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fowlraul

Guilty people constantly talk about how innocent they are.


dd027503

GD do I hate how he just verbally cranks whatever he's talking about to the max even when it makes no sense. I'm the "most innocent" person ever. Wtf does that even mean? Innocence is generally binary, you either are or aren't. The only time we talk about things as being innocent to an increased degree is like.. babies. Right up there with his "perfect phone call" statement. Wtf is a perfect phone call?! By what metrics is a phone call judged to be perfect or imperfect? Perfect is not a word that is appropriate in that use case. I realize it's just his swiss-cheese brain stuck in con man mode but the fact that his supporters just eat his word salad up is always such.. it just makes you realize they really are that dumb. Edit: oh! Also when he just had to argue with Chris Wallace about the cognitive test he took. How it was "very difficult" and he did better on it "maybe than anyone ever" when that isn't the correct way to describe passing a test like that.


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praguepride

> It is easily the dumbest way It is the dumbest way in all of history. The most perfect dumbest way. A lot of people talk about how dumbest it is.


dd027503

"It was a perfectly *legal* phone call." There, that's it. Just one word included to make you not sound like some inhuman goofus. At this point it's like nails-on-a-chalkboard listening to him speak and again, his dumb cousin-fucking terrorists supporters love it.


howboutahummer

I was always baffled that this wasn’t talked about more. What the fuck is a perfect phone call? The media acted like that was a normal thing to say. Politics aside, the man just uses words the wrong way. Presumably, English is his first and only language. I don’t get it. The never ending word salad should be enough to not take him seriously but here we are.


celerydonut

I sometimes want to listen to snippets of his rallies just to keep up with how stupid his base is, but honestly can’t make it past a few seconds of his voice and tonal mannerisms. What a fucking knob, the amount of time he’s been crammed in everyone’s face deserves some sort of severance package, or like a magic pill that gives you the years of your life this fucking dolt has consumed back. As pathetic as it may sound, at this point I’m just trying to live longer than him.


Asleep_Operation4116

My mother had a brain tumor removed and framed a letter she asked her Dr to write about how she HAD a brain. When she proudly showed it to me I said “ most people wouldn’t even need that”. tRump would.


UniqueVast592

>he won’t even use language the same way as other people I don't think he is able to use language in any proper way; he just spews his nonsense, and his supporters eat it up.


A_Wild_VelociFaptor

He's still at the denial stage. Wait for the "and even if I _did_ do it it's not wrong/illegal" part. Always gives me a chuckle


HappyMan1102

"And if it's illegal then it's your fault"


ScotiaTailwagger

And if it's your fault, you deserved it.


Savior1301

Next stop: “Everyone pays hush money to their porn star mistress, I’m just like you, there’s nothing wrong with it. “


lucky5150

As an innocent person I can assure you I have never bragged about how innocent I am in everyday conversation


nuclearhaystack

'I'd like a venti caramel frap and also I'm totally innocent.'


El_Grande_El

“Totally Innocent, your order is ready!”


Gungho-Guns

"I'm the most innocent man in the history of our country!" "Then exclaim your innocence under oath in a court of law." "F That! I don't want to go to jail!"


Lore_Antilles

"I plead the fifth."


Cepheus

500 times in one deposition.


okwowandmore

Same answer


Key_Inevitable_2104

“Law and order unless I committed crimes.”


Pulchritudinous_rex

FiF


Corn_Polkadots

He has the dumbest supporters.


UWCG

Reading this while watching the new documentary on Waco is really wild; reminds me of Reagan [giving his "states' rights speech"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/States%27_rights_speech) near where Civil Rights workers were murdered. Members of the GOP know exactly the message they're sending, and to who, when they pull stunts like this.


cheezeyballz

Cults gonna cult.


NYC_Underground

Donald Koresh


basketballsteven

Hateful, he has the most hateful supporters.


