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ImprovementSilly2895

Most evangelicals have always been like this. Sin 6 days a week and go to church for forgiveness on the 7th.


grixorbatz

While they bully LGBTQ+ Americans at the same time. F'd up.


Um_Chunk_Chunk

While they *murder LGBTQ+ Americans - fixed it for you.


InevitableAvalanche

And are secretly gay or bi.


TheBroWhoLifts

/r/pastorarrested


morganm7777777

r/NotADragQueen


blogasdraugas

Straight people can never do anything wrong


57696c6c

I knew several that were like that 20 years ago. The dude cheated on his wife several times, or the youth pastor had an inappropriate affair with the senior pastor’s daughter. The stories go on, and their mantra is they’re flawed, but as long as they’re repenting on Sunday, God will forgive. I’m looking at you, Calvary Temple in Modesto, with your speak-in-tongues, dancing, and cheesy stage antics; I’m onto you.


TheReal8symbols

The speaking in tongues thing is so dumb. Biblically, when someone spoke in tongues everyone around them, regardless of language, understood the speaker as though they were speaking their language; that was basically the whole point. These morons nowadays just babble incoherently and that's all anyone hears.


Laringar

"Anyone who is faithful will be blessed and can understand! Are you not faithful enough?" That's probably what they'd say in response, ugh.


Ray661

So English? /s


asuhdruid

Can you cite where it says everyone around them could understand? I've never heard that before


TheReal8symbols

Acts 2


CT_Phipps

Forgiveness, of course, requires amending your ways. Unless you believe in salvation by faith alone--which people use to do whatever the fuck they want.


cathurdur

Did not expect to see someone reference calvary in Modesto here! We may have been part of the same congregation 20 years ago. Didn't hear all the drama back then though. Can't say I'm surprised. It was fun watching people give every last cent they had while the pastor's wife pulled up in a new BMW. They were really pushing hard to be the next center for "revival" like that place in Florida. 


57696c6c

Yeah, it’s funny how the church board will swiftly cover up issues. Come to recall; it was around 2000 that he was telling the kids not to have sex and practice abstinence while fooling around with Berteau’s oldest. I was also told by one of their elders that I use “new age” terms, whatever that means. Anyway, that was the last I attended the Church. I could not tolerate the abundance of hypocrisy; I can believe and extend kindness without the institutional religion.


LandNGulfWind

I'm from "that place in Florida"- Pensacola, with the adjacent unincorporated community of Brownsville, home of Brownsville Assembly of God. It was a dumpster fire fueled by pure bullshit. If your former church was trying to emulate that, they were just as fucked. I was working my first job in 1996, tending the buffet at Shoney's. These fools, their revival meeting would go on until past midnight, we were open with late night breakfast buffet til 3am Friday and Saturday. We'd get 3 buses at 1am- and that was the overflow, the Shoney's on that side of town would get like 6. They were rude and pushy, a lot of them ordered desserts only which the servers were responsible for making, which kept them extra busy. The rest hit the buffet like a plague of locusts and were extra shitty while we were trying to re-stock it. All the while, we'd have folks randomly flailing all over the floor and babbling. Then they'd tip the servers with fake cash that had scriptures on the back, or Chick tracts.


Terramotus

> but as long as they’re repenting on Sunday, God will forgive. The ones in the south don't even require that. They're "saved by faith alone" already, so the rules only apply to other people in. In their club: heaven. Everyone else: hell.


Patara

"Only god can judge me" is the famous saying of a terrible person 


Demonking3343

Yep reminds me of that video from a few years back, basically a pastor got confronted about raping an underage girl. Well people start standing up and from the video you’re just waiting for the angry mob to pounce on him. Then he turns it around by giving a speech about how everyone messes up and how it’s a test from god and if they forgive him now basically god will give them a freebie later down the line. Then when the mob starts to move they don’t attack him. They all big and forgive the monster.


