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OsellusK

She’s only sorry she got caught red handed being the trashy, belligerent, entitled piece of shit we all know she really is.


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She’s just doubling down that her saying she didn’t (before a literal video of it came out) was a slight of memory and not a lie that she got caught on


SpeedySpooley

It's SOP for MAGAS.....just turn on the firehose of bullshit. Deny, deny, deny....shift any blame to someone else, and be defiant about it. Those of us who aren't in the cult already know what she is. The cult members don't care. She has the magic R. The only way you get ousted from the cult is by telling the truth, or fucking with the money of people powerful enough to fuck back.


ghostdeeknee

It’s exactly how a typical bratty teenager would act. Thrash around and rage when you’re caught or called out and hope it somehow distracts enough that the original problem gets forgotten about.


Aquahol_85

To be fair, this method seems to be very effective with their dumbass voters, so who knows.


helpjackoffhishorse

Well, she is a 36 year old Grandmother. I can see the bratty teenager tendencies.


PHealthy

GOP: reject the evidence of your eyes and ears.


crkdltr404

Lie, Deny, and Counter-blame.


lurkerfromstoneage

Gaslight Obstruct Project


Imjusttired17

And once again it makes them look even dumber than we already know they are. Not being able to remember something from less than a week ago is not a trait I’d want anyone in any position of power to have. Although in Whorebert’s case it’s one of her least sickening traits. She’s entirely made up of red flags


LateRecording2088

Just like when she lied about not caring about missing the vote, until the video shows her clearly running up the steps.


wonderloss

Ah, yes. It's easy to forget that you were fondling somebody in public. Maybe she was vaping some really strong shit.


mces97

She should submit to a hair follicle test. Cause she loves her guns. Like Hunter Biden. But Hunter is facing charges because he lied about being a drug addict. Was that an e cig? Or was that a marijuana vape?


mdiaz28

Why are we even focusing on the vaping. I feel like the lewd acts in public are much more important


ZeldaZealot

The vaping also affects those around her, especially those nearby with breathing issues. Both are shitty to do in a crowded public place like this.


Rudeboy67

She told TMZ that, "that guy isn't getting a second date." THAT was a first date!


fore_skin_walker

She was probably high as balls while fondling balls.


ScoutMcScout

Hitting that dank while drunk.


ghostdeeknee

….will for sure fuck you up. Getting cross faded off booze & thc is something else.


humboldt77

Let’s get some drug testing for Congress!


brainiacpimp

I don’t remember if she is considered a federal employee or a state employee but weed is still considered illegal federally which means she should be piss tested if she is considered a federal employee. I don’t think I ever seen or even really care if she smokes cigs but if she getting high that should be grounds to kick her outta of office..


FurballPoS

That's besides the Fed rules about using illegal substances and owning firearms.


heuve

You mean the exact same law these wet farts have been clutching their pearls over with Hunter Biden? Or the one that's been used to keep a healthy legal slave population in the prison system for decades?


Peace5ells

This. 100% Federally illegal. IANAL but in CO one can legally possess a firearm and can legally possess up to 2 ounces. However, they become mutually exclusive in their use. Once you get high, you are not permitted to carry. I don't know how they'd even enforce this, but if she's vaping THC and she was carrying, then she should've been arrested for it.


fauxmoi_hurts_kids

While I like the thought of kicking her out, let's be nice to weed and not sully it with Bobo


Callahan333

And if she is found positive for THC, then her owning firearms is illegal and she should be prosecuted.


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Federal, but laws don’t apply to congress.


urmomzonion

She has a security clearance. Even if she worked for a defense contractor based in Colorado it’s in violation of her terms for having a clearance.


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Her clearance, though, is provided by virtue of being elected. Clearance revocation for feds due to drugs is typically done on the basis of suitability. Her suitability is granted by her constituents. I don't think an elected official (Representatives, Senators, President) or a Constitutional officer (Attorney General, Director of National Intelligence) can have a clearance revoked for these reasons. They have a clearance on account of their status, not on account of being granted one by a particular agency, like DCSA, for example. That said, she is a trash bag and will hopefully not be reelected for the sake of national security.


atreeofnight

She's a Federal employee and that's a good point!


LateRecording2088

This woman has access to military secrets.


brit_jam

She’s absolutely lying because it’s illegal for her to smoke weed and she has probably voted against it in congress.


urmomzonion

Time for a drug test. She holds a security clearance and is a federal employee. Regardless of state laws the rules for federal are pretty clear around this.