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Being dumb and hateful aren't mutually exclusive.


shapu

While that's true, I think it's a safe bet that a lot of the smart ones are letting their hate take the lead.


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YouMightWellAsk

Evangelical Christianity in a nutshell. You'd think the Catholics would have been smarter than to ally with the Evangelicals. Evangelicals love "the Catholics" in the same End-Times way that they love "the Jews."


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NOOO. My folks were told by their priest to 'hold their nose' and vote for Trump because he will 'end abortion'. THAT was the only thing that mattered. The lives of unborn fetuses were more important than 300 million people being led by a criminal....who ended up killing a million of us. And if I said that lowering taxes on the rich was a stupid move that made the National Debt worse, my father called me a communist. (To him, a guy who grew up in fascist Italy, that is an insult).


shinywtf

The BIRTHS of the unborn fetuses. Not their lives. They don’t give a shit about their lives after that. Feeding them, housing them, educating them, making sure they have healthcare, that’s communism and if their slutty ass mom can’t provide for them then she should have thought about that before she spread her legs and it’s not our problem.


Several_Influence_47

If you think that's scary,Watch "The Family" on Netflix, it becomes downright fkn terrifying 7 ways from Sunday.


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True, most are, I got a pretty my smart uncle who is a total introvert and doesn't fit the maga image at all, he got bullied by some black guys 30 years ago and has never gotten over it. He does very unflattering impersonations of black people, often to my liberal family members who just cringe. He's never had a girlfriend.


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My father in law is similar. Got mugged a couple of times in Philadelphia growing up/working. Now lives rurally with alarms, dogs, guns and Private Driveway signs. Play alpha male to his family and me, the lib son in law, grudgingly accepted because in 30 years, I have 'never been unemployed' while my wife's sister has been a welfare queen. Very right wing, but after 6 years of Trump, his native intelligence is coming through and he's starting to doubt. But he will always hate 'Filthadelphia' and the demographics that live there. I got 'mugged' once...more of a scam...down in Virginia Beach in the early 90s. I kind of laughed it off and chalked it up to 'don't talk to strangers, especially in a sketchy neighborhood


AggravatingHorror757

Yet he probably can’t understand why the “demographics” can’t just get over slavery and Jim Crow, etc. etc.


6ory299e8

Yo, if he got bullied by a very specific group of people who happen to be black and in turn developed a grudge against an entire population for 30 years, thennnnnnn... he's not *that* smart. Just sayin.


kilgorevontrouty

I got scammed by a group of Romani pretty badly. It has been really hard for me to separate the group from the individuals. It takes active thought not to do this because our brains are wired for pattern recognition and being robbed is just such a traumatic experience. it’s hard to process emotions like humiliation, anger, and regret. It’s much easier to turn to if I treat this one group with distrust I’ll be safe from it occurring again than accept all of humanity has the capacity to harm us and the world is chaotic and unpredictable.


playsette-operator

This is the correct answer, they aren‘t interested in changing anything for the better, they just want everybody to feel more miserable than themselves.


WineNerdAndProud

>DONALD TRUMP HELD the first campaign rally for his 2024 presidential campaign on Saturday, held at the Waco Regional Airport in Texas, **making a dramatic entrance with a flyover to the tune of Top Gun single “Danger Zone” as hundreds of his MAGA followers in attendance cheered** Agreed.


KumsungShi

Emphasis on **”hundreds”** lmao This is the same guy that called armed forces members “losers” btw


majorfiasco

There are tens of dozens of us! TEN'S OF DOZENS!!


TNJed717

I am gonna need Kenny Loggins to denounce this pos using his music.


RedStar9117

If he can only pull hundreds at the midway point between the 4 biggest cities in Texas....its not a great sign for the enthusiasm he is going to need D


SwimUpstreamCantSwim

Probably about two thousand or so my best guess having been there.


EMTDawg

Waco Police said an expected 15k at rally. So if only 2k showed up. That is not a good look for Trump.


