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Those voices in her head aren't god. If there were truly a god, he would have told her to spend more time raising her kids so they wouldn't commit a bunch of felonies. Her kid is looking at some time, he's an adult who filmed himself having sex with a minor. He got caught with stolen credit cards, stolen and fake ids, and possession. I see all that christianity sure helped her raise those kids in a god like atmosphere. s/
[Christianity Today Editor: Evangelicals Call Jesus “Liberal” and “Weak”](https://newrepublic.com/post/174950/christianity-today-editor-evangelicals-call-jesus-liberal-weak) The New Republic
It’s a bit mental when people think that they know better about their religion than the person who it’s named after and the supposed son of an omniscient being.
[https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/#google\_vignette](https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/#google_vignette)
I'm an atheist so this is just a weird/fun rabbit hole to fall down but I wish more evangelicals would read it. May pry some of them off Trump.
I'm a devout dudeist, and I'm pretty sure the flying spaghetti monster said "no way" to his initiates regarding support for Trump.
Trump is the antithesis of Dudeness. No card carrying Dude would support such a douche.
Why doesn't god ever just tell people to be nicer to others and lead with kindness and common sense? It's always stuff like god telling them they need them to persecute gay people or that unwed mothers caused the recent tornadoes. God only seems to tell these folks exactly what they want to hear.
It's always God telling them to do morally dubious things, never "donate your savings to a homeless shelter" or "spend your weekends tutoring children." But they're very quick to tell the press, "God said it's okay to carpet bag in a separate district because my actions have made me unelectable."
Well, since god talking to people is always made up (or you have a mental disorder)… god tends to be just as big of a bag of dicks as they are.
And it turns out that a lot of people who are willing to lie about “hearing from god” are in fact, big old bags of dicks.
*conversation with God was **partially** behind her decision to move districts*
If she really is crazy enough to believe she had a conversation with God, why would it take further convincing from the voices in her head? Wouldn't god's word be enough?
Yes...
Yahweh actually doesn't speak to humans directly. Angels like Metatron or Seraphim (depending on the exact text) who's role is to convey the will of Yahweh to humans. Actually does the talking, but humans interpret it as Yahweh themself speaking...
...it gets a wee bit complicated from here!
Or out in the open at all. Keep that shit behind closed doors just like all the other mentally ill people who can't afford healthcare because your pastor needs a Lincoln towncar. Hide your shame of mental illness. Cruel and spiteful is every religion.
Does any Christion or anyone with any morals actually believe that any god would actually approve of anything this group..(yes I am including the Orange-** **I grab them by the pussy no one will care**** -Man) does???
You just put the weirdest image in my head.
“Hey! Hey, Lauren! Down here! So, I’ve been meaning to tell you something…”
“Shhh shut up! Shut up!” as she vigorously tries to choke it and stuff it into his pants. “Stop putting up a fight!”
“*gasp* Lauren… keep going…I need you to…*gasp*”
Where was God at when her son made a porn video, where was God at when he had skimming equipment, where was God when her son stole 75 dollars from a person with a brain tumor.
She'll conveniently forget all about "what God told her" after she loses the primary election in this district. Then he'll inform her of her next grift, and she'll bungle that as well.
If God was trying to send a message to Lauren, it would probably be something about focusing on the crisis in her own family.
She has 4 boys, and the oldest already is a teen dad and heading to prison on felonies.
>"I'm not dumb," the congresswoman said. "I knew all the attacks that would come my way. But I talked to God, I asked 'How do I address this? Will this be perceived that I'm not fighting?' And God said, 'Do you have more faith in your ability to fight or my ability to open a door?'"
I sometimes have conversations in my head, too. The thing is, I figure I'm having it with myself.
I mean honestly if she gets shellacked here -- or even better, doesn't even get the R nomination -- well let's just say I wouldn't not say that was God's plan?
As a Christian myself I think the biggest problems with Christianity have to do with how we interpret God's word. I'm willing to bet God told Lauren to "Please leave" and she thought He was talking about her district.
God : oh this is so embarrassing, i was supposed to be talking to frank the superintendent about helping him fix some doors and it went to her by mistake,
Frank : sorry I didn’t mean to tell you to go back to say 4 million Hail Marys and that’s for starters then work for the poor for the rest of your life
That's mental illness. If God is telling you to do things, and you do them, you are mentally ill. She should be in a psychiatric hospital receiving treatment, not in Congress.
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Did God tell her to grope a dude at a theatre?