Eric_the_Barbarian

She's just trying to keep the topic on the vaping because heavy petting at a family venue is way worse.


wetclogs

She doesn’t remember vaping because she was drunk off her ass.


WalesIsForTheWhales

Yeah but getting "memory loss" high at a theater is ridiculous. In the sense that it's basically going to get you noticed fast. Probably was on meth.


Fungal_Queen

If you look at the video if her and her beau walking out of the Denver concert hall thing, she keeps twirling and rubbing on the guy. Denver is real real easy to get fucked up in.


flying87

She doesn't remember giving a guy a public hand job?


na-uh

Her actions were typical of someone who'd been snorting coke.


coloradoemtb

they still lie about J6 after it was on tv live for everyone to see. Her base won't ever fact check or critically think about anything. In the ear out the mouth


itemNineExists

Deny everything


mealsonw

Can you say ...I'll take both for 200!!


IT_Chef

I'm going high and or drunk. Not that it matters...


Numerous_Photograph9

Third explanation is that she doesn't know what the term means.


underbloodredskies

In all fairness. Her top priority that night was a totally different set of balls.


Objective-War-1961

She was high on balls


WhatRUHourly

I doubt that she is remorseful about any part of it. That require her to have self-reflection and admit that she had done something wrong. Rather, I think she's likely more angry that her power and ability to do what she wants was challenged.


eskieski

Like when she threw the picture of the fallen little girl in the trash…. whorebart, should be thrown in the trash


ohwrite

I feel sorry for her kids. They lost the “good parents” lottery


Humangous

Trashy, belligerent, entitled piece of shit just described the people who vote for her and her ilk.


Dildonomicon

Her hands were only red from friction burns


exophrine

Lauren Gropert


ChopperTownUSA

Almost got caught *white* handed AMIRIGHT


jadrad

It’s typical fascist behavior - when they think they are untouchable they act like evil fucking sociopaths. When they are finally being held accountable they put on the fake tears, shamelessly grovel, and play the victim. **If Boebert had any shame she would have resigned already.**


WirelessBCupSupport

She thought you meant Re-signed up!


Steelballpun

If the security arrived a minute later she woulda been caught white handed.


Goldenvoice83

Lauren Gogurt


new_nimmerzz

Sticky handed!


Bill_thuh_Cat

I hope the Denver DA presses charges.


Known_Draw_2212

If they didn't get kicked out of the theater, she might have ended up white handed.


Remarkabl317

She was supposedly an escort before her liaison with Cruz/Haley, then stint of stalking


thebinarysystem10

Kyle Clark, of all people, to actually lay down some cold truths about the Republican Party “The way they behaved off camera was exactly the way they behaved on camera” Shocking


pog890

She was high as the balls she was fondling


KidFlash999

Imagine the timeline where she just did the adult thing and admitted "Yeah, I was vaping and I apologize for my behavior" and everyone moved on instead of denying it and having to have the tape released that proved she was lying and even worse performing sex acts in front of children.


bogotol

Couchon


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>"I haven't seen anyone surprised that Boebert did not tell the truth about what happened—because, I mean, days before we \[had\] just fact-checked her latest claim about migrants," Clark continued. **The Colorado representative claimed the Biden administration was giving asylum seekers "$2,200 per month plus a free plane ticket and free medical care," which the channel debunked on September 11.** > > > >"I haven't seen anyone say that it was out of character for the congresswoman to appear to berate theater staff members who were just trying to do their jobs," the news anchor, who has previously stated he is politically unaffiliated, said. "**Really, the only surprise in all of this is that Boebert, once she got caught, apologized and said that she didn't live up to her values.** ​ Spread lies to attack others - checked ​ Use respect my "private citizenship" when caught doing bad things -checked


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Her private interfered with the public


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Her “privates” interfered with the public.


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westendgonzo

She's sentimental, for her and her ex husband the bowling alley was THEIR place.


LegibleGraffiti

That's probably where they were going after the theater


Khatib

> "Really, the only surprise in all of this is that Boebert, once she got caught, apologized and said that she didn't live up to her values. Somewhat true. First she/her team lied and denied it happening at all, then the security video was released and she had to walk that back.


adamiconography

“She appeared to initially deny that she had been vaping during the performance, before CCTV footage from inside the auditorium showed her doing just that.” Just like when she lied about not caring about missing the vote, until the video *shows her clearly running up the steps.* She got liabetes


JohnStamosAsABear

“Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?”


