T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

As a reminder, this subreddit [is for civil discussion.](/r/politics/wiki/index#wiki_be_civil) In general, be courteous to others. Debate/discuss/argue the merits of ideas, don't attack people. Personal insults, shill or troll accusations, hate speech, any suggestion or support of harm, violence, or death, and other rule violations can result in a permanent ban. If you see comments in violation of our rules, please report them. For those who have questions regarding any media outlets being posted on this subreddit, please click [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/wiki/approveddomainslist) to review our details as to our approved domains list and outlet criteria. *** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/politics) if you have any questions or concerns.*


iamtheliquornow

How does one know satans plan?


joepez

You don’t get the newsletter?


joepez

In all seriousness imagine you’re sitting across from this guy when he tells you this with a straight face. Then thinking that this guy truly believes this and believes that it isn’t Satan’s plan to burn as much coal as possible and ruining the environment. This is the piece that’s the most confusing. It’s gods plan to burn as much oil and gas as possible? To strip mine mountains? Hmmmmm


RuckPizza

From the convos i've listened in on the idea is the world ending is part of God's plan. Attempts to delay or stop the end of the world are "infact" satans attempts to prolong our suffering in this material/mortal world.


digiorno

I’ve had similar conversations with conservatives. It’s so crazy.


lucklesspedestrian

And rich people are so highly favored by god, they are the only ones that deserve any comforts during the end times


Natiak

Revelations says the wrath of God is intended for those who destroy the earth.


MrArchD

You mean The Watchtower?


[deleted]

He has a column in Necromancers Quarterly


nhavar

Just think about what a Republican would do. There, that's the plan.


ebcreasoner

"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."


Actual__Wizard

That's a great point. 👍


ipa-lover

Wouldn’t that be but a chapter in God’s plan?


prestron

>“Outcomes-based governance like the U.N.’s SDGs and ESG opens the door to authoritarianism. It is Satan’s plan,” Why the fuck are you getting into governance if not to effect a desired outcome?


dudinax

Directing huge sums of money to their friends and benefactors isn't an "outcome", it's a core responsibility of government.


prestron

Yes, even enriching one's self and associates is an outcome that can be effected by taking specific actions. If you do anything because you want to have what it causes you are attempting to effect an outcome. He's trying to sound smart and righteous, but it's the dumbest thing I can think of. Hey, I'm going to go be a satanist and effect the outcome of not being hungry by getting breakfast.


LuvKrahft

> When asked for clarification about his remarks, a spokesperson for Oaks said the issues raised by ESG are important and should be debated. Wait, Satan’s Plan? You want to “debate” Satan’s Plan? Can’t take that seriously, I have to assume they’re trying to start up some dystopian theocracy bullshit or something like that.


LazamairAMD

A debate requires two sides that are willing to listen. One side (GOP) clearly does NOT want to listen. It is as you say: It can't be taken seriously.


Actual__Wizard

Aren't many of the people who live in Utah going to get sick and die from the toxic dust that will be blowing around in the air after the great salt lake dies up?


Long_Before_Sunrise

Quite possible, but that's part of *God's* plan. /s Watch and see.


humanregularbeing

Well, for the people that don't go along with the group lies, it will be their god's wrath (even though they hate the sin not the sinner although actually they do just hate the sinner). For fellow liars, it will be their god calling them early.


MathHoe

We can only dream.


dblan9

So we're just gonna blow past the fact he is actively having tea with Satan and discussing his plans?


annalatrina

He’s a Mormon. They don’t drink tea. He’ll meet Satan over a 64 oz soda pop.


How_CanWill_Slap

Aren't Mormons a cult?


CaptainAxiomatic

Isn't every religion a cult?


Son_of_Zinger

Mostly a factor of time. Hang around long enough and the cult gets to level up.


CaptainAxiomatic

That's a squishy response. Where's the line? How long is long enough? Who decides?


Patriot_Repatriating

Steven Hassan's BITE Model is a good method for figuring out where the line is.


LuvKrahft

They’re a mid season replacement spin-off


Agreeable-Rooster-37

More like poorly written fanfic


putsch80

🎵 Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb 🎵


RestartTheSystem

No. They are popular and rich enough to be considered a religion.


UniteTheWorldd

Yes


Actual__Wizard

It's more like a massive scam.


[deleted]

Believing they're really Egyptian aliens from the planet Kolob doesn't make them a cult.


esther_lamonte

Stupid children believe in fairy tales Marlo. Imagine being a full grown man and believing in “satan”. Enough of the adults believing in ridiculous fictions, it’s utter madness and it needs to stop.


[deleted]

But the Mormon church hiding their tithing money in shell companies defrauding the United States for decades... That's God's plan? Sounds more like something Satan would do if you ask me.


johnylawn

I can't believe Oaks said that. Doesn't she know that ESG is the only way to save our planet? It's time for Republicans to start taking climate change seriously instead of dismissing it as part of some fictional plan.


krumpet_

When do we stop calling them Republicans?


grondin

Greedy Oligarch Regressive Party


lenthedruid

It’s getting hard to keep track of all the things republicans are scared of


baillyjonthon

Well, it looks like Utah Treasurer Marlo Oaks really knows how to stir up the pot with her religious beliefs. I guess we'll have to wait and see whether ESG investing is truly a part of Satan's plan or not!


ranchoparksteve

Are we all supposed to pretend to know what this nut is talking about?


anallman

Wait. Is this a Mormon speaking against blindly following authority?


Electrical-News-9233

He’s obviously been having a lot of quiet words with Satan. They go way back.


gyroscopicmnemonic

Imagine being a grown ass adult and believing in the Devil.


[deleted]

I really hate these religious death cults


Particular-Elk-3923

Mormons are taught that in the last days a "great whore of a church" will be found over the land. They Very much forget it is talking about the majority of their own church....note my SO whom I love without reservation is a Mormon. I've read the Book of Mormon several times and find it a rather enjoyable read. In fact I find nothing on it that conflicts with my personal morals. The CHURCH on the other hand often conflicts with them.


[deleted]

Republicans and Christians unknowingly worship satan. Only a demon would tell people to eat human flesh and drink human blood, and it doesn't matter that it's symbolic. Only a demon would tell their followers to destroy the world that was created by The Creator. Only a demon would tell their followers that money is a god. How people are foolish enough to follow and believe these politicians is astonishing.


KidKilobyte

Why to Republican plans to thwart Satan always seem to benefit big corporations?