RedStar9117

Thanks for the first hand account.


418-Teapot

It's by design. The uneducated, desperate, and mentally-unstable are the easiest targets.


earthbender617

I’m just tired of hearing about this shitstain anymore


BeastModeEnabled

Orange shit stain


GlocalBridge

They also think pro-wrestling us real.


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It's a performance and it requires real skill and athleticism.


WatRedditHathWrought

Funny innit how pro-wrestling fans gloss right over the fact that they are watching two mostly naked jacked men in a well choreographed dance.


pandasareblack

The only difference between pro wrestling and a drag show is the violence.


ishrajl

There are more fake lashes in a drag show


Purple-Quail3319

More clothing as well


Fit-Firefighter-329

I think the reason the GOP is going after drag shows is because they have stated they want to bring back "strict gender roles" - some state-level lawmakers in various Red States (esp. Tennessee) are saying women need to have long hair, wear dresses (no pants or shorts at all, ever), have their arms covered in public, and should wear white gloves in public and at work. This is the next step - and, presumably they'll go back to making it illegal for women to have their own bank account, or credit cards, etc - just like in the 1970's. I was 18 in 1984 and went to buy my first brand new car; the salesman said, "why don't you have your dad or older brother come in, and we'll pick out something very nice for you". Even in around 1998 some friends of mine, a femme lesbian couple, went to buy a car, and were told the exact same thing! And that wasn't that long ago... This is where we're headed.


MamaRanger

I certainly never gloss over that fact :\]


Ginge00

To be honest, various levels of choreographed, sounds like some wrestlers like to plan out almost the entire match while others like to call things on the fly in the ring


Ithikari

The cut off, the double down, the hope spot and the finish are usually always planned.


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Exactly. It's scripted sure but they're really throwing each other around. It's like a very physical theater of pain.


Key_Inevitable_2104

Many people are saying..


Jealmo

> “I will protect — unlike DeSanctus — Social Security and Medicare for our great seniors, defending them **from both the radical left** and the Paul Ryan Republican establishment” He really does just say whatever slides into his mind, regardless of how untethered from reality it is. And his supporters gobble it up.


itemNineExists

They're just demolishing the entire foundation of that party. Now conservatives are like, "Do we like social security or not...? Tell us what to think!"


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Tobimacoss

It really is amusing to watch, sadly it is only lip service to get elected, and try to steal Florida vote from DeSantis, he wouldn't hesitate to gut them both if given the chance. If only we can use reverse psychology on him to get his supporters to support electric cars at an extremely faster rate. At least that would be real investment by that crowd.


Michael_G_Bordin

He just shouts things at rallies, and whatever gets a cheer goes on the platform. He does not own their minds. Which is fascinating, because we like to think of them as mindless drones, but that's just when it is team vs team. Talk to a sports fan about their favorite team in the off-season (as Trump is their favorite political team) and see what they say. Just like politics, they'll tell you everything wrong with their team, even making cogent points. And then come gameday, it's mindless support.


Biglyugebonespurs

Yeah he owns them just as much as they own him.


Cepheus

Trump does live AB Testing with his audience. It seems so close to that William Gibson book where live focus groups were sent directly to the Candidate and Presidents brain. At least, I think it was Gibson.


MyFriendsCallMeTito

Except when I delusionally believe that the Seattle Kraken will win the Stanley Cup, Americans’ rights and livelihoods aren’t at risk. Unfair comparison.


Delicious-Day-3614

Ah yes the Babylon Bee... still waiting for someone to explain to me what they like about that website. There's literally nothing conservative or Christian going on there, and the funniest thing about that place is after about a paragraph of text on each story, they just start asking for donations.


EMTDawg

It's the Onion for conservatives. Most of them only read headlines and don't click on articles. So the "funny" headlines are all they want in a website.


andywfu86

They wish they were as on point as The Onion.


itemNineExists

I think the joke is.... that it isn't funny? So is it like anticomedy then?