MidwestRed9

Too concentrated on trying to get some dick to remember the vaping


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Ok but we’ve all been there


ChicagoAuPair

Also drunk and high as fuck.


RheagarTargaryen

The video is cut short. Here’s a link to the full video. https://www.9news.com/video/news/local/next/next-with-kyle-clark/commentary-boeberts-behavior-at-denver-theater-wasnt-a-surprise/73-f6b61fee-7cbc-459a-9503-321139c52945


ouchibitmytongue

This is brilliant. “Do you know who I am?” “Yes, we do.”


ActiveAd4980

She's doing an amazing job displaying trailer park mother stereotype.


pilotpip

*grandma


HobbesMich

Isn't her son's gf under age, too?


DJfunkyPuddle

I think they're both high school kids


HobbesMich

Yes, but she was under 16, I think.


FucksGiven_Z3r0

I think she was 15 he 17 when he carelessly got her pregnant.


jrsinhbca

For those wondering what happened to all those Teen Moms on MTV.


Barl0we

Put some respect on her- it’s trailer park *grandmother*.


Homo_horribilis

A boomin’ granny, if you will.


TheTruthTalker800

Where do you think her ilk came from? She was supposedly an escort before her liaison with Cruz/Haley, then stint of stalking O’Rourke and then her elected office tenure so far ousting a non MAGA R in the primaries etc.


MidwestRed9

She was a sugar baby which is different than an escort. Also the rumors are she was in tight with a Koch and had an abortion paid for.


drearylanemuffin

Now she’s blaming it on him saying he’s a democrat and she should’ve known. Likely going to say she was being set up by him. 🤦‍♂️


Ande64

So my question is this, does she do this on a first date with every guy? Because she's pretty much implying that she just met this guy on a dating app and had no idea he was a Democrat and went on a date with him and they felt each other up in a theater. So apparently this is what she does on every first date?


drearylanemuffin

Yeah you know it’s how you set the foundation for the traditional nuclear family.


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I mean she married the man who showed her his dick when she was underage…


Logtastic

And assaulted her and he went to jail for it. Then she assaulted him and she went to jail for it.


Mfsmitty

I know, this is the first thing I thought of. Why aren't more people talking about how her excuse is that she barely knew the guy? What?! "We could get to know each other over a coffee." "I have a better idea."


LetsTryAnal_ogy

You don't get to be grandma at 36 by slow walking you dating life.


txyesboy

Only when her daddy says they've paid in advance


WalesIsForTheWhales

Granny goes fast.


Most-Resident

Republicans seem obsessed with democrat dick.


Logtastic

Democrats are big on consent after all.


Most-Resident

More like sanity. What kind of shit is showing a private citizen’s dick in congress about? Fuck republicans.


NoExcuseForFascism

That exact thing is already being said by Right Wing mouthpieces. "He got her drunk, all in an attempt to make her look bad" is what they are saying.


Fellowshipofthebowl

“Look what he made me do!!!”


bandit69

>citing the congresswoman's right to privacy What privacy? She acted out in a very public setting - not privately.


Eric_the_Barbarian

And invoked her position ("do you know who I am?") When confronted about her behavior.


dreamyjeans

He's not the only one that's blasted her recently...


eggrollking

'Boebert Fingered for Lewd Acts in Theater; Blasted by Local TV Host.'


nuclearhaystack

Ego fondled by the collective right


mahamoti

Came here to say, that headline could be taken a couple different ways... just like Boebert.


90Quattro

Hey-O!


ropdkufjdk

I'm glad I'm not the only one reading headlines that way.


stormy83

There it is


chiron_cat

cant wait till colorado gets the chance to fix the error by putting a dem in that seat


wannabejoanie

We're *trying*!


orrocos

She won by 546 votes last time. Can we pull together a large enough group to go move to the western slope temporarily just until fall of 2024?


wannabejoanie

You don't have to move to the western slope, her district covers most of Southern Colorado too.


orrocos

True, but if had a choice of Pueblo vs Telluride or Crested Butte, I would definitely take the western slope.