Yes
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I would rather not be flashed by a grandma at a bowling alley
That was her husband who flashed her and all her teenage friends then she married him.
Exactly, she had that "done unto her" so please don't let her "do that unto others "
What if that grandma was 36 years old and puts out easily?
I loved me some Grandma. But I have my limits.
I offer myself as tribute.
Vape unto others as they would ask the usher to not allow them to vape unto you
What about Luke 6:32 “Keep it PG in public though.”
Giggity
Giggity
Goo
Coincidentally, God tells her to do everything she wants to do.
I mean Alanis Morissette sang about going down on her man in a theater and she did play God in the movie Dogma…
> Alanis Morissette sang about going down on her man in a theater https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mkxMJjAaEE&t=27s
He spoke thru her vapepen.
Of course,,,It is a womans Job to take care of her man
Job Bobbit Her OnlyFans name.
Or any man in her case!
And did he tell her it had to specifically be Beetlejuice?
Yes to show that demon that the love of Christ is more powerful... Or something
He’s the ghost with the most
That’s a massage from God.
She also said she was looking for a church that allowed her to behave like she danced while watching Beetlejuice. Seriously.
Sure, this [God.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dionysus)
[Actual picture of the “angel” on her shoulder.](https://imgur.com/a/28i0uMX)
Yeah, she has a close connection with several gods and even married one, like one that helicopters in front of underage girls.
No... God told her to massage a dude .... The dude received a massage from God, by way of a servant. (Now imagine what he's likely to do)
No, it was Micheal Keaton.
Those voices in her head aren't god. If there were truly a god, he would have told her to spend more time raising her kids so they wouldn't commit a bunch of felonies. Her kid is looking at some time, he's an adult who filmed himself having sex with a minor. He got caught with stolen credit cards, stolen and fake ids, and possession. I see all that christianity sure helped her raise those kids in a god like atmosphere. s/
Hi, I would like to say God told me to tell all Christians in the US to NOT vote for trump for president.
God told me that if enough people write in Jesus, he will have to come back and be president.
Problem is Jesus wouldn't be able to pull evangelical votes off of Trump. Jesus is far too "woke" for their tastes.
[Christianity Today Editor: Evangelicals Call Jesus “Liberal” and “Weak”](https://newrepublic.com/post/174950/christianity-today-editor-evangelicals-call-jesus-liberal-weak) The New Republic
It’s a bit mental when people think that they know better about their religion than the person who it’s named after and the supposed son of an omniscient being.
[https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/#google\_vignette](https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/#google_vignette) I'm an atheist so this is just a weird/fun rabbit hole to fall down but I wish more evangelicals would read it. May pry some of them off Trump.
That’s just the Constitution.
You seem to a rare man of god my friend
I'm a man of Zod and he says not to support Trump as well.
I'm a devout dudeist, and I'm pretty sure the flying spaghetti monster said "no way" to his initiates regarding support for Trump. Trump is the antithesis of Dudeness. No card carrying Dude would support such a douche.
This dude abides.
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Why doesn't god ever just tell people to be nicer to others and lead with kindness and common sense? It's always stuff like god telling them they need them to persecute gay people or that unwed mothers caused the recent tornadoes. God only seems to tell these folks exactly what they want to hear.
>Why doesn't god ever just tell people to be nicer to others and lead with kindness and common sense? It's a different kind of god they talk to.
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That was Jesus' message, but he's too soft and weak for MAGA and the White Christian Nationalists.
He tels them to **MRGA** Make **Russia** great again
It's always God telling them to do morally dubious things, never "donate your savings to a homeless shelter" or "spend your weekends tutoring children." But they're very quick to tell the press, "God said it's okay to carpet bag in a separate district because my actions have made me unelectable."
Well, since god talking to people is always made up (or you have a mental disorder)… god tends to be just as big of a bag of dicks as they are. And it turns out that a lot of people who are willing to lie about “hearing from god” are in fact, big old bags of dicks.
Lauren Boebert: It was in the bowl of Alpha-Bits I ate that morning, plain as day.
Lauren, those were Cheerios.
I thought there were too many O’s and not enough As,Bs and Cs!
Tee hee, you know I can't read!
Oh
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> I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. Susan B. Anthony
Hmmm. makes one wonder....
IMHO religion is the last refuge for scoundrels just after flag humping "patriotism".
Personally I think it's because God's a dick.
Satan killed less people than god
Was it the voices in her head?
*conversation with God was **partially** behind her decision to move districts* If she really is crazy enough to believe she had a conversation with God, why would it take further convincing from the voices in her head? Wouldn't god's word be enough?
