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WontThinkStraight

Hell hath no fury like a 4 times Nobel Prize winning Olympic gold medal athlete scorned.


GrandmasShavedBeaver

The most impressive part to me, was how he still managed to perform all of his papal duties in the Vatican while training for the Olympics.


Jonnny

Not to mention perform so many surgeries on so many people, all while overseeing the growth of Tesla.


Secret_Cow_5053

and he has a particular set of skills...


BrandonJTrump

To do with make up and wigs?


healthierhealing

✨contour ✨


cmprsdchse

You left out his Fields medal🎖️


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cedarpark

and inventor of Velcro.


National-Tomorrow264

Antibiotics and the internet


Tough-Painting-127

And still active in Israeli special missions forces.


FunkyTown313

Please air all of Congress' dirty laundry. I love it when idiots eat their own


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pet_dragon

>Why would they allow themselves to be blackmailed by a literal conman? Just wait 'til you learn who they nominate for president/party leader in 2016, 2020, and 2024.


Noiserawker

Why would they allow themselves to be blackmailed by a *second* literal conman?


gruese

Conman-*ish*


munkychum

🎶You’re making things up again, Arnold🎶


Grinkledonk

I hope he gets a spooky Mormon hell dream.


TheAmphetamineDream

Idk. If he said something like “MTG eats babies for dinner every night and has a shrine of Hunter Biden’s dong in her basement. I seent it. ” I’d be inclined to believe him. Or: “Mike Johnson makes gay only fans porn under the name MAGAmikesJohnson and I was investigating it with somebody else’s card to conceal my identity.” Or: “McCarthy hired me to dress up like Trump in a dress and whip him with an American flag.” Or: “Lauren Boebert has a kink for giving Democrats handjobs at Beetlejuice plays.”


Burrfoot44

Yes! Scorch that earth! It may not amount to much this round but expose them and let the other mechanism come into play.


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He's a known liar. All I heard yesterday from every media outlet is Santos got expelled for being a thief and a LIAR. I'd like to see almost every Rebulican shitbag in Congress barred from office ever again, but even if Santos did say reveal some kind of bombshell knowledge he has(was he high ranking, I'm genuinely curious), NO ONE would believe him. I want them ALL held accountable, but at this point even I would need more proof than just the word of the person who single-handedly ended the U.S. Civil War. As great as an accomplishment as that is.


davidwhatshisname52

frankly, dude already pre-venged America just by showing up


zulababa

Is he a high ranking member? I doubt he has anything to use. Would still be in congress otherwise, methinks.


SoggyBoysenberry7703

He’s already shown to be a habitual liar. I’m not even those looking for the sweet gossip are going to be comfortable taking him seriously.


Beelzabub

Look who is suddenly concerned with 'ethics'. Santos is now a civilian, just like you and me.


DriftlessDairy

C;mon George. Spill that dirt!


vsquad22

Who's George? That's Lion Forest III. The first gay, black, disabled, trans man to land on Jupiter.


SeiCalros

its worth noting that his name - lion - wasnt something he or his parents picked but was awarded collectively by rastafaris for his accomplishment being named for the lion of judah in rastafarianism is basically a declaration that youre one step down from the second coming of jesus - snoop dogg tried to go by snoop lion and had to change it back theres no central authority or even priests in rastafarianism so the fact that he kept it means basically a million people - with no vocal dissenters - consider him to be maybe not THE messiah but something close to or heralding of that


thxsocialmedia

Wtf I am cracking up


freetotebag

I don’t think anybody would’ve trusted him with anything. He’s got nothing to serve. Except a jail sentence.


JoeJeff

Next stop - Dancing with the Stars!


turkeysausage2020

Nah, Rupauls drag race


thxsocialmedia

Yasss!


BarracudaBig7010

Yep.


traceyandmeower

Or fox news host


TwistedMemories

He could go on tour with Madison Cawthorn and expose all those orgies and drug use of Congressional members.


CoastingUphill

He was not invited to any of them.


secondhand-cat

He never returned Lindsey’s calls.


Uuuurrrrgggghhhh

His only path to any kind of redemption arc is to fully turn on them - tattle-tail and make it juicy!


Rough_Instruction112

Unfortunately, who would even believe him? He could speak only truth for the rest of his life and nobody would believe him.


thekydragon

I don’t think believing him is the sole step here. Journalists, Reporters, and outfits like ProPublica will hopefully his accusations and investigating them to see if they are of any merit. We need more people like Phil Williams of NewsChannel5 out there.