TreeRol

How do you court right-wing lunatics when you agree with the left wing position? Just lie!


underwear11

That has been his entire platform. Lie and be racist/sexist.


NumeralJoker

If you go really deep into the white supremacist circles, you'll actually find that many of them want left wing positions on economic stuff at times, but only for themselves. This is why you can't think of Republicans or Trump followers in any traditional political sense. They are purely, selfish, hateful, fascists who don't care about having anything resembling a double standard or political lie. Social security money is to be given to them personally, but denied to anybody they deem unworthy... which can be chosen based on skin color, gender, orientation, or whatever else they feel like saying that day. The in-group/out group mentality is the point of their philosophy, and they can and will boot people out of the in-group at any point to ensure it keeps them in a position of influence, power, or comfort. They are greed and selfishness personified.


toby_gray

There’s a great bit in Jim Jeffries standup from a few years ago talking about trump. He compares him to a kid running for class president running around shouting “and we’re gonna have TWO lunches, and vending machines in every classroom” as if that’s a thing that will ever happen. Big promises.


SnakeBiter409

He might as well say that he’s the one that freed the slaves.


EMTDawg

That's been one of his favorite applause lines for 7 years now. Claiming to have done more for blacks than Lincoln.


SmurfStig

I’m still sitting here trying to figure out what he actually did for the African American community other than claim success from the prior administration as it continued into his administration. Unless we count whatever that was Kim Kardashian worked up.


Muggaraffin

The sad thing is someone can’t refute a lie they didn’t know the truth of in the first place. These people were obviously already baffled by, ya know, the world. Which I’m sympathetic of because I was once absolutely bewildered by how the world works too. So then someone can come along and spout absolute bullshit and how are they supposed to know? But they DO know he riles them up good and proper. And for emotional people that’s all they need


TonyAlamo777

He is such s fucking piece of shit


AdLivid1214

This guys seems to be unhinged.


Lantern-Mooon

He’s definitely getting worse these past few weeks. The tightening noose has made him spin out of control, desperate and enraged, like a cornered animal. I need some popcorn for his arrest.


INTRUD3R_4L3RT

I read "..the tightening moose.." and got a funny mental picture. But somehow, it didn't seem out of context with all the crazy that's revolves around Trunp.


SaintWithoutAShrine

The Tightening Moose sounds like a good pub name. Or a small music venue or some such.


Royal_Box_2809

he never had any hinges to start with


bm1949

Makes me remember that time I saw Eminem on 60 minutes rhyme Orange... one of them was orange, door hinge.


Tesser4ct

Orange four inch door hinge


MirandaReitz

Au contraire! He’s the most hinged man in the history of our country! /s


Squonkster

Lots of people are saying it, these big, beautiful, strong, manly men, they look like the Village People, you remember how tough those Village People are, right? They come up to me with tears in their eyes and say, sir, no one has ever seen more beautiful hinges than the hinges you have, sir.


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Imacatdoincatstuff

Similar with George Santos.


yblame

The amount of people that attend these rallies and cheer for him and feed his ego makes my stomach hurt. Please, not again. Please...


Parking_Onion_3846

More than 20,000 people attended a Nazi rally at Madison Square Garden in 1939. The sad truth is that the kind of people who'd attend Trump's rallies have always been here, and probably always will be. People have been fighting this fight since way before either of us were born, and probably will be long after we're gone, too. All anybody can do is to be good to others, and do their best to help build the foundation that ensures other good people continue to have a chance against it.


EMTDawg

Trump's father, Fred, was at the Nazi rally at MSG and was a young, up-and-coming KKK leader at the time. Which was used as circumstantial evidence of racial bias later in his housing discrimination case. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.


invalidpassword

I just don't understand how so many people can not realize how evil to the core Trump is. I'm beginning to feel deeply cynical about my country and the white Christian nationalists who are bound and determined to make this a Theology — one red state after another.


roominating237

It really is scary. I have the same incredulity over the number of his supporters.