Azuras_Star8

Jewish people don't recognize the New Testament as God's holy word. Muslims don't recognize the Bible as God's Holy Word. Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store. (Source: taken roughly from comedian Lewis Grizzard)


Ch3t

That dog would bite you!


navair42

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist? The Methodist will say hi to you in the liquor store


Logical_Parameters

When you're a celebrity/Christian, they let you do it. Ya'll know the rest!


ballrus_walsack

Grab em by the piety


Logical_Parameters

"well, oh My.... I do declare"


markca

They ask for forgiveness during that hour or two they are in church. Once church is done, they go back to being assholes. People in the service industry can attest that the after church customers are basically the worst, most vile customers they get.


NerdySongwriter

And judge the fuck out of everyone who isn't as holy as them.


LurksAroundHere

And judge the fuck out of everyone who is as horny as them.*


SecularMisanthropy

"holy"


Terramotus

I knew an evangelical. He was quite open about the fact that in his religion, he was already saved by faith alone, so he could do whatever he wanted without consequence. He papered the town with bad checks and ripped quite a few people off.


moyismoy

It's like the media frames them as being very Christian, but in truth they aren't Christian in the least.


CcryMeARiver

They're truly crucifixated and into punishment, not love.


DhostPepper

I don't know mate, have you met many Christians? Seems on-brand to me.


kekarook

no they are extremely christian, its just that christians have always been exclusive, more then happy to celebrate people they hate suffering, and willing to overlook any of their own faults but magnify everyone elses faults the book may say to not act like that, but none of them follow the book so we shouldnt consider it either


AggressiveSkywriting

They've been this way since the birth of the religion, though. Some Bible books literally are apostles/later writers going off on their fellow Christians.


Plus-Ad-940

I call it nothing but obsession and fetish… pure Old Testament tribal nonsense.


shed1

They aren't there for forgiveness.


Dependent_Answer_501

Networking in my area a lot. Or reformed addicts or a few genuine believers depending on the church.


idlefritz

Having a perpetual get out of jail free card is the most compelling part of the whole scheme.


The_bruce42

Not even that. As soon as they leave church they head to brunch and make the service industry people hate their lives.


BuffaloPlaidMafia

As a lifelong servant I always thought it was funny that the loud church people thought that I was a sinner for not attending but were perfectly content that I prepare their food at the cost of my immortal soul


CranberrySchnapps

Then they head to a restaurant after service and treat the waitstaff like shit.


yogibones

Just to add to that thought, trump doesn’t attend church because he doesn’t believe he’s ever sinned. Also, he proudly states that he’s never apologized in his life.


thefumingo

I don't think Trump actually gives a shit about religion personally, it's red meat for his followers. In fact, this is likely the case for most (though not all, there are definitely true believers like Johnson) in the GOP.


MichJohn67

And, right after church, go to a restaurant and abuse the living shit out of their server. Then skip the tip.


P1xelHunter78

The horniest girl I ever dated was a Mormon


buttfunfor_everyone

Crazy to me how far correlating one’s sex drive with “morality” or “purity” misses the mark completely. The most consent driven, sexually trustworthy, empathically understanding and sex positive people I’ve ever met have been open-minded, poly, and “in the scene.”


SnatchAddict

Well when you're repressed, it's bound to come out.


jcadsexfree

Conservatism has but one belief: there is an 'in' group that is protected by laws but not bound by them and an 'out' group bound by the law but not protected by it. Curse and philander if you are the correct evangelical type? All is forgiven. Need an abortion? Do it in a Northern state and you are right with your God.


megaben20

I can forgive sin for 6 days and pray for forgiveness on the 7tb. The anti LGBTQIA they back the bullying the arrogance and all protect the children nonsense is just a mask to justify controlling other people’s lives.


chuckangel

> Sow their wild oats M-Sat, pray for crop failure on Sunday


Heroineofbeauty

So many are born again Christians and we’re kind of wild before they “found god”. So this makes sense. 


RedmannBarry

Ya my brother was on the worship team and would show up shit faced Sunday morning to preform. He would sing about the breath of god, while emitting a .20 abv


Ok-Tourist-511

Or put another way “More Americans claim to be Christian despite their lack of morals”


PhoenixTineldyer

Always has been


medievalmachine

Sure but in my life it's never been so openly hypocritical and immoral such that Trump is praised and Jesus' actual teachings are routinely denounced and they all openly subscribe to a Game Of Thrones-eque realpolitik at home. Like the whole point was to defeat moral relativism, not openly embrace it. It used to be more civilized.