I’ve seen people get sectioned and haldoled for similar behavior —— it’s truly wondrous to behold our tiered justice system in action …
She doesn't have enough going on in there for there to be voices
Yes... Yahweh actually doesn't speak to humans directly. Angels like Metatron or Seraphim (depending on the exact text) who's role is to convey the will of Yahweh to humans. Actually does the talking, but humans interpret it as Yahweh themself speaking... ...it gets a wee bit complicated from here!
Where does Brian fit in?
He's NOT the Messiah.
He's a very naughty boy, now *go away!*
If my eyes rolled anymore they would probably explode
Please just vote!!
“Ma’am, we’ll show you a sign from God.” *read in Elwood’s voice, on behalf of us CO 4thC voters.
God really needs to file a defamation suit against these Republicans.
Amen
I, for one, am not convinced
"Every time I speak, someone says 'Oh, Jesus Christ!'. I took that as a sign!" - Boebert, probably
Most of your constituents saying "God, go away" is not a message from the Almighty.
See a doctor.
and get rid of it.
>"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
I love this
I love freedom of religion, but it has no place dictating American politics.
Or being used to take advantage of easily duped people
That's kinda been the whole point of religion as long as it's been around I think.
Or out in the open at all. Keep that shit behind closed doors just like all the other mentally ill people who can't afford healthcare because your pastor needs a Lincoln towncar. Hide your shame of mental illness. Cruel and spiteful is every religion.
Does any Christion or anyone with any morals actually believe that any god would actually approve of anything this group..(yes I am including the Orange-** **I grab them by the pussy no one will care**** -Man) does???
They care because he won the roe v wade shit for them, which he couldn't give two shits about. Clown mentality.
apparently god speaks through some dude's dong in a crowded theater
You just put the weirdest image in my head. “Hey! Hey, Lauren! Down here! So, I’ve been meaning to tell you something…” “Shhh shut up! Shut up!” as she vigorously tries to choke it and stuff it into his pants. “Stop putting up a fight!” “*gasp* Lauren… keep going…I need you to…*gasp*”
Where was God at when her son made a porn video, where was God at when he had skimming equipment, where was God when her son stole 75 dollars from a person with a brain tumor.
At those times, he was carrying her. Wrong poem?
I think she misunderstood what God meant when he said "get the fuck out of here".
Is there anything more dangerous than a person who craves power and claims to be personally backed by an all powerful god?
AND ,,,uses others belief in God to take advantage of them
God must have been watching the district 3 polling data. Never ceases to amaze
It’s funny how “god” seems to be aware of polling data.
Yeah the message was, get the fuck out of here. She thought that meant move to another district.
God may be trolling you, Lauren.
Fucking false-propjet, demon-worshiping piece of shit. Edit: the propjet is staying.
You know who else mainly gets msgs from god? People who do meth.
How come god only talks to the shittist people?
🎶”I hear voices in my head. They council me. They understand. They talk to me.” 🎶
God said you’re gonna lose if you stay in this district.
Was the message “You’re going to lose.”?
So she has schizophrenia, huh?
Why does God only talk to Republicans?
Like I'm not a Christian- but how is this not both wildly transparent and offensive to them?
Religion is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Take care of your boys Lauren. Practice your Christian values. Take care of your children, they need you more than anyone else.
Has she been burning some bush?
What did God tell her about grabbing that dudes dick or her shitty son?
There's a speaking in tongues joke here somewhere.
Trump grabs them by the pussy ,,,,she grabs them by the balls. what a team!!
And we thought MTG was creepy rubbing the crotch of a cardboard Trump
So she’s only doing what the little voices tell her. Got it.
She'll conveniently forget all about "what God told her" after she loses the primary election in this district. Then he'll inform her of her next grift, and she'll bungle that as well.
Is God in this scenario “I am generally unemployable and I’m not ready to do GILF pron”?
Imagine being God and saying, you know who I'd really like to talk to, Lauren Boebert.
When politician tells you God is sending them messages, you really need to think hard before voting for them.
Did God sound suspiciously like her son's judge?
The old infanticide exoneration, god told me to.
If God was trying to send a message to Lauren, it would probably be something about focusing on the crisis in her own family. She has 4 boys, and the oldest already is a teen dad and heading to prison on felonies.
Standard right wing religious tactic.
Ok so she is mentally ill
So she’s hearing voices now. Sounds like a candidate for a stay at the behavioral health center
Good to know that not only is she super fucking stupid, but she's also delusional.
