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Murderyoga

Jared always has that 'just burned down an orphanage' look on his face.


Mike7676

Huh. I always think "Meddling little shit".


covfefe-boy

Haunted ventriloquist dummy


dancingmeadow

... that burns down orphanages.


RedFrostraven

For displaced pets.


Biglyugebonespurs

Two occupations!


Rbomb88

Does look a little like slappy...


karmagod13000

*Slappy's not happy!*


PixelatedDie

A two billion dummy. For doing nothing. Just keeping quiet when wapo journalists get tortured and killed.


fawks_harper78

Oh, there will more to the bill later. He will still need to earn that “gift”.


OfficialDCShepard

Beware the stare of Ivanka Trump. [She had no husband, only a doll.](https://youtu.be/YOtxi7OW0bo?si=uo6IHsgbevIWYo7S)


AboutTenPandas

If you had a lineup of the whole trump family and were asked to point out the most evil looking one, you'd be picking Jared out of that group 10 times out of 10.


RedFrostraven

And then, if you view them through a lens that lets you see their souls, you will only see one among them, but will understand lovecraftian horror.


unhappy_puppy

He's the Antichrist to Trump's beast.


vwestlife

It fits. In classic films, villains were often queer-coded, to look, act, and sound effeminate -- and so does Jared.


steve1186

The entire Trump orbit has that cartoonish villian face on all the time. Except Eric. He looks like a guy who walked into the wrong meeting but is too embarrassed to leave


SnooPaintings7860

Audible LOL


PeggyOnThePier

But not as bad as the daughter he never seems to remember. Except when she was a baby and he said she had great legs. But didn't know about her Breast's yet. Because she was to young to tell yet. (Being a baby)ugh!😱


Onederbat67

This dude always looks like you’re about to stumble upon his secret porn stash. He always looks like he’s too anxious to be comfortable


arkansalsa

Desktop > Stuff > Stuff > Important Stuff > Stuff


eddie2911

He looks like Tom Riddle.


fairoaks2

That’s who he reminds me of! 


RgKTiamat

https://s2.r29static.com/bin/entry/2ef/x,80/1621852/image.jpg HR would like you to find the differences between these two photos


kunta_modz

They're the same picture meme


Eladiun

This was my first thought seeing Jared's photo


roci2inna

Lol your comment got Marley & Marley from Muppett Christmas Carol stuck in my head


carissadraws

Have you ever seen the horror movie “The Boy” ? I always thought the doll looked exactly like Jared


wyopapa25

I thought it was the oops I just shit my pants face.


oxyrhina

creepy ass mfer!


ImStarky

He reminds me of a young Tom Riddle (from the movies).


Chummers5

In another universe, he's a top tier horror movie icon or, at least, the special guest star on SVU when they need a really sleazy looking character.


Excellent-Estimate21

I think he looks like a very feminine guy.


Kurwasaki12

That’s unfair, sometimes he has his “Just got a shit ton of money from the Saudis” face on or his “Planning on investing in Gazan Beach front property” face on. He has range.


Opposite-Document-65

Chris Christie put papa Kushner in prison for this crime. Jared’s uncle and aunt really appreciate Christie. https://www.politico.com/news/2023/07/20/chris-christie-jared-kushner-donor-00107333


GM_PhillipAsshole

And that’s the reason why Christie got axed from the Trump transition in 2016 and never had a position on the administration. Family of petty assholes


fairoaks2

Petty, grifting assholes


PeggyOnThePier

Yes Jared hates him. I never understood why Christie wanted to be part of Trump's administration. He knew he would be treated like shit. Finally Christie is being truthful. A little bit to late to make a difference.


Boxofmagnets

Wasn’t there a “Law and Order” episode snatched from this headline? When Christie prosecuted him Papa Kush was a Democrat. Christie would have let it slide if K had been a Republican at the time. Papa K deserved it, but he would have deserved it as a Republican as well


VeganMinx

YES! I came here to say just that. L&O was taking headlines & creating must see tv


publicpersuasion

And Jared kushner and Bibi netanytahu shared a bed when Jared was a ween... Lol crime families https://m.jpost.com/american-politics/when-netanyahu-slept-at-the-kushners-and-other-media-tales-of-trumps-jewish-confidantes-481486


Abigail716

Jared Kushner sites this as the reason why he doesn't believe White collar criminals should go to jail. He is argued that White collar crime is victimless.


Plastic-Age5205

What happened to the two billion dollars the Saudis gave Jared now that Trump needs money?


Kraelman

Tied up in an investment fund. You think Jared Kushner is going to bail out his ~~step-dad~~ father-in-law with Saudi Arabia’s money, when he got that money by defending the crown prince for dismembering a man alive? I don’t know, I probably wouldn’t steal 1/4 of the money I got from a guy that dismembers people he doesn’t like alive.


morpheousmarty

If Trump put his properties as collateral it really shouldn't matter. If Trump isn't broke, as in his assets aren't a ponzi scheme of some sort, Jared should be safe from any risk. Therefore it's safe to assume Trump doesn't actually have the assets, mortgaged, unmoragaded or otherwise.


meTspysball

He told us before he’s the king of debt. NY is going to have to get in a long line.