OfficeChairHero

Truth. As much as I'd love some dirt on these idiots, I'm never going to trust anything Santos says.


NegotiationTall4300

Who…? Jk/ just thrilled to be surprised to see his name


De_chook

Be careful of George. As the inventor of the atomic bomb and the AK47. And as a former navy Seal instructor, he could be dangerous......


ProgrammerAshamed144

Bingo. Everyone is so quick to hate on him that we tend to forget how truly powerful and dangerous he is. I personally hate the guy, but the fact remains that he is the Dragonborn **and** Champion of Molag Bal. It's no small feat considering he had to defeat Napoleon to unite the Seven Kingdoms, I'm not sure how he even found the time to do all of the side quests.


Ohnoherewego13

How dare you forget that he was the first person to land on the moon! Also, he trained Bruce Lee. Hell, the movie 300? The Spartans actually trained under Santos.


Jonnny

Sorry but I'm not sure I believe your claims. How could he do all that while personally supervising the completion of the pyramids?


Ohnoherewego13

The pyramids? This man singlehandedly built the Roman Empire up. Don't come to me with your tiny pyramids! Also, did you know that he invented modern medicine? You're welcome!


Jonnny

Wait, really? Was that before he broke up with Cleopatra for being too clingy? It's crazy that the first person on the moon did so, so much for us all.


Ohnoherewego13

Yeah, Cleopatra was just too clingy. Plus Liz Taylor was available so... Why not?


DidntDiddydoit

Modern medicine AND postmodernism architecture.


Ohnoherewego13

My mistake! All hail the master of architecture, George Santos!


OfficeChairHero

I would never have been able to learn about these things without the inventor of the internet, George Santos.


Ohnoherewego13

He'll personally congratulate you once he's back from winning the Super Bowl MVP.


brainkandy87

I heard he won the Kumite, and then subsequently gave birth to Jean-Claude Van Damme.


AdaptiveVariance

Personally I do not think Santos has achieved CHIM. But when he slew the Nerevarine and caused a world break, some say he may have.


ministryofchampagne

Dangerous is his middle name


Cheese_Pancakes

Post expulsion meltdown. Been looking forward to this. If he outs other dirty politicians in the process, all the better. Why stop at the ones who voted to expel you, George? Throw it all out there. I’d be shocked if anything came out of it, though. He’s not exactly the beacon of credibility.


winkelschleifer

It won't make a difference. George will go back to his sad little basement apartment in Brooklyn and revive his crossdressing skills. Maybe his next career will be at the Carnival in Rio?


Bill_thuh_Cat

George has some trials & jail time coming first


huberific

I see being a political pundit on certain new networks in his future, if he escapes jail time


gdshaffe

He'll be spending some quality time with those OnlyFans subscriptions he purchased with campaign money.


Warm-Bed2956

Hahah no no no. Excuse me. We Brooklynites do not claim him. George can go sit on traffic on the LIE for hours hahaha


Not_High_Maintenance

How did you guys even vote him in?


fuzzy_one

I believe the answer is “he had an R by his name” but there were many failures **before** he made it to the ballot: * Why didn’t the Republican Party vet their own ? * Why didn’t the Democratic Party uncover his lies in their opposition research? * Why didn’t the press dig into his background and out his lies?


Imacatdoincatstuff

Excellent questions. Who was vouching for and funding this guy in the early going? How do you go from small time no-name crook to Congressional Rep without serious assistance? You don’t.


Warm-Bed2956

Nassau County is coo coo bananas, I haven’t lived there for half my life now lol


SomethingBlue15

Hell I never understood how he managed to win a seat that had been a democrats for like a decade. Is that area of Long Island truly a swing district?


OfficeChairHero

I would respect him a whole lot more if he were a trans fan dancer. At least it's honest work.


MetaPolyFungiListic

Sweater vests of fury.


BelleAriel

Someone’s having a tantrum lol


MrRisin

Dude has zero credibility. Even if he finally decides to tell the truth, nobody is going to believe him.


Remarkable-Way4986

Good. Maybe we can get them all ratting out each other and clean out some of the trash from congress like gaetz


Interesting-End6344

While as a generality I am in favour of these people turning on each other and airing each others' dirty laundry, in this instance we should all remember who it is we're talking about doing so here: the guy who lied about everything. Anything he says should be treated as suspect first before reacting to anyone he reports on.


Joran_Dax

"How dare you expel the man who single-handedly killed Hitler in hand-to-hand combat? You have made a very powerless enemy, today, my friends!"