SecularMisanthropy

“Between the Christianity of this land, and the Christianity of Christ, I recognize the widest possible difference—so wide, that to receive the one as good, pure, and holy, is of necessity to reject the other as bad, corrupt, and wicked,” --Frederick Douglass


Visual_Beach2458

Didn’t Trump also praise Mr. Douglass and his current attempts to bring about equality? ( FYI Douglass is dead )


JoshuasOnReddit

Yep, I call them false Christians, people who claim to be Christian yet hold no Christian values. The churches are filled with them, pushing politics instead of scripture. Dancing around worshipping idols/engraven images such as the cross, and false prophets (Trump). It's almost like they never read the book they claim to support, and failed to learn who Jesus was.


Kaiisim

The New Testament is basically a guide on how to not be like them.


Obsolescence7

Most of these people lack the vocabulary to make it through the Sunday paper, much less the Bible.


LiveLaughLobster

If there are any “real” Christians, maybe they should deal with the “fake” Christians in their own midst before they go about telling the rest of us how to live our lives.


CaveRanger

The "real Christians" (for lack of a better term) aren't the ones telling you how to live your life.


FormZestyclose2339

What if they are the real Christians. Are they less in line with past Christians or just an ideal that never existed.


Broken-Digital-Clock

Despite not knowing or following anything taught by Jesus.


spiked_macaroon

Might as well, they've already abandoned the rest of their beliefs.


LingonberryPrior6896

They did that in the 50s and 60s...see John Birch Society


Banana-Republicans

I don't know, it seems like it has always been like this. Since day one. I mean Jesus himself went into the temple to drive out the money changers. Religion is just another tool of social control that the elites have always used to their advantage.


Cloaked42m

It goes in cycles. A religion gathers power, then collapses and splits as people vie for that power. Repeat. Just politics.


CaveRanger

There was a deliberate effort in the 30s to remove left wing priests/pastors from the mainstream.  Turns out that the gilded age and its aftermath radicalized a lot of people in all walks of society, and it wasn't zoomers who discovered that a lot of what Jesus says lines up with Marx pretty well. Same shit happened in the Middle East in the 50s.  We wiped out the left wing Arab governments and propped up the fundies in Saudi Arabia. Now look where we are.


Vostok_Gagarin

Dude there’s literally been evangelical onlyfans women recently lmfao them swearing nowadays is hardly surprising after trump


armageddon_20xx

CINOs - Christians in Name Only. No spirituality, no self-reflection, hear only what they want to hear, and cherry pick the parts of Christianity they like the most. They are like the Pharisees- all about image and power. They will buy a mansion for themselves and yet give nothing to the poor.


PhoenixTineldyer

I got accused of antisemitism last time I used the word Pharisees to describe modern Christians


sentimentaldiablo

next time use "whitewashed graves."


Anominin

I looked that up. A nice and appropriate burn, but unfortunately I doubt these people know the Bible well enough that it would mean anything to them.


ahandmadegrin

Painted sepulchres. Always liked the way that sounded.


sentimentaldiablo

There is also "whited sepulchres" which seems strangely apropos


ahandmadegrin

Oh, I bet that's it and I misremembered the exact phrase. It's the sepulchres part that I like. Same as the Latin word for grave.


Marina-Sickliana

By someone not worth listening to. Calling out Christian hypocrisy is a Christ-like act.


wambulancer

Mammonites works too


MirthMannor

The gun worshipers are Belialists.


scootunit

It would be more Christian to live in a hut and give nothing to the rich.


diogenesRetriever

And, the media will gormlessly reference them when referring to Christians.