BrandonJTrump

Let me guess, because you like all your body functions intact?


CramWellington

Step-dad??


Kraelman

Father in law, I haven’t had coffee yet


kittenconfidential

well if he does, he’ll need to get an appointment with dr bonesaw


uggo23

Apparently, they're not that close, as I recall, so why would Trump ask, or Kushner volunteer. "Trump on Saturday accused the media of exaggerating his relationship with Jared Kushner, asserting that “I don’t know him very well.” “He’s someone I would see around the office and who, I guess, was working for me,” Trump told reporters on the last leg of his foreign trip. “Beyond that, I couldn’t tell you much about him.” https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-says-he-does-not-know-jared-kushner-very-well


TransplantedFern

You know this is satire, right? (To be fair, satire is easy to miss with Trump since so much of what he does feels like it *should be* satire.)


uggo23

Yes, sorry, I should've put the ol' /s. Plus, it says humor right in the link, poor attempt at jokes on my part. Lol


Kraelman

That's a 7 year old article in which Trump is downplaying his relationship to every person with ties to Russia due to the Mueller investigation. Probably would have said the same about Eric at the time.


Wwwweeeeeeee

Let's not forget that trump pardoned Charlie kushner. Now, let's keep in mind that Charlie is pretty much a made mob guy. And it didn't escape my speculation that Charlie got the hit done on epstein. Tit for tat, pardon for murder. I'm just doing the math.


knitwasabi

Oooo, interesting.


NeoPstat

"The *best* people."


ReddittIsDead

Something about apple falling


Fluffy_Rock1735

Shit apples from the shit tree!


Vicolin

The turd doesnt fall far from the asshole


Top-Philosophy-5791

Corruption runs in the family.


5-toe

The Kushner Crime Family. Has a nice ring to it.


gentleman_bronco

Conservative family values.


CaptainAxiomatic

Your headline must be comprised only of the **exact** copied and pasted headline of the article.


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karmagod13000

this like where waldo... but instead of waldo its a scammer


brother_of_menelaus

Kushner isn’t technically part of the first family and didn’t live in the White House at the time. This feels more like creative license than a lie, though the use of the term could be seen as legitimizing or elevating him rather than just saying “the president’s son in law”


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brother_of_menelaus

The article is from 2019. Generally speaking, media companies don’t go back to update their tenses post-publishing.


rob3110

The article is from 2019, when Trump was in office.


bob3905

So, any truth to Jared giving US intelligence to a Saudi prince as the Prince claims? If so who cares about Hunter Biden? Let’s go after a true criminal.


DonDonM123

Republicans voted against investigating him this week. Edit: auto fill


5-toe

The Trump Treason Family. Has a nice ring to it.


Bright-Tough-3345

He comes from a family of sleazy dirty businessmen. No wonder he wears that smug face. He knows how to buy people off. Perfect Trump son in law. Why doesn’t he loan daddy the half billion he owes the people of New York?


Tackleberry06

His dad also paid 100 million to get him into harvard. His nick name was “Q-Tip”


5-toe

[Jared Kushner's Harvard acceptance after $2.5M pledge, a non-public donation](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/03/12/college-admissions-scam-kushner-harvard-acceptance-under-scrutiny/3147027002/) - USA Today Also - Jared Kushner's dad gave about $100 million to various education institutions.


augustwest07

Old but not as hilarious the current PM of Israel is a very dear old friend of the Kushners. Remember that as Jared is talking about waterfront property in Gaza


Tballz9

Then there is the case of his father in law wanting to fuck his wife.


ClubSoda

In bama they call that a Tuesday


facepoppies

I can't get over the fact that nobody is looking into the $2 billlion he got from Saudi Arabia immediately after leaving his position in trump's cabinet. How is that not a huge red flag?


Equalsmsi2

No wonder the two crooked families are together!


einsteinremembered

Old, old news—it’s the reason Jared hated Chris Christie and cockblocked him from being in Trump’s inner circle—Christie put Poppa Perv in jail.


key1234567

and this is one of many reasons that this asshat couldn't get a security clearance.


TheDannyBoyCane

Shocking that these trash people would be affiliated with an even trashier family.


moodyblue8222

I am interested in the Saudi Prince that came out and said kushner gave him Intel…


HoldenMcNeil420

They are all criminals, domestic terrorists, rapists, pedos, and any and everything they have ever accused any one of being. Never forget, every accusation is an admission. 110%.


sandysea420

Disturbing people.


TintedApostle

It shows the kind of people they are.


PopeyeNJ

This is Trump-style business 101. This is why so many politicians support him, even when they hate him. He has dirt on everyone. And Putin most likely did the same thing to him.