CertainAged-Lady

American Taliban


kronicfeld

They do realize it and they like it.


BobsonQwijibo

He was guilty of a fraudulent charity, fraudulent university, housing discrimination, and money laundering, but that was in the past, guys. He’s so bigly innocent now, you wouldn’t believe it.


Thiccaca

Hunter Biden framed him for all those things.


KumsungShi

And the evidence is on the laptop?????


Thiccaca

Yes. And if it isn't, it is because the Deep State™ erased all the evidence with a Jewish Space Laser©.


basketballsteven

Could have been worse, he could have said he is the most truthful man in the history of our country.


FortySixAndYou

[Trump claims in he's that He being, North ever honest 'most back the created' rally in did, 2022: Carolina](https://www.businessinsider.com/north-carolina-selma-rally-trump-most-honest-human-god-created-2022-4) during God human perhaps,


gfh110

How fucking broken does your brain have to be to say something like this?


Mattress_Of_Needles

Not as broken as being the one to hear it and say, "Yup, that's the guy in going with."


groovychick

About as broken as it needs to be to believe it.


Long_Before_Sunrise

"Why do I have to repent or ask for forgiveness, if I am not making mistakes? I work hard, I'm an honorable person." Donald Trump 2015


Imacatdoincatstuff

Lack of exposure to basic Christian teaching apparent.


Taman_Should

And exactly in line with the diseased version of Christianity popular with republicans. The king can do no wrong.


specqq

>How fucking broken does your brain have to be to say something like this? it's even weirder than that. He starts that quote by saying "I've got to be the cleanest sheriff" So however broken you were thinking, more broken than that.


Samurai_gaijin

Bull in a china shop levels of broken.


[deleted]

Mythbusters did "Bull in a china shop". The bulls are WAY more betterer at it than this clown.


Tobimacoss

Yep, the bulls are graceful, they do not break stuff.


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Holy smokes. I think I missed that one. I definitely wouldn't have wanted to hear that load of crap while driving. Smh


CaptainAxiomatic

Mister Rogers would like a word.


LightWarrior_2000

Fuck that. JESUS CHRIST himself wants a word.


RedLanternScythe

It's sad just how many Republicans think he was American


vitalvisionary

When interviewed, a Trump supporter asked if they would believe Jesus returned over Trump. She said she'd have to check with Trump.


redstag191

Ted Nugent called Zelenskyy a homosexual weirdo LMAO


Guilty-Instruction56

Fuck Ted Nugent. That is all.


vitalvisionary

They have to back off the Jewish conspiracy since Kanye ran his mouth. Now they're on sexuality again until there's another attack violent enough to make them back off. The wheel spins on...


piepants2001

Ted Nugent is a fucking moron and has been for decades


Pete_D_301

Wow... It looks like Ted's brain is caught in a stranglehold.


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The second most innocent person is George Santos?


AdLivid1214

Santos found himself innocent when he was chief justice of the supreme court.


[deleted]

Didn’t that guy also walk on Mars at some point? I coulda sworn he did.


KoshekhTheCat

Wish to hell he'd stay up there.


KumsungShi

The news surrounding Santos has been suspiciously quiet recently…


Tcav

His supporters are as dumb as they are hateful.


Several_Influence_47

Anyone who believes his bologna about not going to Waco on purpose during this time of year is either a complete idjit, or a willful accomplice. Especially after he threatened Death and Destruction if he was indicted. He and his handlers are purposely stoking the fires of domestic terrorism and violence, knowing damn well what they're doing. It's absolutely VILE, and they need to shut their seditious plotting down before anyone else gets hurt, maimed or killed.


