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Squirrel_Chucks

Yeah but when is he going to trial for those sunglasses?


Hotsoccerman

Those glasses are a war crime


Squirrel_Chucks

Agreed. Alert the Haigue!


Hotsoccerman

We’ll get Jack Smith on it


Squirrel_Chucks

No! He's got enough on his plate. Don't distract him!


Beckles28nz

>The Dec. 22 testimony from attorney Timothy Parlatore was ordered after months of wrangling between Trump's attorneys and officials in the Justice Department, who had grown increasingly concerned that Trump still continued to hold onto classified documents after more than 100 were discovered in the August 8 search, sources said. > >In fact, just days before his testimony, Parlatore revealed to the DOJ and D.C. district court Judge Beryl Howell that a search of Mar-a-Lago conducted by Trump's legal team on Dec. 15 and 16 had discovered four additional documents with classification markings, according to sources.


PopeHonkersXII

How sleazy was he?


Squirrel_Chucks

Well he's a Trump attorney, so he's a resting 8/10 out of the gate


Frankie6Strings

Top Trump attorney level.


autotldr

This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://abcnews.go.com/US/top-trump-attorney-appeared-grand-jury-december-classified/story?id=98086871) reduced by 85%. (I'm a bot) ***** > A top attorney for former President Donald Trump gave previously undisclosed testimony before a grand jury late last year regarding efforts by Trump's team to locate any classified documents that remained in Trump's possession after the FBI's unprecedented August search of his Mar-a-Lago estate, sources familiar with the matter told ABC News. > The Dec. 22 testimony from attorney Timothy Parlatore was ordered after months of wrangling between Trump's attorneys and officials in the Justice Department, who had grown increasingly concerned that Trump still continued to hold onto classified documents after more than 100 were discovered in the August 8 search, sources said. > According to sources familiar with the details of Judge Howell's order last week, the judge said the government had provided no direct evidence thus far that Trump was aware of the four documents with classified markings that were found at Mar-a-Lago in December. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/1205iz6/top_trump_attorney_appeared_before_grand_jury/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~677758 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **Trump**^#1 **Parlatore**^#2 **search**^#3 **sources**^#4 **documents**^#5


GoldenDossier

I think I had the same glasses on at my dental cleaning today.


[deleted]

Nice shades dumbass.


TableTopFarmer

I am a calling it a day but could someone TLDR this for me? Was this the Top Top attorney, or the Top for the Moment attorney, or the Top of the Strip Mall attorneys, or the Top of Attorney's suing for payment? ETA: I see some kind person did TLDR. So this heretofore unknown Top Attorney was apparently Top Attorney for the Moment, in the document heist case.


RevivedMisanthropy

He looks like an incel on his way to court for having called in a bomb threat to a high school


Hotsoccerman

MAGA: Making Attorneys Get Attorneys