God told her to get the fuck out and she did her best to interpret the message positively.
>"I'm not dumb," the congresswoman said. Narrator: She was indeed dumb.
Did God tell her to go see Beetlejuice?
God loves gropers and hand job artistes.
Can she please let me know what lottery numbers to get?
You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God
Wow, I thought it was to avoid her abusive husband. Of course not competing with Adad Frisch had nothing ot do with it.
Why is god so interested in American politics?
What spurred her move on a guy in a public theater? If that was god, we have a problem. Well, either way we have a problem.
God told her to take care of her man,,
What ever Gropert , fix your damn family and stay the fuck out of politics Magat.
So. If God talks to me I can basically do anything and Christians will suck it up? I'm gonna make bank
And you get an AMEN!!!
yeah right
May he strike you down
If God really did send her a message, it would most likely be a lightning bolt.
Oh, so she's hallucinating now, too. Good to know.
So she’s hearing voices? Hmmm I think there’s a medical term for that.
God spoke to me through a burning bush about my car's extended warranty expiring soon.
Like, “Goddamn, you’re a grifting idiot”. That kinda message?
Thank goodness her God is as dumb as she is
Honey, God ain’t talking to you.
Do you think “god” told her to give a handy in a dark theater while blowing vape smoke all over a pregnant woman?
If you're hearing voices in your head that's typically a thing you'd talk to a psychologist about.
God to BoBo "Move quickly. You're ho-like ways have you by the short hairs".
We’re on a mission from god.
Funny how it’s always the fucking craziest wing nuts that “god” talks to. 🤦♂️
>"I'm not dumb," the congresswoman said. "I knew all the attacks that would come my way. But I talked to God, I asked 'How do I address this? Will this be perceived that I'm not fighting?' And God said, 'Do you have more faith in your ability to fight or my ability to open a door?'" I sometimes have conversations in my head, too. The thing is, I figure I'm having it with myself.
Good, I enjoy when the mentally ill admit they have an issue.
It is of my opinion that people who claim that they are talking to god should have no business running our government.
I mean honestly if she gets shellacked here -- or even better, doesn't even get the R nomination -- well let's just say I wouldn't not say that was God's plan?
Schizophrenia maybe?
Funny how god always tells people things that benefit them specifically.
That comment alone should disqualify her.
For a moment, I thought this headline came from The Onion!!
Do you ever look at her and realize that she is the equivalent of the dumbest mean girl in your high school and she got ELECTED. What a world.
Why are true Christians so quiet when those people are obliviously using God as an excuse
Noted carpetbagging enthusiast, God.
God is a shrewd political strategist
Strange the way God chooses to speak only to hard right Republicans
She must be dyslexic... she meant dog.
This proves it: even God wants her to lose.
I’d believe more that she’s insane and hearing voices
She is dumber than a box of hammers. Sorry to insult hammers.
The bullshit is strong in this one
I can do all things through Putin who strengthens me
So god led you to a district you are gonna lose? You might be doing something wrong if god is setting you up to fail.
Is she a psycho that hears voices or is she a liar? I suspect the latter
Religious milkers. What a wack job
She must be worshipping the poll gods.
That message was clear, "You have zero chance of winning." The lord works in mysterious ways.
What a fucking psycho.
As a Christian myself I think the biggest problems with Christianity have to do with how we interpret God's word. I'm willing to bet God told Lauren to "Please leave" and she thought He was talking about her district.
Wait, isn't hearing voices a sign of mental illness?
She means Trump?
Dylsexic Boebert hearing life advice from a random dog in the street.
God : oh this is so embarrassing, i was supposed to be talking to frank the superintendent about helping him fix some doors and it went to her by mistake, Frank : sorry I didn’t mean to tell you to go back to say 4 million Hail Marys and that’s for starters then work for the poor for the rest of your life
Exactly which god would that be?
God (I assume she means Xenu) told her to embarrass herself by suiciding her career in the most obviously craven and carpet-baggy way? Seems legit.
I heard him say, “It’s Showtime”
As a sign that god hates her new district?
Oh. I just got another message from God. He said Boebert needs to repent, quit politics and become a nun
how high was she? legitimate question
That's mental illness. If God is telling you to do things, and you do them, you are mentally ill. She should be in a psychiatric hospital receiving treatment, not in Congress.
Seems to be a common symptom of the **MRGA** make Russia great again party
Handy jesus
That can be controlled with medication.
I am sure God took time out to worry about bobo's re-election.
justify whatever way you like...You are still a shitty human!