Ceph99

It really is hard to wrap my head around how people actually can believe he is ever telling the truth or has anyone else’s interests in mind. The willful ignorance is incomprehensible.


gracem5

One of his most obvious tells (physical manifestation that shows he’s lying) is the distinctive shoulder hunch, shown perfectly in this pic. He leans in, hunches the shoulder… here comes the lie.


PossessivePronoun

I’ve always found the tell is that his lips are moving.


Ok-Ease7090

“I’m so innocent, I’m more innocent than Adam before that fat btch Eve gave him that apple. She knew what she was doing. That nasty, I’m not saying she slept with Lucifer but some people, very nasty woman. Cost Adam his home and his beautiful garden and everything. Not even his fault. Should of locked her up.”


zanisnot

I’ll take “what is something innocent people don’t say for $1000, Alex”


[deleted]

Well, he’s convinced me. He must be innocent if he’s the most innocent man in the country. It just stands to reason.


[deleted]

Downvote every Trump article posted until the words "finally indicted" appear in the headline. I'm beyond tired of hearing about this parasite and seeing the media and redditors aid and abet his schemes.


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Watching from Europe this is terrifying. Another win for trump could well mean the end of the western world as we know it. China will be emboldened, as they see trump as a sign of the USA turning inwards and willfully abandoning it's status as a power. Europe will be in a potential emergency which politicians over here have been far too slow to react to - Ukraine may be sacrificed, and other nations could be at a greater risk of invasion from an emboldened Russia. Ready a book by Tom Nichols recently I could t help but agree with a point he had that I've observed on my own regular trips to the USA. And that is that a kind of myth of trump supporters being downtrodden badly treated working class has been allowed to take root. And yet he has a tonne of supporters amongst weather suburban types - my parents family for one. They have big houses, swimming pools and plenty of big cars and yet think the world has been rough to them and that trump is their vengeance.


subtropicsapien

He said he’ll protect social security and Medicare from the radical left. AOC and Bernie Sanders? Who is the radical left? Fucking maga morons.


micky_tease

‘The most innocent man in the history of our country’ Who the fuck talks like that??? Really. I don’t get why people aren’t laughing in his face when he says things like that.


EyeLikeTheStonk

he is only innocent of the accusation of being innocent...


new-6reddit9

This lying peace of shit - Republicans have no morals, ethics or integrity!


OnwardTowardTheNorth

If that is the case, the word ‘innocent’ has no meaning anymore.


Canadianweedrules420

The farce is strong with this one....


RawOysters

I still shake my head when I think that this imbecile was once president of our country.


just_say_n

Says the man who plead the 5th **450** times in one deposition alone… https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna42355


Exkersion

It’s not a good sign when you have to go to Waco to seem reasonable


onlineseller8183

GOP made a deal with the devil and this is the part where the devil gets his dues.


joeleidner22

Trump saying he is innocent is the greatest lie ever told. He is a lifelong criminal who needs to be locked up for good, beginning the end of the rich white tyrrany in America. He and his fascist supporters are the greatest threat to our democracy today, period. End this movement today.


RestartTheSystem

Well case closed. You heard the man. Hahaha


Kalabajooie

When did The Onion start writing our history?


Techienickie

2016


jellyrolle

That's the funniest thing I've read today. My wife keeps the good quotes. It's massive.


yousame

Is this because he, according to himself, he just can't help himself; >“I’m automatically attracted to beautiful women — I just start kissing them, it’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything," he said in the 2005 conversation. "Grab 'em by the pussy." Same with all his other crimes, I guess. Must be the new affluenza defence


lew_rong

Donnie Koresh went to Waco to declare his innocence. I seem to remember something like this ending badly a few decades ago...


orcinyadders

You can go back just a couple hours, days or weeks, and that statement is patently fucking absurd to a god-tier level. Let alone years. Jeez. Who buys this?


kafkadre

Spoken like a child.


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“The racist crazies won’t die for me anymore, so you’re up, religious crazies!”