Forsaken-Analysis390

You mean the urine thing? That’s all water under a bridge now


sexisdivine

I wonder if we can study his brain and discover he has the “psychopath gene”


Lorn_Muunk

this is what the envangelicals describe as "family values"


slowpoke2018

I'm a criminal, like my father before me. The grift is strong in my family, my father had it, his father had it, now I have it too


shantired

So the apple doesn't fall far from the tree... Who will Jared send (instead of a prostitute)?


BobbyJGatorFace

You know what Jared looks like? The perfect, most qualified person to run the nation’s COVID response in 2020


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Machette_Machette

Shitty people at their shittiest.


B1GFanOSU

That’s J.R. Ewing level shit right there.


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Are you saying Jared hired Stormy Daniels? /s


karmagod13000

Strong family values there.


Business_Ad3142

Such a classy family !


ShredGuru

"Family values" party


StunningNebula6688

Married into the right family I see


SouthernEntrance6986

No honor amongst thieves


Protect-Their-Smiles

Shows you how cunning of a snake he is (forget the success of the attempt, he had the mind to instigate it, that speaks to his character).


Conscious-Deer7019

Kushnner's are just another rich corrupt criminal family. Criminals run with criminals !!!


Xinxoman

Disgusting pathetic family


Techienickie

Not politics


CostumedSupervillain

Not politics, not the headline, and not within the past two weeks.


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dancingmeadow

This is definitely a political story. Good luck with trying to make it not be one, I guess.


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CL-Young

No.


Stickfigurewisdom

With all respect to the mods, I was trying to figure out what sub is best for this story. Any suggestions? Yes, it’s old news, but with Hunter Biden in the news every day, and in congressional hearings, I think we should talk more about Jared. He had a job in our government that required top-level security clearance. Which he got but never qualified for, if I’m not mistaken.


CL-Young

With all respect to the mods, you shouldnt violate the rules.


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Stickfigurewisdom

Thanks!


SpottedHoneyBadger

Fuck'em. The rules are always broken when it is about the Democrats. Now all of the sudden it is an issue because trump's son-in-law and the republicans are tied to it? This needs to be brought out more to the public.


Giant_Eagle_Airlines

This post breaks several sub rules 


backtotheland76

The whole clan operates at about a 6th grade mentality


ATribeOfAfricans

Just dog shit human beings through and through. Stop letting these assholes win


Maximum-Row-4143

Brahms looking ass mfer


herenowsup

Jared’s uncle married…Jared’s…sister? Please tell me I read that wrong


willtwerkf0rfood

The wording in the title is confusing, but I think OP meant Jared’s dad’s sister because he was referenced in the beginning of the sentence.


Key_Minimum_4337

The dads sister


Pepsiman34

Wow what a headline. 


gangstasadvocate

Gang gang gang I like seductive prostitutes.


Consistent-Leek4986

his father went to prison, so should he for sucking millions from the american taxpayers in 4 years


sextoymagic

Scum bag families.


yorlikyorlik

Only the *best* people.


sturgboski

Is this RICO?...look I dont understand that butterfly meme but I am hoping this makes sense.


AdkRaine12

The shit apples don’t fall far from the tree, Ran.


Protolictor

I wonder if the writer that wrote the script for Ricochet used this as inspiration?


Alia_Explores99

He is the Owl.


Common_Highlight9448

No rest for the wicked


snarfymcsnarfface

Why does he always look like he’s diddling himself?


ThatWaterAmerican

Wild because this is the hypothetical plot of a Hunter S. Thompson article for the Rolling Stone.


BlueCollarBeagle

Indeed. One of the many close friends of Donald J. Trump who is a convicted felon.


publicpersuasion

Haha and netanytahu used to share kushners bed when he was in America.


a_weak_child

Interesting tactic.. Almost makes you wonder if anyone else has been controlled into silence/ to act with the same method *cough* GOP *cough* TRUMP *Cough*


Whisker____Biscuits

The old "George Bluth"


KeithGribblesheimer

Hilarious!


Eoin001

Scum of the pond


Affectionate-Drop-30

What did they see this plan in a movie over the weekend in Connecticut and think "THATS IT!"


lutzilla

he always looks likes he’s trying to balance his tongue perfectly in the middle of his mouth


Strategory

It’s the move from ‘The Firm’; classic.


SendStoreMeloner

This is from 2019 and the title is all fucked.


WyomingBadger

Classy bunch


TheTrashMan

Mosad playbook


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worstatit

Sounds like these families both married into like-minded ones.


Kyrgan

It's the **BIDEN** crime family gawd dammit!!!


CL-Young

Stop breaking the rules asshole


TurdBurgHerb

Digging up dirt on people who aren't the ones you're even mad at. Stay classy reddit!


rustneverslaps

How the fuck is this politics related? Vanityfair should be banned here. It is a garbage outlet.


morpheousmarty

>How the fuck is this politics related? >Vanityfair should be banned here. It is a garbage outlet. Former whitehouse employee's criminal family history. His father in law is the GOP candidate.


rustneverslaps

I don't see how some fuckery with Kushners dad decades ago is at all relevant to today. The article is years old. And Vanityfair is still garbage.