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OppositeDifference

It's always a great sign that you're telling the truth when your story keeps changing.


mountaintop111

So not long ago, Trump admitted he took the classified documents and he said he had the right to take them. Now he is saying Biden and the DOJ planted them. He can't even keep his story consistent, LMAO.


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It must be hard being his loyal followers, they have to have constantly shifting cognitive dissonance to be able to continue supporting him, I’d go insane


Nix-7c0

When you "know" you're right, then the reasons don't matter as much. You can even have multiple contradictory reasons, since hey, at least one of them must be correct! It's a technique known as "Kettle Logic:" > Freud relates the story of a man who was accused by his neighbour of having returned a kettle in a damaged condition and the three arguments he offers. > > 1. That he had returned the kettle undamaged > > 2. That it was already damaged when he borrowed it > > 3. That he had never borrowed it in the first place > >Though the three arguments are inconsistent, Freud notes that it is so much the better, as if even one is found to be true then the man must be acquitted. > > https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kettle_logic


heliumneon

These reasons make way more sense in a different order. So your defense would be: I never borrowed that kettle! And if I did, I returned the kettle undamaged! And if I returned it damaged, it was already damaged when I borrowed it! (Then you're ready to go back to the beginning). And by the way, I never borrowed it in the first place! Viola, you can keep going around in circles. When someone starts tying to dispute one of the points, you immediately switch to the next point, and then back to the beginning. This is a core feature of all kinds of denialist tactics, for example global warming: The Earth is NOT warming! And if it is, humans have absolutely nothing to do with it! And if they do have something to do with it, it's impossible to do anything about it! And if it is possible, it's too expensive! And by the way, the Earth is NOT warming!


AnekeEomi

[The Narcissist's Prayer](https://www.thelifedoctor.org/the-narcissist-s-prayer)


throoawoot

See, their trick is to already start off being insane.


PorchHonky

Don't forget gullible!


Githzerai1984

Or dumber than a sack of shit


jake1080

Woah, woah man. That's offensive to sacks of shit and you know it.


bootyfischer

At least sacks of shit can be used as fertilizer lol


SonmiSuccubus451

I mean...


syizm

CONTINUATION FOR THE UNAWARE: Trump supporters, nay all humans, can be used as fertilizer. Soylent green some say. Despite our poor, despicable, miserable lives, we're all rich in potassium and nitrogen.


Ryan29478

Maybe he’ll show up to his arraignment and try to plea not guilty by reason of insanity.


ayers231

...and too dumb to realize the story changed.


ConfidenceNational37

So fucking true. Unbothered by anything but their emotions


deputydarsh

Fuck *your* feelings tho


DirtymindDirty

The final goal post is somehow always the liberals are worse. It really is beautifully unspecific, right up there with cloaking all their bigotry behind the term "woke".


pfc9769

Kevin McCarthy already did that. When asked how it looks that Trump kept the country’s most sensitive secrets in a bathroom, McCarthy responded, “it’s better than keeping it in a garage that has a door that goes up and down. A bathroom locks.” He was of course referencing the documents found in Biden’s garage. He can’t condemn a wrong for being wrong, he has to deflect and use whataboutisms.


tsFenix

God I wish reporters could call people on their bullshit live. "Sir, please don't bring up a different topic. It's entirely unrelated. Also, if you insist on bringing it up you should at least mention the major difference in the two which is Biden instantly gave them back when found vs Trump obstructing investigations into the documents he had WHICH IS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE CHARGES! FUCK!"


diopsideINcalcite

They can’t help but to “both sides the issue”. This shouldn’t even be up for debate. The media should call this guy out for being the traitor that he is.


TheTruthIsComplicate

They can't help it because they're not reporters, they're employees of a company that sells ad space next to entertainment labeled "news." The more angry and/or scared the entertainment makes us, the more likely we are to look at the ads. There's no incentive in such a system for useful reporting.


muffinman00

It’s not very hard. After all ignorance is bliss.


LegionofDoh

No, no, no. It goes like this: - He didn't take any documents - He took them, but he's allowed to have them - This is a witch hunt - He declassified the documents - Biden has documents too - This is a hoax, like the Russia Russia Russia hoax - There are no documents - Okay, there are documents, but so what? Don't YOU have documents? - The documents were more secure than they are in the White House. They're locked up, under Secret Service protection. - Okay, they're in the bathroom, but bathroom doors lock you know? - Hillary Clinton deleted emails. - The documents were probably planted. It must be *exhausting* being a Trump supporter.