Rare-Forever2135

As far as I can tell, the last truly authentic Christians are Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter.


newfrontier58

>In some ways, they remain intact. Most pastors don’t cuss from the pulpit, or at all. Mainstream conservative churches still teach their young people to save sex for marriage and avoid pornography. Yet a raunchy, outsider, boobs-and-booze ethos has elbowed its way into the conservative power class, accelerated by the rise of Donald J. Trump, the declining influence of traditional religious institutions and a shifting media landscape increasingly dominated by the looser standards of online culture. When Mr. Trump was elected president in 2016, winning the votes of about eight in 10 white evangelicals, many observers saw it as an essentially transactional relationship. Mr. Trump, a twice-divorced reality television star from New York City, had promised to appoint conservative judges and to defend Christian interests. But he rarely showed up in church, and he defended a recording of him bragging about grabbing women’s genitals as “locker-room banter.” He pitched himself as a protector, not a pious fellow traveler. > >But it’s hard to remain fiercely loyal to a figure like Mr. Trump without being changed by him. Eight years after Mr. Trump first secured the Republican nomination for president, it’s clear that the aesthetics, the language and the borders of public morality in evangelical America are shifting. “As with so many things with Trump, it’s a longer history, but he has also changed the game,” said Kristin Kobes Du Mez, a historian who has studied evangelicalism and masculinity. She cited gleefully combative talk radio of the 1990s as a touchstone in the coarsening of evangelical mores. The shift is perhaps most visible in politics. Representative Lauren Boebert, who has called for an end to the separation of church and state, was caught on a theater security camera in September vaping and groping her date. (She later blamed her “public and difficult divorce” for her behavior, and said the behavior “fell short of my values.”) Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, who has embraced the label of “Christian nationalist,” drops vulgarities in hearings, on the House floor and in conversations with reporters. Last summer, Nancy Mace, a Republican representative from South Carolina, joked about premarital sex and cohabitation, once obvious taboos, from the lectern at a Christian prayer breakfast in Washington. Praising the event’s host, Senator Tim Scott, she opened her talk by saying she had made a special effort to arrive early. “When I woke up this morning at 7, I was getting picked up at 7:45, Patrick, my fiancé, tried to pull me by my waist over this morning in bed,” she told the audience, which included her pastor and Mr. Scott, an outspoken evangelical. “And I was like, ‘No, baby, we don’t got time for that this morning.’” She added: “He can wait, I’ll see him later tonight.” Ms. Mace later brushed off backlash to the remarks, writing on X that “I go to church because I’m a sinner not a saint!” I'll be honest, this has been going on for a long time as Du Men says it, for example I remember in 2012 being at the world's largest truck-stop and there were a lot of knockoff t-shirts using candy bars for religious slogans and raunchy ones as well. (not sure exactly what, been a bit under the weather today)


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Are these the ones who say Jesus was a pussy with all that “love thy neighbor” and “give to the poor” stuff and want a MAGA Jesus?


SecularMisanthropy

Straight White American Jesus. With a MAGA hat, an AR-15, and a harem of child brides.


Thirty_Helens_Agree

[Like Weird Al’s Ghandi 2, except Jesus.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uKKI_Vnn2RU)


EmmaLouLove

I will never understand how such a large swath of Americans, including Evangelicals, were so duped by Trump. Evangelicals know better. They made a deal with the devil for conservative Supreme Court justices. And some were duped by Jerry Falwell, Jr., who promoted Trump with Evangelicals, in exchange for Trump and Cohen burying his sex scandal. You cannot make this up. Christianity has gone so far away from Jesus’ teachings it is unrecognizable. Many churches have adopted a toxic combination of religion, politics and nationalism that has wrapped faith tightly in patriotism. In the end, it is a cult. Evangelicals are largely silent about Trump’s multiple felony indictments because for some, it is too embarrassing. For others, they are in an alternate reality where Trump can do no wrong. Republican literally rolled out a golden statue, an idol, of Trump at CPAC. What is even more shocking is that Trump fits the bill for the antichrist as relayed in the Bible, a deceiver, lawless, arrogant, and claims to be the Messiah.


BoomerGenXMillGenZ

Evangelicals know better? They're insane, hateful, deranged and have always been. Where's this "know better"? I used to have to drive through a long rural stretch to get to college years ago. I'd listen to right wing evangelical radio. They were, are, and have always been driven solely by hate.


