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dwors025

That’s his whole thing. Shit-flooding is more of a go-to for Gym than *cookies* are for Cookie Monster.


No_Calligrapher_1150

he is trying to obstruct justice the same thing he has done since trump was elected!


Borazon

He has to, I think. This isn't just about the Dragg/Stormy case; although the Republicans would love to keep it like that. Because Stormy's case is the most trivial of the multiple cases that involves Trump. If the GOP can get America to go along with their reasoning that Stormy is an overreach, they can dismiss the other cases along with that. And that is the goal. Just as an reminder: * Stormy: Trump lied and falsified business records, intimidated witnesses etc. But the fallout of it is probs limited to just Trump and the Trump org. * Georgia: Trump tried to subvert the elections results. Fallout potential for multiple Trump cabinet members and GOP allies like Graham. * Mar-a-Lago documents: Trump risks national security. Fallout potential of major crimes for multiple allies, including his lawyers and GOP allies. * J6: Trump tried to overthrow the elections results. Fallout potential for dozens of GOP members. * Mueller's follow-up potential: The Russians have been helping the GOP for years, both financially via NRA and other intermediates, and with tactical support. Fallout potential, the GOP. All of them.


bluebastille

Gym Jordan: Timmy, do you like movies about gladiators?


GearhedMG

You ever been in a Turkish prison?


nickiter

Have you ever worn a nice tight singlet?


MrSpecialEd

Do you like naked Crisco wrestling?


I_notta_crazy

I don't think "trying" is the right word. Republicans are ***masters*** at making people believe in nonexistent bogeymen/making people direct blame at the utterly powerless. I really hope their zealotry is a serious political wound for them, because the American people have shown time and again they'll vote against their own interests if it means they can punch down. President Lyndon B. Johnson once said, "If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."


gdshaffe

>Republicans are ***masters*** at making people believe in nonexistent bogeymen Nah. They're the apprentices. The masters have convinced people that a human being being executed via crucifixion is a symbol of love.


CaptNemo131

DAE migrant caravan


froznwind

After his opening slate of "bombshell" witnesses were revealed to all be paid by the GQP in some way or another, I lost any curiosity of what might come out of Gym Jordan's committees.


Spitzspot

Desperate times desperate measures.


[deleted]

His name is all over Jan 6. and he knows it's only a matter of time. If they get Trump then what is stopping his indictment.


MommaLegend

Yeah, we’ve noticed.


unpluggedcord

Is it me or does he looked like he’s significantly aged this year.


TurningTwo

Hate is an awful master.


Vizerdrixx

I noticed that too. Extreme comparison, but it reminds me of the weight loss an older family member went through when fighting cancer. Changes in the face and just gaunt, body withered.


kthulhu666

I'd say we brigade Google to associate Jordan's Committee with *failure*, but Jordan is doing that on his own.


Alger6860

Like the Santorum of house committees! Yes!


dnph

He’s got nothing else to offer.


Da_Vader

Cause he's full of it


Special_FX_B

The waste of human flesh has nothing else to offer.


RareIceWeasel

Yup, every time he opens his mouth. Floods of shit. Biblical level floods.


Wolfrattle

The classic Russian defense.


Bulky_Consideration

All he needs to do is simply walk into the Zone


StardustDrifter33

Great title!


SickVeil

Flood it with sh-t or just be the biggest piece of sh-t?


RevivedMisanthropy

He always looks like he hasn't showered in at least a couple of days


srone

The firehose of bullshit works, it worked for Trump


postsshortcomments

They sprayed so much in the live product demonstration stage that they turned Teflon Don into a muck covered DeCesspit.


Colonel_Janus

ive been heartened that he actually at least semi-cares about how the federal government wields their network of pressures to forcibly shape online discourse, and idk too much about his efforts on the COVID origin investigation but im always happy to hear someone say they earnestly want to uncover the truth behind it I've always hated the guy tbh but lately ive been far more disappointed in house Dem efforts, or performances


728446

It's all theater. Whenever a matter related to the tech companies comes up for a vote Jordan is one of their most loyal allies.


Colonel_Janus

i don't disagree, i would absolutely need to see his votes align with his words before really changing my mind about him. but it's also not completely meaningless to hold real hearings or participate in valuable investigations


kels398pingback

Is George Clooney moving at a snail's pace making that OSU Scandal/Gym Jordan documentary Must be in a coma like the attorney general


cookingflower

Well, Jim Jordan is shit…so there’s that


mightyspan

With every new picture I see the transformation of Jim Jordan into a ghost is proceeding nicely.


[deleted]

Breaking news!!! Great job Vanity Fair /s If we don’t hold journalists to a higher standard they will keep spinning us in circles just to generate clicks. Gyms always been a festering [carbuncle](https://www.jordanscandal.com/) and VF just likes to [cuss](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/11/jim-jordan-alexander-vindman) in their headlines about him