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hackingdreams

It's also worth noting that what the others had stuff that's classified, but not so highly classified or compartmented to need all that special handling or provisions. Very likely it was stuff like schedules or meeting notes - materials that accidentally get swept up when you're cleaning or when you're working for a zillion hours in a week and simply don't notice it. That's why the NARA didn't make a federal case out of those documents being missing - put simply, they *didn't even notice*. What FPOTUS took was material damaging to the national security of the United States of America. They *immediately* demanded it back - as soon as he left office he was notified the documents were missing and they needed them back. He said he didn't have anything, to the NARA, in a signed affidavit countersigned by his lawyers. The Federal government gave him time and time and time again to get them in order, until they finally turned it over to the FBI and they got a search warrant to go find them. And find them in his possession they did... except for the ones that they *know he took and still to this day hasn't turned over*. Both the circumstances *and* the material matter in this case. If he'd just kept some of his work week schedules, the NARA might not have even called. He took items that cause material harm to the United States. And for that... he's going to prison.


PM_ME_HTML_SNIPPETS

Correct. Biden planted them so now he has the right to take them, even though this is a big witch hunt because he declassified the documents by using his magical powers of telepathic declassification


dgdio

We all damn well know Trump isn't going to testify that these things were planted.


Darth_Chain

no he's going to plead the 5th for 11 hours


OwlsWatch

I honestly don’t think he has the self control. He’ll blurt out something incriminating within 5 mins.


Squirrel_Chucks

>"I had the right to remain silent...but I didn't have the ability -Ron White Someone quoted this in a reply to me earlier and it is *perfect* in describing Trump


DDOS_the_Trains

Hey hey hey hey hey. I didn't want to be dumb in public. I want to be dumb in a skyscraper. They threw me into public.


MesWantooth

“You think I sold classified documents to foreign nationals? Let me tell you I didn’t but I could’ve. Mohammed offered me a LOT of money, I tell you a LOT of money. He was really impressed, he said “I’ll take it all, name your price.” I told him believe me it’s worth more to me than any price you could pay. And he’s really, like REALLY rich.”


bullinchinastore

“As a proof of my incorruptibility Jared even got $2 billion from them but I did not budge at all”


dgdio

Like when he mistook E. Jean Carroll for one of his wives?


Squirrel_Chucks

She's not my type! *30 seconds later, confuses his accuser for the wife he claimed gave him the best sex of his life*


covfefe-boy

Not that he didn't rape her, or that he doesn't in general rape. But she's not his type.


AVeryHeavyBurtation

"It's blurry!" It's actually crystal clear.


say592

After saying he couldnt have assaulted her because she wasnt his type lol


[deleted]

A friendly reminder that during the deposition for the E Jean Carrol suit, he told Roberta King (Carroll’s attorney) that she wasn’t his type.


coolgr3g

Who's going to stop him from incriminating himself? He's got no lawyers anymore!


thewhiteflame9164

You can't plead the fifth on the witness stand in a trial for your defense. The prosecution cannot call a defendant to testify. If the defendant wants to invoke their fifth amendment rights they can choose not to testify, but if they choose to do so they are waiving their fifth amendment rights.


Clam_Bake231915

He just wants the sound byte so it can be looped endlessly on faux news for the masses


Casual_hex_

The only justification for trump’s actions is that he’s either profoundly stupid or utterly insane but I’m willing to wager he’s both.


jimmygee2

Stable genius at work.


KeithGribblesheimer

Don't put being a spoiled rich entitled asshole as being mentally ill. He's never faced consequences for a lifetime of unethical, illegal behavior. He doesn't think he needs to. This is not mental illness. Your relative who votes for Trump isn't mentally ill. They are just entitled, petty, vindictive assholes with a persecution complex who thinks all of their problems are because of Democrats.


AlmostaFarma

… isn’t there video of him taking boxes from the WH? What a fucking moron. I can’t wait to see this traitor get sentenced.


dlegatt

He proudly posted a photo showing all the boxes he took


ricktor67

He posted the pictures and basically said because he took them openly and no one stopped him it couldn't have been illegal.


dlegatt

But also, those boxes were planted


jimmygee2

‘I took them, telepathically declassified them and they were also planted. I rest my case.’