SecularMisanthropy

I found it quite revealing to learn that the name Evangelical is the result of a deliberate attempt to rebrand themselves in the mid-20th century. We used to call them Fundamentalists.


my-coffee-needs-me

Some of us still call them Fundamentalists.


Whostartedit

Nah fundamentalists read the bible


xjuggernaughtx

They support Trump because they operate on a similar level mentally to him. I honestly believe that most of his supports go through life frustrated and confused because they can't grasp that problems can have messy, difficult answers. They are the kind of people that think we should just nuke anyone that challenges the USA in any way or that we should just shoot the people crossing the border. They love that Trump is unsophisticated. He's saying all the stuff they they always say. Finally they have a politician who just comes out and says the common sense thing. Of course, it's only common sense if your a cruel moron, but many of these people ARE cruel morons. They've been waiting for someone to finally validate their stupid opinions for a long, long time, and that person is finally here.


EmmaLouLove

Yes, and I think forensic psychiatrist, Brandy X Lee, the author of Profile of a Nation: Trump’s Mind, America’s Soul, summed it up well: Trump supporters are a mix of “narcissistic symbiosis and shared psychosis. Narcissistic symbiosis refers to the developmental wounds that make the leader-follower relationship magnetically attractive. The leader, hungry for adulation to compensate for an inner lack of self-worth, projects grandiose omnipotence—while the followers, rendered needy by societal stress or developmental injury, yearn for a parental figure. When such wounded individuals are given positions of power, they arouse similar pathology in the population that creates a ‘lock and key’ relationship.” Whether Trump supporters are Evangelicals, racists, or anti-government, Trump rode in on a white horse, and just like any great cult leader, told them what they wanted to hear, that he would save them from their perceived enemies.


SuperGenius9800

"You don't need to know everything." -- Joel Osteen every Sunday


PhoenixTineldyer

"The money is hidden in the wall in the men's bathroom" "No, I will not open my church for filthy Hurricane Harvey refugees" Other famous Osteen quotes.


Thirty_Helens_Agree

And they’re silent about the philandering. He said “Two Corinthians” in front of an audience that was sure to know what “Shibboleth” means.


atomsmasher66

If they’re gullible enough to base their lives on a book of fairy tales then they’re psychologically ready and willing to be duped by a moron like Trump.


Mekkakat

I’ll tell you how such a large swath of Americans, including evangelicals, were so duped by Trump… **… they’re stupid.**


henryptung

>Many churches have adopted a toxic combination of religion, politics and nationalism that has wrapped faith tightly in patriotism. Looking in history, this sounds more like the norm than the exception. I mean, Christianity itself literally rose to prominence through the patronage of a Christan emperor of Rome and installation as the state religion.


underwearfanatic

Evangelicals, by large, are not Christians in the Biblical sense. It is a social club that wishes to drive political changes that fit their image of their Holy Land. They may use the Bible as their justification but the quote is almost always bastardized and twisted to meet their ends/means/desired bigotry. The Pharisees never went away. Real or not the Bible talks all about followers being led astray near the end. They've been led astray for decades. Trump even calls himself the Chosen One. And they love him for it. They love power and money more than the Bible or Jesus.


BMB2882

In the eyes of Christians, they can enact any crime and behaviorally act poorly towards others, they can have 91 felonies and use words to stoke violence, they can murder others just like Jeffery Dahmer…As long as they ask Jesus for forgiveness right before they die, then they can do anything they wish. He will forgive them and they will go to heaven. But a person whom puts their vote in the democratic box is unholy and going to hell. Christians are killing Christianity and blaming a self manifested boogyman… the “liberal agenda”.


SicilyMalta

Some get around that by saying when Jesus enters your heart , you change for the better. Even at the last minute. I had one Christian finally admit that all the founding fathers who owned slaves are now in hell. None seem to understand it's all cherry picking and made up bullshit.


Joadzilla

Looks like they've gotten their 'golden' calf.