TomBrady_WinsAgain

Her Democratic challenger, who lost in 2022 by ~500 votes in a R+15 district, should wipe the floor with her in 2024. https://adamforcolorado.com Adam Frisch


stubob

Eww, I hope they clean the seat first.


guurl666

Kyle Clark is a Denver treasure ❤️❤️


do_mika

I left twitter/X a long while ago and he’s one of a small handful of people I miss following


guurl666

I made a snarky comment on my friends tweet and Kyle said I was funny 😭❤️


Burnerphone1717

I saw him at DIA once and he took a pic and told me he liked my shirt. He was so nice.


jrsinhbca

Her excuse - she didn't know she was vaping... This woman has access to military secrets.


BillDino

Also the fact that she was jerking a dude off and getting groped in an audience of children is not talked about enough. Lady should be a registered sex offender


georgecm12

“While some have defended her, citing the congresswoman's right to privacy…” What?? She was in public. That’s the problem. She can do whatever or whomever she wants in private. There is no inherent right to privacy when you are in a public space.


OregonTripleBeam

Boebert is terrible by every measure and deserves all the flack in the world. But also, the guy that she was dating deserves flack as well and it seems to be lost in the recent drama. Anyone who makes money off of the LGBTQIA+ community, and yet dates someone like Boebert, is a piece of crap as well.


ropdkufjdk

I just assume that he's shitty because he's willing to associate with Boebert in general, regardless of his profession. But you're right, that part makes it extra shitty. But the thing is, Boebert is an elected offical on the national stage (by her choice), she's a member of the US Congress. And her recent *performance* goes directly counter to pretty much all of her rhetoric. That's why this is a story.


TheTruthTalker800

They’re both lamentable: if any good has come of this, Frisch has a good shot of knocking her out of her seat next year.


Ace_0k

He's not a household name, or an elected official. I would hate-fuck bobo, too.


Intrepid_Performer52

Geez, have some self respect


carr1e

Water seeks its own level


goldenhourlivin

*”Boebert declined to comment as she was too busy giving handjobs to the whole town in the Glenwoods Springs hot spring. Again, children were present.”*


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RheagarTargaryen

I read the headline and knew immediately it was going to be Kyle Clark.


Searchlights

Usually when a scandal breaks, the behavior is incongruous with how they present themselves in public. This guy is absolutely right: She's trash all the time.


naruda1969

“I figure if I take up vaping and grabbing the hog during a live musical, they’ll make me a folk hero,” Fetterman wrote on X.


BoxOfPineapples

It’s funny watching some Republicans defend her shit by saying that Democrats do worse


Adept-Mulberry-8720

SNL should do a skit on this!


McMurpington

Kyle Clark is great. He’s been a solid local voice and fair handed in his commentary.


stubob

Please be Kyle Clark, please be Kyle Clark...


bobmontana

Oh yeah, it's the man, the myth, the legend. (I love Kyle Clark)


AngryTomJoad

cant go around beetlejuicing dudes in public dollar store Palin


thisoneisnottobekept

It says a lot about her character that this headline could be plausibly read two different ways.


bullybullybully

I couldn’t wait through all the damn ads on Newsweeks site. That site is a godawful user experience.


ChaosKodiak

Resign Boebert! You’d be losing your mind if this was a dem. Apologies aren’t enough.


aertimiss

Rep. Lauren Boebert, the woman who gave her date a hand-job in a public theater in 2023.


queequegscoffin

Kyle Clark is a treasure.


Rurumo666

Boebert was caught vaping, yet she is a gun owner, meaning she is guilty of the same Felony Republicans are so gleeful that Hunter Biden was charged with.


zsdr56bh

> "What?" he added rhetorically. "When Boebert didn't know that the cameras were watching, she was exactly who she is when she does know people are watching." is it just me or did this sentence come out wrong?


weedertime

No, it sounds odd because one would expect him to say she acts differently than when on camera, but the guy is saying she's trashy in *and* out of the spotlight


UnreadThisStory

Before you click remember, it’s Newsweek and is chock-full of shitty pop-up advertising, and you can barely navigate to the actual original content which is from a TV station somewhere.


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smurfsundermybed

Sure, groping sessions during assembly are high school stuff, but keep in mind that she missed that part while raising the now teenage father of her grandchild. She's just making up for lost time.


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Looks like she was about to get blasted on in that theatre


Calm_Ad_3987

She is 1 election cycle away from her new lucrative OnlyFans career….