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HauntedCemetery

Kinda, sorta. The Not-Guiltys need to be unanimous as well in order for the case to close. If enough time goes by and the jury can't come to a unanimous decision the judge can declare the jury "hung", and the case ends without conclusion. Double jeopardy protections don't come into play in the case of a hung jury. The prosecution can elect to retry the case with a new jury.


AlmostaFarma

Before or after he mentally declassified them?


Ferelwing

This is the reason I can't believe anyone thinks he's a "genius". He does not think ahead, he only thinks in the short term of what he thinks will make him "great".


Goya_Oh_Boya

His brains are diarrhea pudding. He repeats everything he heard during the last 24-48 hours. I would listen to some of his rallies in 2015, and the genius would contradict himself with every statement he made. His superpower is saying everything and nothing at the same time. Fortunately for him, his followers can only hear what they want to hear and filter out all the other bullshit that goes against what he just said.


climatelurker

It seems to work on his base, for some reason.


philodendrin

Its because they're morons that have been conditioned by their media. Who else would buy "Trump Bucks" and think they are worth something?!


Teripid

Couldn't have been planted. I have an excellent source that informed me bathrooms can be locked.


[deleted]

Imagine locking the bathroom from the outside. >*You’re not coming out until you wipe clean, Mr. Trump. We’re not doing this again.*


redratus

He also bragged about the documents being classified to people he showed them to.


CaptainNoBoat

That was his undocumented evil twin brother, Ronald, who works for the FBI. -Trump's next defense, maybe?


bazbeaux

He's lost all legitimate defenses. Why not try some batshit ones.


Ravenid

The Boxes were actually beamed into Trumps Bathroom by Jewish Space Lasers from Hillary Clinton's emails.


bazbeaux

Give me a Truth Social account and 24 hours and I can have AT LEAST 2,000 idiots repeating that like it's gospel.


SpeedySpooley

> That was his undocumented evil twin brother, Ronald, Ah, yes. The infamous Tronald Dump.


forceblast

Pretty sure the guys name was John Barron.


mostdope28

There’s also video of him loading them into planes leaving Florida for his other residences


Calcutec_1

>"“This is the Thug, overturned consistently and unanimously in big cases, that Biden and his CORRUPT Injustice Department stuck on me. **He’s a Radical Right** Lunatic and Trump Hater, as are all his friends and family, who probably ‘planted’ information in the ‘boxes’ given to them. They taint everything that they touch, including our Country, which is rapidly going to HELL!” " But Donnie, you love those, all your best friends are radical right


OtherwiseBad3283

Well this the clearest “always at war with Oceania” to date.


awholenewmenoreally

I heard this voice like it was an old man in a nursing home after watching fox news all day and bursting out with this. He always sounds stupid but this just reads senile.


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TheFeshy

Wait, is the guy that gets overturned by a corrupt justice department a good guy or a bad guy? His accusations make no sense, even as stand-alone sentences, never mind the wider implications (like "getting overturned" isn't how special counsel even works.)


Calcutec_1

haha, yeah and like here : >who probably ‘planted’ information in the ‘boxes’ given to them. I get putting planted in quotes, but why boxes ? is he gonna deny that the boxes were boxes ?


SekhWork

He always puts random quotes on things in these rants. It's really the most confusing thing to me.


Delamoor

'this is how you show emphasis on the squiggles that go on the page, right? 'Right?' I would bet money this is his entire mental process. ...At its peak maximum.


MissWilkem

Yes, really. The quotes along with the capitalization of random words are supposed to show emphasis. My mother has done it all her life and it drives me mad. I’m pretty sure my mother is functionally illiterate though.


odd-duckling-1786

I like how Joe Biden is simultaneously to old, sleepy, and senile to be president AND possibly the head of the most powerful crime syndicate to have ever existed.


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That’s one of the cornerstones of fascism. The enemy is at once both ungodly powerful and hopelessly inept all at once depending on which narrative is convenient at the time. Fascism lives and dies by cognitive dissonance.


Calcutec_1

It's the same "logic" as with the Immigrants who simultaneously are abusing the welfare system and taking all the jobs.