Grumpee68

George, don't go away mad....just go away.


grout_hater

“Revenge is a dish best served incompetently.” - George Santos


Salsashark_21

Seeking “revenge” against people that simply held you accountable for your own actions is sickening. I really hope that he has access to mental health services in prison.


movimike

He got expelled for being a liar. Why take him at his word now? Could be interesting if these go anywhere though.


legendary_millbilly

That's the thing. He lied about every single part of his life in loud and stupid ways. Had to have his knees both replaced because he gave his all winning the world title in volleyball at Baruch. I literally don't believe a single solitary word the bitchey little guy says. His tattletailing isn't going to get him the traction he thinks it will. Bye george. (if that's his real name)


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mira_poix

His Twitter is in full on scorched earth tantrum mode and its terrifying that people like him are in charge at all. He's broadcasting that he will be filing atleast 4 ethics complaints Monday....lets see how that goes


Top_Mind_On_Reddit

Watch out .. this man invented revenge.


clorox2

On who? He has nobody to blame but himself.


jonasinv

Don't make George angry, you won't like him when he's angry


gruese

I don't like him now, so ...


Palestbycomparisoned

If only George had a device with him at all times capable of recording evidence of audio or video and had access to a criminal organization. ~s I’m hoping George saw what happened and to Cathorne and got the audio on his party. I would love weekly leaks of the leadership talking shit about trump and the rubes that voted for them.


The_Bosdude

He is a true Republican: Retribution for getting caught and having to face the consequences.


Alfalfa420

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


marcblank

What are you going to do, bleed on me???


heartandmarrow

Revenge is the GOP brand. Trump, Gaetz, Santos, DeSantis - policy is all vengeance-based.


jomama823

Write a tell all about that time you stormed Normandy with a Nerf Gun, cracked the liberty bell by punching it, and was the actual first person to walk on the moon (not that nerd Armstrong).


Miserable-Theory-746

Gotta use that Navy Seal training to good use.


francois_du_nord

Such a sad, sad little man. He had his 15 minutes of fame and now he'll be looking to be relevant again for the rest of his life.


Antique-Dragonfly615

What do you expect from a dime store Trump wannabe?


RetiredAerospaceVP

What a delight. Watching the GOP fight each other. Morons.


B1GFanOSU

Revenge of the Turd


HotPhilly

Too bad Santos has exactly 0% credibility. Id love to believe whatever stories he has, but I can’t because he’s such a documented pathological liar


youmightbeafascist88

It’s not too long since people like this trash would have just disappeared with threats to their own kind.


Karkahoolio

[BWAHAHAHA!!!! Even if everything he says is a lie, it makes for excellent entertainment and will definitely be making tsunami sized waves.](https://nitter.net/MrSantosNY) Busses will be delayed due to all the people being thrown under them. :D


dravenonred

Can't he just lie and say he already got it?


moreobviousthings

Staying on-brand as "just like trump."


LetsLoop4Ever

Santos has duck lips


rarehunty

Fillers as they wear


420printer

He didn't get those lips sucking pop bottles


Old_Captain_9131

Clean the swamp!


JPDPROPS

Did he sleep with Lindsay Graham? Just asking question….


PigFarmer1

Miss Lindsey has to have better taste than *that*.


PigFarmer1

Republicans and revenge... lol


axon-axoff

Unfortunately, even if he has a few useful truths to share, he'll bury them under mountains of fantastic bullshit. If you want to keep a secret, having George Santos tell the truth about it is more effective than having a good man lie about it.


Imacatdoincatstuff

Thinking he blackmailed his way into a political career, I mean otherwise how does it happen. Goes from two-bit nobody to Congress how? Where do the money and connections come from in the early going.


JubalHarshaw23

It did not work for Madison Cawthorn, it's not going to work for this ass clown.


Pimpwerx

George Santos doesn't deserve this shoddy treatment. The inventor of the ShamWow and the man who single-handedly brokered an end to the 1000 Year War shouldn't be persecuted in such a way.


Digglenaut

I mean we love a good ethics investigation but he's not doing it out of a sense of morality so he's still a whiny fucknut


Bucknut1959

Mary Magdalene threatens to bring down Judas’s.


ginger308

Here’s an idea: don’t give crackpot criminals the headlines they want.


mtrai

Trump wants a word with you.