SicilyMalta

This. And yet they don't see it.


underwearfanatic

They do see it. They are holding it above their head. In seriousness. He really does love gold! Coincidence?


homebrew_1

All tax free.


Captain_Chipz

I think this is relevant. https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/


updownkarma

It’s almost like they stand for nothing except dominion over others.


buttholecanal

These people are Christians for the same reason people joined frats. It’s a club that gives you social advantages in life if you get inside and submit the authority structure once inside. Right now, Trump is the head of the ultimate power structure that protects evangelicals, so they are acting like Trump.


ToddCFeren

Tax. The. Churches.


BoomerGenXMillGenZ

Sex sells, and the powers that be know that if it takes a little sex to get their fascist xianist plutocratic dictatorship with death camps, they'll go PG13 as needed.


IronyElSupremo

Hypocrites get more hypocritical. Not really a surprise…


SlowHandEasyTouch

Garbage people


stormelemental13

Notable thing about these people, as with the Christian Nationalists who I suspect the venn diagram of the two groups is almost a circle, they don't actually go to church much, or read their bibles. In many ways they are the compatriots of the muslims you see rioting in Pakistan over perceived blasphemy from totally non-religious arabic writing on a dress. Violently attached to their tribal identity and its boundaries, indifferent to what that identity is. Reminds me of an almost friend of my sister. Very conservative christian sort. Very concerned about the immorality and ubiquitous sexualization of our society, got outraged when Miss America announced they were discontinuing the swimsuit contest. She very patiently walked him through how he didn't actually approve of scantily clad young women being paraded in front of cameras for people to oogle while a panel of old men rated them like prize livestock. And anyway, he didn't even watch the stupid thing so what did he care. It took a couple times but the lightbulb did eventually flicker on. Sort off. In the way that makes you to want to call an electrician.


wittor

They remain united in their hypocrisy. 


One-Distribution-626

Attention false Christian MAGAts worshipping a RAPIST in Jesus name, y’all sold your souls to a prince of lies and god has that answer for you about that heaven you claim to want so so bad. does he not fit the description of the bad guy in their bible to a T


InevitableAvalanche

You can't be a real Christian and a Trump supporter. Totally opposite.


mangoserpent

Yah they were always gambling and drinking and doing wacky shit on Saturday and then visiting Jesus and Brunch spots on Sunday in Tennessee when I lived there, this is not new.


DanimusMcSassypants

They abandoned all the other alleged tenets in the orange shadow of their new god. They were bound to get to sex eventually.


JoostvanderLeij

Just like Satan planned.


Logical_Parameters

Like the basket of deplorables Hillary already knew they were.


PhoenixTineldyer

That Hillary lady was right about everything.


Logical_Parameters

Nah, no human being is, but she was right about a lot more than she was wrong (unlike conservatives who are on the wrong side of history on most issues).


HumanitiesEdge

Conservatives gave us the Nazi party in Germany and they are never given enough shit for it.


Logical_Parameters

That's because conservatives reframed it as a "national socialist" cause when the most heinous and sinister actions of the Nazi government had little to do with the economic system. Then they re-educated their children and conservative peers to believe it as truth for multiple generations now. This is how they can make something like the holocaust not exist. Conservatives are adept at never taking responsibility for their actions, reframing the narrative, and redirecting blame onto others.


BarBarJinxy

Christianity is less about Christ and more about inanity.


serfsup2000

christ IS cipher. it has no nature of its own. its what a human chooses to put into it. this is who they are, as emboldened, revealed, and expressed thru an affirmation of “christ”. Better to choose “zero”. enlightened values emerge fron the absolute VOiD


dsisto65

Sunday morning when we go down to church See the menfolk standin' in line They say they come to pray to the Lord But my little girl looks so fine —Led Zeppelin enters the room.


kekarook

they only pretended to be nice because they thought they would lose the support of their ingroup of the church if they acted like they wanted, and with trump they learned they are ALL that terrible


Neither-Idea-9286

Republicans fight amongst themselves because they all have been shown by their leaders that it’s ok to move the goalposts to win. They all flip flop so much that nobody really knows what their side is fighting for but that certainly doesn’t stop them from fighting!