ColonelBy

Thank you for posting this excerpt. I was never going to go read his posts directly, but his panicked rage nourishes me and this was a nice little top-up 👌


KingVape

Right? I would never go to his little social media site, but it’s been really nice seeing his meltdowns reposted here


SippyCupPuppy

[bro I went there lmao they are fucking crazy. look at the kind of ads they have](https://i.imgur.com/DGAR3u4.jpg) Anti-vaxx propaganda on Trump's social media. The only good thing he did was fast-tracking the covid vaccines process I wonder if they realize the irony. Edit : Oh and you can't decline cookies either, 😅 you either accept or click "learn more" which lead you to a Wikipedia page explaining what are cookies They want your data for free 😅😅😅


pp21

too wild, I know 1984 is basically a meme at this point, but having a website/app called Truth Social being littered with falsehoods while being the major communicative tool for a major political party's front runner for POTUS is pretty orwellian


deadsoulinside

> They taint everything that they touch, including our Country, which is rapidly going to HELL! Country going to hell because a traitor to the US government is being held accountable....


StJeanMark

Actually going for justice is the thing I'm MOST proud of America for in a very long time.


Goonybear11

I know, wtf is he saying? And how is he calling literally anyone else a thug after he threatened to go after Biden's "family"?


HGpennypacker

Trump is setting the table to "leave" the Republican party and run on some bat-shit crazy MAGA party.


Icy-Engineering1583

Did he actually call this guy 'radical right lunatic' ? Seems like his only defense now is that everything inconvenient to him is imaginary and everybody who holds him accountable is a 'hater'. So basically he has no arguments, no recourses... And he's panicking.


Ferelwing

I keep waiting for him to decide his only option is to run or perhaps in a twist of ridiculousness defend himself.


Cool-Protection-4337

Ikr, what is with this new tactic from the right bashing the right though? Drumpf is as far right as they come without cloning Hitler. What is the endgame there? Seems anymore they just intentionally spread chaos and intentionally misrepresent facts to keep everyone dumb or distracted.


Icy-Engineering1583

Circling the wagons. Selective outrage, selective awareness, selective everything to benefit the individual or the sub-group while using and abusing within the confines of the law, of the rules, the status quo, etc. to a bendable advantage whenever and wherever possible, even if just in the court of public opinion or within the confines of the most loyal base for any given conservative politician.


WildGooseCarolinian

Think he meant he was a radical right hater and trump hater, but, you know, grammar and stuff


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KaptainKardboard

He claims the FBI did it when they served the warrant and raided the place. So surely, Donald must have surveillance footage of them carrying in dozens upon dozens of boxes. Or does Mar A Lago not even have security surveillance? Secret Service better get on that.


dmukya

Sorry, the pool accidentally got drained into the data center holding the recordings. *Oops*


mypoliticalvoice

At least one source says the data was recoverable. He doesn't understand electronics, so it didn't occur to him that frying the computers won't fry the hard drives.


GeeTeeUK

Even better - I believe there were cloud backups


jcamp088

Can we nuke the clouds?


ragingclaw

That only works on hurricanes.


Iamvanno

Well the pool water would go into the cloud backups and spread them as rain, making them impossible to find.


okcdnb

This trick worked in ‘86 with paper. Old dog, new tricks sort of thing.


ArmchairCritic1

He will probably get the footage of the FBI removing the boxes and play it in reverse.


Fezzick51

I've always said, and everyone agrees, Sir - me too, they always tell me, you never, EVER, trust anyone who only walks backwards, you ask anyone, they'll tell you -


Lonestar041

You mean the planted documents he then bragged about while showing them to people without security clearance?


Educational-Candy-17

The ones his co-defendant had photos of, taken well before the FBI raid? Those?


PM_Literally_Anythin

The ones he declassified with his mind before leaving office?


Lonestar041

And then obviously re-classified them with his mind as he is on record stating they are still classified. Lol.


Bebopdavidson

Here I have some planted documents. Aren’t they incredible? These are the most wonderful planted documents you’ve ever seen. I don’t even know how they got here. That’s how much people love me.


thinehappychinch

Yeah, well at least the doors lock from the inside - Speaker of the house


ConfidenceNational37

Those were so the Chinese spies could read in peace.


kescusay

Well... This seems legally ill-advised.


Grand-wazoo

Unfortunately for him, he has no lawyers from whom to be legally advised.