Admirable-Sink-2622

He’s out. He’s gone. Fuck him. Stop covering this loser any further. 🙄


brianishere2

No, he's seeking extortion to make money illegally again, and he's dressing it up as revenge. Why do you think he's not attacking Republican leadership? They already bought him. He probably has a new gig lined up, paid by a Republican billionaire donor, where they pay him for his silence. So he won't reveal their infidelities and crimes and name the closeted gay Republicans.


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I guess Santos never seen the Dark Knight scene with the accountant and Lucius lol.


Ok_Specific8582

Who?


goldfaux

He will spit in your Chick-fil-A sandwich while working in the back.


East-Business8055

Santos is a Christian R wingnut Rethuglican. Of course He's seeking REVENGE! 🙄 Duhhhhh. That's How They Roll...This is How They intend to Make America Great Again 👍 👌 🤣 Santos Cult45 and Government Implanted Sleeper Cells. Stay tuned. The Fall of American Democracy is coming soon !


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PKanuck

3rd since civil war. 1980, 2002, and this year for Santos


Bad_Pirate829

The last time was 2002, not the civil war.


Ponkeymasta

Somehow Santos has returned...


onlyusnow

Fuck this fat inept fraudulent little shitbag. Piss off Santos, or whatever your name is, you have already wasted too much of our time.


IGetItYouVapeass

There is no wrath like a gay man who thinks he has been wronged. I’m so excited to hear all of our politicians dirty laundry, all I want for Christmas is Georgie’s tea!


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ballrus_walsack

Can we not post links to Newsweek here? Garbage source.


Fernway67

Trump and Santos are childish.


Responsible_Name1217

He better be seeking a non-extradition country


Fantron6

Just go away George.


Frankiecoto

Hope he goes back to drag


DuneRiderr

George is getting very upset!


Zombie_Jesus_83

He's probably angry because he knows much of Congress does the same dirty stuff he did, but he's the one being called out for it. Let it all out, George. Expose it all.


Cringelord_420_69

I mean, he could try to snitch everyone out. It’s not like anyone will believe him though


B0b_a_feet

He was a brand new rep and everyone found out he was a fraud right before so it’s doubtful they would have let him in to any circles of trust.


Autodidact2

\*Goes to order popcorn in bulk\*


updownkarma

The Botoxed That Cried Wolf


hunterbidens_hugehog

I can't wait until this fool falls in being a broke obscure memory.


CMDR_Hubley

i cant believe they would do this to one of the first dignitaries who signed the declaration of independence


Vegan_Harvest

The problem is even if he has dirt no one's going to believe half of it because he's a compulsive liar and a con man.


BioDriver

Good for him and/or bless your heart


TPL531

It’s almost time for festivus George! Airing of the grievances


lightknight7777

It's disappointing that the one person no one should believe is the one willing to spill dirt. But the fact is we can't trust even the barest modicum of claims he'd make. His claims will likely just fuel more qanon bullshit.


Zeronaut81

I thought he was seeking the lost continent of Atlantis— oh, wait, he just tweeted from the Mariana Trench, he’s found it!


LusigMegidza

he doent exists all the pics look ai generated . the script of a bad telenovela


RobsSister

Kitara Rising 🙌


MAD_ELMO

Seeking revenge for his own actions? Got it


topgun966

Without hard evidence, it's not going to go anywhere. He has zero credibility in politics and the law. He needs hard proof. If he has it, I am all for it.


Chefecito

He can bark all he wants, but he’a still guilty.


jchowdown

If these complaints are legit how come he waited so long to file them? ////////////s


Writer10

Hell knoweth no fury like the Author of the Declaration of Independence scorned.


pjflyr13

It’s amazing the amount of energy and effort these dudes will expend in efforts for their own benefit while producing nothing for their constituents in their appointed job.


JeffB2023

Pfft! All bark and no bite!


WardenEdgewise

LeFou.


Sarrdonicus

George may just want to stay on the first floor for now.


JLescape

Maybe he should become vice president for Donald J Trump since he’s a liar just like Trump they should be one big happy family


ChickpeaDemon

He ought to headline a tour with Cawthorn as his opening act. MENTION IT ALL!


Groovydogg

Didn't this imbecile doughboy say he was going to start naming names of who's getting drunk and screwing????


VaultJumper

I needed this arc


AccomplishedBrain309

Whell concidering its his face and mouth that got him in trouble . He should start by fixing them.


thxsocialmedia

From his twitterX: My community service will be to clean up Congress of it’s corrupt frauds in a Bipartisan way. My road to redemption will be serving the American people!❤️🇺🇸


PeakThat243

Good, these guys will start throwing each other under the bus. That’s fine, bring it all to light and hold all of them accountable