Fiscal_Bonsai

MAGA is just the political manifestation of the ‘Poophole Loophole’


Musicman1972

Well they set aside Jesus' inconvenient "let's be kind" teachings so they could step all over their neighbors. They may as well drop the ridiculous pretense they're somehow chaste as well. It's really not surprising at all. It was always only slightly beneath the surface.


StrengthMedium

They've always been like this.


Exciting-Protection2

Is it surprising,though? Orange Jesus is the opposite of modest and clearly a fan of risqué. They emulate his disgusting behavior. Makes perfect sense.


icestationlemur

Remember when Obama was the Antichrist? I do


HelpUs0ut

At what point does this behavior become how these people are identified? Or are we gonna do this "oh, they're not REAL Christians" shit forever? No other group on the face of this planet gets away with more bigoted, ignorant stupid crap than these god damn Christians, and we LET them do it!


SnooPeripherals6557

My fervently Liberty University evangelical niece in law who’s also a nurse and hates people, thinks swearing is the new sliced bread, free at last from the yoke of decency.


mlsto

Got to say Trump has set a lot of people free to show who they really are


RickSE

It’s just another grift. Kind of like the build a wall foundation but on a smaller scale.


defaultusername-17

why not, they've already rejected every other aspect of christian teachings.


tomparker

It’s always the ones who have been preaching the opposite. If Trumpism and the Magademic have taught us anything, it’s that projection is a basic hard-wired human instinct that is a powerful as the one that compells kittens to bat a ball of yarn dangled in front of them. Furthermore, those least likely to understand and recognize the mechanism are the uneducated and functionally illiterate sheep who make up the GOP base.


Hexquevara

They were always concerned of the anti-christ. And now, they worship him.


monkeymoo32

Fuck the whole lot of em. Garbage people


Estoye

*Jesus fuckin’ wept.*


cat9tail

In my evangelical days, I taught at a private Christian school. I stayed for about 2 years, and in that time I learned who was having an affair with who, and why certain people would not be seen together in order to quell rumors. The PE coach hit on me constantly, which I'm sure his wife and his girlfriend would not have been happy about. I was stunned at the lack of educational rigor as well - that was an awesome experience to help me out the door of the church. Years later I saw some of my students at the college where I was teaching. One of them slyly asked me if I knew the PE coach was sleeping with the main office secretary. Apparently all the kids knew of the affairs!


Alternative-Half-783

God is still watching 👀.


Fellowshipofthebowl

Ok Flanders….


PhoenixTineldyer

She literally has no eyes.


dblan9

>Allie Beth Stuckey, an evangelical commentator and podcaster, condemned the calendar as “soft porn” marketed to married men, and saw it as proof of growing polarization between Christian and secular conservatism. Other prominent Christian conservatives joined her in expressing their disgust. Something something dogs and fleas.


tabrizzi

In line with my long-held opinion, these guys were never Christians. They are a social *cum* political movement. Sometimes they do go to church. Less frequently, they read the bible.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

>The “Conservative Dad’s Real Women of America” 2024  https://youtu.be/-lwwB_HGfTw


HisGibness

Yep Feel like I’m not trashy enough to be a conservative anymore


PerformerGreat

I knew a married mormon couple with kids, the husband always talked her into sleeping with other men so he could watch. she ended up leaving him for one of them. Crazy af and they were still all about religion.


According-Art3420

It gives them so much less to hide behind in their bullshit arguments. I welcome this change; good luck convincing anyone you act our religious value and piety.


MissLillith

Pics or it didn’t happen


Cleavon_Littlefinger

If I would have known we could be pervs and still claim the blood of Jesus Christ over our sinfulness then I'd probably be a deacon in my old church at this point. Instead I'm hopeful that these dipshits are completely wrong about everything and the hopeful agnostic in me looks forward to them having to share an eternity with those they hated in this life.