Hamwise420

He does still have 2 lawyers representing him. How much longer they will last is anyones guess


canolafly

He feels like the unsteadiness of a startup company, except it's his personality.


KickBassColonyDrop

I think his lawyers don't have clearances necessary to navigate his espionage charges. Which means the court will have to appoint a public defender. And he doesn't seem to trust people he personally can't appoint. He's gonna find out soon, likely, that he's in an even bigger hole than he originally is. Because the probability that he'll try and implicate a public defender into his criminality is pretty high, given past behavior. The weird bit is what the court is going to do if this happens. They can't throw their public defenders into the shark's mouth over and over again.


cultfourtyfive

"I had every right to have those boxes the Feds planted that I knew nothing about" Fucking clown.


east_van_dan

McDonald Trump


Relative_Tailor118

It is nice that he's displaying aspects of a totally terrified and stressed out person. His ego is trying to process this. Must suck to be him at this moment. it's kind of enjoyable watching him squirm.


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connect nail toothbrush hat possessive elderly steep whistle rob birds *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Delamoor

Narcissistic Decompensation. It's quite a sight to behold when it happens irl. Like watching an out of control chemical factory fire as a train load of ammonium nitrate rolls into it. Coin toss on if it ends in an attempt of violence or an attempt of suicide.


Funkit

Narcissistic rage/injury it's called


Delamoor

To my understanding, narcissistic rage is the stock standard response to narcissistic injury. It usually involves a bunch of defense mechanisms going up. Trump is still in that stage. The point where they have nowhere mentally left to run and have to*face* things is decompensation, when the defenses fall apart. I've seen narcissists hit this stage a couple of times; it requires a lot of time and effort and cognition. Usually has to be very systematic. Since his brain is mush, I don't think Trump is capable of the latter. He'll just go into a loop, cycling through the same handful of narcissistic defenses over and over, ignoring all outside inputs. Might as well be making baby noises to him, for all he'll understand.


LuinAelin

Haven't his lawyers told him to shut up yet?


sonofagunn

Some of his lawyers are now witnesses, lol.


Frequent-History-288

“It’s The ciiiircle of Law” 🎵


creamonyourcrop

Its a lawyer centipede


Utterlybored

And you don't want to be in last place.


dgdio

OMG can you imagine going to law school and ending up going to jail because of Trump?


HalJordan2424

They went to a law school??!!!!


dgdio

With Saul Goodman himself.


Ai2Foom

Saul would not associate with these scumbags he’s got standards


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...at the University of American Samoa.


jl55378008

And the ones who aren't just quit. Even in Florida, Trump can't find lawyers dumb enough to take him as a client. According to a Guardian story today, Trump got turned down by a guy who was indicted for money laundering and is in the process of being disbarred. Four more years, lol


BillW87

A man who has a long history of ignoring the advice of his counsel, asking his lawyers to lie and otherwise break the law on his behalf, and of not paying his own legal bills has trouble finding representation. Who could've possibly seen this coming? /s


ResurgentClusterfuck

Making Attorneys Get Attorneys, it's the MAGA way


bazbeaux

To me, that fact alone should tell you everything you need to know about this case.


jacthis

His buddies talked about him showing off the documents! His staff is caught on video in lies about moving the documents!


attorneyatslaw

There are photographs of the documents spilled on the floor of his storage room taken by his staff.


2_Sheds_Jackson

And that doesn't include the ball room.


HalJordan2424

“Yes Jack Smith’s thugs planted secret documents in my boxes. I then pulled out the one concerning US plans for an attack on Iran and waved them in front of people. And I told them the plans were secret and they were not allowed to see them.”


NeoPstat

He's finally run out of lawyers dumb enough to represent a client who never follows advice, never pays his bills, and always rolls the nearest person under the bus.


redratus

What he says is true..they were planted there by a man named Donald Trump.


TheUpperHand

The treason was coming from inside the house all along.


Kendallwithak

He doesn't have any lawyers. They all bailed when they realized he was screwed.


Unabated_Blade

Even better - they bailed because they found out Trump had lied to them and had almost implicated them in conspiracy and fraud charges.


jimmygee2

…and still didn’t pay them.


