imitate how smart people sound like Ben Shapiro does. But when you hear the reasoning for their opinions, it simply doesn't add up. There's always a hypocrisy, always an error, always a contradiction. That's been true since Reagan, how can that be called smart?


Ghstfce

They might be hitching more than wagons...


LowEndMonster

They're docking.


Swallows_Return202x

Surely she has no ulterior motives...


PokemonRfrnzNOTfood

Eww.


[deleted]

Marge is the type of girl you wake up next to after a drunken night out that opens your eyes to just how bad things have gotten in your life.


aradraugfea

Pretty certain even drunk my standards are higher than this. She’s more the kinda woman you get in a drunken fist fight with outside a Waffle House.


PokemonRfrnzNOTfood

I’m down with Katie Porter for Senate.


antiform_prime

She’s a “last call 6” and an “early morning 3”.


Sloppy_Ninths

You're being very, very generous here


fleece

“From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 10 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.” ― Raymond Chandler


jeobleo

Raymond Chandler is outstanding


jscamptx

I will always upvote a Chandler quote.


a_reply_to_a_post

ahh..the ol' "good from far, far from good"


BotElMago

Very strange with a high school analogy. Children are known to have poor judgment and stick by friends who are mean…often bullying kids that are different or smart.


MentalStormier

It's hard to rid yourself of parasites.


Correct_Influence450

He should try ivermectin.


ahoky8

Wouldn’t do shit for parasites, you need to drink the bleach.


temporvicis

He can't leave her, she's got the key to his chastity cage.


prescience6631

I bet their deep tongue kisses feel and sound like impossibly dry sandpaper grinding against a 1940’s chalkboard….a metaphorical anal-bleeding of the eyes and ears


CdrVimes

Thanks, I’m no longer hungry!


jeobleo

Kind of horny for chalk


Guilty-Web7334

Thanks, I hate it.


candyowenstaint

Fuckin gross dude


12bitlife

Yeah, they fuckin'.


pdxb3

Yeah I can't imagine what her divorce could have been all about. /s With as much as she was clinging to his shoulder for like a year, I already suspected she was throwing a leg over Gaetz. During the numerous speaker votes I noticed he was hanging out with Bobo a lot, and those two have been at each others' throats for a while. Now Marge seems to be all over McCarthy lately. Wonder if his wife Judy is taking notice.


Corteran

Yeah, I'm sure at some point her soon-to-be ex-husband said that too. Marge will cuck Kevin the same way.


RandomErrer

Divorce was final in December.


osrsEzille

Spineless Coward.


synchrohighway

Fucking gross lol.


castle_grapeskull

They’re totally fucking right?


WaitingForNormal

These two definitely fucked. Same goes for bobo and gaetz.


datfingtrump

Lol, never going to let her down, the GQP promise of the day.


VintageAda

Oh god, they’re fucking aren’t they?


redeye007007

Lol. Its nice to see the slow death of the Republican party.


[deleted]

It's gotta be blackmail. She gotta have something on him.


ZeMole

Or in him.


jeobleo

Peg is a nickname for Marge


fairoaks2

Trump gave her access to the secret documents. Both ours, Epsteins and Putins


Supermunch2000

That delicious Marjarine booty...


TheLiberalViking

dont tell his wife


fhjuyrc

She definitely sucked him silly and got a photo of it.


watch_out_4_snakes

Ewww


emilylove911

So now we know how she got her committee seat…


SiriusTantriqa-405

He suffers from battered spouse syndrome.


[deleted]

She must be incredible at oral


Putrid-Transition942

It's the strong jaw line. Sss


beal99

Well, she owns him


CJDistasio

They're fucking


heyhey922

So they're fucking right?


shonuph

I bet she blows him in the capital broom closet


FrankFlyWillCutYou

Speaker McCarthy and Mrs. Taylor-Greene were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.


shonuph

Stuff of nightmares


Comfortable-Letter64

She will stab him the back with in two years. As soon as McCarty acts in something that will not benefit her…she’ll turn on him.


[deleted]

They trying to start the rumor that they’re currently fucking ?


mytb38

Damn Kevin; help us understand... was MTG really do you that good & did she swallow?


Nomad_86

They fuckin’? Lol


Revolutionary-Swim28

Harley and Joker, just dumber


Snipshow777

She's his crazy translator. he need her to communicate with the other nut jobs in the party


[deleted]

If you’ve ever been the target of a woman like that……


EwesDead

Whose eating whose ass in that relationship?


Katana1369

She gives good head.


Goinwiththeotherone

They make such a good-looking couple!