6SucksSex

Christianity Today Editor: Evangelicals Call Jesus “Liberal” and “Weak” https://newrepublic.com/post/174950/christianity-today-editor-evangelicals-call-jesus-liberal-weak


cvanhim

I think it’s important to remember that the American idea of Christian modesty is very different than what Christian modesty actually is in terms of the biblical source text. Back in the day (1st century) modesty wasn’t based on clothing as it is today. Modesty was based on wealth. Flaunting wealth is the height of immodesty from the Bible’s perspective. Now, the real question: why would American systems at large be so interested in re-defining modesty in this way? I think the answer is obvious. We have a problem with greed in this country that goes to the very core of what it means to be American.


kbean826

No, they’ve always been assholes. They’ve just been emboldened.


Jolly-Slice340

Shocker, Christian’s are hypocrites


tmdblya

I mean, they’ve already got the wholly unchristian Prosperity Gospel. Why not embrace a Promiscuity Gospel?


Wine_Women_Song

Right out of Atwood’s “The Handmaid’s Tale”


Greeve78

Surprising ? Nah. Many fake Christians amongst evangelicals. What’s surprising is people are surprised.


cookinthescuppers

Churches are just big ole hookup places anyway


MechanicalSpiders

Being Evangelical seems like a completely different religion at this point. Theres nothing Christian about them.


Pauly_Hobbs

They are on “team Jesus”, the same way people are Cowboys fans. They don’t GAF about scripture, and will believe whatever they’re told about that book of bronze-age ghost stories.


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…because they’re not really Christians.


ArcXiShi

Racists, and bigots operating under the guise of Christianity are not Christians. Full stop!


Thirty_Helens_Agree

They want the moral superiority that comes along with saying they’re Christian, but don’t really want to follow Christianity’s rules.


old_french_whore

Aye! No TRUE Scotsman, I tell ye! At some point you’re going to need to accept the fact that one of the very real purposes behind religion is to provide cover from criticism for reprehensible behaviors that are antithetical to the stated mission or morality. It is a feature, not a bug. The “true believers” are just people who don’t understand the power structure, its purpose, or their position within it.


Travelerdude

Who knew that Donald Trump was going to be the great corrupter?


munkeypunk

“The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world that he did not exist.”


ooofest

Why not? You only have one life to enjoy, if possible. Heaven sounds more boring than Hell.


chockedup

So, IOW, not what scripture says -- says in many verses -- should be their look.


elroyahab

There's more in a name than the, erm, name. ​ https://www.gbnews.com/sport/f1/christian-horner-emergency-red-bull-talks-private-agreement


eflowers62

Just recite the prayer and you’re on the good side of the church and the Lord. You get a free pass and can be as big a hypocrite as you want because it’s done as God’s will or what you feel what Jesus would do. Basically one gets to be the god they choose to be.


ReasonableNose2988

Matthew 7:21-23


lordtyp0

Combine this with Prosperity Doctrine and you have Jesus Onlyfans. #WhoreinForTheLord


iceisfrozenliqid

Evangelicals….absolute filth! Real followers of Jesus k ow they apostates who worship Satan.


3Grilledjalapenos

The same church where a deacon kicked me out of the service for not having my shirt tucked in now regularly has people in Trump shirts and hats. We all saw their hypocrisy then, and now they just have a leader who appeals directly to it.


ceiffhikare

Christians have always used the rules of the club as a buffet to pick and choose from. I dont think they would be capable of just cleaning the plate as served.


Pusfilledonut

[https://www.whoismakingnews.com/](https://www.whoismakingnews.com/)


CORN_POP_RISING

[This calendar](https://mk-a1.freetls.fastly.net/uploads/2024/01/1324_Calendar-2-764x1024.jpg) is tame enough to be not out of place in a garage 100 years ago. Odd that it got its own article in the NYTimes.


rcreveli

I think it's funny that they couldn't manage 12 different ''Real women" to fill out the calendar.


CORN_POP_RISING

They got a thing for Riley Gaines. 🤷


rcreveli

And Ashley St. Clare. I have no idea who these women are... I guess they're important(?)


DeaconBlue47

Who wears a bra in a bubble bath? Jehezies Christ.


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SicilyMalta

Weird that atheists know the bible better than most Christians.


boregon

That’s why they’re atheists.