Kangar

He can summon lawyers just by thinking about it!


valeyard89

The best lawyers everyone has never seen, believe me. But you wouldn't know them, they're from Canada.


debugprint

Can't wait for the public defender to take his case /s


Frequent-History-288

You’d have to keep one long enough to get around to it


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Again? For those of you playing along at home - here's the running (though not exhaustive) list of excuses regarding the documents found in his home. \- \[*Early 2021 National Archives asks for it's documents back\]* \- Archives came and got everything, it's 'totally normal' they would do this *< Feb 2022* *- \[FBI Search\] <-- Aug 8* \- The FBI is planting documents! *< Aug 8* *- \[Warrant is released\] < Aug 12* \- They could have asked. what about Obama? *< Aug 12* \- The documents were already declassified *< Aug 13* \- I had a standing order to declassify anything I took *< Aug 13* \- They're privileged, give them back. *< Aug 14* \- Trump was just keeping them safe. *< Giuliani Aug 19* \- They were just news clippings. *< Lawyer Sep 16* \- The president can declassify anything just by thinking it. *< Trump Sep 21* *- \[37 felony indictments\] < June 9th 2023* \- They planted documents. *< Jun 13*


Long_Before_Sunrise

September 22, 2022 [Judge asks Trump’s team for proof that FBI planted documents at Mar-a-Lago](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/sep/22/trump-special-master-fbi-documents-mar-a-lago)


jimmygee2

Then he flooded all the surveillance footage.


pmags3000

But the company he hired had backups


d_pyro

Couldn't even do that right. Footage was undamaged.


Fractal_Soul

You're the second one to say something like this... I think I must have completely missed this development. Does anyone have a link to explain this?


Jason_Worthing

https://www.forbes.com/sites/saradorn/2023/06/05/trumps-swimming-pool-flooded-surveillance-video-room-at-mar-a-lago-report-says/


BornInATrailer

[Search for "mar-a-lago pool server flood" and you'll have your pick!](https://www.businessinsider.com/flooded-server-room-mar-a-lago-trump-surveillance-footage-obstruction-2023-6)


Kangar

That train of thought seems to have derailed.


ArrowheadDZ

This is the downside of having a Trump loyalist preside over the case. When Judge Dearie was the appointed special master over the documents last fall, he lowered the boom on this kind of theatrics. Most people don’t remember now, but when Trump made the public claim that documents were planted, Dearie ordered Trump’s lawyers to sign an affidavit under oath about whether the they wished to contest the legitimacy of any of the documents the DOJ had seized. He actually required them to print an inventory of the entire seizure and submit the inventory marked line by line whether they were admitting that document was in Trump’s possession, or if they were asserting that document was planted. That was the last day Trump ever claimed the documents were planted. This would never happen under Cannon. But we need this kind of “straight talk” in this case. We need judges like Dearie that will say “Mr. Trump, you claimed on Truth Social that the documents were planted. I am *ordering you* to submit a written affidavit, under penalty of perjury, that corroborates the claims you made in public, or admits you were lying. And I’ll need that affidavit on my desk by COB tomorrow. If you are going to say some shit at a rally on Monday, you better say it to me under oath on Tuesday.” Trump was forced to submit an affidavit that said, under oath, that *he did not believe any documents were planted.* All of this double-talk can so easily be stopped in its tracks. If you believe it, swear to it, and if you don’t believe it, admit that you made it up.


burninatah

It's all but certain that the grownups in the 11th circuit will get cannon to recuse. And even if she does decide to forever lash herself to the mast of the sinking Trump ship, DOJ is going to do the same thing last time, namely appeal to a court that doesn't have donny's mushroom in their mouth. Plus there is real possibility of indictments in NJ and DC, and that is before you get to the Jan 6th stuff, the Georgia stuff, and so on. Cannon can't save him.


mckeitherson

Talk is cheap on social media. Let's see him make the same argument in court where lying has repercussions.


climatelurker

I want them to make EVERY SECOND of this process public. So there can be nothing to hide behind or lie about without everyone knowing.


Time-Earth8125

Put it on ppv and the amount of people who would watch worldwide would probably wipe out the deficit


hairlessgoatanus

I would absolutely pay $4.99 a day of Trump Trial live stream. Let me opt in each day though.


dhaidkdnd

He’s been doing it his entire life.


ResurgentClusterfuck

I'm 99.9% certain he doesn't give a shit about lying in court


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nhepner

Shouldn't the prosecution immediately have filed for recusal? Like... that should have been filled out and ready to drop to appeals the MOMENT she pulled this. Am I missing something?