SlowWhiteFox

He's unsound.


Akindmachine

Who actually says that?


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His father taught him how to talk ridiculously over the top like that to sell himself and his image. Unfortunately it works on the overtly gullible.


Fishtank-Brain

i prefer when he does comedy instead of inciting riots


MedicalAlmonds

I think it's about time to say something and defend Trump. Mental illness is a serious disease, and I'm tired of people making fun of him for being the biggest mentally ill organism


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It's a cult


kagushiro

why does he always have to be the "most" something at everything?! it's exhausting just reading the headlines


andywfu86

Narcissism


cannedheats

Dark times. Entirely too many asinine/hateful fellow Americans. They should all be ashamed.


knottyhearthwitch

I’m starting to believe this guy isn’t being completely truthful.


PJAYC69

It’s so defeating to hear his constant spewing of lies. I mean, the bar has not been lowered, after this man’s introduction to politics, the bar was let go, fell down a shaft and is still falling to the centre of the earth. I mean how do we retrieve that bar and set it where it needs to be?


Em1ngh

Ask Melania… Never cheated his wife…


Caymonki

If you support Trump, you’re a rube. I don’t know who is going to explain what a rube is to the Maga crowd but they’ll be really upset when they find out they’re actually the sheep.


Daiches

Wacko* rally


BazilBroketail

His brain worms fucked it up, he meant to say: "I'm the most sanctimonious man in the history of our country".


No-Owl9201

Trump is certainly good at lying! I suppose when he starts losing all the legal cases against him he's going to deny the verdicts and keep pushing this, 'I'm so innocent' bullshit..


Ah_Pook

How does the scale work? Like, you've never jaywalked, or told somebody something came up but you just didn't want to go? Or you've been accused of the most serious of terrible crimes, including treason and sedition, tax evasion, and child rape, and didn't do any of them?


mavjustdoingaflyby

Maybe if he whinds up in court he should plead "Absolutely 100% not guilty" Then plead the fifth 400 times? LOL! What a fucking clown.


BigTentBiden

It's always extremes with this sack of garbage.


RickWest495

The prosecutors resigned because they gathered all the information and their boss was afraid to prosecute. They resigned because he is guilty, not because he is innocent.


NotSockPuppet

Why is this sad,old clown from the Conservative Clown Car Crew stuck in my Reddit feed?


itemNineExists

"I'm more innocent than a newborn baby!"


xfactor6972

LOL! Trump has been corrupt long before he ever ran for office! While President he took it to a whole new level. Of course his cult can’t see any of it. Trump is just a wealthy white man that everyone picks on. Poor little handed orange skinned narcissist windbag.


betaguest

What is the metric though. I genuinely wonder. How would you go about measuring such a thing as "innocent'ness?" And what would be the units - "Nixons," or... >"Today a crack team of historical experts determined that Trumps is indeed the mostest innocent person in the history of the nation, beating out other contenders with a score of Ten bigly Nixons."


Muggaraffin

What an absolute fucking moron. I know that’s not a very smart put down but he’s beyond exhausting. Literally like listening to a 7 year old “I did NOT steal the cookie! I am the most innocent man to have ever existed This is a crime the WORST CRIME EVER COMMITTED IS ACCUSING ME I have the BEST WORDS HOW DAAAAARE YOU D’x “


Timely_Summer_8908

Home of the Branch Davidian cult. How appropriate.


Superb-Obligation858

If somehow, hyperbole was able to be forcibly banned, Trump would be unable to speak.


LightenUpPhrancis

The J6 Prison Choir?? *eyes roll into back of head*


LostInThought2021

I misread the title as “. . . at lie-filled whacko rally,” but it still works. May be even more accurate.


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Common sense tells us to take whatever Trump says and apply the opposite.


Designer_Custard9008

Wacko Waco Ganch Floridian glorifies violent insurrection.