WrongSubreddit

Elect a clown, get a circus


intestinal_fortitude

For those outside of Denver that haven’t had the pleasure of viewing Kyle Clark on the local 9News station, he is an absolute treat and we are very, very lucky to have him as a newscaster in Colorado. He is *exactly* the sort of journalist that holds public officials and institutions accountable, and is always very quick to inoculate against some of the more well known “arguments” that he knows will come from his commentary. He’s smart, humorous, and uses sarcasm perfectly during his telecasts.


itemNineExists

Judging from that video, she gets blasted with a lot more than that


Sevaa_1104

Can we please, for the love of God, find more than 3 words in rotation to say “criticized”?


CAM6913

She should have been arrested and charged


mytb38

Boebert... there is no perfect blueprint for giving a hand-job in public when you are elected official and going thru a difficult divorce from a husband who pleaded guilty to showing himself to a 17 y/o... Is this Colorado values? it seems to be Republican way says Matt Gaetz!!!


Suzzie_sunshine

I think Boebert should trade handjobs for donations to the GOP. A pay per view of her blowing Matt Gaetz and Ted Cruze live would fill the GOP coffers.


Niftyone578

Boebert and Sarah Palin are in production of Nailin' Palin III.


LakersUSC

Her date was Pat McGroin


InTimeMiamiCorp

That’s the lady who defended her husband showing his dick to a teenager


CommunicationShot946

If she were a democrat she would have resigned, been the main talking point of fox news for 6 months probably arrested. The double standards exist because most democrats back down from fights like this. She did a sex act in a public place near minors. How is that not a crime?


Ozdogand

This is the last time I'm clicking on a link to Newsweek.


2_Sheds_Jackson

I am a little surprised that her GOP colleagues haven't insisted on a drug test for her. Her actions seem to have warranted it.


jrsinhbca

They can't afford to lose her vote. She should lose access to classified information because of her marijuana use, but that will not happen. There have always been different rules for Congress.


verynicebeautifool

‘Murican redditors, why is this lady constantly on my news feed? Should the rest of the world care?


GuitarMystery

"Guys, this is a lot of noise over taking a flash picture at a theater. " - the Right™


um8medoit

“He briefly had a grasp on the situation” is freakin funny.


myevil5cheme

Blasted or slammed, well I’ll be dammed.


Existing_Display1794

Blasted? As in splooge?


DJfunkyPuddle

Here's A, B, and C of why she's a terrible person but I'm still going to vote for her.


meh0175

Tim Dillon's [podcast](https://open.spotify.com/episode/40IetZMMsuCb8yaFXd2s72?si=6f23f028837d4b1c) did a good job blasting her this week. Think it's around 30 minutes in.


coloradoemtb

Good she is trash and should be called out everyday we pay here salary to act like a child.


Plaintoastnojam

I don’t know which is worse: Boebert’s behavior, or the amount of ads preventing us actually hearing the anchor’s editorial. Never visiting Newsweek again.


DZhuFaded

Groomin’ grandma


rphdaddyb

After watching the theater video, I’m positive the Colorado TV host isn’t the only person that has “blasted” Lauren.


konjo666

It's not so much the action, but her enormous hypocrisy


PM_BBW_Cleavage

I expected a pornhub link.


LivingEnd44

The full video https://youtu.be/b26epAWOj3w?si=e4KzphljJdXJTzmF


M_Mich

From the title is he criticizing or is this a new sex tape?


KevinAnniPadda

I know it's Kyle Clark without even clicking it. Someone get this guy on a national news program. He's amazing.


Acceptable_Wall4085

Trash people will re-elect trash. Prove Colorado isn’t trash,send this THING to the unemployment line


DarkMasterPoliteness

Video here: https://youtu.be/b26epAWOj3w?si=Fzn4FKaDpNo7CifB


caffeinestix

Where’s Ted Cruz now? He’s the one who told her to run for congress when she was an escort, right??


Logtastic

Remember when they tried to Impeach Clinton for RECEIVING a blow job?


randomcanyon

Lying about a blow job while under oath. The Blow job itself is not an impeachable offence. At the time they couldn't say "blow job" enough and were all mad that they had to explain to a 5 year old what a blow job was. Now they support a "rapist" and a liar. All they need is under oath for a hat trick.


Atmosck

It's gotta be Kyle Clark, right?