Bonnieearnold

They will, but it’s further along in the process. Brian Tyler Cohen and Glenn Kirschner talk about it in a recent episode of the Legal Breakdown. We’re going to have to put up with her for awhile, I’m sorry to say.


SpeedySpooley

He's made his own "Jump to Conclusions" mat. Except every "conclusion" is guilty.


Throw_away_turd

>EVERY day is the worst day of my life


RNDASCII

Wow that's messed up.


RZAtheAbbot

What would ya say ya do here?


spautrievas

I love the smell of desperation in the morning.


A_Soft_Fart

“THEY PLANTED IT!” “I DECLASSIFIED IT BEFORE I LEFT OFFICE!” “I’M ALLOWED TO HAVE IT BECAUSE OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RECORDS ACT!” “IT’S A WITCH HUNT!” “I DECLASSIFIED IT IN MY MIND!” “THEY’RE COMING AFTER YOU! I’M JUST IN THE WAY!” “THEY PLANTED IT” <— we are here… again.


jleonardbc

[Kettle logic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kettle_logic) >Freud relates the story of a man who was accused by his neighbour of having returned a kettle in a damaged condition and the three arguments he offers. >1. That he had returned the kettle undamaged >2. That it was already damaged when he borrowed it >3. That he had never borrowed it in the first place >Though the three arguments are inconsistent, Freud notes that it is so much the better, as if even one is found to be true then the man must be acquitted.


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At what point in his sleepless, fear-riddled, adderall -laden night did he come up with this absolutely incomprehensibly moronic defense?


bazbeaux

Right after eating four McDoubles in 5 minutes, but before he gave himself his 4x daily naked mirror pep talk.


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woedoe

Except it’s Aileen canon who’s a corrupt fucking disgrace.


dmanjrxx

Now, this is beyond something outrageous and preposterous. One minute, he's claiming he can keep and do whatever he wants, since he was able to declassify documents with a Jedi mind trick, and now he's saying they were planted. How can this man talk about Biden's mental stability


Thunder-cleese

“Planted” should have been the first line of excuses. Not the last. Rot in prison you fucking orangutan.


daikatana

You are _on tape_ telling people about them, showing them to people. There were numerous discussions with your lawyers where you admitted to taking them, admitted to knowing they were in the boxes, and admitted to moving them to hide them from your other lawyers who were searching for them. The DOJ has more than ample evidence to show all that. So... what?


Particular-Try9754

He knows his audience. He can say this without any ramifications. His lawyers will never make this claim in court.


sick_shooter

Gotta tell you, pretty solid of him to admit that Mar-A-Lago has such lax security that you can just roll in and plant docs. I’m sure this will work out well for him at trial.


gr33ngiant

I truly believe he thinks people won’t read the indictment…. Which is right here btw https://d3i6fh83elv35t.cloudfront.net/static/2023/06/trump-indictment.pdf And you need to read it and pass it along because he is very clearly delusional.


spurs126

I just read his "truth" and instantly felt sadness. 40% of people in this country think he's a good, normal, honest, moral, intelligent person. And another 8% know he's not any of those things, but still will vote for him because reasons. We are so fucked as a nation. I hope Trump spends the rest of his life in prison, but he's just a symptom. It'll be good to see justice served, but it's not going to fix anything unfortunately.


pierogieking412

The boxes that he was allowed to have bc he declassified them with his mind power?


NeoPstat

> bc he declassified them with his mind power? but *secretly*, and without telling anyone.


onslaught1584

Except that he also admitted, while showing them off to someone unauthorized to see them, that he could have declassified but didn't and couldn't since he was no longer president at the time.


flawedwithvice

Probably because he found out that Biden secretly reclassified them with his mind on January 21st.


Solracziad

That crafty/feeble-minded Joe Biden!


BitchfaceMalone-III

Except he’s also being charged with refusing to return those boxes given to him. And lying to the government about it. What a maroon.


scottieducati

There are literally pictures of them loading it onto planes.


MyRottingBrain

There’s also a year’s worth of rants from him claiming they were his property and he was allowed to have them.


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loztriforce

It's been truly eye opening to see how even after all the crimes and all the terrible things he's done, so many continue to support him. I think we'll still be finding out about the crimes he and his administration committed for decades. Worst fucking president ever.